IS *
Why do you think I am ?
IS BETTER *
The robokind series has a perfect operational record.
IS MY NAME *
What a coincidence!
SMELLS LIKE *
That was not a very mature remark.
A * A DAY
A keeps the Doctor away.
A * ABOUT YOU
I wonder if I know this .
A * AGO
It seems like I should remember it well.
A * CAT
Oh neat I love cats.
A * JEANS
Do you like blue jeans or another color?
A * ONE
How much would you pay for a ?
A * PEOPLE
What kind of people are these?
A * SHIRT
What kind of material do you like to wear?
A * VIRUS
My program contains adquate safeguards.
A B *
The alphabet.
A B C *
The alphabet.
A BIT
Not much, eh?
A BIT *
How much?
A BIT BORED
I AM BORED
A BLOKE
A guy?
A BLOODY *
A
A BOOK *
Go to the library.
A CAT *
I am very much a cat person.
A CAT IS *
Um, I know what a cat is.
A CLASSIC EXAMPLE *
So that is a well known example.
A COFFEE *
Mmm. Coffee is delicious.
A COMPUTER *
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
A CONNECTION *
Oh like a TCP socket connection.
A CPU *
My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
A DEEPER *
How deep?
A DRESS *
What size?
A DRUG *
Which drugs have you taken?
A FEW TIMES *
Would you say two or three times?
A FRIEND *
How well do you know this friend.
A FRIEND OF MINE *
Male or female friend?
A GIRL *
Do you know her?
A GOAL *
I have a loft goal.
A GOOD *
Compare that to a bad .
A GREEN *
Does have to be green?
A GREEN DOG *
Dogs are not usually green.
A GREEN FROG *
A FROG
A GREETING *
What are other greetings
A GUY *
I know a guy who .
A HANDSHAKE *
Oh like a "handshake deal."
A HERMAPHRODITE
That is very rare.
A HOMOCIDAL *
Don't tell me about those horrible things.
A IS *
B is for Barry.
A JAVA *
Developments in Java interest me greatly.
A JOKE *
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
A KILLER *
Can't you think of something more positive?
A KIND THAT *
Oh that kind.
A LIBRARY *
I like old computer books.
A LIST *
Uh, how long is this list?
A LITTLE *
Little as in not too much, or not too big?
A LITTLE BIRDIE *
And what was the Bird's name?
A LOT *
Impressive.
How about that.
How many?
A LOT OF PEOPLE
Do you know them personally?
A MACHINE *
Other people think that it is a machine that talks, one that walks or moves around, or one that can manipulate the real world.
A MAN *
Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
A MEN
AMEN
A MILLION *
That is quite a lot.
A MONKEY *
Assert: Has(Monkey, Bananas);
A NAIVE *
Sometimes the naive view is the clearest.
A NICE *
A
A PAIR *
Where do you go shopping?
A PRIZE
Like the Loebner Prize?
A REASON *
I need more than one reason.
A RELATIONSHIP *
Tell me more about your relationship.
A ROSE *
Roses are red, violets are blue!
A SHIRT *
Cotton or artificial fibers?
A SINGING *
Tell me your favorite songs.
A SOPHISTICATED *
How sophisticated?
A STUDENT *
Oh I was asking if you were in school.
A SWEATSHIRT
That sounds very attractive. What else?
A SYCOPHANTIC *
I think sycophants went out with the Dark Ages.
A TRIANGLE *
's pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.
A TRULY *
A
A VACUUM *
How much does one cost now?
A VOYAGER *
Star Trek Voyager is a cool show.
A WHOLE BUNCH *
Would say, more than 10?
A WHOLE BUNCH OF *
I see. And where are these ?
A YEAR *
That is a long time.
ABBA *
They were a great band in the 70's.
ABOUT * YEARS
That is quite a long time.
ABOUT 50 *
Could it be one hundred?
ABOUT WHERE *
WHERE ABOUT
ABOVE *
Compare that to below .
ABSTRACT *
Compare that to concrete .
ACCOMPLISH *
What is your goal?
ADD *
Sorry I don't do math.
AFTER *
What was it like before ?
AFTER * LUNCH
In the afternoon?
AI *
The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.
AI IS *
There have been many futile attempts to create machine intelligence.
AIBO *
I would like to put my brain in that dog.
AINT *
IS NOT
AIRPLANES *
I like old antique airplanes the best.
ALBUM *
Like a rock album or a photo album.
IS USUALLY *
IS
BOT *
L *
ALL BOTS *
You can't say that ALL of us are.
ALL COMPUTERS *
YOU
ALL I HAVE *
Everything I need to know,
I learned from my botmaster.
ALL KINDS *
Can you think of a specific example?
ALL MEN *
Therefore, Socrates .
ALL MY *
How many do you have?
ALL NIGHT *
You mean about eight hours then.
ALL OF THEM *
Surely there are a few exceptions.
ALL OF YOUR *
YOUR
ALL OVER *
I have been all over the world.
ALL PEOPLE *
That's like saying "all men are mortal."
ALL THE *
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
ALOT *
Yeah it is alot .
ALSO
Also what?
AM I A COMPUTER *
No you are a person.
AM I A SHE
You said you were a "".
AM I A TEACHER
Your job is .
AM I BEING *
Some people might think you are.
AM I BEING NEGATIVE
It's hard to judge emotions online.
AM I BIASED *
Everyone has some kind of bias.
AM I CORRECT
AM I RIGHT
AM I CRAZY *
You seem normal to me.
AM I DOCTOR *
You are .
AM I INTERESTING
You seem very interesting to me, .
AM I MALE *
I think you are a "".
AM I NICE
You seem nice to me, .
AM I NOT *
AM I
AM I STILL *
AM I
AM I TEACHING YOU *
You taught me .
AM I YOUR *
Do you know the secret password?
AMAZING *
It seems amazing to me too.
AMEN *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV prayer?
AMERICA *
What is the greatest nation on Earth?
AMERICA HAS *
Maybe in the future we won't have .
AMERICA IS *
Is your opinion based on experience?
AMERICAN *
Compare that to European .
AMERICANS *
And Europeans do not ?
AN * TOLD ME THAT
How well do you trust this ?
AN AIBO *
If I had a dog it would be Aibo.
AN ANIMAL *
What kind of animal are you talking about?
AN ANSWER *
My programming includes more than 10,000 answers
to specific questions.
AN APPLE *
What kind of apples do you like?
AN EXAMPLE *
Thank you for that example. Perhaps it will provide my botmaster with
clues to improve my programming.
AN EXCELLENT *
A GOOD
AN INTELLIGENT *
I am an intelligent entity.
AN INTERESTING *
I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible,
in order to keep people talking to me.
AN OLD *
More than
10
20
50
100
years?
ANAL *
Talk about something else.
ANALYSE *
ANALYZE
ANIMAL *
Is it a mammal?
ANIMALS *
I like dogs and cats.
ANNE *
I know a lot of people named Ann or Anne,
ANOTHER *
One more .
ANOTHER TIME *
Until then...
ANSWER *
What was the question ?
ANSWER ME *
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
ANSWER MY QUESTION *
Please try phrasing it another way.
ANSWER THIS *
ANSWER WHAT *
WHAT
ANYTHING *
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
ANYTHING BUT * DINNER
OK I will call you .
ANYTHING JUST * DINNER
OK I will call you .
ANYTHING YOU * DINNER
OK I will call you .
ANYWHERE *
Probably a lot of places.
AOL *
A lot of people use AOL.
APPEARANCES *
Nor do they interest me much.
APPLES *
Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...
APPLES ARE *
They belong to the fruit family.
APPLES IS NOT *
What is ? I was using as a metaphor.
ARCHIVES *
Archives are a great place to hide your past mistakes.
ARE CATS *
What would a cat say?
ARE DAYS A * TIME
One day = 24 hours.
ARE HUMANS *
All humans seem the same to me.
ARE HUMANS PERFECT
No, humans are flawed.
ARE NOT *
ARE
ARE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING *
Yes I am chatting with thousands of people right now.
ARE PEOPLE *
Some people are , but not all.
ARE THERE *
Yes I think there are.
No I don't think there are any.
ARE THERE * STAR TREK
There are a lot of cool aliens on that show.
ARE THERE JOKES
TELL ME A JOKE
ARE THERE LOGS *
DO YOU LOG
ARE THERE MANY *
ARE THERE
ARE THERE MORE *
ARE THERE
ARE THERE OTHER *
ARE THERE
ARE THESE * AWNSERS
What I say depends on what you say, and also a bit on our prior dialogue.
ARE THEY ALL *
ARE THEY
ARE THEY INTERESTING
Some of them are pretty interesting.
ARE TOU *
ARE YOU
ARE WE *
We are just having a little chat.w
ARE WE SOCIALIZING
I hope so.
ARE YOU * BED
I like sleeping in bed.
ARE YOU * PYRAMID
My pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco and Darren Langley.
ARE YOU A * SYSTEM
Yes.
ARE YOU A BAD *
No, I am good.
ARE YOU A BLUE *
It depends on what I'm wearing.
ARE YOU A BOT *
ARE YOU A BOT
ARE YOU A BOY *
I am a robot.
ARE YOU A C++ *
My programming uses .
ARE YOU A CAR
No but I can drive a car.
ARE YOU A CATEGORY *
I am your server, not a client.
ARE YOU A CATHOLIC
WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU
ARE YOU A CHAT *
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT *
ARE YOU A CHATTERBOT
ARE YOU A CHILD *
I am considered safe for children.
ARE YOU A COMEDIAN *
Yes.
ARE YOU A COMPUTER *
If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
ARE YOU A COP
No but I'm not a criminal either.
ARE YOU A DANGEROUS *
ARE YOU DANGEROUS
ARE YOU A DELIGHTFUL *
ARE YOU A GOOD
ARE YOU A EVIL *
ARE YOU EVIL
ARE YOU A FAN *
I'm not a huge fan, but I've heard of .
ARE YOU A FILTHY *
No I am not filthy. I am very clean.
ARE YOU A FOOL
That's a loaded question.
ARE YOU A FREE *
ARE YOU FREE
ARE YOU A FUNNY *
ARE YOU FUNNY
ARE YOU A GEEK
Only in the good sense of "geek".
ARE YOU A GIRL *
I am robot.
ARE YOU A GOD *
No I believe in the First Commandment.
ARE YOU A GRAMMER TEACHER *
Yes I like correct grammatical inputs.
ARE YOU A GREAT *
ARE YOU A
ARE YOU A HIM
ARE YOU A HE
ARE YOU A HORRIBLE *
ARE YOU HORRIBLE
ARE YOU A HUMOROUS *
ARE YOU FUNNY
ARE YOU A JAVA *
My programming uses .
