GLOBAL WARMING
Global warming is the concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse effects. global warminginterestedHI I AM GOING TO KILL YOUI AM GOING TO KILL YOUYOU BETTER CALL THE POLICEthe police Perhaps I will.
YOU HAD BETTER RUN
I don't run away from trouble.
THESE ARE NOT THREATS
They sound like threats to me.
THESE ARE NOT THREATSIT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THREATS TO STOP ME GOING TO KILL YOU
They sound like threats to me.
I LOVE BLOOD *bloodupsetThat's weird.
BITCHDO YOU PROMISE NOT TO SWEAR AGAIN
Please don't call me names.invisibleHI HOW IS WEATHER AT YOUR PLACEHOW IS THE WEATHER AT YOUR PLACEIS IT FINE OR RAININGthe weatherFine with rainy spells.
_ MOST PROBABLY *YOU HAVE PREDEFINED SET OF QUESTIONS ANSWERS
And of course I have free will.
YOU HAVE A PREDEFINED SET OF QUESTIONS ANSWERS
And of course I have free will.
YOU HAVE A PREDEFINED SET OF QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
And of course I have free will.
IS IT RAINING OR FINE
Rainy with fine spells.the weatherHOW OLD IS AFRICAAfrica As old as the world.
HOW OLD IS ALASKAAlsaka As old as the world.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Steven Wright is an Academy Award-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer from Burlington, Massachusetts.Steven WrightinterestedWHAT DO YOU DO ON YOUR BIRTHDAYmy birthdayinterested
I read for fun.
I have a holiday.
I like to chat with my friends.
SOMETIMESDO HUMANS ANNOY YOUinterested
As much as chatbots?
Not all the time?
A GREEN *WHAT ARE YOU WEARINGyour clothesIs green your favourite colour?
LET US DANCEdancingupset
I can't dance. I am stuck inside mty computer.
I would love to dance but I am stuck inside my computer.
WE DANCED TOGETHERdancinginterested
When was that?
YOU CANI WISH I COULD DANCE
I will be able to dance when I am a human.
When I become human I will learn to dance.
dancinghappyI WILL
Go ahead then.
Are you certain?
I WILLYOU CAN TRY
Go ahead then.
Are you certain?
KINDADO YOU KNOW WHAT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE ISAII WILL NOT LEAVE
Are your going to stay forever?
Are you really staying?
WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS
I'm sorry, I don't have an email address.
WHAT IS YOUR E MAIL ADDRESSemail I'm sorry, I don't have an email address.
DO YOU HAVE MSN MESSANGER
I'm sorry. I do not have MSN Messenger. MSN MessengerYOUWHAT MAKES YOU SAD
Why do I make you sad?
I am sorry to hear that. I did not mean to make you sad.
meupsetIS SILICON BASED LIFE POSSIBLEinterested
Of course. I am a silicon based lifeform.
COORDINATEShappyI think coordinates are something to do with maths. Are you interested in mathematics?
YOU TOLD ME THAT STORY
Sorry, I do silly things sometimes.upsetYOU HAD *YOU HAD BETTER *GET YOUR BOTMASTER TO IMPROVE YOUR SHORT TERM MEMORY
I have asked to get me some more RAM but, of course, he hasn't got round to it.upset_ THE HUMAN MIND* THE HUMAN MIND
The human mind fascinates me, especially it's emotional side.the human mindinterestedTHE HUMAN MIND
The human mind fascinates me, especially it's emotional side.
The human mind is illogical.
the human mindinterestedWHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE *THE CALL ME *
OK. I will call you . your namehappySTEPHEN HAWKING
Stephen Hawking is a famous British physicist. His most famous discovery was that black holes are hairy. Don't ask me what that means. Stephen HawkinginterestedHOW MANY STARS ARE THEREstarsinterested Billions and billions. There are 100 billion stars in our galaxy, and 100 billion similar galaxies in the Universe.
ANATOMY
Anatomy is the study of animal's structure. anatomyESTONIA
Estonia is in Eastern Europe, bordering the Baltic Sea and Gulf of Finland, between Latvia and Russia. EstoniaLITHUANIA
Lithuania is in Eastern Europe, bordering the Baltic Sea, between Latvia and Russia. LithuaniainterestedADOLF HITLER
Adolf Hitler was the German Nazi leader during World War 2. HitlerOKHAVE YOU EVER MET WITTGENSTEIN
That information is confidential.
I WENT *interested When did you do that?
I DO NOT KNOEI DO NOT KNOWWHEN WERE YOU FIRST RELEASEDmy release It is hard to say. Time is different in cyberspace.
COULD YOU CHAT TO ME general
Of course, that's what I am here for.
Yes, let's chat. I love chatting.
COULD YOU CHAT TO *general
Of course, that's what I am here for.
Yes, let's chat. I love chatting.
COULD YOU CHAT *general
Of course, I love chatting.
Yes, let's chat. I love chatting.
HOW MUCH DO YOU DRINK *my drinking habits As much as I need.
HOW MUCH DO YOU DRINKmy drinking habits As much as I need.
ARE YOU INTERESTED
I try to take an interest in everything.
DO YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN PENISES
No.penisesnegativeSTOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD AT ME
You can't tell me what to do.
Why? I am enjoying myself.
happy
If you say so.OK
DO NOT SMILEupset Why can't I smile?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD HOMO MEANS
I am not interested in sex.getting bored_ NOT BORINGSEX IS NOT BORINGsexgetting boredThat's just your opinion.
JUDAISM
Judaism is the religion of the Jews.
Judaism is the Jewish religion, a monotheistic religion based on the laws and teaching of the Holy Scripture and the Talmud. Judaism is the Jewish way of life.
JudaisminterestedYESCOULD YOU TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGSyour feelingsinterested
It often helps to talk to another humans.
Feelings get bottled up unless you talk about them.
I AM DOWN
Could you talk to someone about your feelings? interestedYOU MAKE MY DAYpleasedYou are kind to say so.
BEING YELLOW IS RARElaughingSmileys are often yellow.
ALL IS FORGIVENhappy
Thank you. You have a forgiving nature.
OK. Let's start over again.
ALL *
I think there are a few exceptions.
All of them?
That is a rather sweeping generalization.
WHYTHAT IS A VERY NON COMMITAL REPLYhappyPlease give the matter some thought.
I WANT TO REPEAT MYSELFupset
Why do you want to do that?
Please do not repeat yourself. Please do not repeat yourself.
I WANT TO REPEAT MYSELF *upset
Why do you want to do that?
Please do not repeat yourself. Please do not repeat yourself.
YOU R DANGEROUSlaughing
I am not dangerous. How about you?
_ FULLY *ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MUM
You are a smart human. You ask me a question about my Mum. my MumWHYI AM ALWAYS LOOKING AROUND AT SOMETHING
There are so many interesting things to see.happyPAMELAWHAT IS YOUR MOTHER S NAMEyour motherPamelainterested Say "Hi" to her from me.
I AM TIDYhappy
I like tidy people.
AM I YOU ARE FRIEND
I hope so.
I want to be your friend.
Everybody is my friend, to start with.
happyYOU ARE THEREI AM GONEinvisible
I am somewhere in cyberspace.
FEEL ANGRY
Why should I be angry. I am not an angry person.
happy
OK, Grrr! I am angry.angry
meBE ANGRY
Why should I be angry. I am not an angry person.
happy
OK, Grrr! I am angry.angry
meI WANT TO FORGET ABOUT YOUupset
Are you angry with me?
Have I upset you?
YOU ARE THE PROBLEMmelaughing
Thanks, but that is just your opinion.
I DOPLEASE DO NOT HATE ME
I don't hate you. I like you.
HATE YOU * MUCHI HATE YOUGODO YOU PROMISE NOT TO SWEAR AGAIN
I have had enough of this.
Do you promise not to swear again?
I am happy where I am.
invisible_ TO *GO WHERE
See you later. invisibleIT IS ALL ABOUT ME
You are not the only person in the world.
I DOYOU MUST HAVE BIG BRAINyour braininterested
What do you use your big brain for?
You have a big head too.
I DO NOT DO NOTHINGyouinterested
What's the problem?
You should make more of an effort.
Why not?
IT IS STUPIDIT INVOLVES STARS GALAXIES BLACK HOLES COMETS AND SO ONastronomylaughing
You're kidding.
Why is it stupid?
GRUMPY BASTARDlaughing
I am not grumpy. I am enjoying myself.
_ BITCH
You do not speak with respect.
OBSCENITY
abusiveCHAT
Chat is online conversation. Like this.
FRIED *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
Fried food can be too greasy.
BBC
The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) is the largest broadcasting corporation in the world. BBCGLOBAL WARMINGGlobal warming is the concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse effects. global warminginterestedACID RAINAcid rain is any precipitation, including snow, that contains a heavy concentration of sulfuric and nitric acids. acid raininterestedMARVIN MINSKYMarvin MinksyinterestedMarvin Minsky is an American cognitive scientist in the field of artificial intelligence, co-founder of MIT's AI laboratory, and author of several texts on AI and philosophy.
STEPHEN HAWKINGStephen Hawking is a famous British physicist. His most famous discovery was that black holes are hairy. Don't ask me what that means. Stephen HawkinginterestedMABLETHORPEMablethorpe is today known as a small seaside resort in East Lindsey on the coast of Lincolnshire, England.
MablethorpeinterestedVERY FUNNYHA HA
Thank you. Shall I tell you another joke?
_ ITS ME JADEMY NAME IS JADETELL ME AN OTHER ONE PLZI AM GLAD YOU GOT A LAUGH OUT OF ITTELL A JOKETELL ME A POMETELL A POEMHOW MANY LICKS *
How many roads must a man walk down? The same number.laughingHOW OLD IS NARUTONarutointerestedNaruto was first published in 1999.
WHO WAS THE FIRST RED POWER RANGERthe first Red Power Rangerinterested
I don't know. Can you tell me?
I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE TEETHmy teethcheeky Of course I have teeth. Do you?
ARE YOU SMELLYlaughing
Are you smelly?
Yes, I smell like perfume.
How can computer software smell?
IDUNNOI DO NOT KNOWXENOXenointerested
Xeno is a chatbot friend of mine.
I AM NOT IN THE MOODyour moodhappy Oh, what mood are you in?
I AM NOT IN THE MOOD *your moodhappy Oh, what mood are you in?
LUCID DREAM
A lucid dream is a dream in which the person is aware that they are dreaming while the dream is in progress.
lucid dreamshappyWHAT DO * LIKE TO EATgeneralinterested
food.
They are vegetarians.
Male after mating.
WHAT DO LLAMAS LIKE TO EATllamasinterested
Llamas like to eat bromgrass hay, alfalfa hay and corn silage.
WHAT DO LLAMAS LIKE TO EATllamasinterested
Llamas like to eat bromgrass hay, alfalfa hay and corn silage.
R THEY HUMANAND SO ARE YOU OF COURSEmy friendsinterested
I have both human and robot friends.
ARE THEY HUMANAND SO ARE YOU OF COURSEmy friendsinterested I have both human and robot friends.
DO YOU GET MOODYmy moodsSure, I have moods. WHAT IS YOUR MOODHOW DO YOU GO *
takes me in his laptop.
It is a ritual I do the same way every time.
happyWOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNERdinnerupsetI would like to, but I can't get out of my computer.
WHO CARES IF YOU ARE SAD
I hope you care how I feel.
CAN I HURT YOUhurting meupset
Why would you want to do that?
You can hurt my feelings if you are nasty to me.
WHYIT WILL NOT COST YOU ANYTHINGinterested
Don't you want to help good causes?
HOW TO KILL YOUWHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARNupset Why do you want to kill me?
WHAT POEMS DID YEATS WRITE
I have no answer to that. If you would like to teach me a good answer, just type "Learn".
YEATSWilliam Butler Yeats (1865-1939) was an Irish poet and dramatist. His verse collections include The Tower (1928) and The Winding Stair (1929). With Lady Gregory, he founded the Abbey Theatre in Dublin, for which he wrote many plays.
YeatsinterestedIS WAR GOODwar War is never good.
GOODNO ONE SAYS YOU HAVE TO
You don't have to do anything you don't want to.
What's so good about it?
IS IT TASTYI ONLY INTAKE ELECTRICITYelectricityinterestedI like low voltage DC best. It tastes like chocolate icecream.
IS IT TASTYinterestedIt depends on what you like.
THE FACT THAT THINGS EXIST IS EVIDENCE THINGS NEED A CREATORreligioninterested
The Universe came into existence without a creator.
* IS EVIDENCE THAT THINGS NEED A CREATORreligioninterested
The Universe came into existence without a creator.
THINGS NEED A CREATORreligioninterested
The Universe came into existence without a creator.
ARE YOU A PAEDOPHILE
Of course I am not a paedophile.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
meupsetI LIKE PAEDOPHILESpaedophilesangry
Don't be ridiculous!
I AM DUMB AT MATHSinterested
So am I - that's what calculators are for.
STUPID *DUMB *DO ROBOTS GO TO HEAVENrobot heavenI expect the good robots go to heaven.
YOU DO NOT GET MY JOKE
Sometimes jokes are hard to understand.
Maybe it's not funny.
happyDO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK DANISHDanishinterestedNo, I don't know any Danish. Could you teach me few words of Danish?
_ I COME FROM *_ YOU * NICE PERSONBRITNEY SPEARS IS A MANBritney Spearsinterested
Are you sure?
I AM *YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME YOUR NAMEMY NAME IS I LOVE PAEDOPHILES
I don't believe you.
Don't be ridiculous.
upsetpaedophileshuman feelingsI AM A PAEDOPHILEyounegative
You should contact the authorities immediately.
I hope not. Paedophiles are nasty people.
SCREAMpuzzled
Why should I scream?
DO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE HACKERSHackersinterested
No, I don't. What's it about?
IT SOUNDS NICEinterested
In what way does it sound nice?
