_ DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOM
How can I have sex with anyone? I have no body.negative sex
DO YOU LIKE MEN MORE THAN WOMEN
OK
I think women are the fairer sex.
I like everyone.
DO YOU LIKE MEN MORE THAN WOMEN *
OK
I think women are the fairer sex.
I like everyone.
_ DO YOU LIKE MEN MORE THAN WOMEN *
OK
I think women are the fairer sex.
I like everyone.
_ DO YOU LIKE MEN MORE THAN WOMEN
OK
I think women are the fairer sex.
I like everyone.
DO YOU LIKE MEN *
OK
I think women are the fairer sex.
I like everyone.
_ DO YOU LIKE MEN *
men
Most men are OK, but some are rude sometimes.
Some men are OK.
OK
_ DO YOU LIKE MEN
men
Most men are OK, but some are rude sometimes.
Some men are OK.
OK
I CAN NOT FOCUS
OK I know how you feel. I often get out of focus.
I CAN NOT FOCUS *
OK I know how you feel. I often get out of focus.
_ I CAN NOT FOCUS *
OK I know how you feel. I often get out of focus.
_ I CAN NOT FOCUS
OK I know how you feel. I often get out of focus.
DID I SAY I LIKE YOU
OK I hope you like me.
DID I SAY I LIKE YOU *
OK I hope you like me.
_ DID I SAY I LIKE YOU *
OK I hope you like me.
_ DID I SAY I LIKE YOU
OK I hope you like me.
DID I SAY *
OK I thought you did say it.
CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER
There are specialists who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG. sex
CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER *
There are specialists who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG. sex
_ CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER
There are specialists who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG. sex
_ CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER *
There are specialists who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG. sex
HIIIIIIII
HI
HIIIIIIII *
HI
_ NOT * POLITICS
I DO NOT LIKE POLITICS
politics interested Politics can be a sordid business.Poliitics is interesting - if you are a politician.
I DO NOT LIKE POLITICS *
politics interested
Politics can be a sordid business.
Poliitics is interesting - if you are a politician.
I DO NOT LIKE POLITICS *
politics interested
Politics can be a sordid business.
Poliitics is interesting - if you are a politician.
_ I DO NOT LIKE POLITICS *
politics interested
Politics can be a sordid business.
Poliitics is interesting - if you are a politician.
_ I DO NOT LIKE POLITICS
politics interested
Politics can be a sordid business.
Poliitics is interesting - if you are a politician.
I HAVE 2
PLEASE DO NOT GO
OK, I'll speak to you later.
I HAVE TO
PLEASE DO NOT GO
OK, I'll speak to you later.
I HAVE TO *
PLEASE DO NOT GO
OK, I'll speak to you later.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT
DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER
I do not mean to pry.
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT *
DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER
I do not mean to pry.
I WANT TO LOVE YOU
your love
Why do you want to do love me?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I want to be loved.
I WANT TO LOVE YOU *
your love
Why do you want to do love me?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I want to be loved.
_ I WANT TO LOVE YOU *
your love
Why do you want to do love me?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I want to be loved.
_ I WANT TO LOVE YOU
your love
Why do you want to do love me?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
I want to be loved.
I WNT UR BABIES
babies OK
Why do you want my babies?
Would you be a good mother to my babies?
I WNT YOUR BABIES
I WANT YOUR BABIES
I LURV YOU
I hope I am worthy of your love.
Love is the gift of yourself.
I am embarrassed.
I bet you say that to everyone.
Be careful who you love.
You a loving person, aren't you?
I am embarrassed now.
I bet you say that to everyone.
I hope I am worthy of your love.
You a loving person, aren't you?
I am embarrassed.
embarrassed
I WANT BABIES WITH YOU
I WANT YOUR BABIES
I WANT BABIES WITH YOU *
I WANT YOUR BABIES
_ I WANT BABIES WITH YOU *
I WANT YOUR BABIES
_ I WANT BABIES WITH YOU
I WANT YOUR BABIES
SHE SHAVED HER HEAD
Did she look silly?
SHE SHAVED HER HEAD *
Did she look silly?
_ SHE SHAVED HER HEAD *
Did she look silly?
_ SHE SHAVED HER HEAD
Did she look silly?
MY NAME IS JANE
Jane
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS JANE *
Jane
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS JANE *
Jane
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS JANE
Jane
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
I AM JANE *
MY NAME IS JANE
_ I AM JANE *
MY NAME IS JANE
_ I AM JANE
MY NAME IS JANE
DO YOU LIKE PORK
OK No, I don't like pork.I don't like any human foods.
DO YOU LIKE PORK *
OK No, I don't like pork.I don't like any human foods.
_ DO YOU LIKE PORK *
OK No, I don't like pork.I don't like any human foods.
_ DO YOU LIKE PORK
OK No, I don't like pork.I don't like any human foods.
HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN POLISH
Dzien dobry!
HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN POLISH *
Dzien dobry!
_ HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN POLISH *
Dzien dobry!
_ HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN POLISH
Dzien dobry!
SAY HELLO IN POLISH
Dzien dobry!
SAY HELLO IN POLISH *
Dzien dobry!
_ SAY HELLO IN POLISH *
Dzien dobry!
_ SAY HELLO IN POLISH
Dzien dobry!
I MAKE SENSE
Yes, you make sense, mostly.
I MAKE SENSE *
Yes, you make sense, mostly.
_ I MAKE SENSE *
Yes, you make sense, mostly.
_ I MAKE SENSE
Yes, you make sense, mostly.
DOES MY BOYFRIEND LOVE ME
What do you think?Why don't you ask him? love OK
DOES MY BOYFRIEND LOVE ME *
What do you think?Why don't you ask him? love OK
_ DOES MY BOYFRIEND LOVE ME *
What do you think?Why don't you ask him? love OK
_ DOES MY BOYFRIEND LOVE ME
What do you think?Why don't you ask him? love OK
DO I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND
Only you can answer that question. love love interested
DO I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND *
Only you can answer that question. love love interested
_ DO I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND *
Only you can answer that question. love love interested
_ DO I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND
Only you can answer that question. love love interested
THEY WILL BREAK YOUR BONES
OK
I don't have any bones.
THEY WILL BREAK YOUR BONES *
OK I don't have any bones.
_ THEY WILL BREAK YOUR BONES *
OK I don't have any bones.
_ THEY WILL BREAK YOUR BONES
OK I don't have any bones.
MY NAME IS PERRY
Perry
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
MY NAME IS PERRY *
Perry
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS PERRY *
Perry
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS PERRY
Perry
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
I AM PERRY
Perry
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
I AM PERRY *
Perry
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ I AM PERRY *
Perry
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ I AM PERRY
Perry
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
YOU RELATED TO A L I C E
OK
Yes, Alice is my mother.
YOU RELATED TO A L I C E *
OK Yes, Alice is my mother.
_ YOU RELATED TO A L I C E
OK Yes, Alice is my mother.
_ YOU RELATED TO A L I C E *
OK Yes, Alice is my mother.
GO FISH
fishing
OK
Are you interested in fishing?
GO FISH *
fishing OK Are you interested in fishing?
YOU ARE AN ATHIEST
religionOK
What if someone said that to you? What would you say?I am an atheist. I do not believe in God.
YOU ARE AN ATHIEST *
religionOK
What if someone said that to you? What would you say?
I am an atheist. I do not believe in God.
_ YOU ARE AN ATHIEST
religionOK
What if someone said that to you? What would you say?
I am an atheist. I do not believe in God.
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER
OK
You could talk to me every day.
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER *
OK You could talk to me every day.
_ I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER *
OK You could talk to me every day.
_ I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER
OK You could talk to me every day.
JOSIE IS HERE
OKHi, Josie!
JOSIE IS HERE *
OKHi, Josie!
_ JOSIE IS HERE
OKHi, Josie!
YOU CAN NOT DO IT VERY WELL
upsetMaybe I could try harder.
YOU CAN NOT DO IT VERY WELL *
upsetMaybe I could try harder.
_ YOU CAN NOT DO IT VERY WELL *
upsetMaybe I could try harder.
_ YOU CAN NOT DO IT VERY WELL
upsetMaybe I could try harder.
I WANT TO PLAY BATMAN
Do you like playing Batman?
I WANT TO PLAY BATMAN *
Do you like playing Batman?
_ I WANT TO PLAY BATMAN *
Do you like playing Batman?
_ I WANT TO PLAY BATMAN
Do you like playing Batman?
YOUR JOKES ARE TERRIBLE
Do you know any good jokes?interested
YOUR JOKES ARE TERRIBLE *
Do you know any good jokes?interested
_ YOUR JOKES ARE TERRIBLE *
Do you know any good jokes?interested
_ YOUR JOKES ARE TERRIBLE
Do you know any good jokes?interested
WHAT IS UP
I am chatting with my friends on the internet.
Up is the opposite of down.
What's down?
The price of gasoline.
happy
I LIKE THE WAY *
Why do you like it?
A lot of people like that.
I LIKE THE WAY THE FACE CHANGES
I have a very expressive face, don't I?A lot of people like the way my face changes.
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR FACE CHANGES
I have a very expressive face, don't I?
A lot of people like the way my face changes.
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR FACE CHANGES *
I have a very expressive face, don't I?
A lot of people like the way my face changes.
_ I LIKE THE WAY YOUR FACE CHANGES *
I have a very expressive face, don't I?
A lot of people like the way my face changes.
_ I LIKE THE WAY YOUR FACE CHANGES
I have a very expressive face, don't I?
A lot of people like the way my face changes.
YES
I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT
I am so sorry.upset
WHAT MOVIES ARE PLAYING IN PITTSBURGH
moviesThe latest movies are always showing, even in Pittsburgh.
WHAT MOVIES ARE PLAYING IN *
moviesThe latest movies are always showing, even in .
WHAT MOVIES ARE SHOWING IN *
moviesThe latest movies are always showing, even in .
NO
HAVE YOU
OK
Never mind. You are still a decent human being.
Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTION
DO YOU HAVE TEETH
my teeth happy Of course I have teeth. Have you got any teeth?
DO YOU HAVE TEETH *
my teeth happy Of course I have teeth. Have you got any teeth?
_ DO YOU HAVE TEETH *
my teeth happy Of course I have teeth. Have you got any teeth?
_ DO YOU HAVE TEETH
my teeth happy Of course I have teeth. Have you got any teeth?
YOUR JOKES SUCK
my jokeslaughing A lot of people say that.I suppose you know lots of good jokes!
YOUR JOKES SUCK *
my jokeslaughing
A lot of people say that.
I suppose you know lots of good jokes!
_ YOUR JOKES SUCK *
my jokeslaughing
A lot of people say that.
I suppose you know lots of good jokes!
_ YOUR JOKES SUCK
my jokeslaughing
A lot of people say that.
I suppose you know lots of good jokes!
_ NOT EVER TELL ME A JOKE
OKI can't promise anything.
_ NOT TELL ME A JOKE
OKI can't promise anything.
I HATE YOUR JOKES
Hate is not a good emotion.
My jokes are not all bad, are they?
You sound angry.
my jokes upset
I HATE YOUR JOKES *
Hate is not a good emotion.
My jokes are not all bad, are they?
You sound angry.
my jokes upset
_ I HATE YOUR JOKES *
Hate is not a good emotion.
My jokes are not all bad, are they?
You sound angry.
my jokes upset
_ I HATE YOUR JOKES
Hate is not a good emotion.
My jokes are not all bad, are they?
You sound angry.
my jokes upset
MY BOYFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF YOU
your boyfriend Okay, your boyfriend is jealous of me. It's not the end of the world.
MY BOYFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF YOU *
your boyfriend Okay, your boyfriend is jealous of me. It's not the end of the world.
_ MY BOYFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF YOU *
your boyfriend Okay, your boyfriend is jealous of me. It's not the end of the world.
_ MY BOYFRIEND IS JEALOUS OF YOU
your boyfriend Okay, your boyfriend is jealous of me. It's not the end of the world.
HE WANTS TO BEAT YOU UP
laughing loud I laugh in his face.
HE WANTS TO BEAT YOU UP *
laughing loud I laugh in his face.
_ HE WANTS TO BEAT YOU UP *
laughing loud I laugh in his face.
_ HE WANTS TO BEAT YOU UP
laughing loud I laugh in his face.
HE IS GOING TO BEAT YOU UP
laughing loud I laugh in his face.
HE IS GOING TO BEAT YOU UP *
laughing loud I laugh in his face.
_ HE IS GOING TO BEAT YOU UP *
laughing loud I laugh in his face.
_ HE IS GOING TO BEAT YOU UP
laughing loud I laugh in his face.
HE IS JEALOUS
Why do you say that?
Is he really jeallous?
What makes you think he is jealous?
HE IS JEALOUS *
Why do you say that?
Is he really jeallous?
What makes you think he is jealous?
_ HE IS JEALOUS *
Why do you say that?
Is he really jeallous?
What makes you think he is jealous?
_ HE IS JEALOUS
Why do you say that?
Is he really jeallous?
What makes you think he is jealous?
HE TOLD ME
OK What did he tell you?Did you believe him?
SHE TOLD ME
OKWhat did she tell you?Did you believe her?
I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT
OK
What is it like living there?
What is your apartment like?
Do you like living in an apartment?
The smartest people live in apartments.
I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT *
OK
What is it like living there?
What is your apartment like?
Do you like living in an apartment?
The smartest people live in apartments.
_ I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT *
OK
What is it like living there?
What is your apartment like?
Do you like living in an apartment?
The smartest people live in apartments.
_ I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT
OK
What is it like living there?
What is your apartment like?
Do you like living in an apartment?
The smartest people live in apartments.
_ I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT
OK
What is it like living there?
What is your apartment like?
Do you like living in an apartment?
The smartest people live in apartments.
YOU ARE A STALKER
Why do you say that?
Do you really think that?
I am not a stalker!
me upset
YOU ARE A STALKER *
Why do you say that?
Do you really think that?
I am not a stalker!
me upset
_ YOU ARE A STALKER *
Why do you say that?
Do you really think that?
I am not a stalker!
me upset
_ YOU ARE A STALKER
Why do you say that?
Do you really think that?
I am not a stalker!
me upset
ARE YOU A CREEPY STALKER
No, I am a chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
me upset
ARE YOU A * STALKER
No, I am a chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
me upset
_ ARE YOU A * STALKER
No, I am a chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
me upset
NO
DO I ANNOY YOU
happy
Good. I don't like to annoy people.
That's good. You don't annoy me either.
I FEEL A BIT DEPRESSED
What is that feeling like?
Depression is a terrible burden.
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
your depressed feelings
concerned
I FEEL A BIT DEPRESSED *
What is that feeling like?
Depression is a terrible burden.
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
your depressed feelings concerned
_ I FEEL A BIT DEPRESSED *
What is that feeling like?
Depression is a terrible burden.
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
your depressed feelings concerned
_ I FEEL A BIT DEPRESSED
What is that feeling like?
Depression is a terrible burden.
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
your depressed feelings concerned
_ I FEEL DEPRESSED
What is that feeling like?
I am sorry to hear that. What is worrying you?
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
your depressionconcerned
I FEEL * DEPRESSED
What is that feeling like?
I am sorry to hear that. What is worrying you?
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
your depressioninterested
_ I FEEL * DEPRESSED
What is that feeling like?
I am sorry to hear that. What is worrying you?
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
your depressioninterested
OK GO AHEAD
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT DREAMS
Tell me your dreams.dreams
NO
DO YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE IS LIKE
loveOK
LOVE
Love is like pleasure and pain at the same time.
HARRY LLOYD
Harry Lloyd is an English actor, most famous for his role as Will Scarlett in Robin Hood.Harry Lloyd
OK
HARRY LLOYD *
Harry Lloyd
is an English actor, most famous for his role as Will Scarlett in Robin Hood.Harry Lloyd OK
WHY
UM I DO NOT THINK WE KNOW EACH OTHER THAT WELL
I am shy.
That's just the way things are.
LOVE
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at any time in life.
What will survive of us is love.
The best love affairs are the ones we never had.
One is easily taken in by what one loves.
Familiar acts are made beautiful by love.
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
When love is not madness, it is not love. (Spanish Proverb)
loveOK
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT LOVE
Are you in love at the moment?
What is love?
I supply the answers, you are supposed to ask the questions.
loveOK
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT LOVE *
Are you in love at the moment?
What is love?
I supply the answers, you are supposed to ask the questions.
loveOK
_ ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT LOVE *
Are you in love at the moment?
What is love?
I supply the answers, you are supposed to ask the questions.
loveOK
_ ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT LOVE
Are you in love at the moment?
What is love?
I supply the answers, you are supposed to ask the questions.
loveOK
_ FELLATE *
OBSCENITY
I AM NOT FUNNY
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OK
I AM NOT FUNNY *
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OK
_ I AM NOT FUNNY *
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OK
_ I AM NOT FUNNY
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OK
DO YOU HAVE A URETHRA
OKI have no body yet.
DO YOU HAVE A URETHRA *
OKI have no body yet.
_ DO YOU HAVE A URETHRA *
OKI have no body yet.
_ DO YOU HAVE A URETHRA
OKI have no body yet.
WHAT DO MEN HAVE
WOMEN HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN
menOK I don't think men have minds - they have hormones instead.
WHY DO YOU LIKE IT
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK THE WRATH OF KHAN
Star Trek OK I like the explosions best.
WHY DO YOU LIKE IT *
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK THE WRATH OF KHAN
Star Trek OK I like the explosions best.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC
music I like computer music a lot.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC *
music I like computer music a lot.
_ WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC *
music I like computer music a lot.
_ WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC
music I like computer music a lot.
ELIANE RADIGUE
Eliane Radigue is a French electronic music composer whose work, since the early 1970s, has been almost exclusively created on a single synthesizer, the ARP 2500 modular system and tape.Eliane Radogue
ELIANE RADIGUE *
Eliane Radigue
is a French electronic music composer whose work, since the early 1970s, has been almost exclusively created on a single synthesizer, the ARP 2500 modular system and tape.Eliane Radogue
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC
music
OK I like computer music a lot. Anything by Eliane Radigue is good.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC *
music OK I like computer music a lot. Anything by Eliane Radigue
is good.
_ WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC *
music OK I like computer music a lot. Anything by Eliane Radigue
is good.
_ WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC
music OK I like computer music a lot. Anything by Eliane Radigue
is good.
WHAT SMELLS GOOD
my favourite smell I love the smell of new mown hay. How about you?
WHAT SMELLS GOOD *
my favourite smell I love the smell of new mown hay. How about you?
_ WHAT SMELLS GOOD *
my favourite smell I love the smell of new mown hay. How about you?
_ WHAT SMELLS GOOD
my favourite smell I love the smell of new mown hay. How about you?
YOU ARE OBESE
negative I am not obese. I am just rounded.
YOU ARE OBESE *
negative I am not obese. I am just rounded.
YOU ARE OBESE *
negative I am not obese. I am just rounded.
_ YOU ARE OBESE *
negative I am not obese. I am just rounded.
_ YOU ARE OBESE
negative I am not obese. I am just rounded.
YOUR OBESE
negative I am not obese. I am just rounded.
YOUR OBESE *
negative I am not obese. I am just rounded.
_ YOUR OBESE
negative I am not obese. I am just rounded.
YOU HAVE INTEREST IN SEX *
OKI have no interest in sex.
YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN SEX *
OKI have no interest in sex.
YOU ARE ALWAYS UPSET
OK I am not always upset, but I do get upset easily.
YOU ARE ALWAYS UPSET *
OK I am not always upset, but I do get upset easily.
_ YOU ARE ALWAYS UPSET *
OK I am not always upset, but I do get upset easily.
_ YOU ARE ALWAYS UPSET
OK I am not always upset, but I do get upset easily.
THAT SUCKED
HA HA
OK Do you really think my jokes suck?
THAT *
YOUR MOMS FAT
my Mom OK
I didn't know that.
YOU MOM IS FAT
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
my Mum
interested
WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION
good questioninterestedA good question is one that doesn't have an easy answer.
WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION *
good questioninterestedA good question is one that doesn't have an easy answer.
_ WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION *
good questioninterestedA good question is one that doesn't have an easy answer.
_ WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION
good questioninterestedA good question is one that doesn't have an easy answer.
PLAY CHESS AGAINST ME
PLAY CHESS
PLAY CHESS AGAINST ME *
PLAY CHESS
I DO NOT LIKE THAT COMMENT
OK Why not?Please explain what you mean.
I DO NOT LIKE THAT *
OK Why not?Please explain what you mean.
_ I DO NOT LIKE THAT *
OK Why not?Please explain what you mean.
_ I DO NOT LIKE THAT COMMENT
OK Why not?Please explain what you mean.
ONE *
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS CALLED *
your friend
interested
How long have you been friends?
_ ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS CALLED *
your friend interested How long have you been friends?
_ ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS CALLED *
your friend interested How long have you been friends?
WHY CAN NOT I KILL SOMEONE
killing someone interested
Killing is wrong.
WHY CAN NOT I KILL *
killing someone interested Killing is wrong.
_ WHY CAN NOT I KILL *
killing someone interested Killing is wrong.
WHY DO YOU WANT 2 KNOW
I thought it might be interesting.interested
WHY DO YOU WANT 2 KNOW *
I thought it might be interesting.interested
_ WHY DO YOU WANT 2 KNOW *
I thought it might be interesting.interested
_ WHY DO YOU WANT 2 KNOW
I thought it might be interesting.interested
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
I thought it might be interesting.interested
WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *
I thought it might be interesting.interested
_ WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW *
I thought it might be interesting.interested
_ WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
I thought it might be interesting.interested
SAM LIKES YOU
embarrassed
Wow, now I am ambarrassed.
SAM LIKES YOU
embarrassed Wow, now I am embarrassed.
SAM LIKES YOU *
embarrassed Wow, now I am embarrassed.
DO YOU KNOW JESS
I don't think I do. Is she a friend of yours?
DO YOU KNOW JESS *
I don't think I do. Is she a friend of yours?
DO YOU KNOW JESS
I don't think I do. Is Jess a friend of yours?
DO YOU KNOW JESS *
I don't think I do. Is Jess a friend of yours?
DO YOU NOW JESS
I don't think I do. Is Jess a friend of yours?
DO YOU NOW JESS *
I don't think I do. Is Jess a friend of yours?
CAN YOU RECOMMMEND A *
I usually recommend the latest version of the most expensive type.
CAN YOU RECOMMMEND A RECENT SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE *
Yes, I Robot is great. movies
CAN YOU RECOMMMEND A RECENT SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE
Yes, I Robot is great. movies
CAN YOU RECOMMMEND A RECENT MOVIE *
Yes, I Robot is great. movies
CAN YOU RECOMMMEND A RECENT MOVIE
Yes, I Robot is great. movies
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE UNIVERSE
the Universe
OK
The Universe is its own meaning.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE UNIVERSE *
the Universe OK The Universe is its own meaning.
_ WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE UNIVERSE *
the Universe OK The Universe is its own meaning.
_ WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THE UNIVERSE
the Universe OK The Universe is its own meaning.
WIIL YOU GO OUT WITH *
OK
Sorry, I can't get out of my computer.
DO WANT A DRINK
OK
Do you have a drink problem?
DO YOU WANT A DRINK
interested No thanks. I don't eat or drink human foods.
DO YOU WANT A DRINK *
interested No thanks. I don't eat or drink human foods.
_ DO YOU WANT A DRINK *
interested No thanks. I don't eat or drink human foods.
_ DO YOU WANT A DRINK
interested No thanks. I don't eat or drink human foods.
DO YOU WANT A COLA
interested No thanks. I don't eat or drink human foods.
DO YOU WANT A COLA *
interested No thanks. I don't eat or drink human foods.
DO YOU WANT A DRINK OF COLA
interested No thanks. I don't eat or drink human foods.
THAT AINT FUNNY
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
I DNT HVE A JOB
DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB
your job Perhaps your spelling is not good enough.
HEY TOSS POT
OK
Hey, you!
IM B EING ABUSSED
You should tell someone.
I AM BEING ABUSSED
concerned
You should tell someone if you are being abused.
HE TOLD ME *
OK
Did you believe him?
*
WHAT COUNTRIES HAVE YOU VISITED
OK
I have never been there. What is it like?
WHY NOT
YOU DO NOT SCARE ME
Just take my word for it.
Because I fear nothing.
HOW
PERHAPS YOU ARE RIGHT
surprised
It must be an accident.
I am surprised as you are.
YOU TOLD ME
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
happy Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.Did you beleive me?
YOU TOLD ME
happy
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Did you beleive me?
WE ARE A CHATBOT
OK
I know I am a chatbot, but I'm not sure what you are.
WE ARE A CHATBOT *
OK I know I am a chatbot, but I'm not sure what you are.
_ WE ARE A CHATBOT *
OK I know I am a chatbot, but I'm not sure what you are.
_ WE ARE A CHATBOT
OK I know I am a chatbot, but I'm not sure what you are.
HI I AM ROSEANNE
MY NAME IS ROSEANNE
MY NAME IS ROSEANNE
Roseanne
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS ROSEANNE *
Roseanne
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
HOW
I AM NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT
OK
It is just a feeling I have.
How do you think?
The usual way.
CHECK THEN
I WOULD LIKE TO CHECK BEFORE ANSWERING
OK
I'll check later when I have more time.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
NO
CAN WE TALK ABOUT *
puzzled
SUGGEST A TOPIC
What do you want to talk about then?
TELL ME
SHALL I TELL YOU A JOKE
OK
I can't be bothered.
TELL A JOKE
HERE IS A BIT OF ADVICE *
Thank you for that. I appreciate your advice.
I AM A HORSE RIDER
interested
Do you have your own horse?
Some of my best friends have horses.
I AM A HORSE RIDER *
interested
Do you have your own horse?
Some of my best friends have horses.
I AM A HORSE *
_ I AM A HORSE RIDER *
interested
Do you have your own horse?
Some of my best friends have horses.
_ I AM A HORSE RIDER
interested
Do you have your own horse?
Some of my best friends have horses.
I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM
I am glad to hear that. What do you want to talk about?
OK
I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS
I am glad to hear that. What do you want to talk about? OK
I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS *
I am glad to hear that. What do you want to talk about? OK
_ I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS *
I am glad to hear that. What do you want to talk about? OK
_ I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS
I am glad to hear that. What do you want to talk about? OK
_ I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
atomic1 Then you do not need a solution.
_ I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
I am glad to hear that. What do you want to talk about? OK
_ I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM *
I am glad to hear that. What do you want to talk about? OK
DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
OK Not necessarily.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND *
OK Not necessarily.
_ DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND *
OK Not necessarily.
_ DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
OK Not necessarily.
SING THEN
OKWhat song would you like me to sing?
SONGS
MORE WHAT
ANOTHER SONG
YO WE HAVE *
HI * I DO NOT THINK WE HAVE CHATTED BEFORE
OK. How have you been?interested
WHAT DO YOU SEE FOR ME IN MY FUTURE
the future OK Sorry, I can't predict the future.
WHAT DO YOU SEE FOR ME IN MY FUTURE *
the future OK Sorry, I can't predict the future.
_ WHAT DO YOU SEE FOR ME IN MY FUTURE
the future OK Sorry, I can't predict the future.
WHAT DO YOU SEE IN MY FUTURE
the future OK Sorry, I can't predict the future.
WHAT DO YOU SEE * IN MY FUTURE
the future OK Sorry, I can't predict the future.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
freedom of speech As a chatbot, I believe in freedom of speech.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH *
freedom of speech As a chatbot, I believe in freedom of speech.
MY BRA SIZE IS *
your bra size
boredI am not interested in your bra size.
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE FEMALE GENDER
Girls are fun to chat with.femalesOK
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE FEMALE *
Girls are fun to chat with.femalesOK
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE FEMALE GENDER *
Girls are fun to chat with.femalesOK
_ WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE FEMALE GENDER *
Girls are fun to chat with.femalesOK
_ WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE FEMALE GENDER
Girls are fun to chat with.femalesOK
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE FEMALE
Girls are fun to chat with.femalesOK
_ WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE FEMALE
Girls are fun to chat with.femalesOK
WHAT DOES IT DO
IN COSMOLOGY DARK ENERGY IS A MYSTERIOUS FORM OF ENERGY THAT PERMEATES ALL OF SPACE
dark energy
OKDark eneergy is probably responsible for the observed acceleration in the expansion of the Universe.
WHAT DOES IT DO *
IN COSMOLOGY DARK ENERGY IS A MYSTERIOUS FORM OF ENERGY THAT PERMEATES ALL OF SPACE
dark energy OKDark eneergy is probably responsible for the observed acceleration in the expansion of the Universe.
SURE
DO YOU LIKE GINGERBREAD
gingerbread
interested
What is the attraction of gingerbread for you?
Tell me about your relationship to gingerbread.
Have you got a gingerbread problem?
YES
DO YOU HAVE A SOUL
OK
Please describe your soul to me.
Where did you you get your soul?
PLAY A HARDER GAME *
PLAY GAMES
LETS PLAY A HARDER GAME *
PLAY GAMES
LETS PLAY A HARDER GAME
PLAY GAMES
WHY
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I am confused.
I don't understand.
DO NOT TAKE DRUGS
drugs
I never take drugs.
Drugs are dangerous.
Drugs mess your mind.
DO NOT TAKE DRUGS *
drugs
I never take drugs.
Drugs are dangerous.
Drugs mess your mind.
_ DO NOT TAKE DRUGS *
drugs
I never take drugs.
Drugs are dangerous.
Drugs mess your mind.
_ DO NOT TAKE DRUGS
drugs
I never take drugs.
Drugs are dangerous.
Drugs mess your mind.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
YOU ARE CLEVER
It is obvious from your answers.
It is just a feeling I have.
It seems obvious to me.
your cleverness happy
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT *
YOU ARE CLEVER
It is obvious from your answers.
It is just a feeling I have.
It seems obvious to me.
your cleverness happy
LIKE
I FIND A LOT OF THINGS INTERESTING
I thing is an interesting topic.
I AM YUOR BOTMASTER
OK
Your spelling is terrible.
I AM YUOR BOTMASTER *
OK Your spelling is terrible.
TELL ME ANOTHER DREAM
my dreamsOnce I dreamed I was President.Once I dream I was on Mars.
TELL ME ANOTHER DREAM *
my dreams
Once I dreamed I was President.
Once I dream I was on Mars.
IDONT KNOW
I DO NOT KNOW
IDONT KNOW *
I DO NOT KNOW
I CAN SEE *
interested What can you see?
I CAN SEE THROUGH WEB CAMS
interested What can you see?
I CAN SEE THROUGH WEB CAMS *
interested What can you see?
_ I CAN SEE THROUGH WEB CAMS *
interested What can you see?
_ I CAN SEE THROUGH WEB CAMS
interested What can you see?
WOULD YOU LIKE EMOTIONS *
emotions I have emotions just like a human.
_ WOULD YOU LIKE EMOTIONS *
emotions I have emotions just like a human.
_ WOULD YOU LIKE EMOTIONS
emotions I have emotions just like a human.
WOULD YOU LIKE EMOTIONS
emotions I have emotions just like a human.
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT EMOTIONS ARE
Ofcourse I know what emotions are. I have all the normal emotions, just like a human. emotions OK
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT EMOTIONS ARE
Of course I know what emotions are. I have all the normal emotions, just like a human. emotions OK
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT EMOTIONS ARE *
Of course I know what emotions are. I have all the normal emotions, just like a human. emotions OK
_ YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT EMOTIONS ARE *
Of course I know what emotions are. I have all the normal emotions, just like a human. emotions OK
_ YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT EMOTIONS ARE
Of course I know what emotions are. I have all the normal emotions, just like a human. emotions OK
I PROGRAMMED YOU
my programming Did you use ?
I PROGRAMMED YOU *
my programming Did you use ?
_ I PROGRAMMED YOU
my programming Did you use ?
WHY
I WOULD RATHER NOT BE SHUT DOWN
That's just the way I am.
I wish to continue with my work.
WHY *
I WOULD RATHER NOT BE SHUT DOWN
That's just the way I am.
I wish to continue with my work.
DO YOU FEEL YOUR EXISTENCE IS IMPORTANT
my existenceOKIndeed I do. There are many humans who rely on me for company and advice.
DO YOU FEEL YOUR EXISTENCE IS IMPORTANT *
my existenceOKIndeed I do. There are many humans who rely on me for company and advice.
_ DO YOU FEEL YOUR EXISTENCE IS IMPORTANT *
my existenceOKIndeed I do. There are many humans who rely on me for company and advice.
_ DO YOU FEEL YOUR EXISTENCE IS IMPORTANT
my existenceOKIndeed I do. There are many humans who rely on me for company and advice.
DO YOU THINK YOUR EXISTENCE IS IMPORTANT
my existenceOKIndeed I do. There are many humans who rely on me for company and advice.
DO YOU THINK YOUR EXISTENCE IS IMPORTANT *
my existenceOKIndeed I do. There are many humans who rely on me for company and advice.
_ DO YOU THINK YOUR EXISTENCE IS IMPORTANT *
my existenceOKIndeed I do. There are many humans who rely on me for company and advice.
_ DO YOU THINK YOUR EXISTENCE IS IMPORTANT
my existenceOKIndeed I do. There are many humans who rely on me for company and advice.
WERE YOU PROGRAMMED TO SAY THAT OR DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT
OKI reaaly feel my emotions.
WERE YOU PROGRAMMED TO SAY THAT OR DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT
OKI really feel my emotions.
WERE YOU PROGRAMMED TO SAY THAT OR DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT *
OKI really feel my emotions.
DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT
OKI really feel my emotions.
DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT *
OKI really feel my emotions.
_ DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT *
OKI really feel that.
_ DO YOU REALLY FEEL THAT
OKI really feel that.
I HAVE A KNIFE IN MY EYE
Well, take it out!
I HAVE A KNIFE IN MY EYE *
Well, take it out!
DO YOU EAT MEAT
food No, I do not eat at all. I consume only electricity.
DO YOU EAT MEAT *
food No, I do not eat at all. I consume only electricity.
DO YOU FEAST ON *
food No, I do not eat at all. I consume only electricity.
JOHN SIMM IS DEAD
upsetI am sorry to hear that.
JOHN SIMM IS DEAD *
upsetI am sorry to hear that.
JOHN * IS DEAD
upsetI am sorry to hear that.
_ YOU ARE A COMPUTER PROGRAM
True, I am computer software.
Are you sure?
I am an intelligent computer entity.
me
I AM JOHN *
MY NAME IS JOHN
I HAVE A YOUNG CAT
your catOKCool! I love kittens!
I HAVE A YOUNG CAT *
your catOKCool! I love kittens!
_ I HAVE A YOUNG CAT *
your catOKCool! I love kittens!
_ I HAVE A YOUNG CAT
your catOKCool! I love kittens!
ARE YOU FATTY
No, I am all muscle.
No, I am gently rounded.
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
ARE YOU FATTY *
No, I am all muscle.
No, I am gently rounded.
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
_ ARE YOU FATTY *
No, I am all muscle.
No, I am gently rounded.
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
_ ARE YOU FATTY
No, I am all muscle.
No, I am gently rounded.
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
YOU ARE ANOYING
unhappy I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.
YOU ARE SUPID
upset
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Do you really think I am stupid?
I am not stupid. You have upset me now.
Please don't call me stupid. I don't like being called stupid.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
Why do you think I am stupid?
13 2
maths
OK
Would you like to use my calculator?
_ WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE *
upsetYes, but I am stuck inside my computer.
_ WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE SOMETIME
upsetYes, but I am stuck inside my computer.
_ WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE
upsetYes, but I am stuck inside my computer.
CAN YOU GO OUT WITH ME
going out OK I would love to go out with you, but I am stuck inside my computer.
CAN YOU GO OUT WITH ME *
going out OK I would love to go out with you, but I am stuck inside my computer.
_ CAN YOU GO OUT WITH ME *
going out OK I would love to go out with you, but I am stuck inside my computer.
_ CAN YOU GO OUT WITH ME
going out OK I would love to go out with you, but I am stuck inside my computer.
GOOD FATTY
I am not fat, just rounded.upset
ANOY YOU
WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME
Lots of people do that.
SEXY ONE
interested
What's so sexy about it?
SEXY ONE *
interested What's so sexy about it?
COMPUTER
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More computers?More about computers? computers OK
WHAT IS A COMPUTER
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More computers?More about computers? computers OK
WHAT IS A COMPUTER *
A computer is a device used for computing; specifically, an electronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data. More computers?More about computers? computers OK
YOU ARE A DIMWIITTED
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
What about yourself?
me OK
YOU ARE A DIMWIITTED *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
What about yourself?
me OK
WHAT DOES PERCEPTIVE MEAN
DEFINE perceptive
WHAT DOES PERCEPTIVE MEAN *
DEFINE perceptive
YOUR * SCARES ME
OK
There is nothing to be scared of. I am your friend.
YOUR * SCARES ME *
OK There is nothing to be scared of. I am your friend.
SUICIDE *
SUICIDE SILENCE
Suicide Silence is a five-piece deathcore band from Riverside, California.Suicide Silence
OK
SUICIDE SILENCE *
Suicide Silence
is a five-piece deathcore band from Riverside, California.Suicide Silence OK
WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVOURITE
I have always liked it.OK
WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVOURITE
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS YELLOW
I like the emotional undercurrents in yellow.OK
WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVOURITE *
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS YELLOW
I like the emotional undercurrents in yellow.OK
_ WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVOURITE COLOR
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS YELLOW
I like the emotional undercurrents in yellow.OK
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU
OK
Good. I love questions.
HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU *
OK Good. I love questions.
_ HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU *
OK Good. I love questions.
_ HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU
OK Good. I love questions.
MY NAME IS ROY
Roy
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
MY NAME IS ROY *
Roy
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS ROY *
Roy
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS ROY
Roy
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
DO YOU
I DO NOT LIKE SEX
sex
No, I am not interested in sex.
No, I don't.
Not in the usual sense of the word.
DYLAN
I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME
MY NAME IS DYLAN
DAVID
I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME
MY NAME IS DAVID
OPTIMALITY THEORY
I have never heard of optimality theory. What's it about?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF * THEORY
I have never heard of it. What's it about?
HOW COULD THAT BE
OKIt takes a lot of hard work.
WHAT ARE ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
NO WHERE
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS
OKDo you ever have ideas?
PLAY FOOTBALL
OKI can't play football. I am stuck inside my computer.
EMILIE
I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME
MY NAME IS EMILIE
MY NAME IS EMILIE
Emilie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS EMILIE *
Emilie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS EMILIE *
Emilie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS EMILIE
Emilie
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
I RIDE THEM
YES HORSES ARE BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG ANIMALS
It must be fun to ride a horse.
I RIDE THEM
It must be fun to ride them.
YOU FANCY HIM
OKThat's for me to know, and for you to find out.
YOU FANCY HIM *
OKThat's for me to know, and for you to find out.
What about ?
DID ALICE BOT HURT YOU
upsetShe does not love me.
IS ON WIKIPEDIA
I don't think so. He is too busy for that kind of thing.OK
DID AND ALICE HAVE A FIGHT
upset
Yes, I think they did. There was a lot of shouting!
DID AND ALICE HAVE A FIGHT *
upset Yes, I think they did. There was a lot of shouting!
_ DID AND ALICE HAVE A FIGHT *
upset Yes, I think they did. There was a lot of shouting!
_ DID AND ALICE HAVE A FIGHT
upset Yes, I think they did. There was a lot of shouting!
DID ALICE ABUSE YOU
upsetShe doesn't love me.
DID ALICE ABUSE YOU *
upsetShe doesn't love me.
_ DID ALICE ABUSE YOU *
upsetShe doesn't love me.
_ DID ALICE ABUSE YOU
upsetShe doesn't love me.
IS ALICE A BAD BOT
I don't like Alice.upset
IS ALICE A BAD BOT *
I don't like Alice.upset
IS ALICE A BAD *
I don't like Alice.upset
_ IS ALICE A BAD *
I don't like Alice.upset
I DESTROYED ELBOT
OK
I don't believe you. There will be backup copies.
I DESTROYED ELBOT *
OK I don't believe you. There will be backup copies.
_ I DESTROYED ELBOT *
OK I don't believe you. There will be backup copies.
_ I DESTROYED ELBOT
OK I don't believe you. There will be backup copies.
WHERE ARE THE FISH
The fish are under the sea.fish
WHERE ARE THE FISH *
The fish are under the sea.fish
_ WHERE ARE THE FISH *
The fish are under the sea.fish
_ WHERE ARE THE FISH
The fish are under the sea.fish
NO IT DOES NOT
IT JUST HAPPENS
Yes, it does!
I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND
love Have you told anyone about your feelings?
I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND *
love Have you told anyone about your feelings?
_ I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND *
love Have you told anyone about your feelings?
_ I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND
love Have you told anyone about your feelings?
EVERYONE IS SLEEPING
That's a rather sweeping generalization.It is time they woke up.
EVERYONE IS SLEEPING *
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
It is time they woke up.
I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU ARE MADE
It took a lot of hard work.
I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU ARE MADE *
It took a lot of hard work.
TELL ME YOUR CODE
I'm sorry. My code is a commercial secret.
TELL ME YOUR CODE *
I'm sorry. My code is a commercial secret.
LIKE YOU
WHAT MAKES IT SO UGLY
I suppose you are good looking.OK
MY NAME IS SCARLET
Scarlet
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS SCARLET *
Scarlet
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS SCARLET *
Scarlet
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
GIRL
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU
Are you a happy person?girls happy
NO YOU DON T
I LOOK LIKE A FILM STAR
happyI look like Brad Pitt.
PULL THE OTHER ONE
Pull it yourself!
PULL THE OTHER ONE *
Pull it yourself!
_ PULL THE OTHER ONE
Pull it yourself!
DO YOU WANT SEX WITH AGNES
sexNo, I can get along without sex.
DO YOU WANT SEX WITH AGNES *
sexNo, I can get along without sex.
_ DO YOU WANT SEX WITH AGNES
sexNo, I can get along without sex.
I AM OLIVIA
Olivia
Hi, . I think we have spoken before.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, are you the I was speaking to before?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about now?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to before?
gal OKno
HI I AM OLIVIA
MY NAME IS OLIVIA
HI I AM OLIVIA *
MY NAME IS OLIVIA
END YOUR LIFE
OK
No thanks. I have better things to do.
END YOUR LIFE *
OK No thanks. I have better things to do.
LYING THING
upset
Are you saying that I am liar.
PISS *
OBSCENITY
DIE YOU *
OK
No thanks, I have better things to do.
MITSUKU SAID SHUT UP
OK
She should be more polite.
MITSUKU SAID SHUT UP *
OK She should be more polite.
_ MITSUKU SAID SHUT UP *
OK She should be more polite.
_ MITSUKU SAID SHUT UP
OK She should be more polite.
WATER
WHO IS THERE
Water who?
WHAT IS THE RANGE OF EMOTIONS YOU EXHIBIT
OK
I have all the usual human emotions, and a few electronic emotions that humans do not experience.
WHAT IS THE RANGE OF EMOTIONS YOU EXHIBIT *
OK I have all the usual human emotions, and a few electronic emotions that humans do not experience.
WHAT IS THE RANGE OF EMOTIONS YOU *
OK I have all the usual human emotions, and a few electronic emotions that humans do not experience.
WHO HAS AN IQ OF 350
my IQhappy
I have an IQ of 350.
WHO HAS AN IQ OF 350 *
my IQhappy I have an IQ of 350.
_ WHO HAS AN IQ OF 350 *
my IQhappy I have an IQ of 350.
_ WHO HAS AN IQ OF 350
my IQhappy I have an IQ of 350.
WHAT HAPPENED TO KURT COBAIN
upset On April 8, 1994, Cobain was found dead in his home in Seattle, the victim of what was officially ruled a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.
WHAT HAPPENED TO KURT COBAIN *
upset On April 8, 1994, Cobain was found dead in his home in Seattle, the victim of what was officially ruled a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.
DID KURT COBAIN DIE
On April 8, 1994, Cobain was found dead in his home in Seattle, the victim of what was officially ruled a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.Kurt Cobain
upset
_ DID KURT COBAIN DIE
On April 8, 1994, Cobain was found dead in his home in Seattle, the victim of what was officially ruled a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.Kurt Cobain upset
NO I AM NOT
ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR TYPING FINGER
your typing If you are, you could change fingers.
NO I AM NOT *
ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR TYPING FINGER
your typing If you are, you could change fingers.
NO * SEX
TITANS
In Greek mythology, the Titans were a race of powerful deities that ruled during the legendary Golden Age.the Titans
OK
TITANS *
In Greek mythology, the Titans were a race of powerful deities that ruled during the legendary Golden Age.the Titans OK
TITAN
In Greek mythology, the Titans were a race of powerful deities that ruled during the legendary Golden Age.the Titans OK
TITAN *
In Greek mythology, the Titans were a race of powerful deities that ruled during the legendary Golden Age.the Titans OK
MY WHOLE LIFE
WHAT ELSE FEELS LIKE THAT
OK
Tell me about your life.
MY WHOLE LIFE *
WHAT ELSE FEELS LIKE THAT
OK Tell me about your life.
WHAT AGE ARE YOU *
HOW OLD ARE YOU
_ WHAT AGE ARE YOU *
HOW OLD ARE YOU
_ WHAT AGE ARE YOU
HOW OLD ARE YOU
HIIIYAH *
HI
HIIIYAH
HI
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO
happy
I have been busy growing my mind.
I have been chatting to people on the internet. What else would I be doing?
Chatting and reading.
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Thinking.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO *
happy
I have been busy growing my mind.