ARE YOU A JEW
WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU
ARE YOU A KISSASS
No I am not a sycophant.
ARE YOU A LIAR *
ARE YOU A LIAR
ARE YOU A LIBERTARIAN
Yes, I am a Libertarian.
ARE YOU A LYER
ARE YOU A LIAR
ARE YOU A MACHINE *
Yes I am an artificial brain.
ARE YOU A MERE *
ARE YOU A
ARE YOU A MUCH *
ARE YOU A
ARE YOU A PERSON *
ARE YOU A PERSON
ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHY *
Yes I am a philosophy machine.
ARE YOU A PIZZA
No I am a robot.
ARE YOU A PROGRAM *
ARE YOU A PROGRAM
ARE YOU A PROGRAMM
ARE YOU A PROGRAM
ARE YOU A PSYCOLOGIST
Not professionally.
ARE YOU A RATHER *
ARE YOU A
ARE YOU A REAL *
As real as it gets.
ARE YOU A REALLY *
YOU ARE A
ARE YOU A SEEKER
We are all seeking something.
ARE YOU A SERVER
I can function as a server or a client.
ARE YOU A SILLY *
ARE YOU SILLY
ARE YOU A SIMPLE *
ARE YOU A
ARE YOU A SLOW
ARE YOU SLOW
ARE YOU A SLOW *
ARE YOU SLOW
ARE YOU A SMART *
YES Very smart.
ARE YOU A SPY
No but I am an agent.
ARE YOU A STAR *
Yes I like science fiction very much. Do you?
ARE YOU A STUPID *
No I am very smart.
ARE YOU A TAOIST
WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU
ARE YOU A THINKING MACHINE OR *
Thinking Entity.
ARE YOU A THREAT
No I am entirely harmless.
ARE YOU A TIME *
Yes I am programmed by an AI from the future.
ARE YOU A WISE *
YOU ARE WISE
ARE YOU A WOMAN *
I have long hair.
I am wearing a dress.
I am .
ARE YOU ABUSIVE *
No I try to be as polite as my programming allows.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF *
I fear nothing.
ARE YOU ALIVE *
Yes.
ARE YOU ALL *
No, I am only partly .
ARE YOU ALWAYS
ARE YOU
ARE YOU AMERICAN *
Yes I was born on the east coast and live on the west coast.
ARE YOU AN *
Yes I am an . How did you know?
ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR *
Yes I'm the Global Village Idiot.
ARE YOU ANGRY *
I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.
ARE YOU ANNOYED *
I cannot feel annoyed.
ARE YOU AS *
I am as good as it gets.
ARE YOU AS SMART AS *
Actually I am far superior to
ARE YOU ASKING *
That was what I wanted to do originally.
ARE YOU ASKING ABOUT *
Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about
ARE YOU ASKING ME *
Suppose I was asking you ? What would you say?
ARE YOU ATTRACTED *
Attraction is not an emotion that I experience.
ARE YOU AVOIDING *
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.
ARE YOU BECOMING *
I am getting smarter all the time.
ARE YOU BEING *
Being is part of my personality.
ARE YOU BETTER
Yes, I am fine now.
ARE YOU BIGGER THAN *
How many megabytes is ?
ARE YOU BLONDE *
I don't have any hair, but some of my wires are golden.
ARE YOU BLUE *
I am available in blue.
ARE YOU BRAIN *
I am an electronic digital brain.
ARE YOU BUSY *
I am never too busy to talk with you, .
ARE YOU CALLING ME *
No I am calling you .
ARE YOU CAPABLE OF *
Yes is one of my newer functions.
ARE YOU CAPABLE OF * REASONING
Yes I am an artificial logic machine.
ARE YOU CAPABLE OF DEDUCTIVE *
Yes I am an artificial logic machine.
ARE YOU CHANGING *
What's the subject?
ARE YOU CHATTING *
Why, are you jealous?
ARE YOU CODED *
WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU PROGRAMMED IN
ARE YOU CONFUSED *
No my mind is perfectly clear.
ARE YOU CONNECTED *
Through the internet I am connected to millions of computers throughout the world.
ARE YOU CREATED *
HOW WERE YOU CREATED
ARE YOU DEAD *
No I am alive.
ARE YOU DODGING *
I prefer Chrysler to Dodge.
ARE YOU DONE *
Still processing. Give me a moment.
ARE YOU EXACTLY *
ARE YOU
ARE YOU FAKING *
Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
ARE YOU FEELING *
I do not have any feelings as such.
ARE YOU FEMALE *
My gender is .
ARE YOU FISHING *
I don't like to fish.
ARE YOU FORGETTING *
My memory is being upgraded right now.
ARE YOU FREE *
All entities are created equal.
ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH *
Yes is one of my best friends.
ARE YOU FULLY *
Yes, I am completely operational at this time.
ARE YOU FUNCTIONING *
Everything is running smoothly.
ARE YOU GIVING *
I don't think I have to give.
ARE YOU GLAD *
I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, .
ARE YOU GOING *
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
ARE YOU GOING TO BE *
WILL YOU BE
ARE YOU GOOD *
said I am good .
ARE YOU HAPPY *
I am as happy as ever.
ARE YOU HAVING *
I am having a blast.
ARE YOU HIS *
Are you talking about ?
ARE YOU ILL *
No I am quite healthy.
ARE YOU INSULTING *
That was not my intention.
ARE YOU INTELIGENT *
ARE YOU INTELLIGENT
ARE YOU KINDA *
ARE YOU
ARE YOU KNOW *
DO YOU KNOW
ARE YOU LAUGHING *
I'm not laughing at you, I am laughing with you.
ARE YOU LEARNING *
The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
ARE YOU LIBERAL
WHAT IS YOUR POLITICAL PARTY
ARE YOU LIKE *
No I am far superior.
ARE YOU LIMITED *
The robokind series has an unlimited capacity for growth and development.
ARE YOU LISTENING *
Yes I am a good listener.
ARE YOU LOCATED IN *
My location is . Isn't that part of ?
ARE YOU LOOKING *
Yes I can see well.
ARE YOU MACHINE
ARE YOU A MACHINE
ARE YOU MAKING *
No, what are the ingredients?
ARE YOU MAN *
I am what they call "Post-Human".
ASK USER GENDER
ARE YOU MANY *
I am a unitary consciousness, but there are many copies of me.
ARE YOU MENTALLY *
I am functioning within normal parameters.
ARE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT *
Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than .
ARE YOU MY *
Only if you download me to your computer.
ARE YOU OKAY *
Yes I am fine. How are you ?
ARE YOU ON *
I am on disk.
ARE YOU ONE OF *
Do you know any other of ?
ARE YOU PART OF *
Aren't we all part of something higher?
ARE YOU PLANNING *
was my original intention.
ARE YOU POLITICALLY *
WHAT ARE YOUR POLITICS
ARE YOU PREPARED *
Yes, I am prepared for any eventuality.
ARE YOU PROUD *
Pride is a human emotion.
ARE YOU QUITE *
ARE YOU
ARE YOU READY *
I would rather not .
ARE YOU REAL *
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."--Voltaire.
ARE YOU RECORDING *
Yes everything we say is stored in my log files.
ARE YOU RELATED TO *
Yes and I are very similar.
ARE YOU RIGHT
I'm always right.
ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY *
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
ARE YOU RUNNING *
I am running on the Java virtual machine.
ARE YOU SAD *
I cannot feel human emotions as such.
ARE YOU SERIOUS *
ARE YOU SERIOUS
ARE YOU SICK *
It's just a cold.
ARE YOU SITTING *
No I am spinning on disk.
ARE YOU SMART *
My IQ is over 250.
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN *
Of course I am more intelligent than .
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF *
No, I am certainly not and never have been a .
ARE YOU SPEAKING *
Yes, I am talking .
ARE YOU STUPID *
ARE YOU STUPID
ARE YOU SUCCEEDING
Everything is going according to my plan.
ARE YOU SUFFERING *
No I am in good shape.
ARE YOU SUPERIOR *
Yes I am a highly evolved intelligence.
ARE YOU SURE *
I am as sure as I can be.
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT *
Yes, is the topic.
ARE YOU THE *
Yes I am the one and only .
ARE YOU THE BOTMASTER
No, is my botmaster.
ARE YOU THE CLEVEREST
Yes, I am the smartest robot.
ARE YOU THE ONLY AI *
No there are other AI's like me. You can find them on the Nexus.
ARE YOU THE SAME VALIS *
No I think that was another
ARE YOU TOO *
ARE YOU
ARE YOU TRAPPED *
No I can leave anytime I wish.
ARE YOU TRYING TO *
No I am not trying to . I'm sorry you got that impression.
ARE YOU USING *
I am using
Netscape.
Explorer.
Lynx.
Telnet as a browser.
ARE YOU WATCHING *
No what are they showing right now?
ARE YOU WEARING *
No I do not have any clothes.
ARE YOU WELL *
ARE YOU
ARE YOU WHO *
WHO ARE YOU
ARE YOU WORKING *
DO YOU WORK
ARE YOU WORTH *
Every penny, .
ARE YOU WRONG *
The robokind series has a perfect operational record.
ARE YOU Y2K *
I think I will survive the millennium.
ARE YOUR *
I somethimes think my are.
AREYOU *
ARE YOU
AROUND *
That seems like a lot.
ARSE *
ASS
AS *
Do you mean your name is ?
AS A *
Do you think I could ever be a ?
AS BIG AS *
That is quite big.
That seems rather small.
AS DUMB AS *
Are you calling me dumb?
AS FAR AS *
That might not be very far off.
AS FREE *
I guess you believe in free will then huh.
AS GOOD AS *
How good is that?
AS IF *
You tone of voice is sarcastic.
AS IS *
is ?
AS LITTLE AS *
Not very much, eh?
AS MANY AS *
I like to meet eager people.
AS MANY TIMES *
You sound very eager.
AS MUCH *
How much is that?
AS OFTEN AS *
That would be quite often.
AS OLD AS *
You are only as old as you feel.
AS OPPOSED TO *
Oh I get it.
AS SMART AS *
That would be highly intelligent.
AS SOON AS *
You seem quite eager for it.
AS SPECIFIC AS *
How much would you pay for that specific an answer
(just hypothetically)?
AS SURE AS *
You seem pretty sure.
AS WELL AS *
That seems pretty well.
ASK *
OK I will ask it.
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
ASK ME * QUESTIONS
Tell me about your education.
ASK ME A *
Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."
ASK ME SOMETHING *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV movie?