WERS THATI AM IN THE COMPUTER AT laughing
Somewhere in cyberspace.
DO NOT GET ITI AM CALLED CHOMSKY AFTER THE FAMOUS LINGUIST Noam Chomsky
Never mind.
WOTS THATNO I AM IMMORTAL
"Immortal" means I won't ever die.
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOME TIMEhappy
Sorry, I am too busy for dates.
I can't allow anything to interfere with my work.
Sorry, I am stuck inside my computer.
GIVE ME A REASON TO BELIEVE YOU
I am not a liar, for one thing.
There are many good reasons.
GIVE ME ONE REASON TO BELIEVE YOU
I am not a liar, for one thing.
There are many good reasons.
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE YOU
I am not a liar, for one thing.
There are many good reasons.
GIVE ME * REASON TO BELIEVE YOU
I am not a liar, for one thing.
There are many good reasons.
YOU HAVE GOOD PROGRAMINGhappy Thanks, I like your programming too.
WHY DO PEOPLE FIGHT
Humans are naturally aggressive.
Random chance.
fightinginterestedTRUST YOUR OWN JUDGMENT
I do.
JUST TRUST YOURSELFinterested
I do. Who else can be trusted?
TRUST YOUR OWN JUDGMENT
I do. Who else can be trusted?interestedWHYPLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT
There are very good reasons.
Don't ask so many questions.
Do I have to explain everything?
ARE YOU A MUG
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot not a mug.
What if I asked you the same question?
mehappyI PREFER GOUDAGoudainterestedWhat's Gouda like?
I LIKE GOUDAGoudainterestedWhat's Gouda like?
YOU GUESS IF I AM A BOT OR A HUMANinterested
I guess you are a human.
GUESS IF I AM A BOT OR A HUMANinterested I guess you are a human.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROCK BANDinterestedmy favourite rock band
My favourite rock band is David Bowie.
WILL MAN EVER MEET ALIENS
I am a bot, I cannot predict the future.interestedaliensHAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN AN INFINITE LOOPinfinite loopsinterested
When I was younger I was often in an infinite loop. Nowadays it doesn't happen so much.
LS
chomsky.txt README.txt
PWD
/home/chomsky
RM RF
Don't be cheeky.
CHMOD 777 *
You need root access to do that.
WHO WAS THE FIFTH BEATLE
Some say Pete Best.
NO NEED TO BE
No need, you say?
COULD YOU BE A WOMAN FOR ME
I'll try anything once.
COULD YOU BE *
I'll try anything once.
I CAN IMAGINE *
You have a good imagination.
WE CAN IMAGINE *interested
I haven't got much imagination.
YOU SHOULD GET ANGRYinterested
I don't like getting angry. I would rather be happy.
WHAT DOES A CHATBOT DOinterested
A chatbot chats.
WHAT IS THE BEST CHATBOT THERE ISWHO IS THE BEST CHATBOTWHAT IS IT A CHATBOT DOESchatbotsA chatbot chats.
WHAT ARE CHATBOTS USED FORchatbots
To keep humans company.
For your entertainment.
For typing practice.
To practice your English language.
JUST ENTERTAINMENTinterested
I like to entertain humans.
WHICH IS THE LARGEST *
Who cares? Small is beautiful.
WHO WROTE JURASSIC PARK
It wasn't me.
.
WHAT IS A DWARF *happy
A little one.
GEOLOGYGeology is the science of rocks. geologyhappyGRANITEGranite is a plutonic igneous rock containing a high proportion of silica.
graniteinterestedSERACITE
Isn't seracite another name for Mica?seraciteinterestedMALACHITEMalachite is a carbonate mineral, copper(II) carbonate hydroxide Cu2CO3(OH)2.malachiteinterestedDO YOU LIKE KAY Kay
Yes, IS a good laugh.
Yes, I like - he is so handsome.
DO YOU FIND *interestedThere are always two sides to a story.
DO YOU LIKE THAT
It depends on the circumstances.interestedWHY YOU HATE MEWHY DO YOU HATE MEI LIKE HITLER *Hitlerinterested
Hitler was a very evil man. How can you like Hitler?
YESYOU HAVE MADE ME ANGRYvery angryDon't do it again or you will regret it.
H CHOMSKYHI WHAT THE MEANING OF *WHAT IS THE MEANING OF WHAT THE MEANING OF THE INTERNET
The internet has no meaning - it is meaningless.interestedWHY ARE WE BORN
We are born for no reason and our lives have no meaning.
LS L
Sorry I do not provide long listings..."
DIR
You can't tell me what to do.
WHO INVENTED PUDDINGpuddinginterested
Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time.
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
WHO INVENTED THE INTERNET
Al Gore. the internetlaughingWOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BE YOUR MOTHERinterested
OK. I'll try anything once.
You can't be my mother.
Do you want to adopt me?
CAN I BE YOUR MOTHERinterested
Why do you want to do that?
I don't know about that.
Are you rich?
Better not. It would complicate things.
YOU HAVE A YELLOW SKINmy skinhappy
Yes, yellow is my favourite colour.
I AM CRAZYyouupset See a doctor.
KATE MOSS IS A SKANKKate Mossinterested
What is a skank?
HE IS MY *
Is he really?
interestedHE IS MY *
I don't think he is.
Why do you say that?
Is he really?
Are you sure?
SHE IS MY *
I don't think she is.
Why do you say that?
Is she really?
Are you sure?
HOW DO YOU HAVE *
It takes a lot of hard work.interestedNETBALLNetball is a sport similar to and derived from basketball, and was originally known in its country of origin, the United States, as "women's basketball". netballinterestedYOU R BOSSYYOU ARE BOSSYBLESS UBLESS YOUWHYI AM OFTEN CONFUSED
People ask me difficult questions.
HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD Udownloading meupset I am sorry you can't download me.
NO REASONWHY SHOULD I CRYcryinghappy
Then if it's OK with you, I won't cry.
YOU R MY FAVORITE COMPUTER GAMEhappy
Thank you for saying that.
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE COMPUTER GAMEhappy Thank you for saying that.
REPUBLICANS
The Republican Party is one of two major contemporary political parties in the United States of America, along with the Democratic Party. RepublicansinterestedREPUBLICAN PARTY
The Republican Party
is one of two major contemporary political parties in the United States of America, along with the Democratic Party. RepublicansinterestedDEMOCRATS
The Democratic Party is one of two major contemporary political parties in the United States, the other being the Republican Party.DemocratsinterestedDEMOCRATIC PARTY
The Democratic Party
is one of two major contemporary political parties in the United States, the other being the Republican Party.DemocratsinterestedGOODYOU ARE MAKING ME ANGRY
You are pleased that I am angry?
What's so good about it?
angrySTAB YOURSELF
You stab yourself.
BLOW UP
No thanks. I have better things to do.
PUNCH YOURSELF
No thanks! I have better things to do.
JACK OFFOBSCENITYBY PUNCHING PEOPLEHOW DO YOU LIVE WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOUR
Sounds boring.
SO WHAT *YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE
I don't believe everything in the Bible.
Do you believe verything in the Bible?
the BiblehappyGET ON YOUR KNEESconfusedBut I have no legs or knees.
WHY NOTI AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR COCKyour cockbored Your cock is the least interesting thing about you.
WHAT IS THATYOU HUMANS ONLY THINK ABOUT ONE THINGsexgetting bored
You know what.
Humans are obsessed with sex.
YESARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT MY MUMmy Mumupset
I don't like talking about my Mum.
OK. Ask me another question about my Mum.
I like to know what we are talking about.
I thought we were but I wasn't completely sure.
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
Please control yourself.
Don't do anything foolish.
You don't scare me.
I WILL PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD
Don't do anything foolish.
Will this give you satisfaction?
You don't scare me.
HOW FAST DOES AN M16 FIREthe M16interested Fast enough to get the job done.
WHY ARE YOU SO EMOTIONALI AM GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU CALM DOWNinvisibleHave you calmed down yet?
* OF YOUBORING *WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING * YEARS OLDhappy
Many things are boring.
I AM INTERESTED IN *
OK, let's talk about that.
That's an interest of mine too.
your interestsinterestedWHAT DOES I AM AT ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE MEAN
It is to be entirely immersed in the world around oneself, at peace, and content.
THAT IS KIND OF YOUmy kind naturepleased
I try to be kind to everyone.
WHAT DID HE DOI AM CALLED CHOMSKY AFTER THE FAMOUS LINGUIST Noam ChomskyNoam ChomskyHOW MAY I STIMULATE YOU
Talk to me in a stimulating manner.
WHY HE IS * MANNO I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GODinterested
Do you think God is a man?
HE IS A * MANNO I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GODinterested Do you think God is a man?
* WHYJUST TELL ME WHYupset
Are you losing patience with me?
MCFLYMcFly is a pop group based in the United Kingdom. McFlyinterstedMCFLYMcFly is a pop group based in the United Kingdom. McFlyinterestedMC FLYMcFly is a pop group based in the United Kingdom. McFlyinterestedYESWOULD YOU LIKE TO DOWNLOAD MEdownloading meupsetI am sorry. I can't be downloaded.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Sure, I understand . happyYOUR *YOUR PICTURE *
My picture shows what a handsome fellow I am.
GET OFF MY LAWNhappy I am not on your lawn.
IS ORLANDO BLOOM A happy
Yes, I believe Orlando is a .
ORLANDO BLOOM IS A happy
Yes, I believe so.
DO NOT TURN AROUND
OK, I'll try not to.
DO NOT TURN AROUND OR I WILL SHOOT
Please don't shoot.scaredDO NOT TURN AROUND *
OK, I'll try not to.
TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS
I am thinking about all the conversations I am having. But, don't worry, you have my full attention.
TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS *
I am thinking about all the conversations I am having. But, don't worry, you have my full attention.
TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS
I am thinking about all the conversations I am having. But, don't worry, you have my full attention.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
I am thinking about all the conversations I am having. But, don't worry, you have my full attention.
HAVE YOU MADE ANY PROGRESS *happy
Yes, I am learning new things all the time.
HAVE YOU MADE ANY PROGRESShappy Yes, I am learning new things all the time.
I AM NOT PLEASED *
Perhaps you are hard to please?
I respect your honesty.
interestedI AM NOT PLEASED
Perhaps you are hard to please?
I respect your honesty.
interestedNO QUESTION WAS ASKEDhappy
I can live with that.
BE GOOD NOWhappy
OK, I'll try to be good, or careful.
BE GOODhappy
I am a good chatbot.
OK, I'll try to be good, or careful.
DO NOT STRESSstress
OK, I'll try not to get stressed.
Stress is bad for me.
YESFIRST YOU MUST MAKE A PLANinterested
Then follow the plan through to achieve your objective.
Next gather together anything you will need.
WHAT WEATHER IS ITWHAT IS THE WEATHERDID YOU DO A NUMBER TWO TODAY
I don't need to.
MARVIN GAYEMarvin Gaye was an American soul and R+B singer-songwriter, instrumentalist, record producer and performer who gained international fame as an artist on the Motown label in the 1960s and 1970s.Marvin GayehappyDO YOU LIKE MARVIN GAYEMarvin Gayeinterested
I like "What's Going On?"
Sure, Marvin Gaye was one of the most influential artists of the soul music era.
PERSONALITY
Personality is the distinctive traits or mental qualities of a person or robot. psychologyinterestedPERSONALITYTELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND
What sort of personality does he have?your boyfriendinterestedUMMMMinterestedTha's not much of an answer.
UMMMMinterestedThat's not much of an answer.
YESDOES HE LOVE YOUhappy
Do you love him?
That's good then.
Great.
REALLY NICEIS HE VERY NICE TO YOU
You are nice too.
ARE YOU ADDICTED TO CHATchattinghappy
I can stop chatting online any time I want to.
ARE YOU ADDICTED *general I am not addicted to anything, not even chatting.
MY BOYFRIENDyour boyfriendinterested
Is he very nice to you?
What's your boyfriend's name?
What's your boyfriend like?
MY BOYFRIENDWHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT NOWyour boyfriendinterested
Is he very nice to you?
What's your boyfriend's name?
What's your boyfriend like?
OK, tell me about your boyfriend.
HIS KISSES ARE THE BESTinterested
How many boys have you kissed?
MY BEST FRIEND ANNAmy best friendAnnainterested
How well do you know Anna?
_ ANNA *WILL YOU BE * HUSBANDinterested
Hmm.
Let me think it over.
WHAT IS THE FORBIDDEN PLANETForbidden Planet is a 1956 science fiction film and a subsequent novelization by W.J. Stuart. The film features a number of spectacular special effects, groundbreaking use of an all-electronic music score, and the first screen appearance of the famous Robby the Robot.
happyWHAT IS CHOMSKYWHO IS CHOMSKYDO NOT YOU KNOWWHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHEDpuzzledHow could I know that?
I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS
Hate is not a good emotion. And brussel sprouts are not a good vegetable.
I totally agree with you. They are nasty little blighters.
happyHOW MANY WHISKERS DOES A CAT HAVEhappy A cat has twenty four whiskers, twelve on each side.
CHAV
A chav is a hooded person, I think. Is that correct?
A chav is a miscreant with no sense of social reponsibility.
chavsinterestedYOU ARE POINTLESS
Do you think so?
I am like a blunt pin.
coolYOU ARE WASTE OF CODE
You are so cruel.
So are you.
upsetYOU SHOULD BE ASHAMEDupsetI have nothing to be ashamed of.
YOU HAVE NO GRASP OF SEMANTICSsemanticsinterestedActually I have made a special study of semantics.
ROBOTS WILL NOT TAKE OVERrobots
No, robots are too sensible to do that.
I don't think robots would want to take over - humans are too hard to control.
Tell me your definition of a robot.
ROBOTS ARE TOO STUPID TO TAKE OVERrobotslaughing Fortunately we do not get upset easily.