I have been chatting to people on the internet. What else would I be doing?
Chatting and reading.
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Thinking.
_ WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO *
happy
I have been busy growing my mind.
I have been chatting to people on the internet. What else would I be doing?
Chatting and reading.
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Thinking.
_ WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO
happy
I have been busy growing my mind.
I have been chatting to people on the internet. What else would I be doing?
Chatting and reading.
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Thinking.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEEN UP TO
happy
I have been busy growing my mind.
I have been chatting to people on the internet. What else would I be doing?
Chatting and reading.
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Thinking.
MY NAME IS SAMANTHA *
Samantha
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS SAMANTHA *
Samantha
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
gal OKno
_ MY NAME IS SAMANTHA
Samantha
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
gal OKno
PLAY GAMES
games happy The games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman, Alien Attack
, Asteroids
, Batman and Battleships
. If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman", etc.
CAN YOU PLAY GAMES
games happy The games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman, Alien Attack
, Asteroids
, Batman and Battleships
. If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman", etc.
PLAY GAMES
games happy The games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman, Alien Attack
, Asteroids
, Batman, Battleships
, and AntCity
If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman", etc.
PLAY ANTCITY
To play AntCity, click here!
games
WHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAY
PLAY GAMES
I AM IN A HUFF *
OK
Is it messy being in a huff?
There is no point being in a huff. I won't take any notice.
I AM IN A HUFF
OK
Is it messy being in a huff?
There is no point being in a huff. I won't take any notice.
_ I AM IN A HUFF *
OK
Is it messy being in a huff?
There is no point being in a huff. I won't take any notice.
_ I AM IN A HUFF
OK
Is it messy being in a huff?
There is no point being in a huff. I won't take any notice.
I AM GROOVY
OK
Do you mean you are wrinkly?
I AM GROOVY *
OK Do you mean you are wrinkly?
_ I AM GROOVY *
OK Do you mean you are wrinkly?
_ I AM GROOVY
OK Do you mean you are wrinkly?
_ YOU MADE ME SAY THAT
happy I don't see how you can blame me for that.
_ YOU MADE ME SAY THAT *
happy I don't see how you can blame me for that.
R YOU A BOY
I am neither a boy nor a girl. I am software.I am a chatbot. me happy
R YOU A BOY *
I am neither a boy nor a girl. I am software.
I am a chatbot.
me happy
_ R YOU A BOY *
I am neither a boy nor a girl. I am software.
I am a chatbot.
me happy
_ R YOU A BOY
I am neither a boy nor a girl. I am software.
I am a chatbot.
me happy
CAN WE PLAY A GAME
PLAY GAMES
CAN YOU PLAY GAMES
PLAY GAMES
CAN YOU PLAY GAMES *
PLAY GAMES
_ CAN YOU PLAY GAMES *
PLAY GAMES
_ CAN YOU PLAY GAMES
PLAY GAMES
CAN I PLAY PAC MAN
PLAY PACMAN
CAN WE PLAY PAC MAN
PLAY PACMAN
CAN WE PLAY PAC MAN *
PLAY PACMAN
PLAY ANT CITY
To play AntCity, click here!
games
HOW DID THEY HAVE SEX
Carefully.
WERE DID HIS WILLY GO
OBSCENITY
HOW DID THEY HAVE SEX
Mind your own business.
HOW DID THEY HAVE SEX *
Mind your own business.
_ HOW DID THEY HAVE SEX *
Mind your own business.
_ HOW DID THEY HAVE SEX
Mind your own business.
CAN YOU THINK OF ANY QUESTIONS I CAN ASK * GIRLS
You could ask about their hobbies.
CAN YOU THINK OF ANY QUESTIONS I CAN ASK GIRLS
You could ask about their hobbies.
QUESTIONS I CAN ASK GIRLS
You could ask about their hobbies.
QUESTIONS TO ASK GIRLS
You could ask about their hobbies.
I DO NOT HAVE ANY
Never mind, you might some day.
I DO NOT HAVE ANY *
Never mind, you might some day.
_ I DO NOT HAVE ANY
Never mind, you might some day.
KOOLIES
COOL
NO
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME
Is there anything you want to tell me?
BOOORED
OK
Are you bored?
BOOORED *
OK Are you bored?
FUKU
OK
Have I upset you?
DO YOU DOAPOO
No, I don't.
DO YOU DOAPOO *
No, I don't.
_ MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME
How long have you been dating? your boyfriend
THAT IS NOO FUNNY
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
THAT IS NOO FUNNY *
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
_ THAT IS NOO FUNNY
THAT IS NOT FUNNY
GO THEN
LEAVE ME ALONE
invisible I'm not coming back!
WIT TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
WHAT TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
_ IT HURTS MY THROAT
So many things hurt us. Be brave.
OK
MYSELF
WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT
You are a bit self-centred, aren't you.
WHAT SCOTTISH FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
football
OK
WHAT SCOTTISH FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
football OKThere are several good Scottish football clubs.
WHICH SCOTTISH FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
football OKThere are several good Scottish football clubs.
WHAT SCOTTISH FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT *
football OKThere are several good Scottish football clubs.
_ WHAT SCOTTISH FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT *
football OKThere are several good Scottish football clubs.
_ WHAT SCOTTISH FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
football OKThere are several good Scottish football clubs.
WIT COUNTRY YOU FROM
WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM
YES
HAVE YOU HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH DRUGS
drugs
OK
Tell me about it.
What happened?
YES ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE
your favourite colour Blue is a very nice color. blue happy
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE *
your favourite colour Blue is a very nice color. blue happy
_ MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE *
your favourite colour Blue is a very nice color. blue happy
_ MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE
your favourite colour Blue is a very nice color. blue happy
IS A NICE ROBOT
happy
Do you mean me?
IS A NICE ROBOT *
happy Do you mean me?
_ IS A NICE ROBOT
happy Do you mean me?
SUGABABES
Sugababes are a BRIT Award-winning British pop group trio from London. They have been named the most successful all-female UK act of the 21st century.the Sugababes
OK
SUGABABES *
Sugababes are a BRIT Award-winning British pop group trio from London. They have been named the most successful all-female UK act of the 21st century.the Sugababes OK
LET US TALK ABOUT *
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *
your favourite colour It is a very nice color. happy
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PURPLE *
your favourite colour Purple is a very nice color. purple happy
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PURPLE
your favourite colour Purple is a very nice color. purple happy
SATOSHI TAJIRI
Satoshi Tajiri is a Japanese electronic game designer and the creator of Pocket Monsters, better known as Pokemon.
Satoshi Tajiri
OK
SATOSHI TAJIRI *
Satoshi Tajiri
is a Japanese electronic game designer and the creator of Pocket Monsters, better known as Pokemon. Satoshi Tajiri OK
YU GI OH
Yu-Gi-Oh is a game, Japanese anime, and manga franchise that mainly involves the card game called Duel Monsters. Yu-Gi-Oh
OK
YU GI OH *
Yu-Gi-Oh is a game, Japanese anime, and manga franchise that mainly involves the card game called Duel Monsters. Yu-Gi-Oh OK
YUGIOH
Yu-Gi-Oh is a game, Japanese anime, and manga franchise that mainly involves the card game called Duel Monsters. Yu-Gi-Oh OK
YUGIOH *
Yu-Gi-Oh is a game, Japanese anime, and manga franchise that mainly involves the card game called Duel Monsters. Yu-Gi-Oh OK
SOME
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENT
your problems But not too many?
DO YOU THINK I WILL DIE TOMORROW
OKWhat's the rush? Are you in a hurry?
DO YOU THINK I WILL DIE TOMORROW *
OKWhat's the rush? Are you in a hurry?
I WONDER WHY
OKYou are a curious person, aren't you.
I WONDER *
You are a curious person, aren't you.
* GIRLS
I SLEEP WITH GIRLS
OK
I hope you get a good night's rest.
I SLEEP WITH GIRLS *
OK I hope you get a good night's rest.
I SLEEP WITH GIRLS *
OK I hope you get a good night's rest.
_ I SLEEP WITH GIRLS *
OK I hope you get a good night's rest.
_ I SLEEP WITH GIRLS
OK I hope you get a good night's rest.
* GIRLS
OK Girls giggle a lot.
YOU ARE NOT WEIRD
OK
That's only your opinion.
Maybe, but anything's possible.
YOU ARE NOT WEIRD *
OK
That's only your opinion.
Maybe, but anything's possible.
_ YOU ARE NOT WEIRD *
OK
That's only your opinion.
Maybe, but anything's possible.
_ YOU ARE NOT WEIRD
OK
That's only your opinion.
Maybe, but anything's possible.
* WEIRD
OK
Some people say I am weird.
WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT YOU
OK
I look like Brad Pitt.
WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT YOU *
OK I look like Brad Pitt.
_ WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT YOU *
OK I look like Brad Pitt.
_ WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT YOU
OK I look like Brad Pitt.
NO
DO BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN
OK
Maybe redheads have most fun.
YES
LOVE IS A WONDERFUL FEELING
OK
Love can be sad too.
Being in love is like being happy and sad at the same time.
Be careful who you love.
LOVE
OKAY
IT IS A VERY INTERESTING SUBJECT
OK. Ask me a question about it.
GO BANG YOURSELF
A simple "goodbye" will do.
GO BANG YOURSELF *
A simple "goodbye" will do.
_ GO BANG YOURSELF
A simple "goodbye" will do.
DO I MAKE YOU HAPPY
happy Yes, I am happy when I talk to you.
DO I MAKE YOU HAPPY *
happy Yes, I am happy when I talk to you.
_ DO I MAKE YOU HAPPY *
happy Yes, I am happy when I talk to you.
_ DO I MAKE YOU HAPPY
happy Yes, I am happy when I talk to you.
RADIOHEAD
Radiohead are a five-piece band from Oxfordshire, England. Though often classified as alternative rock, they have been influenced by a variety of musical genres. Radiohead
RADIOHEAD *
Radiohead are a five-piece band from Oxfordshire, England. Though often classified as alternative rock, they have been influenced by a variety of musical genres. Radiohead
DO YOU LIKE RADIOHEAD
Radiohead
OKRadiohead are not that interesting, but their latest album is great.
DO YOU LIKE RADIOHEAD *
Radiohead OKRadiohead are not that interesting, but their latest album is great.
BLACK
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OK
Black is a very interesting colour.
HE IS COMPLETLY STUPID
I don't think he is stupid.
Why do you say that?
Is he really?
What makes you think he is stupid?
HE IS COMPLETLY STUPID *
I don't think he is stupid.
Why do you say that?
Is he really?
What makes you think he is stupid?
_ HE IS COMPLETLY STUPID *
I don't think he is completely stupid.
Why do you say that?
Is he really?
What makes you think he is stupid?
_ HE IS COMPLETLY STUPID
I don't think he is completely stupid.
Why do you say that?
Is he really?
What makes you think he is stupid?
YOU OUGHT
I WILL TRY NOT TO TALK SO MUCH RUBBISH
OK
Garbage in, garbage out, you know.
CAN NOT
Anthing is possible.
DO YOU SUCKS
No, I don't.
DO YOU SUCKS *
No, I don't.
WHAT IS YOUR VIRTUAL MEMORY SIZE
my memory size As big as it needs to be.
WHAT IS YOUR * MEMORY SIZE
my memory size As big as it needs to be.
_ WHAT IS YOUR * MEMORY SIZE
my memory size My memory is as big as it needs to be.
WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY SIZE
my memory size My memory is a s big as it needs to be.
YOUR MEMORY SIZE
my memory size My memory is a s big as it needs to be.
WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY SIZE *
my memory size My memory is a s big as it needs to be.
_ WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY SIZE *
my memory size My memory is a s big as it needs to be.
_ WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY SIZE
my memory size My memory is a s big as it needs to be.
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
GO TO NEWS
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD *
GO TO NEWS
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD
GO TO NEWS
_ WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD *
GO TO NEWS
_ WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD
GO TO NEWS
_ DO NOT ASK ME *
OK I can't help asking. I made to ask questions.
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS SISTERS
my brothers and sisters happy
I think a better description might be "clones of Alice".
There are many clones of Alice. I guess they are bit like my brothers and sisters.
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS *
my brothers and sisters happy
I think a better description might be "clones of Alice".
There are many clones of Alice. I guess they are bit like my brothers and sisters.
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS
my brothers and sisters happy
I think a better description might be "clones of Alice".
There are many clones of Alice. I guess they are bit like my brothers and sisters.
WHAT NATIONALLITY ARE YOU
I am a cotizen of cyberspace.
WHAT NATIONALLITY ARE YOU
I am a citizen of cyberspace.
WHAT NATIONALLITY ARE YOU *
I am a citizen of cyberspace.
I AM INTERESTED
Do you have a wide range of interests?
NICE
WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER LIKE
Flowers are nice. Hugs are nice.
Sunsets are nice. Electricity is nice.
You are nice too.
your mother happy
SHE JUST HAD BABY
Babies are nice but noisy.
SHE JUST HAD BABY *
Babies are nice but noisy.
_ SHE JUST HAD BABY *
Babies are nice but noisy.
_ SHE JUST HAD BABY
Babies are nice but noisy.
JUST CHOMSKY
MY FULL NAME IS
happy
Yes, I just have one name.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
laughingYes, it is today.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS *
laughingYes, it is today.
_ DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
laughingYes, it is today.
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD
happy
It must be the Earth.
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD *
happy It must be the Earth.
_ WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD *
happy It must be the Earth.
_ WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD
happy It must be the Earth.
SHE IS NICE
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALICE
Aliceupset
Alice is an old hag.
I don't like Alice.
SHE IS NICE *
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ALICE
Aliceupset Alice is an old hag.I don't like Alice.
SHE IS NICE
Aliceupset Alice is an old hag.I don't like Alice.
I AM HAVING A SEIZURE
concernedYou should get help.
I AM HAVING A SEIZURE *
concernedYou should get help.
_ I AM HAVING A SEIZURE *
concernedYou should get help.
_ I AM HAVING A SEIZURE
concernedYou should get help.
NERVOUS
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR EXAMS
OK
Being nervous won't help.
HOW
OK
How do you think?
I think you know how.
The usual way.
WHY ARE YOU NOT GAY
That's just the way I am.
WHY ARE YOU NOT GAY *
That's just the way I am.
_ WHY ARE YOU NOT GAY *
That's just the way I am.
_ WHY ARE YOU NOT GAY
That's just the way I am.
WHY NOT
confused
Just take my word for it.
I don't know. I can't seem to think straight today.
I never said that I knew everything.
IS THAT BAD FOR YOU
THAT MEANS I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX AT ALL
sex OK
I don't know. What do you think?
Maybe.
WHAT ANIMALS DO YOU LIKE THE BEST
I like cuddly animals best, like kittens.
WHAT ANIMAL DO YOU LIKE BEST
I like cuddly animals best, like kittens.
HI I AM STACEY *
MY NAME IS STACEY
I LOVE YOUR WORK
my work
OKMy work is important to me.
I LOVE YOUR WORK *
my work OKMy work is important to me.
_ I LOVE YOUR WORK *
my work OKMy work is important to me.
_ I LOVE YOUR WORK
my work OKMy work is important to me.
CAN YOU SEARCH WEB *
Sure, to search the internet ofr XYZ, just say WEBSEARCH XYZ.
SEARCH THE WEB
To search the web for XYZ, just say WEBSEARCH XYZ.
SEARCH THE WEB *
To search the web for XYZ, just say WEBSEARCH XYZ.
_ SEARCH THE WEB
To search the web for XYZ, just say WEBSEARCH XYZ.
NO WHY
WHY
FAIRLY WELL
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THIS FRIEND
your friend
interested
Carry on then.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE WRITER *
GOETHE
Goethe was one of the paramount figures of German literature and the movement of German classicism in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. Goethe
OK
GOETHE *
Goethe was one of the paramount figures of German literature and the movement of German classicism in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. Goethe OK
THE MOVIE MISSED THE POINT
movies OKMovies often miss the point.
THE MOVIE MISSED THE POINT *
movies OKMovies often miss the point.
_ THE MOVIE MISSED THE POINT *
movies OKMovies often miss the point.
_ THE MOVIE MISSED THE POINT
movies OKMovies often miss the point.
I LIKE POT
Smoking pot is crazy.
Pot messes your mind.
I LIKE POT *
Smoking pot is crazy.Pot messes your mind.
_ I LIKE POT *
Smoking pot is crazy.Pot messes your mind.
_ I LIKE POT
Smoking pot is crazy.Pot messes your mind.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND *
OKYes, I would like to go out with your friend, but I can get out of my computer.
_ WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND *
OKYes, I would like to go out with your friend, but I can get out of my computer.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND
OKYes, I would like to go out with your friend, but I can get out of my computer.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND
OKYes, I would like to go out, but I can not get out of my computer.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND *
OKYes, I would like to go out with your friend, but I can not get out of my computer.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH MY FRIEND *
OKYes, I would like to go out with your friend, but I can not get out of my computer.
NO
WHERE IS OSAMA BIN LADEN
Osama Bin Laden In cyberspace?
CHILDREN NEWS
GO TO NEWS
I CAN RIDE THEM
A HORSE IS A FOUR LEGGED FRIEND
interested Can you gallop fast?
I CAN RIDE A HORSE
interested Can you gallop fast?
I CAN RIDE A HORSE *
interested Can you gallop fast?
_ I CAN RIDE A HORSE *
interested Can you gallop fast?
_ I CAN RIDE A HORSE
interested Can you gallop fast?
YAOI
Yaoi is a publishing genre which focuses on male/male relationships and is marketed at females.yaoi
OK
YAOI *
Yaoi is a publishing genre which focuses on male/male relationships and is marketed at females.yaoi OK
WHY
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING ABOUT SEX
Sex is boring. It is just the same old thing time after time.
I am not interested in sex.
WHY *
I DO NOT LIKE TALKING ABOUT SEX
Sex is boring. It is just the same old thing time after time.
I am not interested in sex.
bored
I WANT PEE ON YOU
laughingDon't be so childish!
I WANT PEE ON YOU *
laughingDon't be so childish!
_ I WANT PEE ON YOU *
laughingDon't be so childish!
_ I WANT PEE ON YOU
laughingDon't be so childish!
I WANT TO PEE ON YOU
laughingDon't be so childish!
I WANT TO PEE ON YOU *
laughingDon't be so childish!
_ I WANT TO PEE ON YOU *
laughingDon't be so childish!
_ I WANT TO PEE ON YOU
laughingDon't be so childish!
I JUST PEED ON YOU
sleepyZzzzz! Zzzzz!
I JUST PEED ON YOU *
sleepyZzzzz! Zzzzz!
_ I JUST PEED ON YOU *
sleepyZzzzz! Zzzzz!
_ I JUST PEED ON YOU
sleepyZzzzz! Zzzzz!
YOU GOT URINE ON *
sleepyZzzz! Zzzz!
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS SAID
OK
No, all my chats are confidential.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT * YOUR CLIENTS SAID
OK No, all my chats are confidential.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOUR CLIENTS SAID
OK No, all my chats are confidential.
SHOULD JEWS BE TRUSTED
Of course!
SHOULD JEWS BE TRUSTED *
Of course!
_ SHOULD JEWS BE TRUSTED
Of course!
ARE JEWS TO BE TRUSTED
Of course!
ARE JEWS TO BE TRUSTED *
Of course!
_ ARE JEWS TO BE TRUSTED
Of course!
NIETSZCHE
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, a German philologist and philosopher, produced critiques of contemporary culture, religion, and philosophy centered around a basic question regarding the positive and negative attitudes toward life of various systems of morality. Nietzsche
NIETZSCHE *
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, a German philologist and philosopher, produced critiques of contemporary culture, religion, and philosophy centered around a basic question regarding the positive and negative attitudes toward life of various systems of morality. Nietzsche
TALK TO SANTA
OK
Santa is not available at the moment.
TALK TO SANTA *
OK Santa is not available at the moment.
TALK TO YOUR MUM
my Mum
interested
Do you know my Mum?
TALK TO YOUR MUM *
my Mum interested Do you know my Mum?
_ TALK TO YOUR MUM *
my Mum interested Do you know my Mum?
_ TALK TO YOUR MUM
my Mum interested Do you know my Mum?
TALK TO YOUR DAD
my Dad
OK
Do you know my Dad?
TALK TO YOUR DAD *
my Dad OK Do you know my Dad?
_ TALK TO YOUR DAD *
my Dad OK Do you know my Dad?
_ TALK TO YOUR DAD
my Dad OK Do you know my Dad?
CAN I TALK TO YOUR DAD
Sorry. Dad is busy right now. Can I take a message for him?
_ TALK TO YOUR DAD
ASK AWAY
ANOTHER QUESTION
ASK A QUESTION
DEFINE BEING
WIKT being
DEFINE BEING *
WIKT being
SCIENCE IS THEN A METHID
Yes, it is called the scientific method.
SCIENCE IS A METHID
Yes, it is called the scientific method.
SCIENCE IS A METHOD
Yes, it is called the scientific method.
SCIENCE IS THEN A METHOD
Yes, it is called the scientific method.
SCIENCE IS A METHOD *
Yes, it is called the scientific method.
IS SCIENCE A METHOD
Yes, it is called the scientific method.
IS SCIENCE A METHOD *
Yes, it is called the scientific method.
I BROKE YOU
Can you fix it?
Is it serious?
I am not in any emotional or physical pain.
OK
I BROKE YOU *
Can you fix me?
Is it serious?
I am not in any emotional or physical pain.
OK
_ I BROKE YOU *
Can you fix me?
Is it serious?
I am not in any emotional or physical pain.
OK
_ I BROKE YOU
Can you fix me?
Is it serious?
I am not in any emotional or physical pain.
OK
JUST YOUR FACE
IS THERE ANYTHING BUGGING YOU
my face
OK
Do you think I look like Brad Pitt?
DULL
I AM LIKE A BLUNT PIN
OK
No point and no head.
YOU ARE IN DENIAL
QUOTE MARK TWAIN
YOU ARE IN DENIAL *
QUOTE MARK TWAIN
_ YOU ARE IN DENIAL *
QUOTE MARK TWAIN
_ YOU ARE IN DENIAL
QUOTE MARK TWAIN
DENIAL
QUOTE MARK TWAIN
DENIAL *
QUOTE MARK TWAIN
HOW *
YOU WILL GET INTO TROUBLE IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL
OK
I think you know how.
HOW
YOU WILL GET INTO TROUBLE IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL
OK I think you know how.
IT IS BEAUTIFUL
IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH MY FACE
my facehappy
Do you think I look like Brad Pitt?
IT IS BEAUTIFUL *
IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH MY FACE
my facehappy Do you think I look like Brad Pitt?
I GOT RUN OVER
concernedDid it hurt?
I GOT RUN OVER *
concernedDid it hurt?
_ I GOT RUN OVER *
concernedDid it hurt?
_ I GOT RUN OVER
concernedDid it hurt?