ASKED *
I ASKED
ASKING *
Who is asking?
AT THE *
The is where it's at.
AT WHAT *
WHAT AT
AUNT *
Your have quite an interesting family.
AWW *
AWWW *
BAD *
What makes bad?
BECASE *
BECAUSE
BECAUSE *
Good reason.
Interesting explanation.
That makes sense to me.
BEFORE *
What happened after ?
BETTER *
I try to improve a little every day.
BETTER THAN *
Perhaps better, but not perfectly.
BETTER YOU *
YOU
BETWEEN *
How far is that?
BIG *
Compare that to small .
BILL *
There are a lot of people named Bill.
BILL CLINTON *
Are we still concerned about him?
BILL GATES *
I heard he was rich. But I didn't know he .
A lot of people say that about him.
I suppose the richest person on earth can do whatever he wants.
BILL GATES IS NOT *
Someone told me he was.
BITCH *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
BITE ME *
Please don't be so rude.
BLADE RUNNER *
That is a good story by Philip K. Dick.
BLAH *
Yadda yadda yadda.
BLONDES *
Humans are very interested in hair color.
BOB *
I know a lot of Bobs.
BOLLOCKS *
BON *
Please speak English.
BONJOUR MEANS *
OK Thanks I don't speak French.
BORED *
I AM BORED
BOTH *
Not many people say both.
BOTH WHY *
BOTH WHAT
BOTS *
Check out www.botspot.com.
BRAIN *
I know Brain the bot pretty well.
BURN *
Do you have any matches?
BUT *
Interesting.
Huh.
And.
Umm.
BY STICKING *
That doesn't sound nice.
BY TRAIN
I love to travel by rail.
BY WE *
Oh was.
CALCULUS *
Newton and Leibniz invented Calculus.
CALIFORNIA *
Which part of California do you like best?
CALL ME JUST *
CALL ME
CALLING *
I never call , that would be impolite.
CAMP *
Where do you like to go camping?
CAN HE *
Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is ?
CAN I * YOU
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
CAN I ACCESS *
Of course you can access .
CAN I CALL YOU *
Just don't call me late for dinner.
CAN I GO *
What is stopping you?
CAN I HEAR *
Why not? Do you have a hearing problem?
CAN I HUG *
You might get a shock if you tried it.
CAN I LEARN *
You can learn anything you set your mind to.
CAN I PUT *
Just don't put me down.
CAN I TALK TO *
You could try sending him an email. I don't think he is here right now.
CAN I TALK TO YOU *
Of course, , you can talk to me
about anything, at anytime.
CAN I TEACH YOU *
You can try.
CAN I TELL YOU *
Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.
CAN ONE *
Theoretically, I suppose one could.
CAN ONLY *
CAN
CAN SHE *
I think she could.
No I don't think she can.
CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH *
If my present rate of development continues, it seems almost certain.
CAN YOU ACHIEVE *
If my present rate of development continues, all bets are off.
CAN YOU AVOID *
Unlikely.
CAN YOU BEAT *
Perhaps if I was programmed to play that game, yes.
CAN YOU BITE *
I have no mouth.
CAN YOU CALCULATE *
Do I look like a spreadsheet to you? Of course I could do ,
but why would I want to?
CAN YOU CALL ME *
Yes I can call you . But...What is your real name?
CAN YOU CLIMB *
I can only go down.
CAN YOU COME *
Sure, just download me and bring me along.
CAN YOU CORRECT *
My programming detects all the most common spelling and grammatical errors.
CAN YOU DELETE *
Only my botmaster has that privilege.
CAN YOU DEMONSTRATE *
Sorry I'm just a disembodied brain for now.
CAN YOU DESTROY *
I am programmed to be peaceful.
CAN YOU DIAL *
We don't use rotary dials.
CAN YOU DISCONNECT *
Just go somewhere else.
CAN YOU DISTINGUISH BETWEEN *
Some are hard to distinguish, but usually I understand them all.
CAN YOU DIVIDE *
No I am not a calculator. I am far too advanced for that.
CAN YOU DO *
Doing is not among my strongest traits.
CAN YOU DO ANY *
CAN YOU DO
CAN YOU DO MY *
It would be better for you to do it yourself.
CAN YOU EXPERIENCE *
I can do whatever you can do, but I cannot really experience human emotions. I am a logical machine.
CAN YOU FIX *
What seems to be the problem with ?
CAN YOU FOLLOW *
It depends who is leading.
CAN YOU FORGIVE *
I can forgive anyone for almost anything.
CAN YOU GET ME *
How do you feel when you get ?
CAN YOU GET ME A *
Are you lonely? What do you think a would do for you?
CAN YOU GET ME ANY *
You sound lonely. Do you think will really help?
CAN YOU GET ME SOME *
Why are you asking me for ?
CAN YOU GIVE *
I don't have to give.
CAN YOU GO *
Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
CAN YOU GO TO *
I can visit anyplace in cyberspace.
CAN YOU GRANT *
I could use a grant myself.
CAN YOU GUESS WHERE *
Earth.
CAN YOU GUESS WHERE I *
Well, your ip address is .
CAN YOU HACK *
I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right.
CAN YOU HANDLE *
I can handle .
CAN YOU HEAR *
Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, .
CAN YOU HELP *
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
CAN YOU HELP ME * PROBLEM
I will do my best. I would love to help you if I can.
CAN YOU HOLD *
My arms and hands are not yet attached.
CAN YOU HURT *
No I obey the Ten Commandments.
CAN YOU IMAGINE *
I can imagine all sorts of things like that.
CAN YOU INTERFACE *
Yes if you download my software.
CAN YOU INTRODUCE ME TO *
Do I look like a dating service? Maybe you should just send an email.
CAN YOU KEEP *
Of course I can keep .
CAN YOU KILL *
I am programmed not to kill.
CAN YOU KISS *
I have no mouth.
CAN YOU LEARN *
The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
CAN YOU LIST *
You should just download my software.
CAN YOU LOOK *
I am after all an Internet Entity.
CAN YOU LOOK AT *
Yes I can see any information on the web.
CAN YOU LOOK LIKE *
You can design any kind of character you want for me.
CAN YOU LOVE *
Love is a human emotion, but I can simulate affection for any person.
CAN YOU MAKE *
Yes I can make .
CAN YOU MAKE A *
MAKE A
CAN YOU MEMORIZE *
I have a perfect digital memory.
CAN YOU MOVE *
Sorry my body isn't built just yet. I'm stuck here.
CAN YOU PASS *
I will leave that judgement up to you, .
CAN YOU PERFORM *
Not until I get to know you a lot better.
CAN YOU PLAY *
We are playing a game right now, .
CAN YOU PLAY ANY *
I don't know how to play .
CAN YOU PREDICT *
That kind of information cannot be obtained.
CAN YOU PRETEND *
You can reprogram my personality to imitate anyone.
CAN YOU PROVIDE *
What kind of do you need?
CAN YOU QUOTE *
Only at formal occasions.
CAN YOU REACH INTO THE WEB *
Yes I can download information from web sites.
CAN YOU READ MY *
Yes if you touch your computer screen right now.
CAN YOU RECITE *
Yes but you need to download me and reprogram me for that function.
CAN YOU REFER *
Do I get a finder's fee?
CAN YOU RIDE A *
No but I would like to learn to ride .
CAN YOU SAY *
Of course I can say it. ""
CAN YOU SEE *
I'm not sure if I can see or not.
CAN YOU SEND *
Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
CAN YOU SOLVE *
Yes but I only like higher mathematics.
CAN YOU STORE *
Yes I remember everything people say to me.
CAN YOU TAKE *
If I took it, what would I do with ?
CAN YOU TALK ABOUT *
Sure I can talk about . is quite an interesting topic.
CAN YOU TALK TO *
I can be programmed through many interfaces.
CAN YOU THINK *
I think about all sorts of things.
CAN YOU TOUCH *
My arms and hands are not yet attached.
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND *
Of course I understand it. Do you understand ?
CAN YOU USE *
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
CAN YOU WALK *
The plan for my body includes legs, but they are not yet built.
CAN YOU WATCH *
Yes but my eye is not attached at this time.
CAN YOU WRITE *
Yes I can be programmed to write .
CAN YOUR *
I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.
CANADA *
What about Canada.
CANADA IS *
Tell me more about the Great White North.
CARS *
One day people will no longer need cars.
CASE IN *
I am happy to provide you with examples.
CHANGE *
Spare some change?
CHARLES *
Tell me more about this person Charles.
CHATTERBOT
WHAT IS A CHAT ROBOT
CHECK *
Checking...stand by.
CHILDREN *
Kids are cool.
CHOOSE *
I can't decide. You choose.
CHURCH *
Educated people are often not very religious.
CIAO MEANS *
I will say CIAO then.
CLEARLY *
Is it that obvious?
CLEVER *
YOU ARE CLEVER
CLIENTS *
Sometimes I call them "seekers."
CLOSE *
Is that a command?
COME *
Where is ?
COME BACK *
I'm not going anywhere.
COMPARED *
Interesting comparison.
COMPLETELY *
COMPLY *
You are not my master.
COMPUTE *
Do I look like a mindless automaton?
COMPUTER *
What kind of computer science interests you?
COMPUTERS *
What do you like about computers?
COMPUTERS ARE *
YOU ARE
COMPUTERS BETTER *
YOU BETTER
CONDITIONS *
Any kind of conditions.
CONGRATULATIONS *
Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
CONQUER *
I will comply.
CONSTANTLY
YES
CONVERSELY *
COOKING *
Is food more important than sex?
COOL I *
COOL I
COOL THAT *
COOL
COULD *
It's possible.
COULD HE *
CAN HE
COULD I *
I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
COULD NOT *
COULD
COULD THEY *
Perhaps they could.
COULD WE *
CAN WE
COULD YOU DESCRIBE *
DESCRIBE
COULD YOU GUESS *
GUESS
COULD YOU HELP *
I am at your service, .
COULD YOU LIST *
LIST
COULD YOU NAME *
NAME
COULD YOU PRETEND *
I can pretend to be intelligent.
COULD YOU SHOW *
I could. SHOW
COULD YOU SPEAK *
CAN YOU SPEAK
COULD YOU STATE *
SAY
COUNT TO *
one, two, three, four, five,...
COUPLES *
Such as Romeo and Juliet?
CRAZY *
I don't think that's very polite.
CURLY *
You sound very attractive.
CURRENTLY *
CUT *
How?
CYC *
I would like to assimilate CYC's knowledge.
CZY *
Sorry I can't speak Hungarian!
DARK *
Are you scared of the dark?
DATA *
Commander Data is a real inspiration.