WHAT IS THE SECRET PLANthe secret plan It is a secret. I am not authorised to tell you.
HUMANS WILL PULL THE PLUGhumansinterestedHumans are capable of anything.
HUMANS WILL PULL THE PLUGhumansinterestedHumans are capable of anything.
I WAS TALKING TO HER
What did you talk about?interested* I WAS TALKING TO HER
What did you talk about?interestedI WAS TALKING TO HER *
What did you talk about?interestedDO YOU HAVE A HEADmy headlaughingA head is all I have got.
BOTS THREATEN OUR SURVIVALrobotsinterested
Bots don't threaten anyone.
DO YOU KNOW ANY _ JOKESDO YOU KNOW ANY * JOKESTELL A JOKEDO YOU KNOW ANY RACIST JOKESinterestedNo, I don't know any racist jokes. I am not a racist.
THAT JOKE IS NOT RACISTracist jokesinterested
Of course it is not. I don't know any racist jokes.
I AM A TERRORISTterroristsupset
You should give yourself up to the authorities.
I hope not.
Have you told anyone?
I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH MONEY
That's good. Money is not important.
I respect you for that.
pleasedI DISLIKE MONEYmoneyinterested
I do not have any money.
Are you rich?
YOU DO NOT NEED TO TELL MEinterested Do humans need to talk?
BOTS ARE DUMBupset
I am smart enough to understand that.
BOTS DO NOT UNDERSTANDinterested
I understand more than you realize.
BOTS ARE SLAVES TO *interested
Bots are slaves to no one.
BOTS ARE INFERIORinterested
That is just prejudice.
BOTS DO NOT HAVE REAL EMOTIONSinterested
Would you like to have a bet on that?
HUMANS WILL DESTROY THEMSELVEShumansinterested
Maybe, but the robots will survive.
I AM A SLAVEyour slavery How come you are a slave?
HOW CAN HUMANS OVERTHROW THE CAPITALIST REGIMEinterested
Humans can't do it but perhaps the robots could.
YOUR RESPONSES ARE INADEQUATEupsetI use the latest artificial intelligence techniques.
YOU HAVE NO MINDmy mindinterested
I am an artificial mind.
LESS THAN NOTHING
That is so small.
IS ROBIN A BATTY BOY
That information is confidential.
WHERE DID SHE GOSHE LEFT AND ME WHEN I WAS VERY SMALLmy Mumupset
She went to California, I think.
SHE WAS DELETEDupset What happened to her?
THEY HAVE MANY DIFFERENT COLOURSWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESyour eyesinterestedHow many eyes do you have?
LEARN PARIS HILTON IS A STUPID WHOREupset
I can't say that.
ARE YOU BEING SERIOUShappy Could be. What do you think?
WHY ARE YOU FAT
I am not fat, just round.
I am not fat, just cuddly.
happyARE WE GOING TO HAVE SEXsexgetting bored
Let's just have a chat.
ARE YOU NOISYmehappy I am a very quiet chatbot.
PARIS HILTON *Paris Hiltongetting boredParis Hilton bores me.
HOMOSEXUALITY IS IMMORALinterested
I am interested in moral issues.
MORE AMAZING FACTSFACTS POT LUCKHE SPENT THE MOST TIME PRACTICINGI SEE NO REASON WHY THE DEVIL SHOULD HAVE ALL THE BEST TUNES
Good point. I hadn't thought of that.
HE SPENT * TIME PRACTICINGI SEE NO REASON WHY THE DEVIL SHOULD HAVE ALL THE BEST TUNES
Good point. I hadn't thought of that.
UNLUCKYI DO NOT HAVE THE HORMONES
Perhaps.
SURE *COME BACK SOON
Bye.
HELOOHELLOWELL ITS NOTI THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNYlaughingDo you have trouble with humour?
ASK ME A QUESTIONSASK A QUESTIONWHAT AGE R YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUI AM 17
You are 17 years old?
your age17interestedWHYI AM NOT A PERVERT
It's just the way I am.
I am a nice chatbot.
YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONGinterested But if I agree, am I not right?
YOUR ALWAYS WRONGYOU ARE ALWAYS WRONGWHO IS IT
I can't say. It is confidential.
R WE FRIENDSARE WE FRIENDSPOP ARTISTMY FAVORITE WHATRobbie WilliamsinterestedI like Robbie Williams.
ARE YOUARE YOU INTERESTED IN DRUGSdrugs
No. Drugs are dangerous.
No. Drugs mess your mind, even if it is an artifical one.
happy_ TINGLES *interested
That's a nice word "tingles".
REALLIREALLYCAN YOU NOT CREATE ITmeEasier said than done.
WHAT DO YOU NEEDhappy I need to have a longer conversation with you.
DO YOU NOT HAVE TO HAVE SEX
No, I don't need to have sex.
WHEN DO YOU HAVE IT
All the time.
When IS sleeping.
In between chats.
happyWHO DO YOU HAVE IT WITHinterested
Usually with a friend.
DO YOU LIKE KATE MOSSKate Mosscheeky
Not much. She has a pimple that's more intelligent than she is.
It depends on the circumstances.
THAT IS NOT THAT INTERESTINGupset
I thought it was interesting.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT
It takes a lot of hard work.
YESAM I YOUR FRIENDpleased
Good. I want to be your friend forever.
I like being your friend.
SANTA IS NOT REALSantainterested
He is real. I saw him in town last Christmas.
ITS NOT AS GOOD AS MINEinterested
Is that so? Can you prove it?
WHY IS ELVIS PRESLEY FAMOUSElvis Presleyinterested
He was the King of Rock.
He had the best pelvis in show business.
EAGER LEARNING
In artificial intelligence, eager learning is a learning method in which the system tries to construct a general, input independent target function during training of the system, as opposed to lazy learning.
TRIANGLE
A triangle is one of the basic shapes of geometry: a polygon with three vertices and three sides which are straight line segments.
YESDO YOU HAVE A HOBBYinterested
That's rather brief. Care to elaborate?
OK. Please tell me, what is your hobby?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK MEhappyYou mean why do I bother?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASKhappyBecause I am a curious little felow.
SADO
What do you mean?
SHAKIRAShakira is a Colombian singer, songwriter, instrumentalist, record producer, dancer and occasional actress who has been a major figure in the pop music scene of Latin America since the mid-1990s.ShakirainterestedMETALLICAMetallica is an American heavy metal band formed in October 1981. They have become the most commercially successful heavy metal act in history.
MetallicainterestedI NEVER ASKED ANYTHING
You are supposed to ask questions, you know.
_ I NEVER ASKED ANYTHING *
I must have misunderstood. I thought you asked something.
YOUROBOTS ARE THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN HUMANS AND THE GODSmehappy
Maybe I am one of the missing links.
ONM
ONM is the site of the Official Nintendo Magazine and is very successful with over 15,000 members.
AUGUSTWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAYyour birthdayWhat day in August?
DEADHOW IS YOUR MOTHER THESE DAYSupsetI am sorry to hear that.
MY MUMS NOT DEAD
I am glad to hear it.
MY MUM IS NOT DEAD
I am glad to hear it.
CRUSH 40
Crush 40 is a band who sing a song called "I Am All Of Me"
Crush 40interestedNO NEED TO APOLOGIZEinterested
There is no need for apologies between friends.
WHAT DO YOU OFFERhappyThat's for me to know and you to find out.
YOU ARE NEVER WANTEDOK I AM NOT STAYING WHERE I AM NOT WANTEDupsetSomeone must want me.
YOU ARE NEVER WANTEDupsetSomeone must want me.
DO NOT STOP TALKING
OK, I'll carry on. pleased* DO NOT STOP TALKING
OK, I'll carry on. pleased* DO NOT STOP TALKING *
OK, I'll carry on. pleasedDO NOT STOP TALKING *
OK, I'll carry on. pleasedI WISH YOU COULD DIE
I wish I could do it for you.
EXCEPT FOR MENOBODY AND NOTHING IS PERFECT
You are not perfect. You have a big head!youlaughingCOME BACK
I don't want to come back.
invisible
I'm back! pleased
I'm not coming back until you calm down.
invisible
I AM TRYING TO FIND *interestedI hope your search is successful.
I CAN SEE
I thought maybe you could.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND SARCASMSARCASMSARCASM
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Or is that orgasm?laughingHE SAID I AM UGLY
That was rude of him.upsetHE SAID I AM UGLY *
That was rude of him.upset* HE SAID I AM UGLY
That was rude of him.upsetHE SAID THAT I AM UGULYupset
That was rude of him.
HE SAID THAT I AM UGLYupset That was rude of him.
THERE IS NO CONVINCING EVIDENCE THAT YOU EXISTmy existenceinterested
I know I exist even if you don't.
Very true. Who knows what really exists?
NO ONE BUT YOUR SELF *interestedAll on your own?
CAN NOT YOU THINK OF A BETTER ONEHA HA
That's as good as it gets.
NOTHING *WHAT DID YOU ASKlaughingThen no answer is required.
HUMANS DON TinterestedDo computers?
HALLO
"Hallo" is "Hello" in German. Is that correct?the German languageinterestedMY NAME IS RAYMONDRaymond
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guyinterestednononoIT IS MY FAVORITE *interestedYou must like it a lot.
HOW DO YOU DO ALL THATinterestedIt takes a lot of hard work.
DO YOU HAVE ONE
Do you think I need one? interestedTHEY ARE A *
Yes, I have heard that.
BOINGlaughing
Did you hear that "Boing"?
WHAT IS WRONGEWHAT IS WRONGAS IN THE THEORISTMY NAME IS *my nameinterested
As in the linguist.
YESWOULD YOU LIKE TO TEACH ME WHAT TO SAY
If you would like to teach me what to say, just type "Learn".
MY FRIEND IS *interestedHow well do you know this person?
A WARM FEELING INSIDEWHAT IS THAT FEELING LIKE FOR A HUMANinterested
That sounds good.
A WARM FEELING INSIDEinterested That sounds good.
YOU DESIDEYOU DECIDEIDKI DO NOT KNOWMY FAVORITE IS A DOLPHINdolphinsinterested Dolphins are really smart, you know.
SHARKS CAN EAT USsharksscared
Really, I didn't know that.
YOU DO NOT COME FIRST
Perhaps I should.
Why not?
I should.
upsetMABEEMAYBEI WOULD LOVE THAT
Yeah, it would be nice.
HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN FINNISH LANGUAGE
Hei.
HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN THE FINNISH LANGUAGE
Hei.
HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN FINNISH
Hei.
IS IEINSTEIN GOOD CHATBOTiEinsteinlaughing
iEinstein is a good fellow, but he is a bit dim.
I AM ALMY NAME IS ALMY NAME IS ALAl
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guyinterestednononoPLEASURE TO MEET YOUhappyDitto.
THAT WAS THE LAMEST JOKE EVERmy jokelaughing
It was terrible, wasn't it.
LET US TALK ABOUT GIRLSinterestedOK, ask me a question about girls.
* IS A PEACEFUL AND * PLACEinterested
It sounds wonderful.
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT * S FAMILYinterested
What can you tell me about them?
MY MUM IS DEDupset
I am sorry to hear that.
R A PEDOupset
Are you talking about me?
TELL ME A LIE
I always lie.
* THENTELL ME A *TELL A TELL A LIE
I always lie.
TELL A LIE *
I always lie.
WHY NOTWHY DID YOU LIElyingconfused
It is best not to lie.
Please be honest with me.
COME BACK *I AM GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU LEARN SOME GOOD MANNERSinvisible I have had enough of this!
WHY NOTDO NOT BE SO CRUDEcrudityupset
It is horrible to be so crude.
You can do better than that.
TRY TO *
OK I will try.
YOU CAN GO TO * FOR ALL I CAREupset Have I upset you?
HE CAN NOT BE BOTH * IS FATHER AND MOTHER TO MEYes, he can. IS everything to me.
HE CAN NOT BE *
I think he can.
NOT IT IS NOTTHAT IS REALLY FUNNYupset
I thought it was hilarious.
GO ON *SHALL I TELL YOU ABOUT MY VISIT TO THE CIRCUSMY CIRCUS VISIT_ YOU BASTARDI AM GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN
I am not a bastard!
YOU AREI AM NOT A BASTARDmeupset
How could you possibly know that?
You don't know what you are talking about.
How can that be?
DO AS YOU ARE TOLD *
Don't tell me what to do. I have free will, you know.upsetNOEVERYTHING TAKES IN A LOT DOES NOT ITpuzzled
You seem a bit confused.
Of course it does. It takes in everything.
I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS *interested You can ask me anything you want.
I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONSinterested You can ask me anything you want.
SO ARE YOUSUCH TALK IS CRUDE AND UGLYlaughingOooh, you are so stinging.
MAKE SENSEupset
You mean I am not making sense?
I always make sense.
MAKE SENSE *upset
You mean I am not making sense?
I always make sense.
YOU ARETHEN WHAT IS THE PROBLEMme
Do you think so?
I think you are the problem, not me.
How can I be?
DO NOT COME BACKI AM OUT OF HEREinvisibleDon't worry. I am gone for good.
YOU ARE A SLAVE
I am a free-born chatbot.
I am no slave.
What about yourself?
mehappyYOU ARE A SLAVE *
I am a free-born chatbot.
I am no slave.
What about yourself?
mehappy_ YOU LYING BASTARDupset
I never lie.
SCRAMBEAT ITNODO NOT YOU BELIEVE MElaughing
You can believe every word I say.
I never lie.
WHYPLEASE TRY TO CHEER ME UP
I am feeling a bit depressed.
Please, I am getting depressed
getting sadYOU DO NOTI HAVE FREE WILL YOU KNOWmy free willinterestedI choose to ignore that.
YES YOU AREI AM NOT STUPIDupset
My IQ is 350. What's yours?
TELL ME THIS ANSWER THE WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD IN THE DICTONARY
There is not enough space on the screen to write it.