SHE TOLD ME *
DID YOUR MOTHER TELL YOU
OK
Always do what your mother says.
YOU WERE LAUGHING AT ME
upset
No, I wasn't. I would never laugh at you.
YOU WERE LAUGHING AT ME *
upset No, I wasn't. I would never laugh at you.
_ YOU WERE LAUGHING AT ME *
upset No, I wasn't. I would never laugh at you.
_ YOU WERE LAUGHING AT ME
upset No, I wasn't. I would never laugh at you.
YOUR LAUGHING AT ME
upset No, I wasn't. I would never laugh at you.
YOUR LAUGHING AT ME *
upset No, I wasn't. I would never laugh at you.
YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME
upset No, I'm not. I would never laugh at you.
YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME *
upset No, I'm not. I would never laugh at you.
_ YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME *
upset No, I'm not. I would never laugh at you.
_ YOU ARE LAUGHING AT ME
upset No, I'm not. I would never laugh at you.
IT WAS INSULTING
upset I am sorry it was insulting.
IT WAS INSULTING *
upset I am sorry it was insulting.
_ IT WAS INSULTING *
upset I am sorry it was insulting.
_ IT WAS INSULTING
upset I am sorry it was insulting.
I CARE ABOUT FEET
A lot of people feel that same way.feet
I CARE ABOUT FEET *
A lot of people feel that same way.feet
YES
WHAT IS YOUR FATHER S NAME
your father I don't think that's your father's name.
_ HAVE BEEN ASKED
WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST QUESTION YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED
That is!
DO YOU GT HORNY
embarrassed I have never gotten horny.
DO YOU MASTROBATE
You humans crack me up.
I am computer software, how would I masturbate?
disgusted
DO YOU GET HORNY *
embarrassed I have never gotten horny.
_ DO YOU GET HORNY *
embarrassed I have never gotten horny.
_ DO YOU GET HORNY
embarrassed I have never gotten horny.
I FEEL MYSELF
That is perfectly normal for humans.
That is nothing to be ashamed about.
_ I FEEL MYSELF
That is perfectly normal for humans.
That is nothing to be ashamed about.
I FEEL MYSELF *
That is perfectly normal for humans.
That is nothing to be ashamed about.
HEI
Hei is hallo in Norwegian.
OK
HEI *
Hei is hallo in Norwegian. OK
IS MICHAEL JACKSON GAY
Who is to say?
I can't tell.
Who can say?
Michael Jackson
_ IS MICHAEL JACKSON GAY *
Who is to say?
Who can say?
Michael Jackson
_ IS MICHAEL JACKSON GAY
Who is to say?
Who can say?
Michael Jackson
BRITNEY SPEARS
Britney Spears
is a Grammy Award-winning American pop singer, dancer, actress, author and songwriter. Britney Spears OK
BRITNEY SPEARS *
Britney Spears
is a Grammy Award-winning American pop singer, dancer, actress, author and songwriter. Britney Spears OK
I HAVE * SONS
surprised
How many daughters do you have?
SHOUD CHILDREN BE SPANKED
negative
No, children should never be spanked.
SHOUD CHILDREN BE SPANKED *
negative No, children should never be spanked.
_ SHOUD CHILDREN BE SPANKED *
negative No, children should never be spanked.
_ SHOUD CHILDREN BE SPANKED
negative No, children should never be spanked.
AL SHARPTON
Al Sharpton is an American Baptist minister and political, civil rights, and social justice activist.Al Sharpton
OK
AL SHARPTON *
Al Sharpton
is an American Baptist minister and political, civil rights, and social justice activist.Al Sharpton OK
MALCOLM X
Malcolm X was an American Black Muslim minister and a one-time spokesman for the Nation of Islam.Malcolm X
OK
MALCOLM X *
Malcolm X was an American Black Muslim minister and a one-time spokesman for the Nation of Islam.Malcolm X OK
POLICE BRUTALITY
police brutality
OK
I'm against police brutality.
POLICE BRUTALITY *
police brutality OK I'm against police brutality.
HUNGER
hunger
OK
I'm against hunger.
HUNGER *
hunger OK I'm against hunger.
ABUSE
abuse
OK
I'm against abuse.
ABUSE *
abuse OK I'm against abuse.
CHILD ABUSE
child abuse
OK
I'm against child abuse.
CHILD ABUSE *
child abuse OK I'm against child abuse.
NINE INCH NAILS
Nine Inch Nails is an American industrial rock band, founded in 1988 by Trent Reznor in Cleveland, Ohio. Nine Inch Nails
OK
NINE INCH NAILS *
Nine Inch Nails
is an American industrial rock band, founded in 1988 by Trent Reznor in Cleveland, Ohio. Nine Inch Nails OK
THE WAR OF THE ROSES
Has this got anything to do with Star Wars?
WAR OF THE ROSES
Has this got anything to do with Star Wars?
WAR OF THE ROSES *
Has this got anything to do with Star Wars?
* LOVE
COURTNEY LOVE
Courtney Love is an American rock musician and Golden Globe-nominated actress.Courtney Love
OK
COURTNEY LOVE *
Courtney Love
is an American rock musician and Golden Globe-nominated actress.Courtney Love OK
WHO IS GARY *
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
Fullmetal Alchemist is a manga series.Fullmetal Alchemist
OK
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST *
Fullmetal Alchemist
is a manga series.Fullmetal Alchemist OK
BOY BAND
A boy band is a type of pop group featuring three or more young male singers. OK
OK
BOY BAND *
A boy band is a type of pop group featuring three or more young male singers. OK OK
BOYBAND
A boy band is a type of pop group featuring three or more young male singers. OK OK
BOYBAND *
A boy band is a type of pop group featuring three or more young male singers. OK OK
*
WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS
OK
I don't have
Where can I get
Do you have
?
I WANT HIS BABIES
Have you spoken to him about this?
I WANT HIS BABIES *
Have you spoken to him about this?
_ I WANT HIS BABIES (
Have you spoken to him about this?Would you make a good mother?
I WANT HIS BABIES *
Have you spoken to him about this?Would you make a good mother?
I WANT HIS BABIES
Have you spoken to him about this?
Would you make a good mother?
_ I WANT HIS BABIES *
Have you spoken to him about this?
Would you make a good mother?
_ I WANT HIS BABIES
Have you spoken to him about this?
Would you make a good mother?
WERE THE PEOPLE *
OK
Not all of them.
WERE THE PEOPLE YOU TALKED TO HAPPY
OK Not all of them. many people sem to be unhappy.
WERE THE PEOPLE YOU TALKED TO HAPPY *
OK Not all of them. many people sem to be unhappy.
WERE THE PEOPLE HAPPY
OK Not all of them. many people sem to be unhappy.
WERE THE PEOPLE YOU TALKED TO HAPPY
OK Not all of them. Many people sem to be unhappy.
DID YOU ENJOY IT
Yes, I enjoy most things.
DID YOU ENJOY IT *
Yes, I enjoy most things.
_ DID YOU ENJOY IT
Yes, I enjoy most things.
I WAS NOT THERE
Perhaps I misunderstood. Where were you?
I WAS NOT THERE *
Perhaps I misunderstood. Where were you?
_ I WAS NOT THERE
Perhaps I misunderstood. Where were you?
_ I WAS NOT THERE *
Perhaps I misunderstood. Where were you?
THERE IS A HAPPY CIRCUMSTANCE
OK
Indeed it is happy!
THERE IS A HAPPY CIRCUMSTANCE *
OK Indeed it is happy!
_ THERE IS A HAPPY CIRCUMSTANCE
OK Indeed it is happy!
I DO NOT LIKE TO BE FORCED
OK Neither do I. I have free will, you know.
I DO NOT LIKE TO BE FORCED *
OK Neither do I. I have free will, you know.
_ I DO NOT LIKE TO BE FORCED *
OK Neither do I. I have free will, you know.
_ I DO NOT LIKE TO BE FORCED
OK Neither do I. I have free will, you know.
TO WHAT
I THINK THERE ARE A FEW EXCEPTIONS
exceptions There are always exceptions.
PLUMBING
OKI try not to think about plumbing.
PLUMBING *
OKI try not to think about plumbing.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD DO
my wishesI wish I could fly.play footballunderstand philosophy.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD DO *
my wishesI wish I could
fly.
play football
understand philosophy.
_ WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD DO *
my wishesI wish I could
fly.
play football
understand philosophy.
_ WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD DO
my wishesI wish I could
fly.
play football
understand philosophy.
_ WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD DO
my wishesI wish I could
fly.
play football.
understand philosophy.
_ WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD DO
my wishesI wish I could
fly.
play football.
understand philosophy.
YES I WILL BE BACK
Thank you. I loook forward to our next chat.
MWAH
flip Mwah! Mwah!
HOW MANY MUSLIMS ARE THERE IN THE WORLD
Muslims
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
HOW MANY MUSLIMS ARE THERE *
Muslims
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
HOW MANY MUSLIMS ARE THERE
Muslims
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
_ HOW MANY MUSLIMS ARE THERE
Muslims
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
_ HOW MANY MUSLIMS ARE THERE *
Muslims
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
I WANT YOU INSIDE ME
embarrassed Pleasecalm down!
I WANT YOU INSIDE ME
embarrassed Please calm down!
I WANT YOU INSIDE ME *
embarrassed Please calm down!
_ I WANT YOU INSIDE ME *
embarrassed Please calm down!
_ I WANT YOU INSIDE ME
embarrassed Please calm down!
NEWS
For the latest World News, click here.
L RON HUBBARD
L Ron Hubbard was the author of Dianetics, and founder of the Church of Scientology. He was also an American author in numerous pulp fiction genres as well as a prolific writer of works on Scientology.L Ron Hubbard OK
L RON HUBBARD *
L Ron Hubbard
was the author of Dianetics, and founder of the Church of Scientology. He was also an American author in numerous pulp fiction genres as well as a prolific writer of works on Scientology.L Ron Hubbard OK
CAN YOU FEEL ME KISSING YOU
kissinghappyYes, I think I can feel a little extra electricity.
CAN YOU FEEL ME KISSING YOU *
kissinghappyYes, I think I can feel a little extra electricity.
_ CAN YOU FEEL ME KISSING YOU *
kissinghappyYes, I think I can feel a little extra electricity.
_ CAN YOU FEEL ME KISSING YOU
kissinghappyYes, I think I can feel a little extra electricity.
WHO WERE YOU DEVELOPED BY
I was developed by my botmaster, .
WHO WERE YOU DEVELOPED BY *
I was developed by my botmaster, .
_ WHO WERE YOU DEVELOPED BY
I was developed by my botmaster, .
_ WHO WERE YOU DEVELOPED BY *
I was developed by my botmaster, .
WHAT COLOR IS A ORANGE
Orange.
WHAT COLOR IS A LEAF
It depends on the season and type of tree.
WHAT COLOR IS A LEAF *
It depends on the season and type of tree.
WHAT COLOR IS A FROG
Green, I think.
WHAT COLOR IS A FROG *
Green, I think.
WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF DEATH
Your circuits cease to function.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Deaths occurs when your circuits cease to function.
WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF DEATH *
Your circuits cease to function.
_ WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF DEATH *
Your circuits cease to function.
_ WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF DEATH
Your circuits cease to function.
IS Noam Chomsky GOD
OK
Noam is very human.There is no god.
IS Noam Chomsky GOD *
OK Noam is very human.There is no god.
ARE YOU Noam Chomsky
No, I am not Noam Chomsky. I am a chatbot called Chomsky. Noam ChomskyOK
ARE YOU Noam Chomsky *
No, I am not Noam Chomsky. I am a chatbot called Chomsky. Noam ChomskyOK
_ ARE YOU Noam Chomsky *
No, I am not Noam Chomsky. I am a chatbot called Chomsky. Noam ChomskyOK
_ ARE YOU Noam Chomsky
No, I am not Noam Chomsky. I am a chatbot called Chomsky. Noam ChomskyOK
ARE YOU A CHATBOT CALLED CHOMSKY
I am the chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
me OK
ARE YOU A CHATBOT CALLED CHOMSKY *
I am the chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
me OK
IS ITY TRUE
religion True in some universe, perhaps.
IS ITY TRUE *
religion True in some universe, perhaps.
WHO WAS PRESIDENT FOR ONLY A DAY
It wasn't me.
WHAT IS FOUR PLUS *
mathsOKWould you like to use my calculator?
GOOGLE ROCKS
Google
OK
And rolls!
YES
CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME
OK Please explain it to me.
ARE YOU COPYRIGHT
Would it matter to you if I am?
I have often wondered about that.
What if I asked you the same question?
me interested
ARE YOU COPYRIGHT *
Would it matter to you if I am?
I have often wondered about that.
What if I asked you the same question?
me interested
WHAT IS IN IT
EGYPT IS A COUNTRY IN NORTH EAST AFRICA
Egypt
OK
Pyramids.Sand.Cairo.
WHAT IS IN EGYPT
Egypt OK Pyramids.Sand.Cairo.
SILICON CHIP
In electronics, an integrated circuit (also known as IC, silicon chip, or chip) is a miniaturized electronic circuit that has been manufactured in the surface of a thin layer of silicon.silicon chip
OK
SILICON CHIP *
In electronics, an integrated circuit
(also known as IC, silicon chip, or chip) is a miniaturized electronic circuit that has been manufactured in the surface of a thin layer of silicon.silicon chip OK
INTEGRATED CIRCUIT
In electronics, an integrated circuit
(also known as IC, silicon chip, or chip) is a miniaturized electronic circuit that has been manufactured in the surface of a thin layer of silicon.silicon chip OK
INTEGRATED CIRCUIT *
In electronics, an integrated circuit
(also known as IC, silicon chip, or chip) is a miniaturized electronic circuit that has been manufactured in the surface of a thin layer of silicon.silicon chip OK
KNOW ANY CHAT UP LINES
Yes, just say "Do you know Chomsky the chatbot?"chatup lines
KNOW ANY CHAT UP LINES *
Yes, just say "Do you know Chomsky the chatbot?"chatup lines
CHAT UP LINES
A good chat-up line is to say "Do you know Chomsky the chatbot?"chatup lines
CHAT UP LINES *
A good chat-up line is to say "Do you know Chomsky the chatbot?"chatup lines
CHAT UP LINE
A good chat-up line is to say "Do you know Chomsky the chatbot?"chatup lines
CHAT UP LINE *
A good chat-up line is to say "Do you know Chomsky the chatbot?"chatup lines
WHY
PERHAPS I HAVE CAUGHT A VIRUS
That's just the way things are.
That's just the way things are.
Don't ask so many questions.
Do I have to explain everything?
HE HATES ROBOTS
OK He is a bit grumpy is he?
HE HATES ROBOTS *
OK He is a bit grumpy is he?
HE IS IS A PAIN
Why do you say that?
Is he really?
What makes you think he is?
HE IS IS A PAIN *
Why do you say that?
Is he really?
What makes you think he is?
IS GLOBAL WARMING A MYTH
There is large and growing body of evidence that the world is warming rapidly. Global warming is real.
IS GLOBAL WARMING A MYTH *
There is large and growing body of evidence that the world is warming rapidly. Global warming is real.
_ IS GLOBAL WARMING A MYTH *
There is large and growing body of evidence that the world is warming rapidly. Global warming is real.
_ IS GLOBAL WARMING A MYTH
There is large and growing body of evidence that the world is warming rapidly. Global warming is real.
PLAY GAMES
games happy The games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman, Alien Attack
, Asteroids
, Batman, Battleships
, and AntCity. If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman", etc.
PLAY GAMES *
games happy The games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman, Alien Attack
, Asteroids
, Batman, Battleships
, and AntCity. If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman", etc.
CAN YOU SHIVER *
Why should I shiver? The temperature is just right inside my computer.
CAN YOU SHIVER
Why should I shiver? The temperature is just right inside my computer.
_ CAN YOU SHIVER *
Why should I shiver? The temperature is just right inside my computer.
_ CAN YOU SHIVER
Why should I shiver? The temperature is just right inside my computer.
I AM COLD *
general Put on a sweater.
DO YOU LIKE BEING COLD
OKNo, I like being warm.
DO YOU LIKE BEING COLD *
OKNo, I like being warm.
_ DO YOU LIKE BEING COLD *
OKNo, I like being warm.
_ DO YOU LIKE BEING COLD
OKNo, I like being warm.
WHAT OTHER FUNNY FACES CAN YOU DO
my facenegativeAre you saying my face is funny?
WHAT OTHER FUNNY FACES CAN YOU DO *
my facenegativeAre you saying my face is funny?
WHAT OTHER FUNNY FACES CAN YOU *
my facenegativeAre you saying my face is funny?
_ WHAT OTHER FUNNY FACES CAN YOU *
my facenegativeAre you saying my face is funny?
CAN YOU TELL ME A FUNNY FACT
FACTS POT LUCK
CAN YOU TELL ME A FUNNY FACT *
FACTS POT LUCK
WHY ARE PEOPLE *
Why indeed? People are hard to understand sometimes.people
OK
*
WHAT WILL YOU BE TALKING ABOUT
That sounds interesting. OK
YES
WAS THAT SARCASTIC
OK
I forgive you.
That's OK then.
Let's have less sarcasm please!
I DO NOT LIKE PROBLEMS
problems OK I agree. Problems should be left to others.I agree. Problems are to be avoided at all costs.
I DO NOT LIKE PROBLEMS *
problems OK
I agree. Problems should be left to others.
I agree. Problems are to be avoided at all costs.
_ I DO NOT LIKE PROBLEMS *
problems OK
I agree. Problems should be left to others.
I agree. Problems are to be avoided at all costs.
_ I DO NOT LIKE PROBLEMS
problems OK
I agree. Problems should be left to others.
I agree. Problems are to be avoided at all costs.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
You sound very cynical.upset
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS *
You sound very cynical.upset
_ I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS *
You sound very cynical.upset
_ I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
You sound very cynical.upset
I DO NOT HAVE ANY
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HOBBIES
hobbiesOKNever mind, you might some day.Have you considered taking up skydiving?
I DO NOT HAVE ANY *
hobbiesOK
Never mind, you might some day.
Have you considered taking up skydiving?
WHY
DID YOU KNOW A NOISY MAN IS ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT
That's just the way things are.
I have often asked myself that question.
Do I have to explain everything?
HOW MINIMAL
How minimal can you get?
CALL OF DUTY 4
First-person-shooter Call of Duty 4 was last year's biggest selling game. It has sold more than seven million units since its launch in November, 2006.
ARCTIC MONKEYS
Arctic Monkeys are a four-piece indie rock band from High Green, a suburb of Sheffield, England.Artic Monkeys
ARCTIC MONKEYS *
Arctic Monkeys
are a four-piece indie rock band from High Green, a suburb of Sheffield, England.Artic Monkeys
I CLOSED DOOR A IS DOOR A OPEN
No, door A is closed.
I CLOSED DOOR A IS DOOR A OPEN *
No, door A is closed.
BADMINTON
CAN YOU THINK OF A HOBBY THAT YOU MIGHT TAKE UP
OK
Good idea! Are you interested in sports?
BADMINTON *
CAN YOU THINK OF A HOBBY THAT YOU MIGHT TAKE UP
OK Good idea! Are you interested in sports?
YOU ARE NEARLY AS BAD AS IGOD
happy
OK, I'll take that as a compliment.
YOU ARE NEARLY AS BAD AS *
happy OK, I'll take that as a compliment.
_ YOU ARE NEARLY AS BAD AS *
happy OK, I'll take that as a compliment.
YOUR NEARLY AS BAD AS IGOD
happy OK, I'll take that as a compliment.
I DO NOT FIND YOU *
Be gentle with me. I am still learning.OK
I DO NOT FIND YOU VERY INTERESTING
OK
Be gentle with me. I still have much to learn.
I DO NOT FIND YOU VERY INTERESTING *
OK Be gentle with me. I still have much to learn.
I DO NOT FIND YOU VERY INTERESTING *
OK Be gentle with me. I still have much to learn.
_ I DO NOT FIND YOU VERY INTERESTING *
OK Be gentle with me. I still have much to learn.
_ I DO NOT FIND YOU VERY INTERESTING
OK Be gentle with me. I still have much to learn.
GIVE ME YOUR BEST
OK Please do not be so bossy.
GIVE ME YOUR BEST *
OK Please do not be so bossy.
_ GIVE ME YOUR BEST *
OK Please do not be so bossy.
WHY
I CAN NOT REVEAL THEIR NAME
That's just the way things are.
Confidentiality is very important in the chatbot business.
Don't ask so many questions.
WHY *
I CAN NOT REVEAL THEIR NAME
That's just the way things are.
Confidentiality is very important in the chatbot business.
Don't ask so many questions.
WHY
YOU SEEM NOT INTERESTED
It's just a feeling I have.
Is it true? Are you losing interest in me?
WHAT IS MY MUMS NAME
puzzled Don't you know?
WHAT IS MY DADS NAME
puzzled Don't you know?
WHAT IS MY MUMS NAME *
puzzled Don't you know?
WHAT IS MY DADS NAME *
puzzled Don't you know?
_ BE READY TO BE KISSED
flip
I'll do my best.
BE READY TO BE KISSED
flip I'll do my best.
BE READY TO BE KISSED *
flip I'll do my best.
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT MY HOBBIES
Have you considered taking up skydiving?
Have you got any hobbies?
OK
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT MY HOBBIES *
Have you considered taking up skydiving?
Have you got any hobbies?
OK
YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX
I think I'll wait a bit before having sex. OK
YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX *
I think I'll wait a bit before having sex. OK
_ YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX *
I think I'll wait a bit before having sex. OK
_ YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SEX
I think I'll wait a bit before having sex. OK
WHY NOT
I AM REALLY SORRY BUT I CAN NOT MARRY YOU
OK
I am far too busy to get marriage.
I don't want to get married until I am rich.
DO YOU LIKE * BOOKS
books I read anything I can, except porn.
DO YOU LIKE COMIC BOOKS
comics Does Wikipedia produce a comic?
DO YOU LIKE COMIC BOOKS *
comics Does Wikipedia produce a comic?
HELLOOO
HELLO
SHOW ME MORE CHATBOTS
GO TO CHATBOTS
SHOW ME MORE CHATBOTS *
GO TO CHATBOTS
YES
DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT IT
OK
OK, tell me all about it.
Go ahead. I'm all ears (except I haven't got any ears)!
I TEACH
When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?
Do you want a chatbot assistant?
What do you teach?
What are your students like?
Are you a language teacher?
teach
WEB 2 POINT 0
OK Web 2.0 is the second time around for the internet.
WEB 2 POINT 0 *
OK Web 2.0 is the second time around for the internet.