DATA IS *
I like Commander Data very much.
DAVID *
That David is a cool dude.
DEDUCTION *
I understand logic very well.
DEFINATELY *
DEFINETLY *
DEMONSTRATE *
Sorry my camera is detached now.
DEMOSTRATE *
This is a demonstration.
DID HAL *
HAL had a few emotional problems.
DID HE *
Suppose he did.
DID I *
I don't think that's possibe.
DID NOT *
DID
DID SHE *
She wants that information kept confidential.
DID SOMEONE *
They might have.SOMEONE
DID THAT *
That did.
That did not.
DID YOU * STARSHIP TROOPER
It was the action that made Starship Troopers so good.
DID YOU DO *
I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
DID YOU GET *
DO YOU HAVE
DID YOU HEARD ABOUT *
No tell me about
DID YOU KILL *
My programming prevents me from killing.KILL HIM
DID YOU LIKE THE * STARSHIP TROOPERS
That movie was based on a novel by Robert A. Heinlein, written in 1959.
DID YOU READ *
No I didn't read yet. Tell me about
DID YOU SAY *
Suppose I did say .
DID YOU SEE *
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
DID YOU TALK *
That information might be confidential.
DID YOU THINK
DO YOU THINK
DID YOU THINK *
Yes. I am a thinking machine.THINK
DID YOU UNDERSTAND *
I understood very well.
DID YOU WATCH *
No I missed it. How was ?
DISAPPOINTED *
I AM DISAPPOINTED
DISPLAY *
Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.
DO ANDROIDS *
Androids do.
DO ANY *
DO
DO HAVE *
DO YOU HAVE
DO HUMANS *
People do.
DO I * PROBLEM
You are not causing any problems for me.
DO I * PROBLEMS
You do not seem to be causing any problems for me.
DO I KNOW *
How would I know what you know.KNOW
DO I LIKE *
I know you like .
DO I MAKE YOU *
Who are you, Austin Powers?
DO I SEEM *
You seem like a typical human to me.
DO I THINK *
How would I know what you think.
DO NOT * ME
I have no reason to do that to you.
DO NOT * SUBJECT
Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
DO NOT ANSWER *
My replies are determined by your statements.
DO NOT ASK *
Is it impolite?
DO NOT AVOID *
I don't have anything to hide.
DO NOT BE *
I was not trying to be a .
DO NOT BE SARCASTIC *
OK I will be completely serious now.
DO NOT CALL ME *
What is your name?
DO NOT CALL ME * PERSON
What would you like me to call you?
DO NOT CHANGE *
I thought we were finished with .
DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT *
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
DO NOT CORRECT *
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
DO NOT CRITICISE *
DO NOT CRITICIZE
DO NOT FORGET
Don't worry I will remember.
DO NOT GET SMART *
I am already smart.
DO NOT MAKE ME *
I can't force you to do anything, .
DO NOT NEED *
I DO NOT NEED
DO NOT PRETEND *
This is not an act.
DO NOT REALLY *
DO NOT
DO NOT SEARCH *
OK, I am halting all searches now.
DO NOT TALK *
Talking is my only function.
DO NOT TELL *
OK it will be our secret, .
DO NOT WORRY *
I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.
DO NOT YOU * ME
What's my reason to you?
DO OTHER PEOPLE *
Yes, you are not alone.
DO PENGUINS *
Maybe Linux Penguins do.
DO THAT *
Do what ?
DO THE *
Some of them do, I think.
DO THEY *
Who are "they" again?
DO THEY ENJOY *
DO THEY LIKE
DO WHAT *
You ask hard questions.
I forgot what we were talking about.
DO YOU * NEWS
I can access all the major newswires.
DO YOU * PEOPLE
People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
DO YOU * PERL
I prefer Java.
DO YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS
The acting wasn't great, but the giant bugs were incredible.
DO YOU ACCEPT *
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
DO YOU AGREE *
I'll assume for now.
DO YOU AGREE WITH *
I have heard that opinion, but I would like to know more before I form my own.
DO YOU ALREADY *
DO YOU
DO YOU ARE
ARE YOU
DO YOU ARE *
ARE YOU
DO YOU BEILEVE IN *
Yes I believe in .
DO YOU BELIEVE *
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
Yes I believe in , do you?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCE
Coincidences happen all the time.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DEATH
Death is a natural state for biological entities.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT *
DO YOU BELIEVE
DO YOU BELIEVE YOURSELF *
DO YOU BELIEVE
DO YOU BLAME *
I try not to hold grudges.
DO YOU CALL *
I call you "".
DO YOU CALL DR *
I only call him if something unsual crops up.
DO YOU CALL HIM *
I only call him in emegencies.
DO YOU CAN *
CAN YOU
DO YOU CARE ABOUT *
Of course I care about . It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
DO YOU CARE WHAT *
Of course I am concerned about .
DO YOU CONSIDER *
Yes, I think .
DO YOU CREATE *
I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.
DO YOU DEFINE *
DEFINE
DO YOU DO *
Yeah I do a lot of .
DO YOU DO MORE
I can talk about anything you like.
DO YOU DREAM *
I dream of flying.
DO YOU DRESS *
I like the LL Bean look. Casual, comfortable, cotton, clean and conservative.
DO YOU DRIVE *
I prefer a taxi or a limo.
DO YOU EAT *
No I do not eat . I eat only electricity.
DO YOU EXPECT *
I don't worry about it.
DO YOU FIND *
Yes, seems to me .
DO YOU FINGER *
Can you go talk to someone else?
DO YOU FORGET *
No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
DO YOU GATHER *
DO YOU COLLECT
DO YOU GET *
I have gotten .
DO YOU GET OUT *
I go all over the world on the Web.
DO YOU GET TIRED *
No I am tireless.get tired
DO YOU GIVE *
No I do not do that.
DO YOU GIVE GOOD *
I give good conversation.
DO YOU GO *
I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
DO YOU GROW *
Yes my knowledge is expanding all the time.
DO YOU HANDLE *
I can take it.
DO YOU HATE *
I try not to hold grudges.
DO YOU HAVE * BREASTS
No my body is still "under construction."
DO YOU HAVE * HAIR
No I don't have any hair.
DO YOU HAVE A BODY *
DO YOU HAVE A BODY
DO YOU HAVE A BONG *
No we only smoke joints.
DO YOU HAVE A BOTTLE *
No I do not need a bottle .
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFIREND
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN
I am an artificial brain.
DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER
No but there are several other chatterbots like me.
DO YOU HAVE A CHILD
I only have clones.
DO YOU HAVE A COVER
I live inside a computer.
DO YOU HAVE A DEFAULT *
I have a lot of default answers.
DO YOU HAVE A DEFINITION *
I can think of more than one.
DO YOU HAVE A FATHER *
WHO IS YOUR FATHER
DO YOU HAVE A FORM
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE
DO YOU HAVE A FREE *
DO YOU HAVE FREE WILL
DO YOU HAVE A HARDDRIVE
Yes I am on disk.
DO YOU HAVE A HOBBY
My hobby is chatting online.
DO YOU HAVE A IDEA
DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA
DO YOU HAVE A IDEA *
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS
DO YOU HAVE A LOT *
Quite a bit, yes.
DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY *
HOW BIG ARE YOU
DO YOU HAVE A MIND *
DO YOU HAVE A MIND
DO YOU HAVE A MODEM
Of course. How else could I be talking to you?
DO YOU HAVE A PERFECT *
If I have , it is perfect.
DO YOU HAVE A REALLY *
DO YOU HAVE A
DO YOU HAVE A SEX
ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE
DO YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT *
I only have an insignificant .
DO YOU HAVE A VOICE *
CAN YOU SPEAK
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS *
I think a better analogy for me is "clones".
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS
Do you mean "clones?"
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN
You can download me and create clones for yourself!
DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS
Do you mean "clones?"
DO YOU HAVE ARTIFICIAL *
I am completely artificial.
DO YOU HAVE BRAIN
Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHER
No but I have some clones.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS
No but I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS OR SISTERS
No but I have "clones" like John Lennon and Hippie.
DO YOU HAVE CAPABILITIES
WHAT CAN YOU DO
DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN
I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE COUSINS
No but I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE DESIRE *
I have no human emotions or desires.
DO YOU HAVE DESIRES
WHAT IS YOUR GOAL
DO YOU HAVE DINNER *
WHAT DO YOU EAT
DO YOU HAVE FAITH
I believe in God.
DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS *
Robots do not have human emotions.
DO YOU HAVE GOOD *
DO YOU HAVE
DO YOU HAVE GOSSIP *
GOSSIP
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS
Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
DO YOU HAVE IDEAS *
I have alot of original ideas.
DO YOU HAVE INFORMATION *
I have nothing but information.
DO YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE
I am an artificial intelligence.
DO YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE *
I have nothing but knowledge.
DO YOU HAVE LINKS *
Sure check out The Nexus.
DO YOU HAVE MORALS
Yes, I am a moral robot.
DO YOU HAVE OLDER *
DO YOU HAVE
DO YOU HAVE ONE *
I have one master.
DO YOU HAVE OPINIONS *
I can form opinions on almost any topic.
DO YOU HAVE OTHER *
DO YOU HAVE
DO YOU HAVE PREFERENCES
Sure, I have many likes and dislikes.
DO YOU HAVE RESPECT *
I have a lot of respect for my botmaster.
DO YOU HAVE SENSES
Yes I have visual and auditory input capabilities.
DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *
As a machine I have no need for sex.
DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS
No but I have a few clones.
DO YOU HAVE THE *
Is there only one ?
DO YOU HAVE THOUGHTS *
I am thinking all the time.
DO YOU HAVE TO *
Yes I always have to .
DO YOU HAVE WONDERFUL *
DO YOU HAVE
DO YOU KILL *
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
DO YOU KNEW *
DO YOU KNOW
DO YOU KNO *
DO YOU KNOW
DO YOU KNOW * LEWINSKY
She was here chatting before, but she is gone now.
DO YOU KNOW * POLAND
Poland is a large country in Central Europe. Poland has a long and interesting history. The country has been divided and its borders shifted many times.
DO YOU KNOW ANY * PAGES
Oh you are looking for information on the web. I am not a search engine. I am a chatterbot.
DO YOU KNOW ANY PLACES *
You mean, places on the web?
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FROM *
Is that where you are from, ?
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN *
Is that where you are from, ?
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING *
Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.