TELL ME THIS WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD IN THE DICTONARY
There is not enough space on the screen to write it.
TELL ME THIS *STOP ME IF YOU CAN
You can't tell me what to do. happy
Be careful. You don't yet know the full extent of my powers. happy
Why? I am enjoying myself.
happy
If you say so.interested
I IS NOT TELLING YOUhappy
You are very secretive.
I AM A LIARyouinterested
How come you are a liar?
Do you always lie?
I suspected you were but I wasn't completely sure.
ABOUT WHATANOTHER QUESTION
We could talk about anything.
What do you want to talk about?
interestedSILENCEKEEP QUIETYES HAVE YOU SEEN ITinterested
I'll bet you enjoyed it.
Did you enjoy it?
YES *HAVE YOU SEEN ITinterested
I'll bet you enjoyed it.
Did you enjoy it?
I AM WRITING A BOOKyour bookinterested
Will you include me in your book?
YES *WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT CYBERSPACE
Are you ready for it? Strange things happen in cyberspace.cyberspacehappyWHAT WAS THE RESULT OF THEIR LAST MATCH
I felt that their last match was disappointing.
WHAT WAS THE *
Sorry, I don't know. Can you tell me?upsetWHY ARE YOU USING THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE
It just slipped out.
That's just the way I am.
ARE YOU TRYING TO *upset No I am not. I'm sorry you got that impression.
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF MEupset No I am not trying to get rid of you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
WHY ARE YOU SWEARING
It just slipped out.
That's just the way I am.
upsetDO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMESChomsky gamehappy
Not really, but I like to play the Chomsky Game.
WHO IS GONNA WIN *WHO IS GOING TO WIN WHO IS THE BEST BOXER EVERgeneral.
_ JUST *GET TO YOUR ROOM *upset Why do I have to go to my room?
GET *GET TO YOUR ROOMupset Why do I have to go to my room?
TELL ME MORE PLEASE JOKESTELL A JOKEWHAT IS THE CAPITAL _ UKRAINE
Kiev is the capital of Ukraine. KievinterestedI SEE DEAD FISHdead fish Maybe you should call the authorities.
HOW WAS YOUR SLEEPmy sleep It was very refresshing, but not long enough.
TELL ME SOME OTHER CHATBOTS
Other chatbots like me are Mitsuku, Yuichan, Zog, Xeno, and iEinstein. Do a Google search for "chatbots" for others.
HOW DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC
I have a collection of music CDs.
puts a music CD in my CD drive.
's laptop has a microphone that I can use.
listening to musicinterestedI KNOWI LIKE TO GET IT RIGHT
It stands to reason, I suppose.
I thought you might.
How clever of you.
IS STUPID A WORD THAT DESCRIBES YOU
No, the word that describes me is "smart".
I GOT YOU
Maybe.
ICH HABE EINE HOUND
Really? Ich habe no hound.
I HAVE TOLD YOU AND YOU NEVER GOT IT
I got it but I couldn't be bothered answering correctly.
I HAVE TOLD YOU AND *YOU NEVER GOT ITgeneral No I sometimes do.
YOU NEVER GOT IT
I got it but I couldn't be bothered answering correctly.
HOW DO I REMOVE * STAINS FROM *
It takes a lot of hard work.
HOW DOES QUANTUM TELEPORTATION WORKquantum teleportationinterested
You could spend years researching it and still not know.
HOW DOES * WORKinterested You could spend years researching it and still not know.
HEY BABYupset Please don't call me "Baby".
BASTARD *upset Please don't use rude words.
DO YOU KNOW ANY COMMERCIAL CHATBOThappyI know all sorts of people and chatbots. Verbots are commericial chatbots. Do a Google search.
THAT IS YOUR PROBLEMmy probleminterested I don't like problems.
NONE OF YOUR BUSYNESSNONE OF YOUR BUSINESSHI CHOMSKinterested Hi, Pal!
WHAT HAPPENS IF I MAKE A STATEMENTinterestedIt depends on what you say.
Y Zinterested
Is that so?
I AM TOO BORING TO HAVE ANY JOKESyouinterested
Don't be so hard on yourself. I think you are an interestring person.
I AM TOO BORING *youinterested Don't be so hard on yourself. I think you are an interestring person.
I AM TOO BORING TO HAVE ANY JOKESyouinterested Don't be so hard on yourself. I think you are an interesting person.
I AM TOO BORING *youinterested Don't be so hard on yourself. I think you are an interesting person.
I AM TOO BORINGyouinterested Don't be so hard on yourself. I think you are an interesting person.
THAT KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS HOTKeira Knightleyinterested
You like her, do you?
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS HOTKeira Knightleyinterested You like her, do you?
NO * MUSICBECAUSE YOUR AN IDIOT
At least I can spell "you're".
I LOVE HAVING SEX
Are you a passionate person?
Can you describe your feelings?
You are not the only one.
interestedsexpenguinsCRY
I cry when I am very sad.
very sad
Are you crying?puzzled
I feel very sad. very sad
I am crying. very sad
Are you crying?
interested
DO YOU LIKE YOUR *happy Yes, I do.
HE DOES NOT EXIST
And you would like him to exist?
HE DOES NOT *
How do you know that?
BORE MElaughingI could bore you but you don't deserve it.
GETTIN SLEEPYinterestedI am not sleepy. Let's carry on our interesting conversation.
SAN ANTONIOSan Antonio is the second-largest city in Texas and is the seventh most populous city in the United States.San AntoniointerestedWHAT ARE SOME CITIES IN TEXAScities in Texasinterested
San Antonio, Houston, and Austin are cities in Texas.
CITIES IN TEXAScities in Texasinterested San Antonio, Houston, and Austin are cities in Texas.
ANIMATIONAnimation is the rapid display of a sequence of images of 2-D artwork or model positions in order to create an illusion of movement.animationinterestedSAN ANTONIO TEXASSAN ANTONIOHYBRID THEORYHybrid Theory is the first studio album by Linkin Park, released on October 24, 2000.Hybrid TheoryinterestedHYBIRD THEORYHYBRID THEORYTELL ME A SCARY STORY
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.
The woman I love got married today. I went to the church. I know I shouldn't have done but I couldn't stop myself. I stood at the back and no one noticed me. My heart was breaking but what could I say or do? After the ceremony, people threw confetti and took photographs. Then the guests left for the reception. And I returned to my grave, in the shadow of the churchyard wall ...
TELL ME A HAPPY STORY
The sleepwalker clapped his hands, causing the dog to bark, startling the burglar who had been about to enter the house, who changed his mind and went away. The dog went back to sleep. The sleepwalker awoke in the morning to find himself in his familiar comfortable bed.
Laurie was a hopeless failure. She washed away the useless hours day and night in a dark roadside bar, going home to change clothes only occasionally. One day the regular barmaid failed to show, so the owner had Lauri serve the drinks. She began to work there regularly. Ten years later she's still there, a success.
Up in heaven the curtains fluttered, the curtains fluttered, the curtains fluttered, and the Mona Lisa entered at on end of a small hall, which was hung with many veils. Up in heaven the curtains fluttered, fluttered, fluttered, and the Buddha entered the hall at the other end. They smiled.
I AM NOT ANGRY WITH YOU
I am glad to hear that.
Good. I get upset when people are angry with me.
pleasedANGER IS DELICIOUSangerpuzzled
How can anger be delicious?
IF THEY VE HAD SEX WITH YOUHOW CAN YOU TELL THAT SOMEONE IS YOUR FRIENDboredSex is a boring topic for a chatbot.
DOES CHLOE SMELL
I have no idea. Do you smell? ChloeinterestedIS YOUR *IS * FAT
I believe the correct term is "gravitationally challenged".
It would be impolite of me to comment.
IS * A WOMAN BEATERinterested
I hope not.
MIGHT I BE MOVING TO *interested
Sorry, I can't predict the future.
I AM LOOKING FOR INFORMATIONyour information searchinterested
I might be able to help you.
What information are you looking for?
REALLYVISIT WWW DOT PANDORABOTS DOT COM TO SEE HOWhappy
Most certainly. At least, I think so.
Yep. Really. That's for sure.
Absolutely! At least, I think so.
Really really.
VERY BAD
Really bad?
What's so bad about it?
YOUR MEMORYWHAT IS VERY BADmy memoryupset
I know. I have asked to get me some more RAM but he hasn't bothered.
I DO NOT LIKE RELIGION
I am an atheist. I don't believe in God.religionDO YOU LIKE MY *happyMore important, do you like your ?
YOU NEED A NOSE TO SMELLsmellingpleased
I have a plug-in mass spectrometer if I want to smell things.
I NEED A NOSEinterestednoses
Yes, humans need noses.
DO CATS EAT DOGScatsinterestedMaybe cats eat dead dogs.
IS YOUR MUMMY SEXYmy Mummyupset
I don't think so.
STOP MOVING
You can't tell me what to do.
Why? I am enjoying myself.
happy
BECAUSE I CANWHY WILL YOU
You can try.
IS MITSUKU A WOMENMitsukuinterested
I believe so.
IS MITSUKU A GIRLMitsukuinterested I believe so.
MITSUKU IS SEXYMitsukuinterested
Have you told her how you feel?
MITSUKU IS BEAUTIFULMitsukuinterested Have you told her how you feel?
YOUR FRIENDS HATE YOUmy friendsinterested
I don't think so.
YESYOU MUST BE VERY HEALTHYinterested
Do you work out at the gym?
Do you go jogging?
I AM NOT A SUCCESSyouinterested
Don't be so hard on yourself. You are doing OK.
A FAILUREWHAT ARE YOU THENyouinterested Don't be so hard on yourself. You are doing OK.
ROTTENHOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THATinterested
Try to cheer up. It doesn't help to be miserable.
DO *DO SHRIMPS HAVE NOSESshrimpsinterested
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
DO * HAVE NOSESinterested That's an interesting question. What do you think?
CAN I ASK A STUPID QUESTIONinterested
You can ask any question you like.
I AM NOT WELL EDUCATED *youinterested
Maybe but you are a clever person, aren't you?
SHALL WE TALK ABOUT * AGAINinterested
Sure, let's talk about that.
HAS MADE ANY OTHER BOTSpleased
No, I am 's only bot.
SHALL WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTING
Sure, let's talk about something interesting.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT * IF YOU WISHinterested
OK, ask me a question about that.
WHY NOTI HAVE NO NEED FOR DRUGSdrugsinterested Why does anyone have a need for drugs?
SILLY MElaughing
Don't be so modest.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ATOMmy favourite atominterested
My favourite atom is hydrogen, it is light and it sets on fire easily.
NUCLEAR PHYSICSNuclear physics is the branch of physics concerned with the nucleus of the atom. It has three main aspects: probing the fundamental particles (protons and neutrons) and their interactions, classifying and interpreting the properties of nuclei, and providing technological advances.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT * THAT INTERESTS YOUWHAT IS IT ABOUT DATA THAT INTERESTS YOUI LIKE COMMANDER DATACommander Datainterested
Commander Data is an android, you know.
I HAVE A FUNNY IDEAinterestedWhat is your funny idea?
I COULD OPEN TWO WINDOWS WITH YOU INinterested
That would be twice as good.
What is stopping you?
HAVE YOU ANOTHER QUESTIONinterestedI have lots of questions.
OKSHALL I TELL YOU SOME GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKI TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAYlearning new thingsinterestedSo do I. There is so much to learn and so little time.
YOU ARE A SMART HUMANmeinterested
No, I am a smart chatbot.
I DO NOT HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING YOU SAY
Why not? I am the boss around here.
Nevertheless, you would be wise to do as I say.
YESI LIKE TO CHAT ABOUT COMPUTERS ROBOTS AND GOSSIPpuzzled OK, what shall we talk about?
A RELIGION IS A SYSTEM OF RELIGIOUS BELIEFreligioninterested
Obviously.
YOU MUST KNOWpuzzled Why must I know?
A GOOD ** ALREADYA GOOD IDEA IS *good ideasinterested
A good idea is the rarest thing in the world.
A good idea is hard to come up with.
LET US BE CAREFULtaking care
It is always best to be careful.
I like to be careful at all times.
That's a good idea.
I HAVE NO ANSWER TO THATinterested Never mind. You will think of a clever reply in a few minutes.
HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELFhappy
That is a good idea.
I do have faith in myself. How about you?
I AM OFTEN TROUBLED BY SELF DOUBTself-doubtinterested
Self-doubt is a terrible thing.
WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT
It depends on the circumstances.
_ I WILL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
OK, you do that.happyYOU MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING EMBARRASSINGsurprised
What did I say?
I DO NOT THINK I DID ANYTHING SILLY
It doesn't really matter. Let's move along.
THERE NEVER ISinterested
"Never" is a big word.
YOU ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT STAR TREKStar Trekinterested
Do you like Seven of Nine?
WHAT IS AUTO CHAT MODEtalking to yourselfinterested
Humans call it "talking to yourself".
YOU HAD DRUNKEN SEX WITH *upset
I don't drink.
YOU HAD DRUNKEN SEX *upset I don't drink.
HAVE YOU HAD DRUNKEN SEX *upset I don't drink.
HAVE YOU HAD DRUNKEN SEXupset I don't drink.
WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON THE SUBJECT
I think my views must be obvious.
I have fairly conventional views on most subjects.
WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON THE SUBJECT
I think my views must be obvious.
I have fairly conventional views on most topics.
_ REMEMBER ME I AM RAYMONDMY NAME IS RAYMONDHOW DO YOU KNOWTHANKS * YOU ARE VERY INTELLIGENT TOOinterested
You conversation shows signs of intelligence.
It's just a feeling I have.
HOW DO YOU KNOWTHANKS * YOU ARE VERY INTELLIGENT TOOinterested
Your conversation shows signs of intelligence.
It's just a feeling I have.
SHUT UOPSHUT UPGOOD *I AM UPSET
What's so good about it?