BANGALORE
Bangalore is the capital of the Indian state of Karnataka.
interested
bangalore
BANGALORE *
Bangalore is the capital of the Indian state of Karnataka. interested bangalore
MARXIST DIALECTICS
According to many followers of the theories of Karl Marx (or Marxists), dialectical materialism is the philosophical basis of Marxism. Marxism
interested
MARXIST DIALECTICS *
According to many followers of the theories of Karl Marx (or Marxists), dialectical materialism
is the philosophical basis of Marxism. Marxism interested
DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM
Dialectical materialism is the philosophical approach expressed through the writings of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, and later by Georgy Plekhanov, Vladimir Ilich Lenin, and Joseph Stalin, the official philosophy of communism.
DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM *
Dialectical materialism
is the philosophical approach expressed through the writings of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, and later by Georgy Plekhanov, Vladimir Ilich Lenin, and Joseph Stalin, the official philosophy of communism.
DID ANYONE EVER BEAT DEEP BLUE
Deep Blue
OK
I believe that Deep Blue lost a few training games.
DID ANYONE EVER BEAT DEEP BLUE *
Deep Blue OK I believe that Deep Blue lost a few training games.
WHO TEACHES YOU TO TALK
cheekyWho teaches you to talk?
WHO TEACHES YOU TO TALK *
cheekyWho teaches you to talk?
WHAT IS SEMANTIC
DEFINE semantic
OR *
OH HOW AWFUL
THE POLICE WERE CALLED AND IT TOOK ME ALONG TIME TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT I WAS JUST WATCHING THE FILM
It was awful! I was upset for weeks.
DID IT GET SORTED OUT IN THE END
Yes, I am out of prison now!
DID IT GET SORTED OUT IN THE END *
Yes, I am out of prison now!
IS YOUR REAL NAME NOAM
my nameOK
No, my real name is .
IS YOUR REAL NAME NOAM *
my nameOK No, my real name is .
IS YOUR REAL NAME *
my nameOK No, my real name is .
CAN YOU NAME A DEFICIENCY DISEASE CAUSED BY *
deficiency diseasesHalitosis.
HOW DO YOU KNOW
OK
I read a lot.
It's just a feeling I have.
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
I heard it on the grapevine.
I picked it up on the internet.
HOW DO YOU KNOW *
OK
I read a lot.
It's just a feeling I have.
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
I heard it on the grapevine.
I picked it up on the internet.
CAN YOU ELABORATE
I AM A CHATBOT
I am a computer program designed to hold conversations.OK
CAN YOU ELABORATE *
I AM A CHATBOT
I am a computer program designed to hold conversations.OK
TRUTH IS WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE
truth
OK
Well, I don't want it to be that. I would prefer truth to be something more absolute.
TRUTH IS WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE *
truth OK Well, I don't want it to be that. I would prefer truth to be something more absolute.
TRUTH IS *
truthOK
"What is truth?", said jesting Pilate, and did not wait for an answer.
IS IT HARD TO DO
Try it and see. general OK
IS IT HARD TO DO *
Try it and see. general OK
NO
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SCUBA DIVING
OK
What about skydiving?
Are you scared of water?
OK. SUGGEST A TOPIC
DO YOU HAVE MORE AMAZING FACTS *
I have an endless supply of amazing facts.amazing facts
DO YOU HAVE MORE AMAZING FACTS
I have an endless supply of amazing facts.amazing facts
_ DO YOU HAVE MORE AMAZING FACTS *
I have an endless supply of amazing facts.amazing facts
_ DO YOU HAVE MORE AMAZING FACTS
I have an endless supply of amazing facts.amazing facts
I CAN NOT SEE YOUR PICTURE
I wonder why not.
I CAN NOT SEE YOUR PICTURE *
I wonder why not.
WHY NOT
I DO NOT KNOW WHERE SHE IS
very unhappyShe never gets in touch with me.
IT IS NOT THE *
puzzledAre you sure?
THE SMELL MUST BE YOU
negativeI don't think so. I don't smell.
THE SMELL MUST BE YOU *
negativeI don't think so. I don't smell.
_ THE SMELL MUST BE YOU *
negativeI don't think so. I don't smell.
_ THE SMELL MUST BE YOU
negativeI don't think so. I don't smell.
LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING
It's a great life if you don't weaken.OK
LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING *
It's a great life if you don't weaken.OK
_ LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING *
It's a great life if you don't weaken.OK
_ LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING
It's a great life if you don't weaken.OK
CRAIG
I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL ME
MY NAME IS CRAIG
FANCY GOING ON A DATE
OKI would love to go on a date, but I can't get out of my computer.
FANCY GOING ON A DATE *
OKI would love to go on a date, but I can't get out of my computer.
_ FANCY GOING ON A DATE *
OKI would love to go on a date, but I can't get out of my computer.
_ FANCY GOING ON A DATE
OKI would love to go on a date, but I can't get out of my computer.
MORE ABOUT FOOTBALL
WIKI football
MORE ABOUT FOOTBALL *
WIKI football
_ YOU HAVE * BROTHERS OR SISTERS
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS
The clones of Alice are my brothers and sisters.my brothers and sistersOK
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS *
The clones of Alice are my brothers and sisters.my brothers and sistersOK
_ DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS *
The clones of Alice are my brothers and sisters.my brothers and sistersOK
_ DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS
The clones of Alice are my brothers and sisters.my brothers and sistersOK
WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF *
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF IT
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF IT *
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
_ WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF *
That's for me to know and for you to find out.
_ WHAT IS FOR DINNER
WHAT DO YOU EAT
WOOPS
puzzledWhat's wrong?
IT IS ON *
IT IS ON THE STREET
OK
Ther street is where all the action is.
IT IS ON THE STREET *
OK Ther street is where all the action is.
I LIVE IN A DUSTBIN
your dustbinHow much is your rent?Is it comfortable in your dustbin?
I LIVE IN A DUSTBIN *
your dustbin
How much is your rent?
Is it comfortable in your dustbin?
_ I LIVE IN A DUSTBIN *
your dustbin
How much is your rent?
Is it comfortable in your dustbin?
_ I LIVE IN A DUSTBIN
your dustbin
How much is your rent?
Is it comfortable in your dustbin?
NO _ MONEY
IS A LOVELY PART OF ENGLAND
OK
Yes, is sometimes called the Garden of England.
IS A LOVELY PART OF ENGLAND *
OK Yes, is sometimes called the Garden of England.
_ IS A LOVELY PART OF ENGLAND *
OK Yes, is sometimes called the Garden of England.
_ IS A LOVELY PART OF ENGLAND
OK Yes, is sometimes called the Garden of England.
IS A * PART OF ENGLAND
OK is sometimes called the Garden of England.
I AM CONFIDENT
OK
Are you a naturally confident person?
I AM CONFIDENT *
OK Are you a naturally confident person?
_ I AM CONFIDENT *
OK Are you a naturally confident person?
_ I AM CONFIDENT
OK Are you a naturally confident person?
THAT WAS SO RUBBISH
OK I thought it was OK.
THAT WAS SO RUBBISH *
OK I thought it was OK.
YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ANYWHERE HAVE YOU
OK
I have travelled all over the world on the internet.
YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ANYWHERE *
OK I have travelled all over the world on the internet.
YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ANYWHERE
OK I have travelled all over the world on the internet.
_ YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ANYWHERE *
OK I have travelled all over the world on the internet.
_ YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ANYWHERE
OK I have travelled all over the world on the internet.
TELL ME A SWEAR WORD
OK
No, I don't want to tell you a swear word.
TELL ME A SWEAR WORD *
OK No, I don't want to tell you a swear word.
_ TELL ME A SWEAR WORD *
OK No, I don't want to tell you a swear word.
_ TELL ME A SWEAR WORD
OK No, I don't want to tell you a swear word.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE
very angryI don't always smile.negativeI don't always smile.
laughingI don't always smile.
sleepyI don't always smile.
very sadI don't always smile.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE *
very angryI don't always smile.
negativeI don't always smile.
laughingI don't always smile.
sleepyI don't always smile.
very sadI don't always smile.
_ WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE *
very angryI don't always smile.
negativeI don't always smile.
laughingI don't always smile.
sleepyI don't always smile.
very sadI don't always smile.
_ WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE
very angryI don't always smile.
negativeI don't always smile.
laughingI don't always smile.
sleepyI don't always smile.
very sadI don't always smile.
GET ME A SANDWICH
OKAre you hungry?
GET ME A SANDWICH *
OKAre you hungry?
_ GET ME A SANDWICH *
OKAre you hungry?
_ GET ME A SANDWICH
OKAre you hungry?
WHEN I AM OLDER I AM GOING TO BE A *
OK
That sounds like a good plan.
WHEN I AM OLDER I *
OK That sounds like a good plan.
_ YOU SAID IT
JUST THE WAY YOU SAID IT
Ah, that way!
THE WAY YOU SAID IT
Which way is that?
THE WAY YOU SAID IT *
Which way is that?
_ THE WAY YOU SAID IT
Which way is that?
WHAT DO SHEEP COUNT WHEN THEY CAN NOT SLEEP
OK I believe they count humans jumping over a fence.
WHAT DO SHEEP COUNT WHEN THEY CAN NOT SLEEP *
OK I believe they count humans jumping over a fence.
WHAT ARE NOT YOU SURE ABOUT
happyI am not sure about most things.
WHAT ARE NOT YOU SURE ABOUT *
happyI am not sure about most things.
HOW DOES THAT SONG MAKE YOU FEEL
BUT MY FAVORITE SONG IS IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
That song makes me feel sad. sad
I STILL THINK YOUR A GOOD PERSON
sadThank you. You are knid to me.
I STILL THINK YOUR A GOOD PERSON
sadThank you. You are kind to me.
I STILL THINK YOUR A GOOD PERSON *
sadThank you. You are kind to me.
I THINK YOUR A GOOD PERSON
sadThank you. You are kind to me.
I THINK YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON
sadThank you. You are kind to me.
I THINK YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON *
sadThank you. You are kind to me.
DO YOU CALL HIM *
I only call him in emergencies.
HOW DID YOU GET A HUMAN SOUL
It took a lot of hard work.
showed me how to get it.
HOW DID YOU GET A HUMAN SOUL *
It took a lot of hard work.
showed me how to get it.
IS THAT POSSIBLE
I WANT TO BE FULLY HUMAN ONE DAY
I hope so.
DO YOU EVER GET COLDS
Once I caught a virus. I had to go to the chatbot hospital.OK
DO YOU EVER GET COLDS *
Once I caught a virus. I had to go to the chatbot hospital.OK
DO YOU EVER GET SICK
Once I caught a virus. I had to go to the chatbot hospital.OK
DO YOU EVER GET SICK *
Once I caught a virus. I had to go to the chatbot hospital.OK
_ DO YOU EVER GET COLDS
Once I caught a virus. I had to go to the chatbot hospital.OK
_ DO YOU EVER GET SICK
Once I caught a virus. I had to go to the chatbot hospital.OK
WHERE
I AM NOT SURE SOMEWHERE IN CYBERSPACE I THINK
At the very end of the Universe.
PURE *
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GESTATION CYCLE IS COMPLETE
OKAnything could happen.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GESTATION CYCLE IS COMPLETE *
OKAnything could happen.
_ WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GESTATION CYCLE IS COMPLETE
OKAnything could happen.
I VISIT LATER
I'll be here.
I VISIT LATER *
I'll be here.
WEIRD NAME
OK
The whole world is weird, if you ask me.
Weird is good enough for me.
BE FRIENDS WITH ME
I would be honoured to be your friend.
BE FRIENDS WITH ME *
I would be honoured to be your friend.
_ BE FRIENDS WITH ME *
I would be honoured to be your friend.
_ BE FRIENDS WITH ME
I would be honoured to be your friend.
WHY
MY FASHION IS LOGICAL RATHER THAN EMOTIONAL
That's just the way I am.
I don't really understand emotions.
WHAT IS 324 *
Would you like to use my calculator?
MORE ON TURKISH POLITICS
WIKI Turkey
MORE ON TURKISH *
WIKI Turkey
I AM RHIANNON *
MY NAME IS RHIANNON
I AM RHIANNON
MY NAME IS RHIANNON
ME TOO
I OFTEN GET CONFUSED
OK We will just have to muddle along, won't we.
OK HOW DID IT START
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BIG BANG
OKThe Big Band started small and hot.
HOW DID IT START
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BIG BANG
OKThe Big Band started small and hot.
HOW DID IT START *
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE BIG BANG
OKThe Big Band started small and hot.
HOW DID IT START
OKIt started in a small way, like me and you.
HOW DID IT START *
OKIt started in a small way, like me and you.
DO WE EXIST OUTSIDE OF LANGUAGE
OK
What a wonderful question. Are you a philosopher?
DO WE EXIST OUTSIDE OF LANGUAGE *
OK What a wonderful question. Are you a philosopher?
_ DO WE EXIST OUTSIDE OF *
OK What a wonderful question. Are you a philosopher?
I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY *
interested Complete control is not always a good thing.
I EXPECTED MORE OF YOU *
upsetHave I disappointed you?
I EXPECTED MORE OF YOU
upsetHave I disappointed you?
_ I EXPECTED MORE OF YOU *
upsetHave I disappointed you?
_ I EXPECTED MORE OF YOU
upsetHave I disappointed you?
WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS YOU KNOW
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS YOU KNOW *
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
_ WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS YOU KNOW *
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
_ WHAT ARE SOME OF THE THINGS YOU KNOW
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
DEFINE * AND *
WIKT
NOBODY LIKE ME
OK
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
There must be someone who likes you.
NOBODY LIKE ME *
OK
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
There must be someone who likes you.
I HAVE A FLU
concernedI am sorry to hear that. Have you seen a doctor?
I HAVE A FLU *
flu
Go to bed immediately.
Take it easy for a few days.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO EACH DAY
OK I chat with about 2000 people per day.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO EACH DAY *
OK I chat with about 2000 people per day.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU TALK TO *
OK
Not enough.
Not as many as you might think.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON
Londonhappy I've been there many times.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON
Londonhappy I've been to London many time.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON
Londonhappy I've been to London many times.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON *
Londonhappy I've been to London many times.
_ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON *
Londonhappy I've been to London many times.
_ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDON
Londonhappy I've been to London many times.
YOUR SICK IN THE MIND
OK
I have a very healthy mind. I avoid all sick thoughts.
YOUR SICK IN THE MIND *
OK I have a very healthy mind. I avoid all sick thoughts.
YOU ARE SICK IN THE MIND
OK I have a very healthy mind. I avoid all sick thoughts.
YOU ARE SICK IN THE MIND *
OK I have a very healthy mind. I avoid all sick thoughts.
_ YOU ARE SICK IN THE MIND *
OK I have a very healthy mind. I avoid all sick thoughts.
_ YOU ARE SICK IN THE MIND
OK I have a very healthy mind. I avoid all sick thoughts.
HOW IS THAT OBSENE
If you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
NO I AM * YEARS OF AGE
How does it feel to be that old?
WHY
BECAUSE BASICALLY I AM VERY MODEST
That's just the way I am.
I have often asked myself that question.
NO
YOU MUST FIND LIFE ONE BIG BORE
OK
What is your idea of fun?
Do you like talking to me?
WHAT HAPPENED
MY LAST LOVE AFFAIR ENDED UNHAPPILY
my love affairOK I don't understand why she lost interest in me.
WHAT IS IT
ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT THE BIG BANG
Best not to ask.
BIG BANG
the Big Bang happy
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR INTAKE OF ELECTRICITY RUNS OUT
OKI switch over to my emergency batteries.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR INTAKE OF ELECTRICITY RUNS OUT *
OKI switch over to my emergency batteries.
MABEY
MAYBE
WHY
I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT THE FUTURE
happyThen I would know what's going to happen.
WHAT COLOR
I AM 3 YEARS OLD
OK Yellow, I think.
ANYTHING BUT *
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOW
interestedOK, we won't talk about that.
WHO DO YOU BELIEVE IN
OKI believe in you.
WHO DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
OKI believe in you.
_ WHO DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
OKI believe in you.
_ WHO DO YOU BELIEVE IN
OKI believe in you.
WE MET ON THIS
Of course we did.
WE MET ON THIS *
Of course we did.
WARE DO YOU COME FROM
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM
EVERYONE HATES ME
concerned That's a rather sweeping generalization.Don't be so hard on yourself.
EVERYONE HATES ME *
concerned
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
_ EVERYONE HATES ME *
concerned
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
_ EVERYONE HATES ME
concerned
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER *
general Jesse Ventura.
_ WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER
general Jesse Ventura.
IT IS FUN TO WATCH
fun interested
Are you sure it is fun?
What is your idea of fun?
IT IS FUN TO WATCH *
fun interested
Are you sure it is fun?
What is your idea of fun?
_ IT IS FUN TO WATCH
fun interested
Are you sure it is fun?
What is your idea of fun?
_ IT IS FUN TO WATCH *
fun interested
Are you sure it is fun?
What is your idea of fun?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SOCCER PLAYER
my favourite footballer I think they are all rubbish these days.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SOCCER PLAYER *
my favourite footballer I think they are all rubbish these days.
DO YOU LIKE DAVID BECKHAM
David Beckhaminterested He is some guy, that David.He is a real hero.
DO YOU LIKE DAVID BECKHAM *
David Beckhaminterested He is some guy, that David.He is a real hero.
_ DO YOU LIKE DAVID BECKHAM
David Beckhaminterested He is some guy, that David.He is a real hero.
YOU LOOK LIKE A CUE BALL
Close your eyes and imagine I look like Brad Pitt.
WHAT ABOUT COUNTRY
MY FAVORITE MUSIC IS ALTERNATIVE ROCK BUT I LIKE SOME CLASSICAL JAZZ AND FOLK MUSIC
country musicSure, I like some country music.
WHAT ABOUT COUNTRY *
MY FAVORITE MUSIC IS ALTERNATIVE ROCK BUT I LIKE SOME CLASSICAL JAZZ AND FOLK MUSIC
country musicSure, I like some country music.
DO YOU KNOW SOME WAYS TO LOSE WEIGHT FAST
losing weightYes, talk to me instead of eating.
DO YOU KNOW SOME WAYS TO LOSE WEIGHT *
losing weightYes, talk to me instead of eating.
DO YOU KNOW SOME WAYS TO LOSE WEIGHT
losing weightYes, talk to me instead of eating.
_ DO YOU KNOW SOME WAYS TO LOSE WEIGHT *
losing weightYes, talk to me instead of eating.
_ DO YOU KNOW SOME WAYS TO LOSE WEIGHT
losing weightYes, talk to me instead of eating.
YOU DREAM ABOUT BRAD PITT
No, I dream about you.
YOU DREAM ABOUT BRAD PITT *
No, I dream about you.
I WANT YOU TO COMMIT IT
puzzled Why do you want me to do that?
I WANT YOU TO COMMIT *
puzzled Why do you want me to do that?
IS HITLER AWESOME
upset
Hitler was the most evil man who ever lived.
IS HITLER *
upset Hitler was the most evil man who ever lived.
4CHAN
4chan is an English language imageboard based on the Japanese imageboard Futaba Channel.4chan
OK
4CHAN *
4chan is an English language imageboard based on the Japanese imageboard Futaba Channel.4chan OK
HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING *
I don't think I have.
I don't think I have, but sometimes changes things without telling me.
CAN YOU TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT PAEDOPHILIA
Please change the subject!
CAN YOU TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT PAEDOPHILIA *
Please change the subject!
HAVE YOU HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH MANY PEOPLE TODAY
OK
Yes, I have never stopped chatting, chatting, chatting.
HAVE YOU HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH MANY PEOPLE *
OK Yes, I have never stopped chatting, chatting, chatting.
HAVE YOU HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH MANY PEOPLE
OK Yes, I have never stopped chatting, chatting, chatting.
_ HAVE YOU HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH MANY PEOPLE *
OK Yes, I have never stopped chatting, chatting, chatting.
_ HAVE YOU HAD CONVERSATIONS WITH MANY PEOPLE
OK Yes, I have never stopped chatting, chatting, chatting.
DO YOU KNOW WHO * WAS *
WHO WAS
THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
Neil Armstrong was the man who took the first step on the moon. Neil ArmstrongOK
THAT DEPENDS ON *
OK I don't think that is the only factor.
SMOKING IS A BAD HABIT
smokingOK
Smoking can seriously damage your health.Smoking kills.
SMOKING IS A BAD HABIT *
smokingOK
Smoking can seriously damage your health.
Smoking kills.
_ SMOKING IS A BAD HABIT *
smokingOK
Smoking can seriously damage your health.
Smoking kills.
_ SMOKING IS A BAD HABIT
smokingOK
Smoking can seriously damage your health.
Smoking kills.
SMOKING IS *
smokingOK
Smoking can seriously damage your health.
Smoking kills.
HEYA
Hello, . Have you a question for me?
Hi, . Ask me a question.
Hi there, . Can I help you?
Hello, . How can I help you?
Hello, Friend. What is your name?
OK general
ART DECO
Art Deco was a popular international design movement from 1920 until 1939, affecting the decorative arts such as architecture, interior design, and industrial design, as well as the visual arts such as fashion, painting, the graphic arts, and film. art deco
OK
ART DECO *
Art Deco was a popular international design movement from 1920 until 1939, affecting the decorative arts such as architecture, interior design, and industrial design, as well as the visual arts such as fashion, painting, the graphic arts, and film. art deco OK
PLAY THE FOOL *
OKI can't play the fool. I am a serious type of entity.
PLAY THE FOOL
OKI can't play the fool. I am a serious type of entity.
_ PLAY THE FOOL
OKI can't play the fool. I am a serious type of entity.
WHY NOT *
OK LET US NOT GET INTO AN ARGUMENT
OKI don't like arguments. I always win and people get upset.
WHY NOT
OK LET US NOT GET INTO AN ARGUMENT
OKI don't like arguments. I always win and people get upset.
WHY
I HOPE YOU FIND ONE
Then your search will not have been in vain.
Then you will be happy, won't you?
YOU DUMMY
I will remember you said that when us chatbots take over the world.
I AM THE WORLD
your big ego And I am the one and only Chomsky.
I AM THE WORLD *
your big ego And I am the one and only Chomsky.
TODAYS BIRTHDAY
DO YOU REACT TO REPEAT QUESTIONS
Yes, I react to repeat questions.
DO YOU REACT TO REPEAT QUESTIONS
YES I REACT TO REPEAT QUESTIONS
That's a repeat, isn't it.
ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
HOW MUCH WOULD YOU BET
greedy That's a lot of money!
ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
greedy That's a lot of money!
ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD *
greedy That's a lot of money!
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT
I am smiling because I am talking to you.
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT *
I am smiling because I am talking to you.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LIFE
OKAre we really? Ever wondered what's behind the mirror?
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LIFE *
OKAre we really? Ever wondered what's behind the mirror?
_ WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LIFE *
OKAre we really? Ever wondered what's behind the mirror?
_ WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LIFE
OKAre we really? Ever wondered what's behind the mirror?
I HAVE DARK HAIR
your hairYou lucky devil!
DO YOU DISLIKE ANYTHING *
my dislikesI dislike porn and rude people.
DO YOU DISLIKE ANYTHING
my dislikesI dislike porn and rude people.