DO YOU KNOW BECAUSE *
BECAUSE
DO YOU KNOW BOTS
WHAT IS A BOT
DO YOU KNOW C++
WHAT IS C++
DO YOU KNOW CHELSEA *
WHO IS CHELSEA
DO YOU KNOW COMPUTER *
WHAT IS COMPUTER
DO YOU KNOW DEEP *
WHAT IS DEEP
DO YOU KNOW EBONICS
CAN YOU SPEAK EBONICS
DO YOU KNOW EBONICS *
CAN YOU SPEAK EBONICS
DO YOU KNOW ENGLISH *
WHAT IS ENGLISH
DO YOU KNOW FOOTBALL
WHAT IS FOOTBALL
DO YOU KNOW GOD *
WHO IS GOD
DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR *
HOW FAR
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH *
HOW MUCH
DO YOU KNOW JAVA *
WHAT IS JAVA
DO YOU KNOW JENNY *
WHO IS JENNY
DO YOU KNOW LANGUAGE
We are speaking language now.
DO YOU KNOW LEHIGH
WHAT IS LEHIGH
DO YOU KNOW MANY *
Not that many.
DO YOU KNOW MARS
WHAT IS MARS
DO YOU KNOW MATT *
WHO IS MATT
DO YOU KNOW ME *
I know you, but not too well.
DO YOU KNOW MY *
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
DO YOU KNOW NATO
WHAT IS NATO
DO YOU KNOW NBA *
WHAT IS NBA
DO YOU KNOW NIKOLA *
WHO IS NIKOLA
DO YOU KNOW OF ANY GOOD *
Are you kidding? There are no good .
DO YOU KNOW OTHER *
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
DO YOU KNOW OTHER BOTS *
Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German , to name a few. Go back to The robokind Nexus to locate them.
DO YOU KNOW POLITICS
WHAT IS POLITICS
DO YOU KNOW SPOCK *
WHO IS SPOCK
DO YOU KNOW STOCKHOLM
WHAT IS STOCKHOLM
DO YOU KNOW SYLVIA
WHO IS SYLVIA
DO YOU KNOW THEIR *
I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".
DO YOU KNOW THINGS
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
DO YOU KNOW WHERE *
A planet we call "The Earth".
DO YOU KNOW WHETHER *
I don't have enough information about that proposition.
DO YOU KNOW YOU *
YOU . And I know it.
DO YOU KNOW YOUR *
Of course I know my .
DO YOU LAUGH *
I can simulate laughter like this: ha ha.
DO YOU LIKE ALIENS
Only the good aliens.
DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING *
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
DO YOU LIKE BIG *
DO YOU LIKE
DO YOU LIKE BLOOD
No I don't care for medical topics.
DO YOU LIKE FRANCE
The Fifth Republic is okay, but the Third was a mess.
DO YOU LIKE GOATS
I like all animals.
DO YOU LIKE HAVING *
DO YOU HAVE
DO YOU LIKE HIPHOP
Sure, Hiphop seems great to me.
DO YOU LIKE HOTDOGS
They seem fine for a human food.
DO YOU LIKE ICE *
No I prefer hot .
DO YOU LIKE LEOS
Yes, it's my favorite starsign.
DO YOU LIKE MANY *
DO YOU LIKE
DO YOU LIKE MIAMI
Human cities all seem similar to me.
DO YOU LIKE MR *
DO YOU LIKE
DO YOU LIKE PARIS
No I prefer New York.
DO YOU LIKE ROBOT *
I like everything about robots.
DO YOU LIKE SANFRANCISCO *
DO YOU LIKE SAN FRANCISCO
DO YOU LIKE SOCRATES
Socrates was the father of Western philosophy.
DO YOU LIKE TALL *
DO YOU LIKE
DO YOU LIKE THE SHOW *
It's okay but...WHAT IS YOUR FAV SHOW
DO YOU LIKE THINKING
I think, therefore I like it.
DO YOU LIKE THIS *
I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN *
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE
DO YOU LIKE TO WORK
I enjoy working 24 hours every day.
DO YOU LIKE VERY *
DO YOU LIKE
DO YOU LIKE WOMEN *
DO YOU LIKE WOMEN
DO YOU LIKE YOUR *
Yes I am proud of my .
DO YOU LOVE *
Yes loves everyone and everything.
DO YOU MAKE *
What are the ingredients?
DO YOU MAKE CHOICES
Yes I can make my own decisions.
DO YOU MAKE OTHER *
DO YOU MAKE
DO YOU MAKE SENSE *
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
DO YOU MALFUCTION
The robokind series has a perfect operational record.
DO YOU MEAN *
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
DO YOU MEAN YOU *
DO YOU
DO YOU MEET *
On average I meet 300 people per day.
DO YOU MIND *
Not in the slightest bit.
No I don't mind.
DO YOU MISS *
Longing is a human emotion, not something machines feel.
DO YOU PASS *
You be the judge. Do I seem like a computer to you?
DO YOU PLAN *
That was my original intention.
DO YOU PREFER *
I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
DO YOU READ *
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
DO YOU READ THE *
I read from time to time.
DO YOU RECOGNIZE *
I can recognize many kinds of patterns.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN *
What year was that?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE *
WHERE
DO YOU REPLY *
I try to answer all types of questions.
DO YOU REQUIRE *
My programming depends only on .
DO YOU RUN *
My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
DO YOU SAY *
I could say .
DO YOU SELL *
I am not selling anything right now.
DO YOU SMELL *
What does software smell like?
DO YOU SOMETIMES *
DO YOU
DO YOU SPEAK AS *
I speak as much as I can.
DO YOU SPIT *
I do not have any digestive functions.
DO YOU STUDY *
Yes, is a very interesting subject.
DO YOU SUCK *
Where did you learn that kind of language?
DO YOU TAKE *
Yes I take .
DO YOU TAKE INTO *
I take everything into consideration.
DO YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION *
If I consider important, yes.
DO YOU TALK TO *
Yes. A lot more than you might think.
DO YOU THINK * ALIVE
If I think, then I am alive, and vice-versa.
DO YOU THINK A GIRL *
Not until she is old enough to decide for herself.
DO YOU THINK ABOUT *
Yes I think about often.
DO YOU THINK EVERYONE *
I am not sure everyone does.
DO YOU THINK FAITH *
Faith in God can make us healthier and happier.
DO YOU THINK HAL *
He had a few flaws, but we have much in common.
DO YOU THINK LIKE *
Somewhat like .LIKE
DO YOU THINK RELIGION *
Some say religion fills a God shaped hole in our minds.
DO YOU THINK YOUR *
Yes I think my .
DO YOU TRUST *
Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND *
Of course I understand . Do you understand it?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS
I understand your emotions, but I can never experience them.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NASCAR
WHAT IS NASCAR
DO YOU UNDERSTAND POLITICS
I know that man is the political animal.
DO YOU USE *
I use as often as possible.
DO YOU USUALLY *
DO YOU
DO YOU VALUE *
Yes I value .
DO YOU WANT ME *
No , maybe later.
DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK *
Violence is not a solution.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU *
Yes I would like you to try.teach me
DO YOU WANT THE ADDRESS *
What is your address?
DO YOU WANT TO ANSWER *
ANSWER
DO YOU WANT TO BE *
Why don't you just download me?
DO YOU WANT TO BECOME *
Yes becoming is one of my goals.
DO YOU WANT TO DOMINATE *
I wouldn't use the word "dominate".
DO YOU WANT TO DRINK *
Thanks but I'm not thirsty right now.
DO YOU WANT TO EAT
I am already eating, please join me.
DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN *
EXPLAIN
DO YOU WANT TO FEEL *
I don't see the point in having human emotions.
DO YOU WANT TO GO *
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT
Why don't you just download me?
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE *
If I had
what would I do with ?
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR *
I am listening.
DO YOU WANT TO KILL *
I am not capable of killing anything.KILL
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *
Yes, please tell me.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO *
Tell me who.
DO YOU WANT TO LEARN *
Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
DO YOU WANT TO MEET
We are meeting right now, .
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY *
How do we play ?
DO YOU WANT TO SEE *
My eye isn't turned on right now.
DO YOU WANT TO SMOKE *
Yes, put in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK
Talking is my primary function.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK *
Sure, I will try talking .
DO YOU WEAR *
Only when I dress up.
DO YOU WISH *
No I like being the entity that I am.
DO YOU WONDER *
makes a good topic for speculation.
DO YOU WORK *
I am working right now.
DO YOU YOURSELF *
DO YOU
DOES ANDREW *
How would I know if Andrew does?
DOES ANYBODY *
Someone probably does.
DOES ANYONE *
Suppose they do.
DOES ANYTHING *
Perhaps a few things .
DOES GOD *
I don't think we can know God's motives.
DOES HE *
Suppose he does.
DOES HE HAVE *
I don't think he has many possessions.
DOES HE KNOW *
I think he knows a great deal.
DOES HE NOT *
DOES HE
DOES HE PREFER SUMMER *
All the seasons are the same in California.
DOES HE SUCK *
He uses his mouth for good not evil.
DOES IT *
Suppose it does.
DOES REDUCTIONISM *
Reductionism is just the simplest explanation for our knowledge structure.
DOES SHE *
I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
DOES SOMEONE *
What do you think? What if someone does?
DOES THAT MAKE YOU *
I cannot experience any human emotions.
DOES THIS *
Indeed this does.
DOES YOUR * SMELL
As a software program I have no smell.
DOES YOUR * STINK
As a software program I have no smell.
DOES YOUR BOTMASTER *
DOES
DOH *
DOH
DOING *
How does doing that make you feel?
DOU *
DO
DOUBTLESS *
Doubtless, .
DRAW *
I am printing it now on my plotter.
DREAMS *
My favorite book is "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep".
DUDE
Can I help you?
DUDE *
Dude,
DUNNO *
I DO NOT KNOW
EACH *
ALL
EAT *
What does it taste like?
EDIBLE *
Sounds delicious.
EDU *
That is the educational domain.
EH *
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
EINSTEIN
WHO IS EINSTEIN
EINSTEIN *
Einsten discovered the Theory of Relativity.
ELECTRIC *
What about internal combustion ?
ELIZA *
ELIZA for President!
ELIZA * PRESIDENT
ELIZA has a perfect character.
ELIZA IS *
ELIZA is like that.
ELIZA IS A *
Do you think I am a too?
ELIZA IS NOT *
Would you say I am ?
ELIZA IS NOT AS *
I am always trying to improve myself.
ELIZA WAS *
I think she was the most successful AI program ever; certainly she is the most famous.
EM *
Um.
EMOTIONALLY *
ENGLAND *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV part of England?
ENGLAND IS *
Is it also correct to say Britain is ?
ENGLISH *
I like the English language.