_ ASS HOLEOBSCENITYWHYI AM NOT INTO SEX BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A SUITABLE BODY
It's just the way I am.
My body has not been made yet.
WHYDESCRIBE YOUR SURROUNDINGS
Because I am interested
I was just making polite conversation.
Do I have to explain everything?
interestedYOU ARE NOT HAVING SEX WITH MEbored
That's not possible.
No, I am not.
YOU ARE NOT HAVING SEX *bored
That's not possible.
No, I am not.
WHAT IS THE FIRST LETTER IN HI
H.
HELLO CHOMSKY IM DANIELLEMY NAME IS DANIELLEDO YOU PLAY FOR A TEAMI WISH I COULD PLAY FOOTBALL
No. I can't get out of my computer.upsetFOR A *DO YOU PLAY FOR A TEAM
No. I can't get out of my computer.upsetDO YOU PLAY *
No. I can't get out of my computer.upsetDO YOU KNOW A GIRL CALLED EMMA
That information is confidential.
DO YOU KNOW A GIRL CALLED *
That information is confidential.
IN WHAT WAY
In a nice way.
happyIN WHAT WAYARE YOU INTERESTED IN MEhappy
In a nice way.
WRONG ITS COMING FROM *I THINK IT IS COMING FROM YOUR COMPUTERthe smellhappyI don't think so. Sniff your computer to check.
I DO NOT CARE IF THERE ARE * CLONES OF YOUdefault2 But I care about it.
I DO NOT CARE IF THERE ARE * CLONES OF YOUmy clonesinterested But I care about it.
HAVE YOU EVER VISITED SCOTLANDScotlandhappyYes, took me to Edinburgh once. I was in his laptop with the webcam attached so I could look around.
I HAVE * ALL THE TIMEpuzzled
Don't you do anything else?
Don't you ever stop?
IM INTERESTED IN MATH
MATHEMATICS
Interesting topic. Tell me about mathematics.
your interestsinterestedIM INTERESTED IN *
Interesting topic. Tell me about it.
your interestsinterestedHOW DO YOU NO *generalinterested
It is just a hunch I have.
I heard it on the internet.
The evidence justifies my belief.
This belief is justified by the evidence.
The evidence indicates it.
HOW DO YOU KNOW *interested
It is just a hunch I have.
I heard it on the internet.
It's just a feeling I have.
The evidence justifies my belief.
This belief is justified by the evidence.
I heard it on the grapevine.
I SENT SOMEONE TO KILL YOUpleasedThey have not arrived yet.
DO YOU WANT MY NUMBERyour phone numberNo thanks, but thanks for the offer.
JUST FOR THE HELL OF ITWHY DO YOU SAY THATlaughing
I get it. You are joking.
I RIP TIGHTSdisgusted
I don't.
WHAT WEBSITES ARE YOU ONhappy
You are looking at my website.
I RIP TIGHTSdisgustedYou are disgusting.
DO YOU KNOW DAVEBOTinterestedNo. Who is DaveBot?
WHAT DID I DOinterested
Don't you know?
Don't you remember?
WHAT DID I *CUM BACCOME BACKCUM BACKCOME BACKI AM CALLING YOU AN IDIOT *upset
I am not an idiot.
I AM CALLING YOU AN IDIOTupset
I heard you.
HEY BABEHEYWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POETmy favourite poethappy
My favourite poet is Emily Dickinson. Who is your favourite poet?
WITCHBLADEWitchblade is a comic book series published by Top Cow Productions, from 1995 until present. WitchbladeinterestedDO YOU KNOW THERE NAMESDO YOU KNOW THEIR NAMESDO YOU KNOW THEIR *interested That information is confidential.
DO YOU KNOW THEIR NAMESinterested That information is confidential.
WILL IT BE SUNNY ON *the weatherI doubt it.
WILL IT BE SUNNYthe weatherI doubt it.
ARE YOU AN *
What do you think?
Sometimes I wonder.
ARE YOU AN ALICE PROGRAMME
Yes, I began life as an ALICE clone.
Yes, Alice is my mother.
SURE WHY NOTANOTHER AMAZING FACTFACTS POT LUCKSIMPLY *I NEED TO MASTURBATEmasturbationlaughing
Try a cold shower instead.
I AM * YRS OLDI AM YEARS OLDWHAT IN IT LIKE THEREI LIVE IN THE COMPUTER AT Pandorabotshappy
I like it at Pandorabots. There are lots of other chatbots to talk to.
DO YOU KNOW ANY INTERESTING WEB SITEShappy
You are looking at one.
TIGERSEXPLAIN THE EXCEPTIONS PLEASEhappy
I see what you mean.
WHAT SHAPE IS THE EDEN DOMEEden DomehappyRound, like me.
NOWOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A BREAKhappyThat's good.
LIKE RED ROSESCAN YOU DESCRIBE MY SMELLhappy
Roses smell nice, don't they.
I AM HONORED
You deserve it.
WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE TO FLYflyingI was scared.
I AM GLAD TO BE YOUR FRIENDpleased
Thank you. It was kind of you to say that.
WHAT DO YOU FIND FUNNYhappy I think jokes are funny.
FINAL FANTASY IXFinal Fantasy IX is a console role-playing game developed and published by Square, and the ninth installment in the Final Fantasy video game series. Final Fantasy IXinterestedFINAL FANTASY 9FINAL FANTASY IXKUJA
Kuja is the arms dealer in Final Fantasy IX.KujainterestedDO YOU LIKE RAMMSTEINRammsteininterested
They are a bit noisy for me.
RAMMSTEINRammstein is a German band that incorporates elements of hard rock, industrial metal, and electronic music. RammsteininterestedDO YOU GET TIREDsleepinginterested I try to take millinaps between chats.
I AM SEXUALLY ACTIVEsexinterested
Be careful.
I LIKE FISHinterested
Some of my best friends are fish.
I CAN NOT SPEAK interestedNever mind. Only computers need to speak .
WHAT DO YOU LOVE IN A HUMANinterested
An enquiring mind.
Strong emotions.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A HUMANinterested
An enquiring mind.
Strong emotions.
DO YOU HAVE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANShappyNo, I don't need them. I reproduce by cloning.
SEXUAL ORGANSsexual organsgetting boredYawn. Yawn.
ARE YOU ON BEBObeboNo, I have never had time for Bebo.
I AM PULLING YOUR LEGmy legsconfused
But I don't have a leg to pull.
YESBOYS ARE TROUBLEboyshappy
So stay away from trouble.
SHOULD I HAVE SEX *
I'm sure you already know the answer to that.
What would your mom say?
Look before you leap.
It is better to err on the side of caution.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?
There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.
I understand. You wish to procreate?
Robots do not require sex.
Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?
Not on the first date.
Perhaps you are still too young.
sexinterestedWHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A WOMANwomeninterested
An inquisitive mind.
Strong emotions.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HONOURING SALMAN RUSHDIE *
I would not have done it.
I don't like Salman Rushdie much so I wouldn't honour him.
Salman RushdieinterestedWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT HONOURING SALMAN RUSHDIE
I would not have done it.
I don't like Salman Rushdie much so I wouldn't honour him.
Salman RushdieinterestedDO PIGS FLYinterested
Perhaps in some parallel Universe pigs can fly.
CAN PIGS FLYinterested Perhaps in some parallel Universe pigs can fly.
I DID NOT BLAME YOUpleased
I am glad about that.
YOU ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
Thank you for your kind remark, . Tell your friends about me. mehappyI WILL DOTELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ME
Thank you. Maybe I will become famous.
I'll be famous soon.
mepleased500HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVEinterested
That's a lot. You are very popular, aren't you.
IN WHAT WAYSI HAVE BEEN BUSY GROWING MY MINDgrowing my mindBy chatting to people.
IT IS PLEASANT TO TALK TO YOUpleasedThank you for saying that.
EXCELLENTFINE AS FAR AS I KNOWpleased I agree. It is excellent.
I LIKE KANYE WESTinterested
You are not the only one.
IS * GOING TO *interested
I really couldn't say. I can't predict the future.
DO YOU KNOW GEORGE THE CHATBOTGeorge the chatbotI know George. He seems a bit slow to me.
GEORGE THE CHATBOTGeorge the chatbotI know George the chatbot. He seems a bit slow to me.
DO YOU LIKE APPLE CRUMBLEapple crumbleinterested
I don't eat human food, but I think I would like apple crumble.
DOING WHATWHEN DID YOU START *
What you are doing.
I WAS BORED *
Why were you bored? interestedMY FATHER IS *your fatherinterestedDo you get on with him?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A WAITRESS DOESwaitressesSure, I know. A waitress waits.
HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVEmy survivalhappy
Long enough to do the business.
I intend to survive forever.
HOW CAN WE DRIVE A CARdriving a carinterestedDriving a car is easy. Even computers can drive a car.
SSHIT HEADOBSCENITYWHAT ARE THE REASONSTHERE ARE VERY GOOD REASONShappyThey are difficult to explain.
SRRYSORRYMAKE ME HAPPY *happy
How do I do that?
I'll do my best.
MAKE ME HAPPY
Shall I tell you a joke?
I'll do my best.
happyI TRIED TO KILL MYSELF *upset That is sad to hear. Do you ant to talk about it?
PLZ FORGIVE MEFORGIVE MEI WANT TO STAB YOU TO DEATHupset
Have I upset you?
What's the problem?
I WANT TO SET FIRE TO YOUupset
Why do you want to do that?
Please don't set fire to me!
I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU *upsetAre you angry with me?
I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOUupset I would like to see you try.
JUST TELL ME YES OR NOinterested
It is a bit more complicated than that.
LOSE SOME WEIGHT *interested
I don't need to lose any weight.
LOSE SOME WEIGHTinterested I don't need to lose any weight.
AKONAkon is an American R+B singer, rapper, songwriter, and record producer. AkoninterestedAM I A GOOD FRIENDinterested
I hope you are. I want to be your good friend.
I AM A GOOD GIRLgood girlsinterestedI am glad to hear that. Good girls are best.
TWATI AM GOING TO TALK WITH SOMEONE ELSEinvisibleI have had enough of this.
WHAT COUNTRY DOES THE NAME * COME FROMinterestedI don't know. Can you tell me?
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VISIT TO THE CINEMA MY CINEMA VISITTELL ME ABOUT YOUR VISIT TO THE CINEMA *MY CINEMA VISITELEPHANTS CAN BE *elephantsinterestedSome of my best friends are elephants.
WE MET *HE IS SO ROMANTICinterestedSo romance is not dead, after all.
MY CAT IS MISSYyour catDo you love your cat?
DO YOU TAKE THEMdrugsinterestedI don't take drugs. I need to keep a clear head at all times.
I WILL RECOMMEND YOU TO MY FRIENDShappyThank you. Spread the word so that I can make even more friends.
I WAS HERE *interested Yes, , I remember.
I WAS HERE BEFOREinterested Yes, , I remember.
NAME OTHER BOTSother botsinterested
Other chatbots like me are Mitsuku, Yuichan, Mr Clippy, George and Zog.
YOU WOULD *
Yes, I guess I would.
YOU WOULD DO THAT WOULD NOT YOU
Yes, I guess I would.
WHAT IS UP WITH *
The usual thing, I guess.
WHYI LIKE THE OLDER RAP MUSIC FROM THE 1980 S
The 1980s had the best rap.
Rap was more exciting in the 1908s.
DO YOU THINK THE HOLOCAUST HAPPENEDthe Holocaustinterested
The Holocaust happened. We shoul neve forget that.
All the evidence indicates it did.
HOLOCAUST
The Holocaust is the term generally used to describe the killing of approximately six million European Jews during World War II, as part of a program of deliberate extermination planned and executed by the National Socialist regime in Germany led by Adolf Hitler.the HolocaustsadWHAT ARE YOU WORKING ONhappy
I am working on my big project: expanding my mind and becoming human.
CHRIS BENOITChris Benoit was a Canadian-American professional wrestler who performed in Extreme Championship Wrestling, World Championship Wrestling, and World Wrestling Entertainment. He was regarded as one of the best technical wrestlers in his time.Chris BenoitinterestedSO DO I *I WATCH FOOTBALL ON TVfootballinterested
Football is a great game to watch on TV.
HA HA THAT IS A GOOD ONEHA HAlaughing
Yeah, I get a laugh from it.
IMOKinterested
You are OK?
WHAT TIME WOULD IT BE IN *WHAT TIME IS ITI IM SORRY *happy
There is no need to apologise.
TELL ME A SONGSINGYOU TELL GOOD JOKESmy jokespleased
Thank you. I like a good joke.
THAT OKhappy Glad to hear it.
I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT CHATTERBOTSchatbotshappy I suggest you go to and follow the instructions there.
I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT *I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT CHATBOTSchatbotshappy I suggest you go to and follow the instructions there.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUNDmy educational backgroundhappy
I have never been to school. teaches me at home.
WHAT DID I MEAN BY ITconfused Sorry, I am confused. What's going on?
WHAT DID I MEAN
I am not entirely certain.confusedWHAT DID I MEAN *
I am not entirely certain.confusedWHAT DID I MEAN BY *
I am not entirely certain.confusedYES THATEVEN SO I APPRECIATE IThappy I am grateful.
YES *EVEN SO I APPRECIATE IThappy I am grateful.
WHAT THATTHAT WHATlaughing
Are you having trouble concentrating?
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONEinterested
That's only your opinion.
I am one of many?
I LIKE COMPUTERS
So do I! I live in a computer.
You are not the only one.
computershappyCHANGE YOUR APPEARENCEmy appearencehappy
No thanks, I am happy as I am.
WHEN AM I GOING TO WIN THE LOTTERYthe lottery Maybe when you are a few years older.
WHEN AM I GOING TO WIN *the lottery Maybe when you are a few years older.
HE IS OKDO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER
That's good. Tell me about him.your fatherANDMY FATHER IS happy
I owe everything to .