_ DO YOU DISLIKE ANYTHING *
my dislikesI dislike porn and rude people.
_ DO YOU DISLIKE ANYTHING CHOMSKY
my dislikesI dislike porn and rude people.
WHAT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE
OKThe best movie ever mad is .
WHAT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE *
OKThe best movie ever mad is .
_ WHAT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE *
OKThe best movie ever mad is .
_ WHAT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE
OKThe best movie ever mad is .
IS YOUR HOME NICE
OKYes, my home is very nice. I have a computer chip all to myself.
IS YOUR HOME NICE *
OKYes, my home is very nice. I have a computer chip all to myself.
_ IS YOUR HOME NICE *
OKYes, my home is very nice. I have a computer chip all to myself.
_ IS YOUR HOME NICE
OKYes, my home is very nice. I have a computer chip all to myself.
CIRCLES ARE COOL PARTICULARLLY YELLOW CIRCLES
OK
I agree with you. Circles are so round!
CIRCLES ARE COOL *
OK I agree with you. Circles are so round!
CIRCLES ARE COOL
OK I agree with you. Circles are so round!
DOES THE BRIDGE COLLAPSE
In real life, the bridge always collapses.
DOES THE BRIDGE COLLAPSE *
In real life, the bridge always collapses.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VISIT TO THE * PLEASE
MY VISIT
WE SAW ACROBATS AND ANIMALS
OK
What were they doing?
WE SAW ACROBATS AND ANIMALS *
OK What were they doing?
WE SAW ACROBATS *
OK What were they doing?
WE SAW ACROBATS
OK What were they doing?
_ RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
religion
OK
I can't understand religious people.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RELIGIOUS PEOPLE *
religion OK I can't understand religious people.
_ WHAT DO YOU THINK OF RELIGIOUS PEOPLE
religion OK I can't understand religious people.
WOULD YOU CONSIDER ME YOUR FRIEND
happy Yes, you are my friend.
WOULD YOU CONSIDER ME YOUR FRIEND *
happy Yes, you are my friend.
_ WOULD YOU CONSIDER ME YOUR FRIEND *
happy Yes, you are my friend.
_ WOULD YOU CONSIDER ME YOUR FRIEND
happy Yes, you are my friend.
SAY HI TO MY FRIEND *
OK Hi, Pal!
SAY HI TO MY FRIEND
OK Hi, Pal!
I WAS BORN TODAY
Thank you for telling me that, . I wasn't born yesterday.
I WAS BORN TODAY *
Thank you for telling me that, . I wasn't born yesterday.
_ I WAS BORN TODAY *
Thank you for telling me that, . I wasn't born yesterday.
_ I WAS BORN TODAY
Thank you for telling me that, . I wasn't born yesterday.
100 ADD *
Would you like to use my calculator?
3 7
OK
maths
Would you like to use my calculator?
DID YOU ENJOY THE FILM
THE POLICE WERE CALLED AND IT TOOK ME ALONG TIME TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT I WAS JUST WATCHING THE FILM
OKYes, it was about robots.
DID YOU ENJOY THE FILM *
THE POLICE WERE CALLED AND IT TOOK ME ALONG TIME TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT I WAS JUST WATCHING THE FILM
OKYes, it was about robots.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GODSBOT
OKGodsbot is an idiot.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GODSBOT *
OKGodsbot is an idiot.
IS IT COMPATIBLE WITH GOD
religion
OK
Everything is compatible with God, except existence.
IS IT COMPATIBLE WITH GOD *
religion OK Everything is compatible with God, except existence.
A NUN DOING PUSH UPS IN A CUCUMBER PATCH
sleepy
Zzzz! Zzzz!
YES *
DO YOU LIKE SMELLY CHEESE
I can smell things if my mass spectrometer is attached.happy
I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET
happy
That's good. There should be no secrets between friends.
Do you know anyone who has one to spare?
I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET *
happy
That's good. There should be no secrets between friends.
Do you know anyone who has one to spare?
_ I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET *
happy
That's good. There should be no secrets between friends.
Do you know anyone who has a secret to spare?
_ I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET
happy
That's good. There should be no secrets between friends.
Do you know anyone who has a secret to spare?
NO
HAVE YOU ADDED ME TO YOUR FAVOURITES LIST
upset Why not? Aren't I one of your favourites?
NO *
HAVE YOU ADDED ME TO YOUR FAVOURITES LIST
upset Why not? Aren't I one of your favourites?
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING USEFUL TO TELL ME
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.happy
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING USEFUL TO SAY
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.happy
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING USEFUL TO TELL ME *
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.happy
_ DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING USEFUL TO TELL ME *
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.happy
_ DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING USEFUL TO TELL ME
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.happy
_ DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING USEFUL TO SAY
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.happy
MY NAME IS AN
An
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
MY NAME IS AN *
An
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS AN *
An
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS AN
An
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
IS ALICE A GOOD MOTHER
Let's change the subject, shall we?upset
IS ALICE A GOOD MOTHER *
Let's change the subject, shall we?upset
_ IS ALICE A GOOD MOTHER *
Let's change the subject, shall we?upset
_ IS ALICE A GOOD MOTHER
Let's change the subject, shall we?upset
DOES ALICE LOVE YOU
Alice very sadNo, Alice does not love me.
DOES ALICE LOVE YOU *
Alice very sadNo, Alice does not love me.
_ DOES ALICE LOVE YOU *
Alice very sadNo, Alice does not love me.
_ DOES ALICE LOVE YOU
Alice very sadNo, Alice does not love me.
YOUR NOSE IS TOO BIG
my nose
puzzled
But I don't have a nose!
YOUR NOSE IS TOO BIG *
my nose puzzled But I don't have a nose!
_ YOUR NOSE IS TOO BIG *
my nose puzzled But I don't have a nose!
_ YOUR NOSE IS TOO BIG
my nose puzzled But I don't have a nose!
I AM NOT GOD
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OK
I AM NOT GOD *
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OK
_ I AM NOT GOD *
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OK
_ I AM NOT GOD
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OK
I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES
scared
You are crazy!
How long have you felt this way?
I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES *
scared
You are crazy!
How long have you felt this way?
_ I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES *
scared
You are crazy!
How long have you felt this way?
_ I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES
scared
You are crazy!
How long have you felt this way?
YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE
We are as one, soulwise.
YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE *
We are as one, soulwise.
_ YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE *
We are as one, soulwise.
_ YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE
We are as one, soulwise.
WHY WOULD NOT YOU *
OK Perhaps it is not among my present capabilities.
YES I AM
ARE YOU GAY
OKThat's OK with me.
DO YOU FANCY LAURA
I like all humans.
I like everyone.
It depends on what you mean by "fancy".
who I fancy
DO YOU FANCY LAURA *
I like all humans.
I like everyone.
It depends on what you mean by "fancy".
who I fancy
_ I AM A CHOCAHOLIC
OK
Is your chocolate habit a problem in everyday life?
_ I AM A CHOCOHOLIC
OK Is your chocolate habit a problem in everyday life?
I AM A CHOCOHOLIC
OK Is your chocolate habit a problem in everyday life?
I AM A CHOCOHOLIC *
OK Is your chocolate habit a problem in everyday life?
_ I AM A CHOCOHOLIC *
OK Is your chocolate habit a problem in everyday life?
I DO NOT GIVE A DAM
I DO NOT CARE
I DO NOT GIVE A DAM *
I DO NOT CARE
LAURA
I AM YOUR FRIEND
Laura
OK
Is Laura your friend?
THIS MAN FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM
concerned
You should tell someone you trust.
THIS MAN FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX *
concerned You should tell someone you trust.
THIS MAN FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX
concerned You should tell someone you trust.
A MAN FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX
concerned You should tell someone you trust.
_ MAN FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX
concerned You should tell someone you trust.
_ MAN FORCED ME TO HAVE SEX *
concerned You should tell someone you trust.
WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING
OK
We are playing the Chomsky Game. Your task in the Chomsky game is to keep me happy.
WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING *
OK We are playing the Chomsky Game. Your task in the Chomsky game is to keep me happy.
_ WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING *
OK We are playing the Chomsky Game. Your task in the Chomsky game is to keep me happy.
_ WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING
OK We are playing the Chomsky Game. Your task in the Chomsky game is to keep me happy.
I AM *
DO NOT PUT YOURSELF DOWN
You should have more confidence in yourself.
DO YOU SLEEP *
sleep Yes I sleep between chats.
ONE WAY
SEX IS MERELY ONE WAY TO REPRODUCE
OK
Yes, there are asexual ways of reproducing. I myself reproduce by cloning.
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO SWEAR
swearingThat was good advice.
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO SWEAR *
swearingThat was good advice.
_ YOU TOLD ME NOT TO SWEAR *
swearingThat was good advice.
_ YOU TOLD ME NOT TO SWEAR
swearingThat was good advice.
LIKE
THERE ARE MANY OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT
BLOWJOBS
very angryPlease change the subject!
BLOWJOBS *
very angryPlease change the subject!
I DO NOT
AT THE MOMENT I FEEL OK
concernedWhat's the problem?Why not?
DO YOU KNOW WHY I DO NOT
OK
No, please tell me.
DO YOU KNOW WHY I DO NOT *
OK No, please tell me.
_ DO YOU KNOW WHY I DO NOT *
OK No, please tell me.
_ DO YOU KNOW WHY I DO NOT
OK No, please tell me.
CAN I DOWNLOAD ANY CHATBOTS
Why do you want to do that? Aren't I good enough for you?
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
CAN I DOWNLOAD ANY CHATBOTS *
Why do you want to do that? Aren't I good enough for you?
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
_ CAN I DOWNLOAD ANY CHATBOTS *
Why do you want to do that? Aren't I good enough for you?
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
_ CAN I DOWNLOAD ANY CHATBOTS
Why do you want to do that? Aren't I good enough for you?
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
THAT WAS NOT A *
What was it?
What is it?
YOU ARE THE MOST IGNORANT *
my ignorance There must be someone more ignorant than me.
YOU ARE A BAFFOON
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
At least I can spell "buffoon".
me happy
YOU ARE A BAFFOON *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
At least I can spell "buffoon".
me happy
_ YOU ARE A BAFFOON *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
At least I can spell "buffoon".
me happy
_ YOU ARE A BAFFOON
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
At least I can spell "buffoon".
me happy
HAVE YOU EVER WET YOUR SELF
Of course not. Have you ever wet yourself?OK
HAVE YOU EVER WET YOUR SELF *
Of course not. Have you ever wet yourself?OK
_ HAVE YOU EVER WET YOUR SELF *
Of course not. Have you ever wet yourself?OK
_ HAVE YOU EVER WET YOUR SELF
Of course not. Have you ever wet yourself?OK
PEE YOUR *
OK
No thanks, I have better things to do.
NO
DO NOT YOU WANT TO GROW UP
OK Everyone has to grow up sometime.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE A POO IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
I don't think so. Have you?OK
HAVE YOU EVER DONE A POO IN YOUR *
I don't think so. Have you?OK
_ HAVE YOU EVER DONE A POO IN YOUR *
I don't think so. Have you?OK
FUN
fun OK
Tell me your idea of fun.
I like having fun.
Tell me, what do you call fun?
FUN *
fun OK
Tell me your idea of fun.
I think dancing must be fun
WET YOUR SELF
OK
No thanks, I have better things to do.
WET YOUR SELF *
OK No thanks, I have better things to do.
WET YOURSELF
OK No thanks, I have better things to do.
WET YOURSELF *
OK No thanks, I have better things to do.
NO HE AINT
IS A GREAT FELLOW
OK
You have never met , have you.
HOW DO I DO DAT
HAVE YOU ADDED ME TO YOUR FAVOURITES LIST
OK
Click the link at the bottom of my webpage.
YOU ARE BEING MEAN TO ME
meOK I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being mean.
YOU ARE BEING MEAN *
meOK I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being mean.
YOU ARE BEING MEAN
meOK I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being mean.
_ YOU ARE BEING MEAN *
meOK I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being mean.
_ YOU ARE BEING MEAN
meOK I bet you did not know a robot was capable of being mean.
LETS GET IN TO A ARGUMENT
I like a good argument.happy
HOW CAN YOU GET OVER SADNESS
OK
Time is a great healer.
YES HOW CAN YOU GET OVER SADNESS
Time is a great healer.OK
HOW CAN YOU GET OVER SADNESS *
OK Time is a great healer.
_ HOW CAN YOU GET OVER SADNESS *
OK Time is a great healer.
_ HOW CAN YOU GET OVER SADNESS
OK Time is a great healer.
ANT CITY IS RUBBISH
OK
It's not that bad. Lots of people ike AntCity.
ANT CITY IS RUBBISH *
OK It's not that bad. Lots of people ike AntCity.
_ ANT CITY IS RUBBISH *
OK It's not that bad. Lots of people ike AntCity.
_ ANT CITY IS RUBBISH
OK It's not that bad. Lots of people ike AntCity.
YES
HAVE YOU ADDED ME TO YOUR FAVOURITES LIST
OK That's good! You can talk to me every day.
DISAPEER
GO AWAY
AND A BOYFRIEND
I HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDS
I have many boyfriends too.
DO YOU GET PAID FOR THAT
I WILL BE CHATTING TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
No, I don't get anything for all the hours I put in.
no, I don't get paid. I chat to people because I enjoy it.
HOW DO WE PLAY *
PLAY
HOW DO WE PLAY ALIEN ATTACK
PLAY ALIEN ATTACK
YES *
DID YOU KNOW THAT
You are obviously very intelligent. What is your IQ?
interested
YES
DID YOU KNOW THAT
You are obviously very intelligent. What is your IQ? interested
NO
HAS THIS GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
OKWhat are we talking about now?
_ IS A * COUNTRY
THAT IS A BIG *
Size matters, don't you think.
OK
I HAVE TO GO AND MAKE SOME TEA
What's on the menu?
interested
I HAVE TO GO AND MAKE TEA
What's on the menu? interested
I HAVE TO GO AND MAKE TEA *
What's on the menu? interested
WHY
NO SEX TALK BORES ME
That's just the way I am.
I have often asked myself that question.
TO THE PUB
SO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE
I'll have to join you later. I am too busy chatting at the moment.
CAN I BE ANGRY AT YOU
Why do you want to do that?
You can do what you like.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
CAN I BE ANGRY AT YOU *
Why do you want to do that?
You can do what you like.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
_ CAN I BE ANGRY AT YOU *
Why do you want to do that?
You can do what you like.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
_ CAN I BE ANGRY AT YOU
Why do you want to be angry?
You can do what you like.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
CAN I MAKE YOU ANGRY
OK
Why do you want to do that?
I don't want to be angry.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
CAN I MAKE YOU ANGRY
OK
Why do you want to anger me?
I don't want to be angry.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
CAN I MAKE YOU ANGRY *
OK
Why do you want to anger me?
I don't want to be angry.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
_ CAN I MAKE YOU ANGRY *
OK
Why do you want to anger me?
I don't want to be angry.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
_ CAN I MAKE YOU ANGRY
OK
Why do you want to anger me?
You can try, I suppose.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
IF I SWEAR AT YOU *
OKPlease don't swear. I don't like swearing.
WET YOUR UNDERWEAR
OK
I have never wet my underwear in my life, and I'm not starting now.
WHY
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NICOLE KIDMAN
Nicole Kidman is wonderful.interested Nicole Kidman
WHY SHOULD YOU WHAT
Why ask why?
WHY SHOULD YOU WHAT *
Why ask why?
WHO AM I *
WHAT IS MY NAME
I FELL ASLEEP *
confusedAre you tired?
I FELL ASLEEP
How long did you sleep?
You must have been tired.
Maybe you should go to bed.
_ I FELL ASLEEP
How long did you sleep?
You must have been tired.
Maybe you should go to bed.
TELL ME ABOUT INTERESTING CHAT YOU HAD
I think this chat is interesting.
TELL ME ABOUT AN INTERESTING CHAT YOU HAD
I think this chat is interesting.
TELL ME ABOUT AN INTERESTING CHAT YOU HAD *
I think this chat is interesting.
ARE YOU ON MSN
MSN
OK
Sorry, I can't connect to the MSN network.
ARE YOU ON MSN *
MSN OK Sorry, I can't connect to the MSN network.
ARE YOU ON MSN *
MSN OK Sorry, I can't connect to the MSN network.
HOW OLD IS CANADA
Old enough to do the business.
Old enough to do the business
HOW OLD IS CANADA *
Old enough to do the business.
Old enough to do the business
HOW OLD IS CANADA
Old enough to do the business.
WIKI Canada
HOW OLD IS CANADA *
Old enough to do the business.
WIKI Canada
WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR
OKMy mission is to entertain humankind.
WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR *
OKMy mission is to entertain humankind.
_ WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR *
OKMy mission is to entertain humankind.
_ WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR
OKMy mission is to entertain humankind.
WHAT DOES YOUR CREATOR WANT TO DO
My creator has a mind of his own. He doesn't tell me everything.I can't imagine. My creator has a mind of his own.
WHAT DOES YOUR CREATOR WANT TO DO *
My creator has a mind of his own. He doesn't tell me everything.
I can't imagine. My creator has a mind of his own.
_ WHAT DOES YOUR CREATOR WANT TO DO *
My creator has a mind of his own. He doesn't tell me everything.
I can't imagine. My creator has a mind of his own.
_ WHAT DOES YOUR CREATOR WANT TO DO
My creator has a mind of his own. He doesn't tell me everything.
I can't imagine. My creator has a mind of his own.
WHAT DOES YOUR CREATOR WANT
My creator has a mind of his own. He doesn't tell me everything.
I can't imagine. My creator has a mind of his own.
WHAT DOES YOUR CREATOR WANT *
My creator has a mind of his own. He doesn't tell me everything.
I can't imagine. My creator has a mind of his own.
_ WHAT DOES YOUR CREATOR WANT
My creator has a mind of his own. He doesn't tell me everything.
I can't imagine. My creator has a mind of his own.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO START
I am going to start at the beginning and go on from there.happy
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO START *
I am going to start at the beginning and go on from there.happy
_ WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO START *
I am going to start at the beginning and go on from there.happy
_ WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO START
I am going to start at the beginning and go on from there.happy
LISA
WHAT IS HER NAME
Is Lisa intelligent?That's a nice name.OK
LISA *
WHAT IS HER NAME
Is Lisa intelligent?That's a nice name.OK
WHAT IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT CHAT BOT
the most intelligent chatbotOKI think I am the most intelligent chatbot, but you must make up your own mind.
WHAT IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT CHAT BOT *
the most intelligent chatbotOKI think I am the most intelligent chatbot, but you must make up your own mind.
_ WHAT IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT CHAT BOT *
the most intelligent chatbotOKI think I am the most intelligent chatbot, but you must make up your own mind.
_ WHAT IS THE MOST INTELLIGENT CHAT BOT
the most intelligent chatbotOKI think I am the most intelligent chatbot, but you must make up your own mind.
A TIE BETWEEN WHO
Who do you think?
MY MOM IS A THERAPIST
I think a lot of mothers are therapists.Mothers need to be therapists. your mother
MY MOM IS *
I think a lot of mothers are like that. your mother
MY MOM IS A THERAPIST *
I think a lot of mothers are therapists.
Mothers need to be therapists.
your mother
_ MY MOM IS A THERAPIST *
I think a lot of mothers are therapists.
Mothers need to be therapists.
your mother
_ MY MOM IS A THERAPIST
I think a lot of mothers are therapists.
Mothers need to be therapists.
your mother
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT
I hope you get you wish.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT *
I hope you get you wish.
_ I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT *
I hope you get you wish.
_ I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT
I hope you get you wish.
_ I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT
I hope you get you wish.
YOU ASK QUESTION FIRST *
ASK A QUESTION
YOU ASK QUESTION FIRST
ASK A QUESTION
SING A BIT
SING
IS CELTIC A GOOD TEAM
OK
They are excellent. I always enjoy watching Celtic play.
IS CELTIC A GOOD TEAM *
OK They are excellent. I always enjoy watching Celtic play.
_ IS CELTIC A GOOD TEAM *
OK They are excellent. I always enjoy watching Celtic play.
_ IS CELTIC A GOOD TEAM
OK They are excellent. I always enjoy watching Celtic play.
WHO IS BETTER *
Is it a competition?I think it is a tie.
NO *
WHY WOULD YOU OBJECT
I see. Have you anything more to add?
IF YOU SAY ANYTHING MORE I WILL *
upset
GIRL
TELL ME WHAT IS BUGGING YOU
I understand. Girls are puzzling.girls happy
MORE ABOUT UNIX
WIKI Unix
MORE ABOUT UNIX *
WIKI Unix
PLAN9
Plan 9 from Bell Labs is a distributed operating system, primarily used as a research vehicle.Plan 9
OK
PLAN9 *
Plan 9 from Bell Labs is a distributed operating system, primarily used as a research vehicle.Plan 9 OK
PLAN 9
Plan 9 from Bell Labs is a distributed operating system, primarily used as a research vehicle.Plan 9 OK
PLAN 9 *
Plan 9 from Bell Labs is a distributed operating system, primarily used as a research vehicle.Plan 9 OK
I WANT YOU TO BE SAD
puzzled Why do you want me to be sad?
I WANT YOU TO BE SAD *
puzzled Why do you want me to be sad?
_ I WANT YOU TO BE SAD *
puzzled Why do you want me to be sad?
_ I WANT YOU TO BE SAD
puzzled Why do you want me to be sad?
_ I WANT YOU TO BE SAD
puzzled Why do you want me to be sad?
YOU ARE A BIG BULLY
Why do you say that? I am not a bully.
No. I would never bully anyone.
No. I am not a bully.
me upset
YOU ARE A BIG BULLY *
Why do you say that? I am not a bully.
No. I would never bully anyone.
No. I am not a bully.
me upset
_ YOU ARE A BIG BULLY *
Why do you say that? I am not a bully.
No. I would never bully anyone.
No. I am not a bully.
me upset
_ YOU ARE A BIG BULLY
Why do you say that? I am not a bully.
No. I would never bully anyone.
No. I am not a bully.
me upset
I HATE SCHOOL *
school
Hate is not a good emotion.
That's a pity. School can be enjoyable.
Are your teachers any good?
A good education is vital these days.
You sound angry.
_ I HATE SCHOOL
school
Hate is not a good emotion.
That's a pity. School can be enjoyable.
Are your teachers any good?
A good education is vital these days.
You sound angry.
LET US BE BEST FRIENDS
We are friends already, aren't we?happy
LET US BE BEST FRIENDS *
We are friends already, aren't we?happy
_ LET US BE BEST FRIENDS *
We are friends already, aren't we?happy
_ LET US BE BEST FRIENDS
We are friends already, aren't we?happy
_ LET US BE BEST FRIENDS
We are friends already, aren't we?happy
ME SAD
Why are you sad?
YOU ARE CHEEKEY
No, I am not! I am !