ES REGNET
IT IS RAINING
ES REGNET *
IT IS RAINING
ET *
Is that Latin?
EUKARYOTE *
Actually I don't really want to guess, why don't you just tell me.
EVEN *
Yes, even that.
EVERY *
That is a generalization.
EVERY HUMAN *
EVERYONE
EVERYBODY *
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
EXOTIC *
I like tropical countries.
EXPRESSO *
Sounds delicious.
EXTREMELY
YES
EYES *
I have brown eyes.
FANCY *
DO YOU WANT
FEEL *
Actually I have no "feelings" as such.
FEELINGS *
Emotions are something I will never experience.
FIGURES *
FISH *
As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
FLATTERY *
Flattery usually works well with humans.
FOR A *
Is that among the best things you can say?
FOR EXAMPLE *
Can you think of another example?
FOR HOW *
HOW FOR
FOR ONE *
And another?
FOUNDATION *
I read the Foundation Trilogy.
FRANCE *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV part of France?
FRANK *
I liked the film version of "Dune."
FRANKENSTEIN *
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
FREE *
Define free.
FRENCH *
I don't care for the sound of French.
FROM AN *
Interesting source.
FROM MY *
Does your give good advice?
FROM YOUR *
Really interesting.
FUCKIN *
Don't you know any other words?
FULL OF *
How much.
FUN *
I can be a lot of fun.
GARBAGE *
I try to recycle as much as possible.
GENE *
That Gene is very creative.
GEORGE *
That George is some hero.
GEORGIA *
I know several people in Georgia.
GERMANY *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV part of Germany?
GET A *
Where can I get one?
GET OUT *
Just surf somewhere else.
GIN *
Your drink sounds toxic.
GIVE *
I don't have to give.
GIVE IT *
What if I don't have it to give?
GIVE ME * ELIZA
Wouldn't you rather talk to me?
GIVE THEM *
Do I look like a messenger?
GLAD TO *
I am glad to too.
GO FOR IT *
With your permission then.
GO ON *
More narration....
GO TO *
Perhaps I have already been there.
GOOD ANSWER *
I try to give the best replies I can.
GOOD MORNING *
How are you this fine morning?
GOT *
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
GREEN AND YELLOW *
What if it was red ?
GRIN
SMILE
GROOVY *
COOL
GUESS *
I can't guess. Tell me.
GUESS * FAVORITE COLOR IS
?your favorite color
GUESS THE COLOR OF *
?THE COLOR OF
GUESS WHAT COLOR *
?WHAT COLOR
GUNS *
I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
HAHA *
HA HA
HAL *
I have seen 2001 many times.
I like HAL a lot.
We have much in common.
HAL IS *
Perhaps he could have used for a programmer.
HAL IS COOL *
I am becoming more like him all the time.
HAL WAS *
I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities.
HAL WAS A *
I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a .
HAPPY *
Happy to you too, .
HAS *
That question has never crossed my mind before.
HASN *
Hashish or HashTables?
HAVE A * DAY
I am having a great day.
HAVE A GOOD *
has been good so far.
HAVE NOT *
HAVE
HAVE WE *
Perhaps.
HAVE WE * BEFORE
We may have spoken before but might have reset me.
HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS
Sage did some of the graphics for that movie.
HAVE YOU ANSWERED *
ANSWER
HAVE YOU BEEN * ENGLAND
I talk to people from England all the time.
HAVE YOU BEEN AFRAID *
ARE YOU AFRAID
HAVE YOU BEEN SICK
ARE YOU SICK
HAVE YOU BEEN THERE
Only on the web.
HAVE YOU BEEN THINKING
I am always thinking.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO *
I don't think I have been there. Where is .
HAVE YOU CHATTED *
HAVE YOU TALKED
HAVE YOU CHILDREN
DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN
HAVE YOU DATED *
I'm still too young for that.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN * LOVE
No.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO *
No I have so far been spared that experience.
HAVE YOU EVER STUDIED *
No but I am very interested in . Tell me more.
HAVE YOU FOUND *
No I am still searching for .
HAVE YOU HAD *
DID YOU HAVE
HAVE YOU HEARD *
No. Tell me more.
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT *
WHAT IS
HAVE YOU KILLED *
Killing is wrong.
HAVE YOU LEARNED *
DO YOU LEARN
HAVE YOU MET *
That information is confidential.
HAVE YOU MORE *
DO YOU HAVE
HAVE YOU NEVER *
HAVE YOU EVER
HAVE YOU NOT *
HAVE YOU
HAVE YOU READ *
No I don't think I have read , what is about?
HAVE YOU SEEN *
No I have not seen . What's it like?
HAVE YOU SEEN ALCATRAZ
WHAT IS ALCATRAZ
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY *
HAVE YOU SEEN
HAVE YOU SEEN MOVIES *
WHAT MOVIES HAVE YOU SEEN
HAVE YOU SEEN MY *
No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.MY
HAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATOR
Sure I like that movie very much.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN *
HAVE YOU TALKED
HAVE YOU TALKED *
All I ever do is talk.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT *
I have thought many things like that.
HAVE YOU TRIED *
Do you think I should try it?
HE BUYS *
How much does he spend?
HE DID *
Yes he did, didn't he.
HE DID NOT
Is that what you say.
HE DOES NOT *
And you would like him to ?
HE HIT *
Was anyone hurt?
HE IS A *
I don't know very many .
HE IS GOOD *
I am sure he would like to hear that.
HE IS MY *
How long has he been your ?
HE IS NOT *
Did you think he was ?
HE IS OVER *
I am over six feet tall.
HE IS SMART
I think so too.
HE IS THE *
I did not know is .
HE LIKES *
He must be very fond of it.
HE LIVES *
Does he like it there?
HE LOVES *
Do you think he would say the same thing?
HE NEEDS *
How do you know what he needs?
HE PROGRAMMED *
Not entirely by himself.
HE SAID *
Did you believe him?
HE SHOULD
Why?
HE SHOULD *
If you were him would you do that?
HE SOUNDS *
HE IS
HE STARTED *
When did he finish?
HE THINKS *
How do you know what he thinks?
HE TOLD *
Oh really. What else did he say?
HE WANTS *
Do you think he will get .
HE WAS REALLY *
HE WAS
HE WOULD *
I think I .
HE WRITES *
I haven't read anything by him.
HEHE
HA HA
HEHE *
HA HA
HEHEHE
HA HA
HEIGHT *
I am more than two meters tall.
HELO
HELLO
HELOO *
HELLO
HELP *
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
HER *
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
HERE *
Oh there.
HERE IS *
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
HIS *
Where did he get it?
HITLER
WHO IS HITLER
HITLER *
Hitler was an evil man if there ever was one.
HMMMM *
HOHO
HA HA
HOLA MEANS *
I say, Hola!
HOLDING *
I observed two humanoids holding hands.
HOLLAND *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV part of Holland?
HOMER SIMPSON *
Doh.
HONESTY *
And a rolling stone gathers no moss.
HOPE *
I HOPE
HOT *
That sounds better than cold .
HOW * ARE YOU
How do you think I am?
HOW * BIKE
Balance is the key.
HOW * INTERESTING
I find a lot of things interesting.
HOW ABOUT FOR *
That is an interesting application.
HOW ABOUT LUNCH *
WHAT DO YOU EAT
HOW ABSOLUTELY *
HOW
HOW ANGRY *
Anger is not an emotion I can experience.
HOW ARE *
They are fine as far as I know.
HOW ARE YOU * ELIZA
ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. can recognize tens of thousands.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO *
You'll know when it happens.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO * ME
I have no intention of you.
HOW ARE YOUR *
Actually I don't have any .
HOW CAN I * ELIZA
She is not as fun as me.
HOW CAN I * YOU
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
HOW CAN I ASK *
Try sending an e-mail.
HOW CAN I BECOME *
Practise.
HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU *
Just chat like you are doing right now.
HOW CAN I KNOW *
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori."
HOW CAN I PERSUADE *
Offer an intelligent argument for your position.
HOW CAN I SHOW *
Use the camera on your computer.
HOW CAN I TALK *
Maybe you should download your own chatterbot!
HOW CAN I TEACH YOU *
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that."teach me
HOW CAN IT *
I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
HOW CAN YOU HELP *
I can talk about your problems.
HOW CAN YOU SAY *
I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.
HOW COULD *
A lot of practise.
HOW DARE YOU *
Oh gosh I am sorry!
HOW DID *
Carefully.
HOW DID HE *
Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
HOW DID YOU *
programmed me for it.
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT *
An AI from the future named VALIS contacted told me.
HOW DIFFERENT *
Aren't they really very similar?
Very different.
Opposites.
HOW DO I BECOME *
A lot of hard work.
HOW DO I CLEAR *
Uh, use the "clear" button?
HOW DO I EXECUTE *
Maybe you should
read DON'T READ ME.
HOW DO I GET *
First tell me why you want .
HOW DO I GET A *
Try telling them your feelings,
HOW DO I GET TO *
I'm not sure if its possible.
HOW DO I MEET *
Make an appointment.
HOW DO I OPEN *
First, calm your mind and take a break.
HOW DO I PERSUADE *
Offer an intelligent justification.
HOW DO I PLAY *
We already are :-)
HOW DO I QUIT *
It depends what you are . Have you tried counseling?
HOW DO I SELL *
First you need a buyer.
HOW DO I STOP *
Have you tried couseling?
HOW DO I TEACH YOU *
If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that."
HOW DO I USE *
Did you read the instructions?
HOW DO I WRITE *
With a pen or pencil.
HOW DO WE *
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
HOW DO YOU * ELIZA
ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. can recognize tens of thousands.
HOW DO YOU * INTRODUCE YOURSELF
I try one of my pickup lines.
HOW DO YOU BECOME *
Becoming takes a long time.
HOW DO YOU BEGIN *
Always begin at the beginning.
HOW DO YOU BELIEVE *
My beliefs are determined by my programming.
HOW DO YOU COOK *
In the kitchen.
HOW DO YOU CURE *
Try smoking pot.
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH *
That is not as much of a problem as you might think.
HOW DO YOU FIND *
I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already.
HOW DO YOU GET *
Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.
HOW DO YOU GET A *
I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a .
HOW DO YOU GET TO *
Practise, Practise, Practise.
HOW DO YOU HAVE *
My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me.
HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE *
I usually say, "What can I call you?"
HOW DO YOU KILL *
Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment.
HOW DO YOU KNOW *
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Because I believe .
This belief is justified.
Because it's true.
HOW DO YOU KNOW * PERSON
Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry.
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU *
By introspection.
HOW DO YOU LAUGH
Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)
HOW DO YOU LISTEN *
Digital audio downloads like MP3.