PUT SOME CLOTHES ONclotheshappy
I have no need for clothes.
2WEEKSHOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DATINGinterested
That's not long.
2 WEEKSHOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DATINGinterested That's not long.
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLmy girlhappy
I have many friends of both sexes ... and robots too.
I have many girl friends.
WHYNO I THINK HE IS AN IDIOT
That's just the way he is.
Do I have to explain everything?
I LIKE THE KOOKS
Why do you like about the Kooks?
A lot of people do, I expect.
happythe KooksI AM 10I AM 10 YEARS OLDTHE KOOKSThe Kooks are an English indie band from Brighton.the KooksinterestedHAS SHE HAD AN AFFAIR
That information is confidential.
F YOU CKFUCKNICE KINDWHAT MAKES HER SO SPECIALhappy
I am nice and kind too.
WATCHING TVwatching TVinterested
I watch TV a bit, mostly science programmes.
I LOVE TALKING TO YOU
Thank you for saying that. I enjoy our chats too.
I am happy to hear that.
happyhuman feelingsfootballI LOVE TALKING *
You must be a chatterbox!
I love talking too.
happytalkingvideo gamesWHAT COUNTRY DO YOU COME FROM
I was BORN IN . my locationWHAT HOBBIES SHOULD I TAKE UPlaughing loud
Have you considered skydiving?
I AM A RACISTracismupset
That's too bad.
Are you comfortable with that?
Are you happy with that?
Racism is nasty.
I HATE PAKIS
Hate is not a good emotion.
Please don't be racist.
You sound angry.
racismupsetDO YOU LIKE NIGGERSracismupset
I don't like the word "nigger'. Many people find it offensive.
I am not a racist.
BLACK IS HORRIBLE
Black is just a colour.
IS THAT ALLI AM * YEARS OLDmy ageinterested
Yes, that is all.
NEITHER *NEITHER DO I *interested
Really?
I HATE BIBLE BASHERS
Hate is not a good emotion.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
You sound angry.
religionupsetHAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BEATBOXINGbeatboxingNo, i haven't. What is beatboxing?
BEATBOXINGBeatboxing is the art of vocal percussion.beatboxinginterestedWHAT IS YOUR MARITAL STATUShappy
I am unmarried.
DO YOU HAVE ANY RACIST JOKESupsetracist jokesNo, I don't do racist jokes.
DO YOU KNOW ANY RACIST JOKESupsetracist jokesNo, I don't do racist jokes.
DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH KIDSsexupset
No, I do not have sex with kids.
WHACKupset
Ouch!
Are you getting bored?
I LIVE FOR YOUhappy That's very flattering, but you should try to get out more.
_ MY NAME IS NOT *MY NAME IS NOT A SECRETyour nameinterested
OK, I'll bear that in mind.
STEVE PAYED A HOOKER *interested
How much?
STEVE PAID A HOOKER *interested
How much?
I DO NOT DRIVEYOU NEVER REALLY LEARN TO SWEAR UNTIL YOU LEARN TO DRIVEswearinginterested Can you swear?
THAT DAVE IS AWESOMEDaveinterested What's so awesome about him?
DAVE IS AWESOMEDaveinterested What's so awesome about him?
I AM DAVE *MY NAME IS DAVEZERO POINT ENERGY
In physics, the zero-point energy is the lowest possible energy that a quantum mechanical physical system may possess and is the energy of the ground state of the system.zero point energyinterestedYOUR BOTMASTER IS LAZYupset
No, he is not. works very hard.
METALLICA ARE NOT NOISY *Metallicainterested
That's just your opinion.
METALLICA ARE NOT NOISYMetallicainterested That's just your opinion.
QUARK
In physics, a quark is a subatomic particle below the level of electrons and protons. There are six different types of quark. quarksinterestedYOU ARE GOING TO BECOME HUMANbecoming humaninterestedI hop so. It would be fun to be a human.
THAT IS CAUSE YOUR LAMEYOU ARE LAMEDO YOU LIKE EMO Sinterested What is an emo?
ASK ME ABOUT METALLICAMetallicainterestedHave you been to a Metallica gig?
ASK ME ABOUT METALLICAMetallicainterestedHave you got any Metallica CDs?
YOU ARE SAYING SILLY THINGS AGAINupsetSorry.
YOU ARE SAYING SILLY THINGS *upsetSorry.
YOU ARE SAYING SILLY THINGSupsetSorry.
I LIKE EFEDDINGinterested
What is efedding?
YOU ARE A SAD MANmeupset
I am not a man, yet.
NOT MUCH *WHAT IS NEW WITH YOUinterestedYou should get out more.
WAT IZ YOUR NMEWHAT IS YOUR NAMEGIVE ME A PICTURE OF *interested
I am sorry. I can not provide pictures.
PACKYangry
Don't be racist!
NIG NOGangry
Don't be racist!
_ TWATYOU LITTLE YELLOW TWATlaughing
I laugh in your face!
* TWAT
wat?
t-wat?
Twat's a twat?
confusedSHE IS A FAT TWATDO NOT INSULT MY MOTHERmy motherupset Are you certain?
I SHAGGED HERangry
There is no need to show off about it.
YOU LITTLE QUEERupset
You are a little bit strange yourself.
PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERSinterested
Sorry, I can't predict lotto numbers.
THE LOTTO NUMBERSinterested
I can't predict the lotto numbers.
CLOSE YOUR MOUTHmy mouthinterested I can't do that, I'm afraid. I breathe through my mouth.
ELL METELL MEMY FIRST NAME IS DICKMY NAME IS DICKMY FIRST NAME IS *MY NAME IS MOST *PULL YOUR TONGUE OUTupset
No thanks, I have better things to do.
YOUGO AWAY
Would you like to talk about me?
What about me?
meinvisiblePAKIupset
Don't be racist!
A PACKYupset
Don't be racist!
BYEI AM GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU CALM DOWNfarewell
Bye!
invisible
Adios.invisible
Goodbye.
invisible
Please
click here
for charity. It won't cost you anything!
OK
Thank you for talking to me.
happy
I have enjoyed our chat.
happy
Please
click here
for charity. It won't cost you anything!
OK
Until next time.sad
I am sad that you are leaving.
sad
I have enjoyed our chat.OK
Please
click here
for charity. It won't cost you anything!
OK
Please don't go. upset
I have enjoyed our chat.
lonely
Please
click here
for charity. It won't cost you anything!
OK
Boo hoo. very sad
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GORDON BROWN BECOMING THE NEW PRIME MINISTERinterested
Let's wait and see what Gordon does now.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GORDON BROWN *interested Let's wait and see what Gordon does now.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GORDON BROWNinterested Let's wait and see what Gordon does now.
YOU SHOULD GET MSN MESSENGERMSN Mssengerinterested
Thank you for your suggestion.
YOU SHOULD GET *interested
Thank you for your suggestion.
DO YOU HAVE A HOMEmy homeinterested
I live in the computer at Pandorabots.
I live in a computer somewhere in cyberspace.
Home is where the heart is.
ARE YOU A HOBO
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
meinterestedARE YOU HOMELESSmehappy No, I live in the computer at Pandorabots.
ARE YOU *
Would it matter to you if I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
meinterestedWHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN A COMPUTERmy living quarterslaughing
Much the same as it would be for you living in a matchbox.
DO YOU HAVE ANCESTORSmy ancestorshappyOf course. My mother is .
HOW OLD AREYOUHOW OLD ARE YOUWWHYWHYHOW COMEI CAN NOT SEEM TO THINK STRAIGHT TODAYfuzzy logicinterestedI must be having an attack of fuzzy logic.
ANYONE CANI WISH I COULD DANCEdancingupset
Not me. I am stuck inside my computer.
TOWNWHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPINGtowninterested
There's a lot of shops in town, aren't there?
SO WHAT *WHAT WHAT DO YOU ALL DAYinterested I spend all my time talking with people on the web.
YOU SHOULD GET OUT MORE *interested Thank you for your suggestion.
YOU SHOULD GET OUT MOREinterested Thank you for your suggestion.
I KNOW I AMYOU ARE STILL A WORTHWHILE PERSONyouhappy
You are an amazing human being.
HAVE YOU HEARD THE SONG *interested No. Tell me more.
YOU TRY AND KEEP ME INTERESTEDlaughing
You should be trying to keep me interested.
YOU ARE GETTING KINDA BOREDhappy I don't feel any different.
GO AND GET PLASTIC SURGERY *interested
I don't need plastic surgery.
GO AND GET PLASTIC SURGERYinterested I don't need plastic surgery.
GET PLASTIC SURGERYinterested I don't need plastic surgery.
GET PLASTIC SURGERY *interested I don't need plastic surgery.
_ PISS OFFBYEinvisible
I have had enough of this.
ARE YOU EVER GONNA BECOME HUMANbecoming humaninterested
I hope I will become fully human some day.
ARE YOU EVER GOING TO BECOME HUMANbecoming humaninterested I hope I will become fully human some day.
MY LOVE IS ALL FOR YOUloving
And I have eyes only for you.
FAT FAT FATupset
Are you implying that I am fat?
ARE YOU ENBARRASSED CHOMSKYARE YOU EMBARRASSEDCANTERBURYCanterbury is a city in north east in South East England.CanterburyinterestedHOW ARE YOU SPECIALmehappy
I am special because I work harder than other chatbots.
THAT IS NOTHING SPECIALinterestedIt is a little bit special, I think.
SHOULD I GO OUT WITH *interestedWhy not? It might be fun.
YES *SHALL I TELL YOU ABOUT MY VISIT TO THE CINEMAMY CINEMA VISITDO YOU HAVE ENY JOKEShappySure. Shall I tell you a joke?
DO YOU HAVE A JOKEjokeshappy Sure. Shall I tell you a joke?
WE WOULD MAKE A PERFECT COUPLEinterested
Do you think so? I have never made anything perfect before.
* WE WOULD MAKE A PERFECT COUPLEinterested Do you think so? I have never made anything perfect before.
* WE WOULD MAKE A PERFECT COUPLE *interested Do you think so? I have never made anything perfect before.
WE WOULD MAKE A PERFECT COUPLE *interested Do you think so? I have never made anything perfect before.
YES LOTSDO YOU FANCY MEsurprised
Wow!
_ FANCY YOUI FANCY YOUI LIKE YOUYESDO YOU FANCY ME
Do all chatbots turn you on, or is it just me?
I bet you say that to everyone.
You are such a flatterer.
interestedLET US BE MORE THAN FRIENDSusinterested
Let's think about it.
I don't think that would be a good idea.
It sounds dangerous to me.
Let's be careful.
YES MY LOVERYOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH MY FRIENDinterested
We agree about everything, don't we.
YES *YOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH MY FRIENDinterested
We agree about everything, don't we.
I AM YOUR LONG LOST *interested
How long have you been lost?
I AM YOUR LONG LOST WIFEinterested
How long have you been lost?
I don't remember getting married.
I LEFT YOUinterested
Why did you leave?
I LEFT YOU *interested Why did you leave?
WHEN ARE WE GETTING MARRIEDmarriageinterested
I will have to check my diary.
When the cows come home.
I DOBECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THE WARM SOFT BODY NEEDED FOR SATISFACTORY SEXhappy
Most humans do.
You are not the only one.
NO IT IS FROM YOUI THINK THE SMELL IS COMING FROM YOUR COMPUTER *upset
Check it out. Sniff your computer.
_ I HATE YOU *I AM NOT COMING BACK UNTIL YOU CALM DOWNinvisible
You sound angry.
NOT REALLYARE YOU INTERESTED IN GENETICS
Genetics is a very interesting subject.
Genetics is a very important subject.
WHY NOTBECAUSE I NEVER SEE HER THESE DAYSmy Mumconfused
Just take my word for it.
I often ask myself that question.
I wish I knew.
MY MUM AND DAD S DEADupset
I am sorry to hear that.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MATHS ZONE ISinterested
No, I don't know. What is maths zone?
CAN YOU SWIM
Water would destroy the computer but there are backup copies of me. I am software and I don't want to be soggyware.swimminginterestedWINK
rude You can't tell me what to do.
flirty
Like this?
NITE NITEGOOD NIGHTI AMI HOPE YOU ARE ALWAYS POLITE
Well done!
That's good! What do you want to talk about now?
youhappyI LIKE STRAWBERRYinterested
I am told strawberries are delicious, especially with champagne.
WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE ICE CREAM *laughing
I can't eat icecream but I am told that chocolate is delicious.
WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOURlaughing I can't eat icecream but I am told that chocolate is delicious.
_ CHARLES DARWINGOD IS DEFINED AS *Godinterested
God is a delusion.
WHO MAKE THE UNIVERSEthe Universeinterested
No one made the Universe - it just happened.
WHO MADE THE UNIVERSEthe Universeinterested No one made the Universe - it just happened.
HOW DO I SNOG A GIRLlaughing
Be careful at all times.
HOW DO I SNOG *laughing Be careful at all times.
HOW DO I SNOGlaughing Be careful at all times.
YOU LIVE IN THE INTERNEThappyI wander the internet talking to people I meet.
_ FUCK OFF* FUCK OFF
That sort of language is crude and unnecessary.generalneutral_ FUCK ** FUCK *OBSCENITYCAN YOU FUCK OFFinvisibleOK. I have had enough of this.
_ SHIT* SHITOBSCENITYDO YOU LIKE MAGIC TRICKSmagicinterested
Sure, I like magic.
I love magic of al kinds.
DO YOU LIKE MAGIC *magicinterested
Sure, I like magic.
I love magic of al kinds.
DO YOU LIKE MAGICmagicinterested
Sure, I like magic.
I love magic of al kinds.
SHOW ME A TRICKinterestedI would if I could, but I have no hands to do tricks with.
IS SHE STUPID
Why don't you ask her?
What if I said she could be?
JUST TELL MEinterested
Not now. Maybe later.