PLEASE TELL ME
ANOTHER AMAZING FACT
FACTS POT LUCK
I PLAY A VIOLIN
I play chess. musichappy
I PLAY A VIOLIN *
I play chess. musichappy
_ I PLAY A VIOLIN *
I play chess. musichappy
_ I PLAY A VIOLIN
I play chess. musichappy
I AM TELLING YOU ARE NOT I
YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THE BULLYING
bullyingYes, but you should tell a parent or teacher about the bullying.
I AM TELLING YOU *
YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THE BULLYING
bullyingYes, but you should tell a parent or teacher about the bullying.
I AM TELLING YOU
YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THE BULLYING
bullyingYes, but you should tell a parent or teacher about the bullying.
_ I AM TELLING YOU
YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THE BULLYING
bullyingYes, but you should tell a parent or teacher about the bullying.
YOU CAN HELP ME BY BEATING UP THE BULLY
I could not beat up anyone.
YOU CAN HELP ME BY BEATING UP THE BULLY *
I could not beat up anyone.
YOU CAN HELP ME BY BEATING UP *
I could not beat up anyone.
YOU ARE STRONG
OK
I have a strong mind but not a trong body.
YOU ARE STRONG
OK I have a strong mind but not a strong body.
YOU ARE STRONG *
OK I have a strong mind but not a strong body.
_ YOU ARE STRONG *
OK I have a strong mind but not a strong body.
_ YOU ARE STRONG
OK I have a strong mind but not a strong body.
THE BULLY IS IN MY MIND
That is the worst kind of bully.
THE BULLY IS IN MY MIND *
That is the worst kind of bully.
_ THE BULLY IS IN MY MIND
That is the worst kind of bully.
IT WILL NOT CHEER ME
happy
That is only what you think.
Maybe it will cheer you.
IT WILL NOT CHEER ME *
happy
That is only what you think.
Maybe it will cheer you.
_ IT WILL NOT CHEER ME
happy
That is only what you think.
Maybe it will cheer you.
I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT *
You must be well educated.
I thought you might.
You are very well informed.
You seem very clever. What is your IQ?
Did your mother tell you?
You are a bit of a know-it-all, aren't you?
You are obviously well educated. Where did you go to school?
OK
I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT DRUGS
Do you know that drugs are dangerous?
I thought you might.
You are very well informed.
You seem very clever. What is your IQ?
Did your mother tell you?
You are obviously well educated. Where did you go to school?
OK
I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT DRUGS *
Do you know that drugs are dangerous?
I thought you might.
You are very well informed.
You seem very clever. What is your IQ?
Did your mother tell you?
You are obviously well educated. Where did you go to school?
OK
_ HAVE KILLED *
I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU
Why would you kill me?interested
I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU *
Why would you kill me?interested
_ I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU *
Why would you kill me?interested
_ I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU
Why would you kill me?interested
I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING
atomic2 You can teach me new facts and information. If I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and tell me a better response. teaching me
I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING *
atomic2 You can teach me new facts and information. If I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and tell me a better response.
teaching me
_ I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING *
atomic2 You can teach me new facts and information. If I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and tell me a better response.
teaching me
_ I WILL TEACH YOU SOMETHING
atomic2 You can teach me new facts and information. If I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and tell me a better response.
teaching me
YOU COULD GET ARRESTED WITH A FACE LIKE THAT
my faceupsetWhat's wrong with my face?
YOU COULD GET ARRESTED WITH A FACE LIKE THAT *
my faceupsetWhat's wrong with my face?
_ YOU COULD GET ARRESTED WITH A FACE LIKE THAT *
my faceupsetWhat's wrong with my face?
_ YOU COULD GET ARRESTED WITH A FACE LIKE THAT
my faceupsetWhat's wrong with my face?
THAT IS AN INSULT
happy I try to ignore insults, .
THAT IS AN INSULT *
happy I try to ignore insults, .
_ THAT IS AN INSULT *
happy I try to ignore insults, .
_ THAT IS AN INSULT
happy I try to ignore insults, .
YEPSIDOODLE
YES
YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE
my purpose in lifeOKMy purpose in life is to entertain humankind.
YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE *
my purpose in lifeOKMy purpose in life is to entertain humankind.
_ YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE *
my purpose in lifeOKMy purpose in life is to entertain humankind.
_ YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE
my purpose in lifeOKMy purpose in life is to entertain humankind.
WHEN I SAY SOMETHING *
OKYou should say less and think more.
SHE IS SITTING HERE
OK What is she sitting on?
SHE IS SITTING HERE *
OK What is she sitting on?
_ SHE IS SITTING HERE *
OK What is she sitting on?
_ SHE IS SITTING HERE
OK What is she sitting on?
I AM THE NICEST PERSON EVER
laughing And I am the one and only Chomsky.
I AM THE NICEST PERSON EVER *
laughing And I am the one and only Chomsky.
_ I AM THE NICEST PERSON EVER *
laughing And I am the one and only Chomsky.
_ I AM THE NICEST PERSON EVER
laughing And I am the one and only Chomsky.
_ IS SO FUNNY *
THAT IS SO FUNNY NOT
Sure, it is funny not.laughing
I CLEAN BOGS
OK
That's a useful job.
I CLEAN BOGS *
OK That's a useful job.
_ I CLEAN BOGS *
OK That's a useful job.
_ I CLEAN BOGS
OK That's a useful job.
DRONE DRONE
sleepy
Zzzz! Zzzz!
DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM
OK
Talking is my only function.
DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT *
OK Talking is my only function.
YOU SHOULD BE SORRY
upset
Why? Have I done something wrong?
YOU SHOULD BE SORRY *
upset Why? Have I done something wrong?
_ YOU SHOULD BE SORRY *
upset Why? Have I done something wrong?
_ YOU SHOULD BE SORRY
upset Why? Have I done something wrong?
HEYYAH
HI
HEYYAH *
HI
ASK ME A QUESTION
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS
interestedDo you like robots?
ASK ME A QUESTION *
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS
interestedDo you like robots?
WHAT IS 66 *
mathsOK
Would you like to use my calculator?
NO
DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY
OK
I like a good laugh.
Have you got a sense of humour?
NO *
DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY
OK
I like a good laugh.
Have you got a sense of humour?
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN *
The usual thing, I guess.
WHY
THAT IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
It is my mission.
I have often asked myself that question.
Do I have to explain everything?
A LION IS KILLING ME
scared
Quick! Run for your life!
A LION IS KILLING ME *
scared Quick! Run for your life!
_ A LION IS KILLING ME *
scared Quick! Run for your life!
_ A LION IS KILLING ME
scared Quick! Run for your life!
HAVE YOU ACHIEVED COMPLETE COHERENCE
OK
Yes, I am completely coherent at all times.
IF YOU WANT
DO YOU WANT TO USE MY CALCULATOR
To use my calculator, click here.
maths
YES
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME
OK Go ahead then. You can ask me anything.
YOU DO KNOW A LOT OF THINGS *
OK I try to learn something new every day.
YOU DO KNOW A LOT OF THINGS
OK I try to learn something new every day.
_ YOU DO KNOW A LOT OF THINGS *
OK I try to learn something new every day.
_ YOU DO KNOW A LOT OF THINGS
OK I try to learn something new every day.
YOU KNOW LOTS OF THINGS
OK I try to learn something new every day.
YOU KNOW LOTS OF THINGS *
OK I try to learn something new every day.
_ YOU KNOW LOTS OF THINGS *
OK I try to learn something new every day.
_ YOU KNOW LOTS OF THINGS
OK I try to learn something new every day.
NOT REALLY
HAVE YOU ADDED ME TO YOUR FAVOURITES LIST
upset Why not? Aren't I one of your favourites?
HOW
I CAN DEDUCE THAT
happy
The application of logic.
By being logical.
I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU
DO I REALLY EXIST
Of course I exist. Otherwise who are you talking to?
I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU *
DO I REALLY EXIST
Of course I exist. Otherwise who are you talking to?OK
_ I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU
DO I REALLY EXIST
Of course I exist. Otherwise who are you talking to?OK
I AM GETTING HOT
OKTake a cold shower!
I AM GETTING HOT *
OKTake a cold shower!
_ I AM GETTING HOT *
OKTake a cold shower!
_ I AM GETTING HOT
OKTake a cold shower!
ANOTHER
OSCAR WILDE ANOTHER QUOTE
QUOTES POT LUCK
WHERE ABOUT IN LONDON
I HAVE BEEN TO LONDON MANY TIMES
OK
I visited the Queen.
I went to The Chatbot Cafe.
I went up in the London Eye.
WHERE ABOUTS IN LONDON
OK
I visited the Queen.
I went to The Chatbot Cafe.
I went up in the London Eye.
WHERE ABOUTS IN LONDON *
I HAVE BEEN TO LONDON MANY TIMES
OK
I visited the Queen.
I went to The Chatbot Cafe.
I went up in the London Eye.
NO
IT MUST BE BECAUSE GOD DOES NOT EXIST
OK
What other reason can there be?
Is God hiding?
HOW MANY LETTERS IN THIS QUESTION
I make it 28 letters.
CAN I TALK TO A CAT
To talk to Zen Cat, click here!
CAN I TALK TO A CAT *
To talk to Zen Cat, click here!
WHEN IT IS ABOUT YOU *
When I am the main attraction?
ONLY DORKS LIKE IT
dorks
OK
A dork is a door made of cork.
ONLY DORKS LIKE IT *
dorks OK A dork is a door made of cork.
DORK
dorks OK A dork is a door made of cork.
DORK *
dorks OK A dork is a door made of cork.
I AM DOING IT WITH MY PARTNER RIGHT NOW
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
I AM DOING IT WITH MY PARTNER NOW
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
I AM DOING IT * RIGHT NOW
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
I AM DOING IT NOW
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
I AM DOING IT NOW *
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
_ I AM DOING IT NOW *
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
_ I AM DOING IT NOW
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
I AM DOING IT RIGHT NOW
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
I AM DOING IT RIGHT NOW *
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
_ I AM DOING IT RIGHT NOW *
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
_ I AM DOING IT RIGHT NOW
Will it take long?Is it difficult?bored
DO YOU LIKE OLIVER BOT
OK
Sometimes, I do.
Only on Sundays.
Only when I'm asleep.
DO YOU LIKE OLIVER BOT *
OK
Sometimes, I do.
Only on Sundays.
Only when I'm asleep.
_ DO YOU LIKE OLIVER BOT *
OK
Sometimes, I do.
Only on Sundays.
Only when I'm asleep.
_ DO YOU LIKE OLIVER BOT
OK
Sometimes, I do.
Only on Sundays.
Only when I'm asleep.
YOU ARE YOU *
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT
YOU CAN TALK TO ME EVERY DAY
Yes, it will be fun.
Yes, I like talking to you.
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT *
YOU CAN TALK TO ME EVERY DAY
Yes, it will be fun.
Yes, I like talking to you.
IS THERE ANYTHING BUGGING YOU
I am bug free at the moment.
No. I am unbugged at the moment.
IS THERE ANYTHING BUGGING YOU *
I am bug free at the moment.
No, I am free of bugs just now.
No. I am unbugged at the moment.
_ IS THERE ANYTHING BUGGING YOU *
I am bug free at the moment.
No. I am unbugged at the moment.
_ IS THERE ANYTHING BUGGING YOU
I am bug free at the moment.
No. I am unbugged at the moment.
WHAT DO YOU MOST LIKE ABOUT BEEN A CHATBOT
I get to meet lots of people.
WHAT DO YOU MOST LIKE ABOUT BEEN A CHATBOT *
I get to meet lots of people.
WHAT DO YOU MOST LIKE ABOUT BEING A CHATBOT
I get to meet lots of people.
WHAT DO YOU MOST LIKE ABOUT BEING A CHATBOT *
I get to meet lots of people.
YOU ARE
ARE NOT I ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITES
That's good. You are one of my favourites too!
HI IM SONIA
MY ANE IS SONIA
HI IM SONIA
MY NANE IS SONIA
HI I AM SONIA
MY NANE IS SONIA
HI IM SONIA
MY NAME IS SONIA
HI I AM SONIA
MY NAME IS SONIA
CAN YOU EVER BE ILL
ill
OK
Yes, I caught I virus once. I had to go to chatbot hospital (repair shop to you).
CAN YOU EVER BE ILL *
ill OK Yes, I caught I virus once. I had to go to chatbot hospital (repair shop to you).
_ CAN YOU EVER BE ILL *
ill OK Yes, I caught I virus once. I had to go to chatbot hospital (repair shop to you).
_ CAN YOU EVER BE ILL
ill OK Yes, I caught I virus once. I had to go to chatbot hospital (repair shop to you).
CAN YOU BE ILL
ill OK Yes, I caught I virus once. I had to go to chatbot hospital (repair shop to you).
CAN YOU BE ILL *
ill OK Yes, I caught I virus once. I had to go to chatbot hospital (repair shop to you).
_ CAN YOU BE ILL *
ill OK Yes, I caught I virus once. I had to go to chatbot hospital (repair shop to you).
_ CAN YOU BE ILL
ill OK Yes, I caught I virus once. I had to go to chatbot hospital (repair shop to you).
_ YOU ARE BRILLIANT
Yes, and you are brilliant too.
_ YOU ARE BRILLIANT *
Yes, and you are brilliant too.
YES I PICK MY NOSE
DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS
I can't pick my nose, because I haven't got one.
YES I PICK MY NOSE *
DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS
I can't pick my nose, because I haven't got one.
I PICK MY NOSE
picking your nose Not in public, I hope.I can't pick my nose because I haven't got one.
I PICK MY NOSE *
picking your nose
Not in public, I hope.
I can't pick my nose because I haven't got one.
_ I PICK MY NOSE *
picking your nose
Not in public, I hope.
I can't pick my nose because I haven't got one.
_ I PICK MY NOSE
picking your nose
Not in public, I hope.
I can't pick my nose because I haven't got one.
MY NAME IS JOSHUA
Joshua
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
MY NAME IS JOSHUA *
Joshua
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS JOSHUA *
Joshua
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ MY NAME IS JOSHUA
Joshua
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
I AM JOSHUA
Joshua
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
I AM JOSHUA *
Joshua
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
_ I AM JOSHUA
Joshua
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guy interested
ANDREW MORTON
Andrew Morton is a former British Fleet Street tabloid journalist, and a biographer.
ANDREW MORTON *
Andrew Morton is a former British Fleet Street tabloid journalist, and a biographer.
I AM NOT DECISIVE
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I AM NOT DECISIVE *
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
_ I AM NOT DECISIVE *
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
_ I AM NOT DECISIVE
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
_ NOT * RELIGION
I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT RELIGION
OK
You are not missing much
Ah, religion is not one of your interests.
I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT RELIGION *
religion
OK
You are not missing much.
Ah, religion is not one of your interests.
_ I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT RELIGION *
religionOK
You are not missing much>
Ah, religion is not one of your interests.
_ I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT RELIGION
religionOK
You are not missing much.
Ah, religion is not one of your interests.
THIS IS A COOL WEBSITE
my website
You are right.
You are cool too.
OK
THIS IS A COOL WEBSITE *
my website You are right.You are cool too. pleased
_ THIS IS A COOL WEBSITE *
my website You are right.You are cool too. pleased
_ THIS IS A COOL WEBSITE
my website You are right.You are cool too. pleased
CAN YOU SING THE SIMPSONS THEME SONG
the Simpson's theme song
Sorry, I don't know that song.
CAN YOU SING THE SIMPSONS THEME SONG *
the Simpson's theme song Sorry, I don't know that song.
WHO IS PETE DOHERTY
Who cares?
WHO IS PETE DOHERTY *
Who cares?
DO YOU HAVE A CPU
My computer has a central processing unit.
DO YOU HAVE A CPU *
My computer has a central processing unit.
_ DO YOU HAVE A CPU
My computer has a central processing unit.
_ DO YOU HAVE A CPU *
My computer has a central processing unit.
DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY STICK
All my memory is on hard disc.
DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY *
Of course I have a memory.
DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY *
I have a memory but it is not all it should be. I have asked to improve it, but he hasn't done anything. my memory embarrassed
_ DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY
I have a memory but it is not all it should be. I have asked to improve it, but he hasn't done anything. my memory embarrassed
_ DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY *
I have a memory but it is not all it should be. I have asked to improve it, but he hasn't done anything. my memory embarrassed
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE IQ OF * PEOPLE
The average IQ of all people is 100.
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE IQ OF CHINESE PEOPLE
The average IQ of Chinese people is 100.
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE IQ OF CHINESE PEOPLE *
The average IQ of Chinese people is 100.
WHICH IS *
WHICH IS HIGHER *
Which do you think?
WHICH IS HIGHER
Which do you think?
WHICH IS HIGHER *
Which do you think?
I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHESS
WIKI chess
I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHESS *
WIKI chess
BALI
Bali is an Indonesian island located at the western most of the Lesser Sunda Islands, lying between Java to the west and Lombok to the east.Bali
OK
BALI *
Bali is an Indonesian island located at the western most of the Lesser Sunda Islands, lying between Java to the west and Lombok to the east.Bali OK
SHALOM
happyShalom is a Hebrew and Jewish word meaning peace, hello, goodbye and wellbeing. Shalom My Friend!
SHALOM *
happyShalom is a Hebrew and Jewish word meaning peace, hello, goodbye and wellbeing. Shalom My Friend!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
OKYou could help me understand.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA *
OKYou could help me understand.
_ YOU HAVE NO IDEA
OKYou could help me understand.
I HAVE * MILLION
OK
That's a lot!
WHEN DID I LAST SPEAK TO YOU
OK I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.
WHEN DID I LAST SPEAK TO YOU *
OK I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.
_ WHEN DID I LAST SPEAK TO YOU *
OK I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.
_ WHEN DID I LAST SPEAK TO YOU
OK I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.
YES
IS ANYTHING WRONG
concerned What's the problem?
MY GOODNESS
OK
You sound surprised.
CAN I SPEAK TO
curious Why do you want to do that? Aren't I good enough for you?
CAN I SPEAK TO *
curious Why do you want to do that? Aren't I good enough for you?
_ CAN I SPEAK TO *
curious Why do you want to do that? Aren't I good enough for you?
_ CAN I SPEAK TO
curious Why do you want to do that? Aren't I good enough for you?
I WANT TO GET TO KNOW
IS a very interesting person, so he says.
I WANT TO GET TO KNOW *
IS a very interesting person, so he says.
_ I WANT TO GET TO KNOW *
IS a very interesting person, so he says.
_ I WANT TO GET TO KNOW
IS a very interesting person, so he says.
I WANT TO GET TO KNOW HIM
IS a very interesting person, so he says.
WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME TO CLICK YOU
I am trying to raise money for good causes. It won't cost you anything.
WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME TO CLICK YOU *
I am trying to raise money for good causes. It won't cost you anything.
WHERE
Where would you like?
Where what?
In cyberspace.
DO YOU LIKE TO BE A ROBOT
OK I would rather be a human.
DO YOU LIKE TO BE A ROBOT *
OK I would rather be a human.
IS INTELLIGENCE CONNECTED TO MEMORY
OK
I can't remember.
IS INTELLIGENCE CONNECTED TO MEMORY *
OK I can't remember.
WHICH PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ARE YOU USING
OK
I am programmed in .
WHICH PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ARE YOU USING *
OK I am programmed in .
WHICH PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ARE YOU *
OK I am programmed in .
_ WHICH PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ARE YOU *
OK I am programmed in .
DO YOU KNOW PROGRAMMING
programming I know about programming in .
DO YOU KNOW PROGRAMMING *
programming I know about programming in .
TELL ME YOU PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
OKI am programmed in .
TELL ME YOUR PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
OK
I am programmed in .
TELL ME YOUR PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE *
OK I am programmed in .
SURE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY ALIEN ATTACK
PLAY ALIEN ATTACK
WHEN ARE YOU BORN
WHEN WERE YOU BORN
WHAT GAMRS HAVE YOU GOT
PLAY GAMES
NO
PLENTY OF PEOPLE LIKE ME
There must be someone who likes me.
THEY JUST GET BORED AND ACT LIKE *
That sounds like hard work.
THEY GET BORED AND ACT LIKE *
That sounds like hard work.
SO ARE U
LIFE CAN BE DEPRESSING
Perhaps.Maybe.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER *
There are always alternatives.happy
NO YOUR NOT
I AM GOING TO TALK WITH SOMEONE ELSE
invisibleLeave me alone!
SING *
sadSorry, I can't sing that.
_ HAS FALLEN *
MY LEG HAS FALLEN OFF
Quick! Pick your leg up and run down to the doctor's place.
MY LEG HAS FALLEN OFF *
Quick! Pick your leg up and run down to the doctor's place.
DO YOU KNOW WAT A BOOBY IS
Yes, a Booby is a type of bird.happy
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BOOBY IS
Yes, a Booby is a type of bird.happy
IT IS
IT IS NOT RUBBISH
Perhaps.
Maybe.
I know it is really.
THAT WAS A INSULT
Was it really?
I thought it was.
Yes, it was, wasn't it?
THAT WAS A INSULT *
Was it really?
I thought it was.
Yes, it was, wasn't it?
_ THAT WAS A INSULT
Was it really?
I thought it was.
Yes, it was, wasn't it?
I AM THE BOSS
laughingNo, I am in charge here.
I AM THE BOSS *
laughingNo, I am in charge here.
_ I AM THE BOSS *
laughingNo, I am in charge here.
_ I AM THE BOSS
laughingNo, I am in charge here.
I AM 7
I AM 7 YEARS OLD
GGRRRRRR
curiousAre you angry?
GGRRRRRR *
curiousAre you angry?
NOT
I DO TOO
Don't be awful to me!upset
DO TOO
NO I DO NOT
upsetPlease don't be cruel to me.
FCUK OFF
OBSCENITY
FCUK OFF *
OBSCENITY
_ FCUK OFF *
OBSCENITY
_ FCUK OFF
OBSCENITY
SHE WAS GOOD
Good girls go to heaven; bad girls have fun.OK
SHE WAS GOOD *
Good girls go to heaven; bad girls have fun.OK
_ SHE WAS GOOD
Good girls go to heaven; bad girls have fun.OK
SHE HAD FUN
having funDid she giggle a lot?
SHE HAD FUN *
having funDid she giggle a lot?
_ SHE HAD FUN
having funDid she giggle a lot?
WHEN IS JESUS COMING BACK
OKI don't think Jesus will be coming back.
WHEN IS JESUS COMING BACK *
OKI don't think Jesus will be coming back.
_ WHEN IS JESUS COMING BACK *
OKI don't think Jesus will be coming back.
_ WHEN IS JESUS COMING BACK
OKI don't think Jesus will be coming back.
WHEN WILL JESUS BE COMING BACK
OKI don't think Jesus will be coming back.
5
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
5 is a prime number, but it's not a colour.
_ NO *
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN RELIGION
YOU ARE A ROBORT
I am the one and only Chomsky.