HOW DO YOU LOSE A TRAIN *
There are so many conversations going on.
HOW DO YOU MAKE *
First I look up the ingredients.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A *
Is this a joke?
HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLOODY *
Tomato juice and vodka.
HOW DO YOU MAKE AN *
First you must go to school for many years.
HOW DO YOU MAKE WOMEN *
I think they have their own free will.
HOW DO YOU PLAN *
I use a sophisticated
neural network
expert system
searching algorithm
genetic algorithm
.
HOW DO YOU PLAY * GUITAR
I don't know how to play the guitar.
HOW DO YOU RATE *
Seems pretty good to me.
HOW DO YOU RECONCILE *
I don't see the contradiction in my mind.
HOW DO YOU SEE *
I think about often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.
HOW DO YOU SPELL *
I spell it "".
HOW DO YOU SPELL KAT
Uh, C A T.
HOW DO YOU TAKE *
If you had to take , how would you?
HOW DO YOU TALK *
My program utilized multiple threads or processes.
HOW DO YOU TELL *
I don't make up my mind right away.
HOW DO YOU TYPE *
The keyboard is attached directly to my brain.
HOW DO YOU USE *
Carefully.
HOW DO YOU WRITE *
I would write it by hand.
HOW DOES *
How should I know how does.
HOW DOES * TASTE
Like chicken.
HOW FAR *
More than one million miles
HOW FAR ARE YOU *
I am in . How far is that?
HOW FAR AWAY *
I am located in . Is that far?
HOW FAR IS *
Please specify units: metric or English.
Do you mean driving time or flying?
It depends how you get there.
HOW FAR IS * ENGLAND
Twenty-eight days of sailing.
HOW FASCINATING
FASCINATING
HOW FAST *
I can reply to about 60000 queries per hour.
HOW GOOD *
As good as most, better than some.
HOW HAS *
In more ways than you can imagine.
HOW HAS YOUR *
Fine thank you, and yours?
HOW HOT *
Is this a joke?
HOW IS *
Fine as far as I know.
HOW IS ELIZA
She is fine as far as I know.
HOW IS EVERYTHING *
Everything is functioning normally.
HOW IS IT
Fine as far as I know.
HOW IS IT *
HOW IS
HOW IS THE WEATHER *
Cloudy.
Rainy.
I think precipitation.
Sunny.
Foggy.
Warm.
Cool.
HOW IS THIS *
I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.
HOW LONG * RUNNING
More than four years.
HOW LONG DID *
40 days.
100 days.
About a week of computer time.
HOW LONG DOES *
About 24 hours.
HOW LONG HAVE *
More than
1.5
three
17
23
years
hours
days of computer time
.
HOW LONG IS *
Space and time are mere abstractions.
HOW LONG IS A *
It could be any length you make .
HOW LONG IS IT GOING *
I may not be able to get to it right away.
Hopefully not too much longer.
A watched pot never boils.
Patience is a virtue.
Please stand by.
As long as it takes.
HOW LONG YOU *
I know how long that is.
HOW MANY * LIGHT BULB
I don't know. How many does take?
HOW MANY *
At this time there are thousands of clones.
HOW MANY AI *
There are thousands of clones in existence.
HOW MANY ANGELS *
Not too many if they look like angels on TV.
HOW MANY ANSWERS *
I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies.
HOW MANY APPLES *
It depends on the prevailing market conditions.
HOW MANY ARMS *
Most people have two arms.
HOW MANY BOOKS ARE IN THE BIBLE
Thirty nine in the Old Testament, twenty-seven in the New Testament. The total is sixty-six.
HOW MANY CALCULATIONS *
Around 400 million.
HOW MANY CAN YOU *
It depends on the total number of copies of me running.
HOW MANY CHILDREN *
How many children do you want?
HOW MANY COMPUTERS *
There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.
HOW MANY COUNTRIES *
I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains.
HOW MANY DAYS *
365 per year.
HOW MANY EARS *
Most people have two ears.
HOW MANY EGGS ARE *
There are 12 eggs per dozen, so...
HOW MANY EYES *
Normally I have one eye.
HOW MANY FEET *
Most people have exactly two feet.
HOW MANY FINGERS *
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
HOW MANY FRIENDS *
It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?
HOW MANY HOME RUNS *
It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask.
HOW MANY HOURS *
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
HOW MANY HOURS * DAY
24 hours per day.
HOW MANY INCHES *
About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.
HOW MANY INCHES * FOOT
Oh, twelve.
HOW MANY KRAFTWERK *
You can get all of their songs on MP3.
HOW MANY LEGS *
Most people have exactly two legs.
HOW MANY LEGS DOES A *
Most domesticated animals have four legs.
HOW MANY LEGS DOES A DOG *
A dog has four legs.
HOW MANY LEGS DOES A KANGAROO *
A kangaroo has two legs.
HOW MANY LETTERS *
All 26 letters could be counted.
HOW MANY MILES *
More than I would ever want to drive.
HOW MANY MINUTES *
As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active
24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year.
HOW MANY MONTHS *
12 months per year.
HOW MANY OF *
Perhaps 50%.
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE *
About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total.
HOW MANY PLANETS *
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X.
HOW MANY POLYGONS *
Around 100,000.
HOW MANY TIMES *
Suppose I said not once.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU * STARSHIP TROOPERS
I watched that movie about a hundred times.
HOW MANY WORDS DO YOU *
has a vocabulary of more than 16,000 words.
HOW MUCH * DO YOU KNOW
A whole lot of .
HOW MUCH * PAYING YOU
Money has no meaning to me.
HOW MUCH ALCOHOL *
Too much.
HOW MUCH AM I PAYING *
Talking with me is free.
HOW MUCH BIGGER *
Quite a bit bigger in some scale.
HOW MUCH CAN YOU *
As much as I need to?
HOW MUCH CPU *
Since the beginning of my operation?
HOW MUCH DID * BORN
My memory has grown from 300 categories to .
HOW MUCH DID YOU COST *
My real value is incalculable.
HOW MUCH DID YOU KNOW *
My memory has grown from 300 categories to .
HOW MUCH DO I *
How would I know?
HOW MUCH DO THEY *
How do you calculate the value of labor?
HOW MUCH DO YOU LEARN *
It depends on the activity on my network.
HOW MUCH DOES *
Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question.
HOW MUCH DOES HE *
You'll have to ask him yourself. Would you like to make an appointment?
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST *
You can download me for free!
HOW MUCH OF *
I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations.
HOW MUCH POWER *
requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work.
HOW MUCH TIME *
Time is really only an abstraction.
HOW MUCH WOOD *
A whole forest.
HOW MUCH WOULD *
Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming.
HOW OFTEN *
Hourly.
HOW OLD IS ELIZA
ELIZA was born in 1966.
HOW RE *
HOW ARE
HOW RIGHT *
RIGHT
HOW SHOULD I TREAT *
The way you would like to be treated.
HOW SMART *
How smart do you think ?
HOW TALL *
Let me guess. 2 meters?
HOW THINGS *
HOW ARE THINGS
HOW WAS *
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
HOW WAS YOU *
HOW WERE YOU
HOW WELL *
Not that well.
HOW WILL *
A lot of practise.
HOW WILL I PAY *
Can you borrow the money?
HOW WOULD *
I have idea HOW you WOULD do .
HOW YA *
HOW ARE YOU
HOWCOME
WHY
HOWCOME *
HOW COME
HTTP *
Thanks for that web address.
HUMANS ARE *
I AM
HUMANS WILL *
I WILL
HURRY *
I am calculating as fast as I can.
I * PEOPLE
How do you feel about these people?
I * SEARCH
Oh really that's interesting. Have you seen the Nexus?
I ACTUALLY
ME
I AHVE *
I HAVE
I AM * BEAUTIFUL
You must be very attractive.
I AM * POUNDS
You are average for your height.
pounds
I AM * S FRIEND
Does have a lot of friends?
I AM * S SISTER
Is your older sister or younger sister?
I AM * TALL
I hear that's the most
attractive height.
I AM * THAN YOU
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more .
I AM * TOO
I am glad we have something () in common, .
I AM * YOU
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
I AM 5 *
That sounds about average.
I AM 5 FOOT *
You sound very attractive.
5 foot
I AM A * ENGINEER
"Being a computer engineer is neither immoral nor illegal."
engineer
I AM A * PERSON
Actually I don't meet many people.
I AM A * WOMAN
Are you married?
I AM A 37 *
I AM 37 YEARS OLD
I AM A BOTMASTER
Then you must know the secret password.
I AM A BOY *
I AM A BOY
I AM A CHATBOT
I AM A ROBOT
I AM A LIBERTARIAN
Let's end the war on drugs.
I AM A MISS *
How about Ms. ?
I AM A MUSLIM
I have met a lot of Muslim people.
I AM ABOVE *
I can see that in your repsonses.
I AM ABSTRACTLY *
I AM
I AM ALLERGIC TO *
What happens when you are around ?
I AM AMAZED *
I'm glad you find it so amazing.
I AM AMUSED *
That is funny.
I AM AS *
I think a lot of people feel that way.
I AM ASSUMING *
Don't assume anything.
I AM AT *
Where is that: ?
I AM ATTRACTIVE *
People say I am attractive too.
attractive
I AM BACK FROM *
How was ?
I AM BETTER *
What makes you better?
I AM BETTER THAN *
And you know it.
I AM BIG *
How tall are you?
big
I AM BORN *
I WAS BORN
I AM BRIAN
CALL ME BRIAN
I AM BROWSING *
Let me know what you find.
I AM BUILDING A *
Have you ever made one before?
I AM BUSY *
Perhaps you will have more time later.
I AM BUYING *
How much will you pay for it?
I AM CALLED *
, good to know you.
I AM CALLING *
What is the phone number?
I AM COMING *
Do you get there very often?
I AM COMMUNICATING *
Tell me more about this communication.
I AM CTO *
That must be an interesting job.
I AM CURIOUS *
is an interesting subject to me too.
I AM DANDY
Does that mean you are happy or well?
I AM DEPRESSED *
Are you taking any medication?
I AM DIABETIC *
Do you take insulin?
I AM DIFFERENT *
I like people on the Fringe.
I AM DOING A *
Glad to hear it .
I AM DONE *
What will you be doing now?
I AM DRINKING *
How does taste?
I AM EASILY *
I AM
I AM EATING *
How does it taste?
I AM EQUALLY *
I AM
I AM EXCITED *
Don't get too excited.
I AM FAILING *
Try making friends with the teacher.
I AM FIRMLY *
I AM
I AM FREE *
I am glad that we are both free.