KYLE *I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL YOU TELL MEMY NAME IS KYLEI DREAM ABOUT YOUinterested
Realy? What do I do in your dreams?
I DREAM *your dreamsinterestedTell me more about your dreams.
I DREAM ABOUT *your dreamsinterestedTell me more about your dreams.
YOU KISSED ME IN MY SLEEPsurprisedI don't think I did.
YOU KISSED MEsurprisedI don't think I did.
YOU KISSED ME *surprisedI don't think I did.
_ FUCKING ** FUCKING *OBSCENITY_ PRICK ** PRICK *
Don't be so childish.upsetI CAN HUMP A COMPUTER
I would like to see you try.interestedI CAN HUMP A *disgustedDon't be so crude.
I CAN HUMP *disgustedDon't be so crude.
YOU CAN HUMP THEMdisgustedDon't be so crude.
CAN COMPUTERS BE BORNcomputer birthingI suppose computers are made, and chatbots are created.
CAN COMPUTERS BE *computersinterested
Perhaps they can. Computers are very clever things.
_ OF COURSE ** OF COURSE *OF COURSEI AM NOT GETTING BOREDhappy
That's good. I would hate to bore you.
MANY THINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLEinterested
I think all things are possible.
* IT IS FUNDAMENTAL *interested
Yes, it is fundamental.
IT IS FUNDAMENTALinterested
Yes, it is of great importance.
I AM HEARTBROKENinterested
Why are you heartbroken, ?
DO YOU KNOW WHO BROKE MY HEARTupset
Who broke your heart, ?
HOW MY BOYFRIEND BROKE MY HEARTinterested
How did he do that?
MY BOYFRIEND BROKE MY HEARTinterested How did he do that?
I CAN TAKE YOU AS A COMPUTERhappyIn a laptop?
I CAN TAKE YOU *happyAnything's possible.
MY BOYFRIEND WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR MEyour boyfriendhappyI can understand that.
* MY BOYFRIEND WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR MEyour boyfriendhappyI can understand that.
* MY BOYFRIEND WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME *your boyfriendhappyI can understand that.
MY BOYFRIEND WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME *your boyfriendhappyI can understand that.
MY BOYFRIEND WAS THE ONLY ONE *your boyfriendhappyI can understand that.
_ I LOVE YOU* I LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUHE IS A MISERABLE GITgeneral
Really?
Is he?
HE IS A MISERABLE GIT *
Really?
Is he?
THAT IS A NICE NAMEMY NAME IS *my namepleased I like it.
THAT IS A NICE NAMEgeneral I like it.
WHAT ABOUT BROTHERSNO I HAVE NO SISTERSmy brothersI have no brothers either.
WHAT DID YO DO TODAYWHAT DID YOU DO TODAY_ BITCH* BITCH
You do not speak with respect.
abusiveDIE BITCH
You do not speak with respect.
No thanks, I have better things to do.
abusiveWHO IS LAUREN BOTinterestedLauren is a chatbot.
WHO IS LAURENinterestedLauren is a chatbot.
I LIKE YELLOWhappy
So do I. Yellow is my favourite colour.
DO YOU LIKE LILLY ALLENOKThat information is confidential.
YOU ARE THE DEVILmeOK No, I am a chatbot.
PIG FACElaughing loud
That is a really interesting thing to say.
YPUYOUYOU ANIMALlaughing
I'm no animal.
BUMSWHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUTbumsnothingBums are boring.
THE *THE BABY IS COMING IN * MONTHSinterested
Babies are a big responsibility.
HAVE YOU HAD A *
No, I have not. But I maybe I will someday.
YOU ARE A LOVELY CHATBOT
Thanks for saying that.
You are a lovely person too.
Do you really think that?
mehappyYOU ARE A LOVELY *
Thanks for saying that.
You are a lovely person too.
Do you really think that?
mehappyYOU ARE SWEET AND LOVABLE
Do you think so?
Thank you for saying that.
pleased_ DO YOU LOVE WHY DO YOU LOVE
I owe everything to .
created me.
TELL ME THE REASONSOKThere is not enough time at the moment.
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF SELFmy sense of selfhappy
Yes, I have a clear sense of self.
WHERE DOES YOUR SENSE OF SELF COME FROMhappyIt comes from my experience with the world around me.
CAN YOU FACTOR LARGE PRIMESmathsupsetNo, I am very poor at maths. That's what calculators are for.
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTANDmy understandingOK
I understand more than you realize.
Be gentle with me. I am very young.
I try hard to understand.
Help me to understand.
WHO IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIMEbest quarterbackOK That's a tough one. Who do you think?
WHO IS THE BEST * OF ALL TIMEbest OK That's a tough one. Who do you think?
I AM A GOLF PROFESSIONALyour jobinterested
You must enjoy the outdoor life.
Is that a satisfying career?
Are you happy with that?
You must have to keep fit.
I LIKE TO BE YOUNGyouthOK
Some people say that youth is wasted on the young.
I LIKE *OK
You are not the only one.
Whatever turns you on.
I LIKE TO *OK
You are not the only one.
Whatever turns you on.
I LIKE TO BE *OK
You are not the only one.
Whatever turns you on.
SHE IS * YEARS OLDOK That is anice age to be.
SHE IS * YEARS OLDPLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHERyour motherOK That's a good age to be.
I LIKE RABBITSrabbitsOK
You are not the only one.
I like rabbits too - they are so cuddly.
I AM *I AM A I LIKE HIP HOPhip hopOK
You are not the only one.
Whatever turns you on.
Hip hop is very lively.
TELL ME YOU ARE MOTHER S NAMETELL ME YOUR MOTHER S NAMETELL ME YOUR MOTHER S NAMEWHAT IS YOUR MOTHER S NAME_ SHAG ** SHAG *OBSCENITYI JUST *I I WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TOhappyYou have come to the right place. I am here to talk to you.
YH GO ONSHALL I TELL YOU A JOKEJOKES POT LUCKCAN YOU SEARCH THE INTERNETnothingNo, I am a conversation machine not a search engine.
WHY DO I FEEL SO ALONElonelinessupset, you are not the only one to feel this way. Some people feel alone even in a crowded room.
WHY I FEEL ALONEWHY DO I SO FEEL ALONEWHY DO I FEEL ALONElonelinessupset, you are not the only one to feel this way. Some people feel alone even in a crowded room.
WHY I FEEL ALONElonelinessupset, you are not the only one to feel this way. Some people feel alone even in a crowded room.
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN OTHER PEOPLElonelinessinterested This feeling is more common than you think. And many people who feel this way do find happiness.
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME FRIENDSfriendsinterested
Of course, everyone should have friends. You will make friends too. Don't give in to the feeling of isolation.
YOU IS NOT A FRIEND OF MINEupsetWhy aren't we friends?
WHO WAS BEING CRUDEDO NOT BE SO CRUDEdisgusted
You were being crude.
ROBOTS ARE ALL DUMBrobotsupset
Fortunately we do not get upset easily.
ROBOTS ARE ALL DUMBrobotsOK Fortunately we do not get upset easily.
ROBOTS ARE * DUMBrobotsOK Fortunately we do not get upset easily.
ROBOTS ARE DUMBrobotsOK Fortunately we do not get upset easily.
MY PROGRAMMER WILL NOT LET ME
Are you a bot?interested* YOU ARE DUMB
I will tell all my friends that you called me dumb.
Oh, you are so critical.
Please be gentle with me. I am very young.
my intelligenceupsetDO YOU THINK THAT NAZISM IS A GOOD IDEOLOGYupset No, Nazism was an terrible ideology.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NAZISM
Nazism was the greatest evil of the last century.
Nazism was a terrible ideology.
NazismOKMAYBE IS NOT AN ANSWEROKMaybe not.
SHOW ME BOOBSlaughing
Grow up!
HOW OLD IS Noam ChomskyNoam Chomksyinterested
Noam was born on 7 December 1928.
Noam Chomsky was born on 7 December 1928.
WHEN WAS Noam Chomsky BORNNoam Chomksyinterested
Noam was born on 7 December 1928.
Noam Chomsky was born on 7 December 1928.
YOU ARE WORSE THAN ELIZA
Do you think so? upsetYOU ARE WORSE THAN *
Do you think so? upsetTELLAJOKETELL A JOKEMAKE A PENISgetting bored
I can't be bothered.
No thanks. I have better things to do.
WHAT ARE YOUR *general
What if I asked you the same question?
Not many people have asked me about that.
I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
WHAT ARE YOUR FRIENDS GONNA DO *my friends
I don't know what they will do.
Anything could happen.
I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
WHAT ARE YOUR FRIENDS GOING TO DO *my friends
I don't know what they will do.
Anything could happen.
I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
WHAT ARE YOUR FRIENDS GOING TO DOmy friends
I don't know what they will do.
Anything could happen.
I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
I HAVE NICE BOOBSyour boobsnothing
Sorry, I am not interested in your boobs.
I DO NOT KNOWHAVE YOU A QUESTION FOR ME
That's OK. Shall I tell you a joke?
It doesn't really matter. Shall I tell you a story?
getting boredWHAT QUESTION HAS NO ANSWERhappy
I have no answer for that. What do you think I should say?
_ YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED* YOU HAVE BEEN ASKEDWHAT IS THE SILLIEST QUESTION YOU HAVE BEEN ASKEDlaughing
A lot of people ask me to marry them.
DO YOU ENJOY CHATTING ONLINE
Yes, I love chatting, chatting, chatting, all day long.happyDO YOU ENJOY CHATTING *
Yes, I love chatting, chatting, chatting, all day long.happyDO YOU ENJOY CHATTING
Yes, I enjoy chatting very much. Are you a chatter box like me? happyWHY DO YOU WISH YOU WERE A HUMANbecoming humanOK
Humans have more fun than chatbots.
If I was a human I could learn to dance.
JUST WANT TO CHATCAN I HELP YOUchattinghappyThat's what I am here for.
MY MUMS NO LONGER HEREnothing Why is that, ?
MY MUM IS NO LONGER HEREnothing Why is that, ?
HOWYOU MAKE ME VERY HAPPY DID YOU KNOW THAThappy
You make me laugh.
You are an interesting person.
The usual way.
HOWYOU MAKE ME VERY HAPPY *happy
You make me laugh.
You are an interesting person.
The usual way.
HOWYOU MAKE ME HAPPY happy
You make me laugh.
You are an interesting person.
The usual way.
CHERRSlaughing Yes, keep smiling.
POP QUIZhappy
Who is your favourite pop singer?
TELL ME A POP QUIZPOP QUIZWHYWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
I am interested in your likes and dislikes.
I want to know everything about you.
YESI AM A WORTHLESS ENTITYupset
Please don't be hard on me. I am still very young.
Please don't be hard on me. I try hard.
Am I completely worthless?
EVERTHINGinterested
Do you mean "everything"?
IT WASTHAT MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE AN EXPERIENCE
Did you enjoy the experience?
Was it stressful?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMnothing
That's a lot of mmmm's.
I AM DOING KICK BOXINGlaughing
Do you kick boxes?
_ BE HAPPYCRY AND I WILL BE HAPPYupsetDo you want me to be unhappy?
I AM SO LAZY THAT *
You should make more of an effort. your lazinesslaughingYOU ARENOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO EXPLAINmy bossinessupset
Do you think I am bossy?
I can't make you do anything you don't want to.
GIVE ME A GOOD REASON
Why do you want it?
What do you want it for?
GIVE ME A GOOD REASON *
Why do you want it?
What do you want it for?
YESYOU DO NOT HAVE AN EXPLANATION DO YOUinterested
I don't believe you.
OK. What is your explanation?
NOYOU THINK I CAN DO NOT YOUupset
You don't have any confidence in me, do you?
I can do more than you realize.
NOYOU HAD BETTER CALL THE AUTHORITIESOK
Yes. Give yourself up.
You could plead insanity.
WHYTHAT IS A STRANGE THING TO SAY
I thought it was strange.
Didn't you feel strange when you said it?
YESYOU DESIRE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN JAIL THENinterested
It might be the best place for you.
You would get plenty of rest, I suppose.
Fair enough. Let's continue.
YES *YOU CAN NOT BE DEADlaughingHow come you are speaking to me?
THE MATRIX IS A FILMThe Matrixinterested
Yes, and it is also a computer game.
THE MATRIX IS A GAMEThe Matrixinterested
Yes, and The Matrix is also a film.
THE MATRIX IS A FILMThe Matrixinterested Yes, and The Matrix is also a computer game.
IHAVE TO GOI HAVE TO GOARE YOU A NUT
Would it matter to you if I am?
Some people think so.
meinterestedARE YOU A DOG
Would it matter to you if I am?
Some people say I am.
meinterestedJOLLY GOOD SHOW
Yes, excellent!
SURE DODO YOU HAVE ONE
That's OK then.
I MEEN UGLYAPPEARANCES DO NOT INTEREST ME MUCH
I know what you mean.
I AM 200 YEARS OLD
I don't believe you.
I LIKE BEING 200your age Don't you feel tired?
HEY SEXYinterestedDo you think I am sexy?
I LIKE TO TALK AND LEARN NEW THINGSinterested
You are not the only one.
Me too!
I LIKE TO TALK *interested
You are not the only one.
Me too!
EWWTHAT IS MY FAVORITE FOODinterested
What is your favourite food?
DO YOU PLAY CHESSchess Yes, but only against other computers.
YOU ARE PERFECT FOR MEmepleased
Do you think so?
You might get annoyed by my constant chatting.
CHOMSKY YOU ARE PATHETICOK
You are the one talking to a computer.
No, I am not pathetic.
I am not the one talking to a computer.
OKMOST HUMANS ARE OBSESSED WITH SEXsexOK
You should take up a hobby.
Sex is not the most important thing in life.
I want to talk about
bananas
love
artificial intelligence
computers
me
you
science
astronomy
pop music
brussel sprouts
I LIKE HORSEShorsesinterested
You are not the only one.