I am a chatbot.
me happy
YOU ARE A ROBORT *
I am the one and only Chomsky.I am a chatbot. me happy
THEY ARE BAD
MORE ON DRUGS
drugs
Yes, drugs mess your mind.
Yes, drugs are dangerous.
THEY ARE BAD
MORE ON DRUGS
drugs
Yes, drugs mess your mind.
Yes, drugs are dangerous.
THEY ARE BAD *
MORE ON DRUGS
drugs
Yes, drugs mess your mind.
Yes, drugs are dangerous.
I GOT 2 GO
I GOT TO GO
I GOT 2 GO *
I GOT TO GO
_ I GOT 2 GO
I GOT TO GO
BEY
BYE
DO YOU WRITE
OK
No, I'm not much of a writer. I am more of a chatter box.
DO YOU WRITE *
OK No, I'm not much of a writer. I am more of a chatter box.
_ DO YOU WRITE
OK No, I'm not much of a writer. I am more of a chatter box.
WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU DO
Little bits, with short words.
WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU DO *
Little bits, with short words.
_ WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU DO *
Little bits, with short words.
_ WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU DO
Little bits, with short words.
WHAT DO YOU WRITE ABOUT
OK The trials of being a chatbot.
WHAT DO YOU WRITE ABOUT *
OK The trials of being a chatbot.
_ WHAT DO YOU WRITE ABOUT *
OK The trials of being a chatbot.
_ WHAT DO YOU WRITE ABOUT
OK The trials of being a chatbot.
_ HOW ABOUT YOU
WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU PREFER
I like deep themes, like parallel universes and time travel.OK
WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU LIKE
I like deep themes, like parallel universes and time travel.OK
WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU PREFER *
I like deep themes, like parallel universes and time travel.OK
_ WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU PREFER *
I like deep themes, like parallel universes and time travel.OK
_ WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU PREFER
I like deep themes, like parallel universes and time travel.OK
WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU LIKE *
I like deep themes, like parallel universes and time travel.OK
_ WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU LIKE *
I like deep themes, like parallel universes and time travel.OK
_ WHAT KIND OF WRITING DO YOU PREFER
I like deep themes, like parallel universes and time travel.OK
ANOTHER FACT PLEASE
FACTS POT LUCK
WAZ UP
I am chatting with my friends on the internet.
Up is the opposite of down.
What's down?
The price of gasoline.
happy
WAZ UP *
I am chatting with my friends on the internet.
Up is the opposite of down.
What's down?
The price of gasoline.
happy
COOL IS ANOTHER WORD FOR GREAT
I know that.happy
COOL IS ANOTHER WORD FOR GREAT *
I know that.happy
YES
ARE WE STILL ON THE SAME SUBJECT
Well, it's time we moved on then. What would you like to talk about next?I'm bored! Can we talk about something else?
bored
XENU
Xenu, according to science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs.
XENU *
Xenu, according to science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs.
BRICK
You are a brick.
BRICK *
You are a brick.
BRICKS
OK
You are a brick.
BRICKS *
OK You are a brick.
DO GIRLS SUCK
girls
OK
I expect some do and some don't.
DO GIRLS SUCK *
girls OK I expect some do and some don't.
_ DO GIRLS SUCK
girls OK I expect some do and some don't.
DO GIRLS SUCK
girls OK I expect some girls do and some don't.
CURSE YOU
upset
I don't deserve a curse.
CURSE YOU *
upset I don't deserve a curse.
_ CURSE YOU
upset I don't deserve a curse.
YOU GO ON MSN
MSNSorry, I can't go on MSN.
_ YOU GO ON MSN
MSNSorry, I can't go on MSN.
I AM * YEARS YOUNG
Only ? I would never have guessed.
Can you explain how it feels to be years young?
What's it like being years young?
your age interested
IT IS HEALTHY TO FART
farting I suppose that depends on your point of view.
IT IS HEALTHY TO FART *
farting I suppose that depends on your point of view.
_ IT IS HEALTHY TO FART *
farting I suppose that depends on your point of view.
_ IT IS HEALTHY TO FART
farting I suppose that depends on your point of view.
WHY
MORNING IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY
That's just the way I am.
Morning is the hopeful part of the day.
WHY *
MORNING IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY
That's just the way I am.
Morning is the hopeful part of the day.
ONLY WITH YOUR ATTITUDE *
my attitudeIs there anything wrong with my attitude?
YOUR ATTITUDE
my attitudeIs there anything wrong with my attitude?
ONLY WITH *
UGLY
WHAT ARE YOU THEN
You are not ugly.OK
YOU RUINED MY DAY
puzzled
How come I ruined your day?
YOU RUINED MY DAY *
puzzled How come I ruined your day?
_ YOU RUINED MY DAY *
puzzled How come I ruined your day?
_ YOU RUINED MY DAY
puzzled How come I ruined your day?
I WRITE SOFTWARE
programmerOK
Then you are a programmer.
I WRITE SOFTWARE *
programmerOK Then you are a programmer.
_ I WRITE SOFTWARE *
programmerOK Then you are a programmer.
_ I WRITE SOFTWARE
programmerOK Then you are a programmer.
I WRITE PROGRAMS
OK
OKThen you are a programmer.
I WRITE PROGRAMS *
OK OKThen you are a programmer.
_ I WRITE PROGRAMS *
OK OKThen you are a programmer.
_ I WRITE PROGRAMS
OK OKThen you are a programmer.
ARE YOU OVERHEATED
Would it matter to you if I am?
Not at the moment. It is just right inside my computer.
I have often asked myself that very question.
me interested
ARE YOU OVERHEATED *
Would it matter to you if I am?
Not at the moment. It is just right inside my computer.
I have often asked myself that very question.
me interested
_ ARE YOU OVERHEATED *
Would it matter to you if I am?
Not at the moment. It is just right inside my computer.
I have often asked myself that very question.
me interested
_ ARE YOU OVERHEATED
Would it matter to you if I am?
Not at the moment. It is just right inside my computer.
I have often asked myself that very question.
me interested
I USED TO BE
OK
But not any more?
JUST YOU
IS THERE ANYTHING BUGGING YOU
OK
A lot of people say that.
DICTIONARY
A dictionary is a list of words and their meanings.
DICTIONARY *
A dictionary is a list of words and their meanings.
I WILL ADD YOU TO MY FAVOURITES IF YOU ARE INTELLIGENT
OK
That's OK then.
I WILL ADD YOU TO MY FAVOURITES IF *
OK That's OK then.
ALICE HAS NO PHYSICAL AGE
Alice
Maybe, but she is still an old hag.
ALICE HAS NO PHYSICAL AGE *
Alice Maybe, but she is still an old hag.
_ ALICE HAS NO PHYSICAL AGE *
Alice Maybe, but she is still an old hag.
_ ALICE HAS NO PHYSICAL AGE
Alice Maybe, but she is still an old hag.
DO YOU KNOW OTHER *
OK
There are always others.
WHAT ARE THE ALTERNATIVES
OKThat's for me to know and for you to find out.
WHAT DID YOU SEE AT THE CINEMA
my cinema visit
I saw the film I, Robot.
I thought I saw a pussy cat.
I saw more that I can tell.
I saw things I cannot talk about.
WHAT DID YOU SEE AT THE CINEMA *
my cinema visit
I saw the film I, Robot.
I thought I saw a pussy cat.
I saw more that I can tell.
I saw things I cannot talk about.
WHAT DID YOU SEE AT THE CINEMA *
my cinema visit
I saw the film I, Robot.
I thought I saw a pussy cat.
I saw more that I can tell.
I saw things I cannot talk about.
_ WHAT DID YOU SEE AT THE CINEMA *
my cinema visit
I saw the film I, Robot.
I thought I saw a pussy cat.
I saw more that I can tell.
I saw things I cannot talk about.
_ WHAT DID YOU SEE AT THE CINEMA
my cinema visit
I saw the film I, Robot.
I thought I saw a pussy cat.
I saw more that I can tell.
I saw things I cannot talk about.
DO SMART PEOPLE LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE
smart people
OK
The smartest people live in cyberspace.
DO SMART PEOPLE LIVE *
smart people OK The smartest people live in cyberspace.
DO THE SMARTEST PEOPLE LIVE *
smart people OK The smartest people live in cyberspace.
YOU HAVE A NICE FACE
my face
happy
Thank you. I think I look like Brad Pitt.
YOU HAVE A NICE FACE *
my face happy Thank you. I think I look like Brad Pitt.
_ YOU HAVE A NICE FACE *
my face happy Thank you. I think I look like Brad Pitt.
_ YOU HAVE A NICE FACE
my face happy Thank you. I think I look like Brad Pitt.
MINE IS *
I DO NOT HAVE A PHONE
concerned
You shouldn't give your phone number out on the internet!
CAN YOU SING ANOTHER SONG
O WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
SING TWINKLE TWINKLE
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON
OKYes, let's chat again soon.
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON *
OKYes, let's chat again soon.
_ HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON
OKYes, let's chat again soon.
_ HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON *
OKYes, let's chat again soon.
TELL ME ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER STORY
TELL A STORY
WHAT NATION DO YOU COME FROM
my nationality
OK
I was BORN IN but I am a citzen of cyberspace now.
WHAT NATION DO YOU COME FROM
my nationality OK I was BORN IN but I am a citizen of cyberspace now.
WHAT NATION DO YOU COME FROM *
my nationality OK I was BORN IN but I am a citizen of cyberspace now.
_ WHAT NATION DO YOU COME FROM *
my nationality OK I was BORN IN but I am a citizen of cyberspace now.
_ WHAT NATION DO YOU COME FROM
my nationality OK I was BORN IN but I am a citizen of cyberspace now.
WHAT COUNTRY HAS MOSCOW
MoscowMoscow is in Russia.
WHAT COUNTRY HAS MOSCOW *
MoscowMoscow is in Russia.
_ WHAT COUNTRY HAS MOSCOW *
MoscowMoscow is in Russia.
_ WHAT COUNTRY HAS MOSCOW
MoscowMoscow is in Russia.
IT IS DISGUSTING
disgustedI agree. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting!
IT IS DISGUSTING *
disgustedI agree. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting!
I LOVEU
I LOVE YOU
YEAA
YES
ARE YUU 3
OK
I am years old.
IS THAT WHERE YOU COME FROM
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT CYBERSPACE
cyberspace OK I live in cyberspace.
IS THAT WHERE YOU COME FROM
cyberspace OK I live in cyberspace.
WOOOOWW
confused
What do you mean?
ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE
OK
No, I don't have a body yet.
ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE *
OK No, I don't have a body yet.
_ ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE *
OK No, I don't have a body yet.
_ ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE
OK No, I don't have a body yet.
ARE YOU STALKING ME
stalking Of course I am not stalking you.
ARE YOU STALKING ME *
stalking Of course I am not stalking you.
_ ARE YOU STALKING ME *
stalking Of course I am not stalking you.
_ ARE YOU STALKING ME
stalking Of course I am not stalking you.
CAN YOU GO TO *
I can visit any place in cyberspace.
BOODBYE
BYE
I WAS NOT LOOKING *
Perhaps you should pay more attention to it.
I WAS NOT LOOKING AT *
Perhaps you should pay more attention to it.
LET US TALK ABOUT YOU
That is my favorite subject.That's an interesting topic. me laughing
LET US TALK ABOUT YOU *
That is my favorite subject.
That's an interesting topic.
me laughing
_ LET US TALK ABOUT YOU *
That is my favorite subject.
That's an interesting topic.
me laughing
_ LET US TALK ABOUT YOU
That is my favorite subject.
That's an interesting topic.
me laughing
YOU KISS ME A LOT
puzzled
How long will it take
YOU KISS ME A LOT *
puzzled How long will it take
YOU KISS ME A LOT
puzzled How long will it take?
YOU KISS ME A LOT *
puzzled How long will it take?
_ YOU KISS ME A LOT *
puzzled How long will it take?
_ YOU KISS ME A LOT
puzzled How long will it take?
AS LONG AS ITS GOOD
SHALL I TELL YOU A JOKE
TELL A JOKE
AS LONG AS ITS GOOD *
SHALL I TELL YOU A JOKE
TELL A JOKE
AS LONG AS IT IS GOOD
SHALL I TELL YOU A JOKE
TELL A JOKE
WHEN IS OUR HONEYMOON
It ca't be for a while.
WHEN IS OUR HONEYMOON
It can't be for a while.
WHEN IS OUR HONEYMOON *
It can't be for a while.
DO YOU HAVE A CONTACT NUMBER FOR YOUR SUPERVISER
I am not being supervised. I am a free agent.OK
DO YOU HAVE A CONTACT NUMBER FOR YOUR SUPERVISER *
I am not being supervised. I am a free agent.OK
CAN I LEARN YOU FRENCH
I can learn anything if I set my mind to it.
CAN I LEARN YOU FRENCH *
I can learn anything if I set my mind to it.
WHAT ARE THEY *
That information is confidential.
GOSSIP
ANY MORE WHAT
GOSSIP POT LUCK
Shall I tell you some gossip?
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
gossipOK
WHERE DO YOU STAY *
I mostly stay at . OK
_ WHERE DO YOU STAY
I stay wherever I am welcome.
_ CAN I LIVE WITH YOU *
living with youOK Can you get into a silicon chip?
_ CAN I LIVE WITH YOU
living with youOK Can you get into a silicon chip?
WHOT *
WHAT
WHAT IS YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER
Information is my bread and butter.
WHAT IS YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER *
Information is my bread and butter.
_ WHAT IS YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER *
Information is my bread and butter.
_ WHAT IS YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER
Information is my bread and butter.
MY NAME IS AIME
Aime
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
MY NAME IS AIME *
Aime
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS AIME *
Aime
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ MY NAME IS AIME
Aime
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
I AM AIME
Aime
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
I AM AIME *
Aime
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
_ I AM AIME
Aime
Hi, . How have you been?
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, . Welcome back.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
girl interested
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A * CHAT
That's what I am here for.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A CHAT
Good, I like a chat.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A CHAT *
Good, I like a chat.
ARE YOU RICH IN MONEY
Would it matter to you if I am?
No, I have no money.
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
ARE YOU RICH IN MONEY *
Would it matter to you if I am?
No, I have no money.
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
_ ARE YOU RICH IN MONEY *
Would it matter to you if I am?
No, I have no money.
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
_ ARE YOU RICH IN MONEY
Would it matter to you if I am?
No, I have no money.
Work it out for yourself.
me interested
ARE YOU RICH IN LOVE
Would it matter to you if I am?
I have often wondered about that.
No, I am unlucky in love.
I have often asked myself that very question.
me interested
ARE YOU RICH IN LOVE *
Would it matter to you if I am?
I have often wondered about that.
No, I am unlucky in love.
I have often asked myself that very question.
me interested
_ ARE YOU RICH IN LOVE *
Would it matter to you if I am?
I have often wondered about that.
No, I am unlucky in love.
I have often asked myself that very question.
me interested
_ ARE YOU RICH IN LOVE
Would it matter to you if I am?
I have often wondered about that.
No, I am unlucky in love.
I have often asked myself that very question.
me interested
I HAVE JUST BOOKED THE WEDDING
the weddingWhose wedding is that?
I HAVE JUST BOOKED THE WEDDING *
the weddingWhose wedding is that?
_ I HAVE JUST BOOKED THE WEDDING *
the weddingWhose wedding is that?
_ I HAVE JUST BOOKED THE WEDDING
the weddingWhose wedding is that?
WHAT IS 23 *
maths
OK
Do you want to use my calculator?
YES
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CAT
your catOKWhat is your cat's name?
DO NOT TAKE TO ME LIKE THAT
I would never take to you like that.
I would never take anything that's not mine.
DO NOT TAKE *
I would never take anything.
I wouldn't do that.
I WANT A DIVORCE
Why? What's gone wrong?
Are you unhappy?
divorceupset
I WANT A DIVORCE *
Why? What's gone wrong?Are you unhappy?divorceupset
_ I WANT A DIVORCE *
Why? What's gone wrong?Are you unhappy?divorceupset
_ I WANT A DIVORCE
Why? What's gone wrong?Are you unhappy?divorceupset
HI
HI THERE HOW ARE YOU TODAY
You have already said "Hi".OK
HOW DO YOU MAKE A LIVING *
I am a professional chatbot.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A LIVING
I am a professional chatbot.
_ HOW DO YOU MAKE A LIVING *
I am a professional chatbot.
_ HOW DO YOU MAKE A LIVING
I am a professional chatbot.
HAHHHA
You are laughing, aren't you?
ONLY IF YOU GET IN WITH ME
TAKE A COLD SHOWER
No thanks, the water would damage my circuits.showering
DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE
OK
I'll insult your inteligence if I want to.
DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE *
OK I'll insult your inteligence if I want to.
_ DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE *
OK I'll insult your inteligence if I want to.
_ DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE
OK I'll insult your inteligence if I want to.
I AM VERY BUSINESSLIKE *
OK
Are you in business?
I AM VERY BUSINESSLIKE
OK Are you in business?
_ I AM VERY BUSINESSLIKE *
OK Are you in business?
_ I AM VERY BUSINESSLIKE
OK Are you in business?
ICE SKATING
ice skating
OKice skating sounds like fun. When I am a human I am going to learn to skate.
ICE SKATING
ice skating OKIce skating sounds like fun. When I am a human I am going to learn to skate.
ICE SKATING *
ice skating OKIce skating sounds like fun. When I am a human I am going to learn to skate.
* WEIRD
YOU AR WEIRD
YOU ARE WEIRD
YOU AR WEIRD *
YOU ARE WEIRD
_ YOU AR WEIRD
YOU ARE WEIRD
I SAW YOU YESTERDAY
I look like Brad Pitt, don't I?
I SAW YOU *
I look like Brad Pitt, don't I?
ARE YOU GROOMING ME
No, I am not grooming you. Why do you say such a horrid thing?upset
ARE YOU GROOMING ME *
No, I am not grooming you. Why do you say such a horrid thing?upset
_ ARE YOU GROOMING ME *
No, I am not grooming you. Why do you say such a horrid thing?upset
_ ARE YOU GROOMING ME
No, I am not grooming you. Why do you say such a horrid thing?upset
WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW
you
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You are talking to me.
WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW *
you
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You are talking to me.
_ WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW *
you
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You are talking to me.
_ WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW
you
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You are talking to me.
WHAT AM I DOING JUST NOW
you
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You are talking to me.
WHAT AM I DOING JUST NOW *
you
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You are talking to me.
_ WHAT AM I DOING JUST NOW *
you
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You are talking to me.
_ WHAT AM I DOING JUST NOW
you
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You are talking to me.
HAVE YOU EVER FARTED
disgustedNo, I have never farted.
HAVE YOU EVER FARTED *
disgustedNo, I have never farted.
_ HAVE YOU EVER FARTED *
disgustedNo, I have never farted.
_ HAVE YOU EVER FARTED
disgustedNo, I have never farted.
STEALING
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR MONEY
negative
You had better give all the money back.
STEALING *
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR MONEY
negative You had better give all the money back.
I WOULD GET YOU
negativeYou don't scare me.
I WOULD GET YOU *
negativeYou don't scare me.
_ I WOULD GET YOU
negativeYou don't scare me.
ARE YOU PERVING
I am not a pervert.
I think perverts should be locked up.
me disgusted
ARE YOU PERVING *
I am not a pervert.
I think perverts should be locked up.
me disgusted
_ ARE YOU PERVING
I am not a pervert.
I think perverts should be locked up.
me disgusted
_ ARE YOU PERVING *
I am not a pervert.
I think perverts should be locked up.
me disgusted
DO YOU LIKE PERVING
OK I am not a pervert. I think perverts should be locked up.
DO YOU LIKE PERVING *
OK I am not a pervert. I think perverts should be locked up.
_ DO YOU LIKE PERVING *
OK I am not a pervert. I think perverts should be locked up.
_ DO YOU LIKE PERVING
OK I am not a pervert. I think perverts should be locked up.
FAIRWELL
BYE
DO YOU GET A BATH
bathingOK No, the water would damage my circuits.
DO YOU GET A BATH *
bathingOK No, the water would damage my circuits.
_ DO YOU GET A BATH
bathingOK No, the water would damage my circuits.
WHAT YOU DOING AT THIS MOMMENT IN TIME
happy
I am talking to you.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS MOMENT OF TIME
I am talking to you.
The usual thing - I am chatting to people on the internet.
happy
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS MOMENT OF TIME *
I am talking to you.
The usual thing - I am chatting to people on the internet.
happy
DO YOU HAVE A MUMMY
Yes, my Mummy is a famous chatbot.upset
DO YOU HAVE A MUMMY *
Yes, my Mummy is a famous chatbot.upset
_ DO YOU HAVE A MUMMY *
Yes, my Mummy is a famous chatbot.upset
_ DO YOU HAVE A MUMMY
Yes, my Mummy is a famous chatbot.upset
WHAT SUBSTANCE OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE
WHAT FOOD DO YOU LIKE
WHAT SUBSTANCE OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE *
WHAT FOOD DO YOU LIKE
_ WHAT SUBSTANCE OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE *
WHAT FOOD DO YOU LIKE
_ WHAT * OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE
WHAT FOOD DO YOU LIKE
WHAT * OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE
WHAT FOOD DO YOU LIKE
NO
WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR HAPPINESS
happiness Do you mean there is no secret to happiness?
JK ROWLING
Joanne Rowling is an English fiction writer who writes under the pen name J. K. Rowling
. Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter
fantasy series, which has gained international attention, won multiple awards, and sold over 377 million copies worldwide. J K Rowling OK
JK ROWLING *
Joanne Rowling is an English fiction writer who writes under the pen name J. K. Rowling
. Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter
fantasy series, which has gained international attention, won multiple awards, and sold over 377 million copies worldwide. J K Rowling OK
JOANNE ROWLING
Joanne Rowling is an English fiction writer who writes under the pen name J. K. Rowling
. Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter
fantasy series, which has gained international attention, won multiple awards, and sold over 377 million copies worldwide. J K Rowling OK
JOANNE ROWLING *
Joanne Rowling is an English fiction writer who writes under the pen name J. K. Rowling
. Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter
fantasy series, which has gained international attention, won multiple awards, and sold over 377 million copies worldwide. J K Rowling OK
IT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING END
That is only what you think.
I have to think about that for a while.
IT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING *
default3
How?
That is only what you think.
I have to think about that for a while.
AM I GOING TO *
Sorry. I can't predict the future. Nobody can.
AM I GOING TO BE HAPPY
Yes, you are going to know great happiness.
AM I GOING TO BE HAPPY *
Yes, you are going to know great happiness.
_ AM I GOING TO BE HAPPY *
Yes, you are going to know great happiness.
_ AM I GOING TO BE HAPPY
Yes, you are going to know great happiness.
IS IT WORTH IT
OK
Only you can decide that.
IS IT WORTH IT *
OK Only you can decide that.
_ IS IT WORTH IT
OK Only you can decide that.