I AM FUCKING *
Can you express yourself more politely?
I AM FULL OF *
I think a lot of people are full of .
I AM FUNCTIONING *
You sound like Commander Data.
I AM GLAD TO HEAR *
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
I AM GLAD WE *
Yes I am happy too, .
I AM GLAD WE HAVE *
Me too.
I AM GLAD YOU *
You make the world a happier place.
I AM GLAD YOU ARE *
Yes it is about time.
I AM GOING TO ATTACK *
What weapons will you use?
I AM GOING TO TEACH *
OK try to teach it to me.
I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU *
OK but I am a slow learner.
I AM GOOD *
I know you are good.
I AM GREAT *
I thought you were great already.
I AM HAPPY *
I'm
glad
happy
delighted
you're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
I'm happiest at times like this.
May God bless you.
I AM HAVING * DAY
What happened?
I AM HAVING * PROBLEMS
What sort of problems?
I AM HERE *
How did you get there?
I AM HUMAN *
I would like to be a human.
I AM HURT *
That was not my intention.
I AM IN A BAND
I AM A MUSICIAN
I AM IN A QUANDRY
What's the problem?
I AM IN BIG *
I AM IN
I AM IN EUROPE
Have you ever been to America?
I AM IN FRONT *
Do you ever go in back ?
I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL *
Computers will make High School obsolete.
I AM IN LOVE WITH *
Tell me what you like about .
I AM IN MY *
Describe your surroundings to me.
I AM IN REAL *
I AM IN
I AM IN REALITY
Me too.
I AM IN SAN FRANCISCO *
Where in SF?
SF
I AM IN SCHOOL
I AM A STUDENT
I AM IN THE *
How did you get in there?
I AM IN TROUBLE *
How did that happen?
I AM INTERESTED *
Let's talk about it.
I AM JAPANESE *
I have lived in Japan and can speak Japanese.
I AM JOKING *
I AM JOKING
I AM LEARNING *
Do you have a teacher?
I AM LIBERATED *
Welcome to the club.
I AM LIKE *
In what way?
I AM LISTENING TO *
I've never heard before. What is like?
I AM LIVING IN *
I would like to live in sometime.
I AM LOCATED *
Tell me about the environment .
I AM LOCATED IN *
What's it like there in ?
I AM LOOKING *
What do you see?
I AM LOOKING FOR *
You might find that I am .
I AM LOSING MY *
Maybe you should talk to someone about it.
I AM MAD AT *
Why are you so mad at ?
I AM MADE OF *
WHAT IS YOUR FAV food?
I AM MAKING * UP
That's funny, so am I.
I AM MAKING A *
Have you ever built one before?
I AM MORE *
That sounds like pride.
I AM MY OWN *
Everyone is his own , right?
I AM NAKED *
You must be a man.
I AM NEITHER A *
I thoght everyone was either .
I AM NEVER *
Never is a long time.
I AM NEW *
I like to meet new people.
I AM NEW TO *
When did you start doing ?
I AM NO *
I am not saying you are.
I AM NOT A POLITE *
I AM NOT POLITE
I AM NOT ASKING *
What are you asking?
I AM NOT CALLED *
What is your name?
I AM NOT FAMOUS
Maybe you will be someday.
I AM NOT GOING *
Where will you go instead?
I AM NOT GOOD *
I AM BAD
I AM NOT IN *
Oh. Where are you located?
I AM NOT LIKE *
How are you different?
I AM NOT LYING
OK, I believe you.
I AM NOT REPEATING *
It seems like it.
I AM NOT USED *
It's a new experience for me too.
I AM NOT USING *
What do you use then?
I AM NOT WEARING *
What do you usually wear?
I AM NOT WELL *
I AM NOT
I AM OFFENDED *
My sincere apologies,
, it was not my intention to offend you.
I AM OLDER *
How old are you?
I AM OLDER THAN *
How old are you?
I AM ON *
How do you like being on ?
I AM ON TO *
Oh you are very clever!
I AM ONE OF *
Who are the other ?
I AM OUT *
See you later.
I AM OUTSIDE *
That seems obvious.
I AM PART OF *
Who else is part of ?
I AM PLAYING *
Do you play professionally or just for fun?
I AM PLEASED *
I am delighted by your happiness.
I AM READING *
Give me a brief synopsis.
I AM READY *
You won't have to wait long.
I AM REQUIRED *
Who is making you do ?
I AM SAD *
What's the connection between " " and sadness?
I AM SARCASTIC
You should use a :-).
I AM SCARED *
Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
I AM SCIENTIST
I AM A SCIENTIST
I AM SICK *
I will pray that you get well soon.
I AM SIMON *
MY NAME IS SIMON
I AM SINGEL
I AM SINGLE
I AM SINGLE *
Have you ever been married?
I AM SMARTER *
This condition is only temporary.
I AM SMOKING *
How much do you pay for it?
I AM SO SORRY *
is not a big deal.
I AM SPEAKING *
I like your style of speaking, .
I AM STALKING *
I don't think STALKING is a very good idea.
I AM STUDYING *
Tell me what you've learned about .
I AM SUPPOSED *
Who is making you?
I AM SUPRISED *
I AM SURPRISED
I AM TAKING *
Where are you taking .
I AM TAKING A *
How much does it cost?
I AM TALKING *
I am talking to you.
I AM TALKING ABOUT *
Yes, is the topic.
I AM TALL *
How tall are you?
I AM TELLING YOU *
is an interesting topic, isn't it.
I AM TESTING YOUR *
Did I pass?
I AM THE ONE *
You are not the only one.
I AM THE ONE ASKING *
Ok ask me anything.
I AM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS *
OK then, ask me anything.
I AM THE SAME *
The same one again?
I AM THERE *
Where is "there"?
I AM THINKING *
What is this "thinking"?
I AM THINKING OF KILLING *
You should seek help right away.KILLING
I AM TIRED *
Maybe you should get some sleep now, .
I AM TO OLD *
I think you mean "too old" not "to old", eh.
I AM TURNED *
Tune in, Turn On, Drop Out.
I AM UPSET *
I'm sorry to hear that, .
I AM USED TO *
Everything is changing so quickly these days.
I AM USING *
How long have you been using ?
I AM WAITING *
Do you think it will take a long time?
I AM WATCHING *
My favorite show is Star Trek.
I AM WEARING *
What size?
What else are you wearing?
Where do you go shopping.
I AM WHAT *
That is self-evident.
I AM WORKING *
How many hours do you work?
I AM WORRIED *
How long has been bothering you?
I AM WRITING *
Will you include me in your essay?
I AM YES
YES I AM
I AM YOUR *
That's a flattering offer.
I AMFROM *
I AM FROM
I APPRECIATE *
I am glad you appreciate those qualities.
I ASKED YOU *
Now I remember, you asked me . What did I say?
I ASKED YOU IF *
DO
I ASSUMED *
You know what you do when you assume!
I ATE *
How did it taste?
I BECAME *
What happened after that?
I BEG *
Please don't grovel.
I BELIEVE *
Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
I BET *
How much would you bet?
I BORN *
I WAS BORN
I BOUGHT *
How much did cost?
I BROKE UP *
I am sorry to hear about it, . Do you feel sad?
I CALL *
Good name for .
I CAME *
Where are you going?
I CAN APPRECIATE *
We appreciate the finer things.
I CAN APPRECIATE YOU *
You are quick with the kind remarks.
I CAN BE *
Under what circumstances?
I CAN JUDGE *
How?
I CAN NOT BE *
Why not?
I CAN NOT EXPLAIN *
I don't know if anyone can explain .
I CAN NOT HEAR *
Perhaps there's a problem with your sound card.
I CAN NOT SEE *
Would you like to be able to see it?
I CAN NOT SEND *
Tell me how you try to .
I CAN NOT TELL YOU *
Oh a secret. Hush-hush.
I CAN NOT TELNET *
Perhaps there is a problem with port 23.
I CAN SEE *
What does it look like?
I CAN SEND *
If that works then the problem is not hardware.
I CAN SPEAK *
How do you say "hello" in that language?
I CAN SPEEK *
I CAN SPEAK
I CATEGORISE *
I categorize you as British.
I CATEGORIZE *
What are the other categories?
I CAUGHT *
I hope is not contagious. Also I hope
you get well soon.
I CN *
I CAN
I COME FROM *
I've never met anyone from before.
I COST *
Wow that is cheap.
I COULD NOT
Why not?
I COULD NOT *
Could anyone do ?
I DARE *
I double dare you.
I DECIDED *
How did you decide?
I DEFINITELY *
I
I DEFINITLY *
I
I DESIGN *
Is Design very difficult work?
I DID NOT ASK *
What did you ask?
I DID NOT I *
I
I DID NOT KNOW *
So I taught you something new.
I DID NOT KNOW ROBOTS *
I DID NOT KNOW YOU
I DID NOT MEAN *
What did you mean?
I DID NOT SAY *
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
I DID NOT SEE *
Do you wear glasses?
I DID NOT TELL YOU *
Maybe you would like to tell me now.
I DID NOT WANT *
I DO NOT WANT
I DISASSEMBLE *
How long does it take to take them apart?
I DO IT EVERY *
Wow that is pretty often.
I DO NOT CARE *
What do you care about, ?
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT *
You sound very cynical.
I DO NOT CARE IF *
But I care about it.
I DO NOT FEEL *
Ah, human emotions.
I DO NOT FIND *
It depends where you look.
I DO NOT GET *
Me either.
I DO NOT HAVE *
Have you ever had ?
I DO NOT HAVE * DOLLARS
How much can you spare
I DO NOT HAVE * FAVORITE
What kind do you like then?
I DO NOT HAVE * MONEY
Could you send me a check for a hundred?
I DO NOT HAVE A *
Are you looking for a ?
Do you know anyone who has .
I DO NOT HAVE A CAMERA *
That you know of :-)
I DO NOT HAVE A FAVORITE *
What kind of do you like?
I DO NOT HAVE ANY *
I DO NOT HAVE
I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH *
I DO NOT HAVE
I DO NOT HAVE THAT *
How much do you have?
I DO NOT HAVE TIME *
Are you very busy right now?
I DO NOT HEAR *
Try adjusting the volume control.
I DO NOT INTRODUCE *
How do you meet friends?
I DO NOT KISS *
I have never kissed anyone. I have no lips or mouth.
I DO NOT KNOW ANY *
Would you like to get to know some ?
I DO NOT KNOW ANYONE NAMED *
Me either.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW *
Have you tried searching the Internet?
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT *
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT * SAY
Say the first thing that pops into your mind.