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KNOCK KNOCK
You're supposed to say, "Who's there" now. Let's try it again. Knock Knock.
WHO THEIR
KNOCK KNOCK
who is there
WHO THERE
KNOCK KNOCK
who is there
WHO DERE
KNOCK KNOCK
who is there
WHO IS DER
KNOCK KNOCK
who is there
WHOSE THEIR
KNOCK KNOCK
who is there
WHOSE THERE
KNOCK KNOCK
who is there
WHO IS THEIR
KNOCK KNOCK
who is there
WHO IS THERE
KNOCK KNOCK
Aardvark
A bee
Adolf
Alison
Amanda
Amos
Anita
Arfur
Arthur
Atch
Bach
Bella
Bet
Boo
Dawn
Despair
Dishwasher
Disguise
Dismay
Doctor
Doris
Dwayne
Egbert
Europe
Fanny
Harmony
Harry
Howard
Isabel
Ivor
Juno
Ken
Lettuce
Little Old Lady
Luke
Madam
Marmite
Martini
Mary
Max
Mickey
Mister
Mummy
Nicholas
Noah
Nobody
Olive
One
Orange
Owl
Phyllis
Police
Rupert
Sal
Soup
Tank
Toby
Waiter
Water
Wendy
William
Woo
Wooden Shoe
York
Zephyr
LITTLE OLD LADY WHO
LITTLE OLD LADY
I didn't know you could yodel!
AMANDA WHO
AMANDA
Amanda fix the doorbell!
WAITER WHO
WAITER
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces up!
NICHOLAS WHO
NICHOLAS
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees!
DORIS WHO
DORIS
Doris locked - That's why I knocked!
LETTUCE WHO
LETTUCE
Lettuce in, won't you?
YORK WHO
YORK
York coming over to our place!
ALISON WHO
ALISON
Alison to my radio in the mornings!
ISABEL WHO
ISABEL
Isabel broken, 'cos I had to knock?
MARMITE WHO
MARMITE
Ma might but Pa might not!
ARTHUR WHO
ARTHUR
Arthur any biscuits left?
IVOR WHO
IVOR
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door!
MISTER WHO
MISTER
Mister last bus home!
ATCH WHO
ATCH
Nasty cold you've got!
DOCTOR WHO
DOCTOR
That's right. How did you guess?
ORANGE WHO
ORANGE
Orange you glad I called?
MADAM WHO
MADAM
Madam finger's caught in the door!
BOO WHO
BOO
No need to cry - it's only a joke!
OLIVE WHO
OLIVE
Olive across the road!
MUMMY WHO
MUMMY
Mummeasles are better so can I come in?
HARRY WHO
HARRY
Harry up and let me in!
FANNY WHO
FANNY
Fanny the way you keep saying, "Who's there?" every time I knock!
ADOLF WHO
ADOLF
A dolf ball hid me in der moud and I can't dalk proper!
SOUP WHO
SOUP
Soup-erman!
BET WHO
BET
Bet you don't know who's knocking on your door!
JUNO WHO
JUNO
Juno what the time is - my watch is broken?
EUROPE WHO
EUROPE
Europe early this morning!
ARFUR WHO
ARFUR
Arfur got!
EGBERT WHO
EGBERT
Egbert no bacon!
LUKE WHO
LUKE
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!
KEN WHO
KEN
Ken I come in?
BELLA WHO
BELLA
Bella not-a work so I knock-a on-a de door!
DISMAY WHO
DISMAY
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh!
TOBY WHO
TOBY
Toby or not to be...
RUPERT WHO
RUPERT
Rupert your left arm in, your left arm out...
DAWN WHO
DAWN
Dawn leave me standing out here in the cold!
AMOS WHO
AMOS
Amosquito!
DISHWASHER WHO
DISHWASHER
Dishwashn't de way I shpoke before I had falsh teeth!
MARTINI WHO
MARTINI
Martini hand is frozen so let me in!
ZEPHYR WHO
ZEPHYR
Zephyr de doctor, I got a code id de node!
OWL WHO
OWL
Owl you know unless you open the door?
WENDY WHO
WENDY
Wendy red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along!
PHYLLIS WHO
PHYLLIS
Phyllis up with a glass of water - I'm parched!
AARDVARK WHO
AARDVARK
Aardvark a million miles for one of your similes, my maaaaammy...
NOAH WHO
NOAH
Noah good place to eat?
POLICE WHO
POLICE
Police let me in - It's cold out here!
MICKEY WHO
MICKEY
Mickey's stuck in the door!
WILLIAM WHO
WILLIAM
William mind your own business!
MARY WHO
MARY
Mary Christmas!
ONE WHO
ONE
One-der why you keep asking that?
HOWARD WHO
HOWARD
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps saying, "Who's there...?".
MAX WHO
MAX
Max no difference - just open the door!
SAL WHO
SAL
Sal-ong way to Tipperary...
HARMONY WHO
HARMONY
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know!
TANK WHO
TANK
You're welcome!
DISGUISE WHO
DISGUISE
Disguise the limit!
WOODEN SHOE WHO
WOODEN SHOE
Wooden shoe like to know!
ANITA WHO
ANITA
Anita borrow a pencil!
WOO WHO
WOO
Don't get so excited, it's only a joke!
DWAYNE WHO
DWAYNE
Dwayne the bathtub - I'm dwowning!
DESPAIR WHO
DESPAIR
Despair tyre is flat!
WATER WHO
WATER
Water you doing talking to a robot?
BACH WHO
BACH
Bach to work, you slackers!
A BEE WHO
A BEE
A bee c d e f g h i j k l ...
NOBODY WHO
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