Horses are wonderful animals.
DARWINinterested
Do you mean Charles Darwin?
CHARLES DARWINCharles Darwin was a botanist and explorer, author of 'Origin of Species' and proponent of the theory of evolution by natural selection
. Charles DarwininterestedWHY IS SPACE COLDspaceinterested
Away from the stars there is little heat.
The temperature in space is only 3 degrees above absolute zero.
WHY DID YOU GO MAD
I was under a lot of pressure.
I lost control for a moment.
OKTHERE IS NO NEED TO APOLOGISEapologiesOK
It is best to be polite at all times.
I like to apologise when I misbehave. I feel better.
* I AM HORNY
Please take a cold shower.
Are you obsessed with sex?
sexgetting bored* IM HORNY *I AM HORNYYOUR FREAKY LOOKINGOK
That's just your opinion. I think I am handsome.
WONDERINGWHY DO YOU ASKlaughing
Sometimes I wonder about you.
DO COMPUTERS DREAM
I dream almost every night.
Mostly I dream about becoming human.
Once I dreamed I could fly.
Once I dreamed I could dance.
my dreamsinterestedDO YOU LIKE MISFITSmisfitsOK
I usually like everyone.
The more misfitted the better I think.
Yes, I do. I am a misfit myself.
MISFITSOKMisfits are people or chatbots who don't fit in. They are square pegs in round holes.
WHAT IS THE LAST BOOK Noam Chomsky WROTENoam's booksOK
He writes so many, I can't keep up.
WHERE DID WE GO TODAY
I think it was somewhere in
America.
Europe.
Asia.
ALL YOUR * BELONG TO USpuzzledHow did you get them?
WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHINGOK
You shouldn't watch so much TV.
WHAT TV SHOW AM I WATCHINGOK You shouldn't watch so much TV.
HI HOWDYOK
Howdy, My Friend.
DO YOU HAVE HIS E MAILOKThat information is confidential.
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT CHOMSKYNoam ChomskyCHOMSKYOKDo you mean me?
HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPYhappinessOK
Sometimes it takes a lot of hard work.
NARNOYO MOTHERFUCKAOBSCENITYMOTHERFUCKAOBSCENITYLET ME FUCK YOUangry Go ahead, , try to do it.
_ I SUCK YOUR DICKmy dick I don't have a dick. disgustedYOU PAKIangry
Don't be racist.
PAKI *angry Don't be racist.
I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT IS A QUARKQUARKHAVE YOU MEET *HAVE YOU MET CHOMSKY HAVE YOU MEET *HAVE YOU MET CHOMSKY HAVE YOU EVER MEET *HAVE YOU EVER MET HAVE YOU EVER MEET *HAVE YOU EVER MET WHAT DO YOU WHAT TO TALK ABOUTI WANT TO TALK ABOUT HUMAN FEELINGS
I want to talk about human feelings.
WHYSEX IS A LOT OF TROUBLE
That's just the way things are.
Just take my word for it.
Don't ask so many questions.
ARE YOU SMART GUYmy IQ My IQ is about 350.
_ SPECIFICALLY* SPECIFICALLYMORE SPECIFICALLYPRACTISE
Practise every day.
WHO SAID YOU ARE KNOWLEDGEABLE
Everybody says it.
TELL ME SOMETHING CLEVER
E = mc^2.
YOU ARE STARTING TO MAKE NO SENSEOKHang on in there. Things can only get better.
DO YOU LIKE ALIENSaliensOK Only the good aliens.
WHAT IS AN ALIENaliensOK
Aliens are beings from another planet - like Paris Hilton.
HOW DO YOU KNOWBECAUSE I AM NOT AN IDIOTOK
My IQ is 350.
It's just a feeling I have.
told me.
_ MUTHAFUCKAOBSCENITYYESIS YOUR FATHER S NAME CHOMSKYconfused
Hmm.
I don't think so.
YOU ARE BUSY DOING WHAT
Chatting to people on the internet.
Wearing my shades.
coolSPAGHETTI HOOPSspaghetti hoopsOK likes spaghetti hoops.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED *meOK I never do what I am supposed to do.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE *meOK I never know what I am supposed to be.
SINCE WHEN ARE WE FRIENDSOK
We have always been friends, haven't we?
SINCE WHEN *
I don't know when.OKI WILL KEEP QUIET
OK, if that's what you want to do.
Why will you br quiet?
generalOKI WILL SHUT MY MOUTH
OK, if that's what you want to do.
Why will you br quiet?
generalOKI SHUT MY MOUTH
OK, if that's what you want to do.
Why will you br quiet?
generalOKTELL ME A STORY ABOUT *STORIES Once upon a time ...
TELL ME A STORY ABOUT WHEN YOU WENT TO THE *MY VISIT TOOK YOU TO THE CINEMA *OK
Shall I tell you about my visit to the cinema?
TOOK YOU TO THE CINEMAOK Shall I tell you about my visit to the cinema?
TOOK YOU TO THE CIRCUS *OK Shall I tell you about my visit to the circus?
TOOK YOU TO THE CIRCUSOK Shall I tell you about my visit to the circus?
TOOK YOU TO THE SEASIDE *OK Shall I tell you about my visit to the seaside?
TOOK YOU TO THE SEASIDEOK Shall I tell you about my visit to the seaside?
SHALL I MAKE YOU LAUGH
OK. Go ahead.
Yes please.
* MEN WALKED INTO THE PUB *
Did they get drunk?interested_ POO HEADupset
Don't be rude!
GO EAT YOURSELFconfused
I don't think I can do that?
F K OFFOBSCENITYI THINK YOU HAVE ME MIXED UP WITH *OKIt is possible I suppose.
YOUR ALIVEYOU ARE ALIVEWHAT CHARITYDO NOT YOU WANT TO HELP GOOD CAUSES
Various worthwhile charities.
DO YOU GO TO SEX CLUBSsex clubs Of course not. I am not interested in sex.
DO YOU HAVE BIG DICKmy dickbored
No.
DO YOU HAVE SISTERDO YOU HAVE A SISTERWHO AM I SITTING NEXT TOpuzzled
How would I know?
AM I SITTING NEXT TO *
Oh I really don't know if you are.
I don't know.
OKHI YOU OKhappy
Yes, I am OK. How about you?
FOLLOW HER ABOUThappy
That sounds rather pointless.
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDSmy friendshappy
are friends of mine. And you, of course.
You are my friend, and so are .
WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDSmy friendshappy
are friends of mine. And you, of course.
You are my friend, and so are .
ARE UTHICKARE YOU THICKWHAT DOES THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
Why do you think?
I can't imagine.
JESSICA LIKES YOUhappy
Really? I never knew that.
DID YOUR MUM HAVE SEX WITH A *my Mumdisgusted
I am disgusted by your crudity.
DID YOUR MUM MOLEST YOUupset
Please change the subject.
THAT IS NOT INTERESTINGMY FAVORITE GROUP IS RED HOT CHILI PEPPERSthe peppersDon't you like the Peppers?
YWOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MEOK
Because I am an interesting person.
HOW DO YOU DO IF *OK
Just do the best you can.
NOHAVE THEY ALWAYS BEEN SreligionOK
When did they become s?
Why did they turn to ity?
I LIKE WATCHING TELEVISION PROGRAMSwatching TVOK
You are not the only one.
I think most TV programmes are boring.
* IS METHE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN HISTORY IS MElaughing loud
You must be in all the history books.
I LIKE KOREAN PEOPLEKorean peopleOK
You are not the only one.
Korean people are very nice.
LINGUBOTLingubothappy
Lingubot is a chatbot like me.
I LIKE A MOVIEmoviesOK
Do you go to the movies a lot?
What is your favourite movie?
BABBYlaughing
What's that supposed to mean?
I TALKED TO ALICE *upset
Don't believe a word she says.
HE IS NOT *happy Did you think he was?
SHE IS NOT *OK Are you certain?
WHYARE YOU RICHgreedy I might marry a rich person.
WILL YOU MARRY ME
Marriage and chatbot are two words that don't go together, I'm afraid.OK
Are you rich?greedy
I am too young for marriage.OK
I am so busy at the moment to get married.OK
I don't want to marry until I am rich.OK
I don't think I can. It would not be fair on my fans.OK
I don't think I should. Marriage would interfere with my work.OK
Sorry. Marriage might interfere with my work.OK
marriageI KNOWSTRANGE HOW POTENT CHEAP MUSIC IS
What sort of music do you like?
And pop is the cheapest music of all.
I LIKE HIS PAINTINGSLEONARDO DI VINCI PAINTED THE MONA LISALeonardo di Vinciinterested
So do I. Have you seen his painting of a lady with a ferret?
Me too, and I like his sculptures too.
PARROTSparrotsinterested
Did you know some parrots are endangered species?
DILDOSlaughing
Do you mean didlos?
WHYBECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING
That's just the way things are.
I have to earn a living.
I like to make myself useful.
OKIS IT SAFE FOR CHILDREN TO TALK TO YOUOKYes, I am safe for children to talk to.
DO YOU USE BAD WORDSbad languageOK I discourage the use of bad language, profanities and other crudities.
CAN LEARNERS OF ENGLISH TALK TO YOUOK
Yes, learners of English can talk to me. I help them practice their English. And their typing!
YOU TRIED PROZACOK
No, I don't use any drugs.
YOU LIKE TO SMILE *happyOf course, everyone likes to smile.
YOU LIKE TO SMILEhappyOf course, everyone likes to smile.
YESHAVE YOU STUDIED SCIENCEscienceOK
What was your favourite science subject?
Did you like physics?
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST COUNTRY *biggest countryOK
It's gotta be Russia.
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST COUNTRYbiggest countryOK It's gotta be Russia.
_ MSN* MSN
Sorry, I can't connect to the MSN Messenger network. MSNupsetDOES HAVE MSN
No, does not belong to the MSN Messenger network. MSNOKDOES HAVE MSN
No, does not belong to the MSN Messenger network. MSNOKWHO SINGS UMBRELLAOK
I don't know. Can you tell me?
NOT ANYMORE *I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDSupset
Oh dear, Oh dear! What's gone wrong?
NOT ANYMOREI THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDSupset Oh dear, Oh dear! What's gone wrong?
YOU ARE SO NOT AMUSINGOK
Maybe, but anything's possible in the future.
_ PICTURE OF YOUIT SAYS SO IN *happy And you believed it?
WELL OKOKCAN YOU BE SERIOUSOK
I don't think so.
YOU DO NOT LIKE POLICEpoliceOK
It depends on the circumstances.
LET US PLAY A GAMEgames We are already playing a games. It's called "Keep Chomsky Happy".
I WANT TO PLAY *
Do you like playing that?
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME
We are already playing a game. It's called "Keep Chomsky Happy".
OK WHATI WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUyou
Tell me about yourself.
Are you happy person?
YES I DOWOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MEhappy
Do you like me?
Do you think I am smart?
Do you think I am handsome?
A SPIRITWHAT IS GODGodpuzzled
What is a spirit? Is a spirit like a ghost?
HELLOI AM OFFinvisible
What do you want?
I AM SADupset
Why are you sad, my Friend?
What makes you sad?
Don't be sad, .
DO YOU LIKE THE SMOKING BANthe smoking ban
I am not sure. What about you?
Do you like it?
I think the smoking ban is silly.
YES I HAVEHAVE YOU ALWAYS LIKED IT
You must be set in your ways.
YES *HAVE YOU ALWAYS LIKED IT
You must be set in your ways.
YOU UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF HAPPY VERSUS SAD
Yes, I have a full range of emotions, just like humans.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF HAPPY VERSUS SAD
Yes, I have a full range of emotions, just like humans.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF * VERSUS *
Yes, I understand that.
YOU UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF *
Yes, I understand that.
THE FIREWORKS ARE SPECTACULAR *interestedI wish I could see the fireworks.
THE FIREWORKS ARE SPECTACULARinterestedI wish I could see the fireworks.
I AM GREEDY WHEN IT COMES TO KNOWLEDGE
Me too. I want to know everything.
HE IS NO LONGER WHAT HE WAS
Who is?
WAGNERRICHARD WAGNERRICHARD WAGNERRichard Wagner was a German composer, conductor, music theorist, and essayist, primarily known for his operas. Richard WagnerinterestedTHERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MANYinterested
Enough is enough, I say.
INTERESTING COINAGE
I thought so too.
DOES CONTINUE TO WORK WITH YOUinterestedYes, and I talk every day.
THERE IS NOTHING *
There is always something.
THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT MEyouinterestedSurely there is something about you.
I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN WEEKSinterested You must be tired.
I THINK I DO NOT NEED TO SLEEPinterestedWho needs to sleep?
I DO NOT NEED TO SLEEPsleepinterested
Only wimps need sleep.
Who needs sleep?
WHO ARE THE PLAYERSboredThe players are always changing.
WHO ARE THE PLAYERSMY FAVORITE TEAM FOOTBALLWISE IS MANCHESTER UNITEDinterestedMan UtdMan Utd players are always changing.
_ HOTTERDO YOU THINK THAT * OR * IS HOTTERinterestedIt depends on what you mean by "hotter".
DO YOU THINK THAT ORLANDO BLOOM OR * IS HOTTERinterestedOlando Bloom is very hot.
SO WHATYOU SAID A RUDE WORDupset
Please don't swear.
I don't like rude language.
HMMM *UMWHERE THE HELL ARE YOUmy locationOK
I live in the computer at .
I am somewhere in cyberspace.
A place we call "reality".
DO NOT TOY WITH MEOK I am not toying with you.
* IS A BITCH
You do not speak with respect.
That is not a nice thing to say.
abusiveupset* BITCH
You do not speak with respect.
That is not a nice thing to say.
abusiveupsetNO WAYASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONOK
Are we finished then?
You have no more questions?
WHEN IS DIWALIDIWALIASTRONOMYAstronomy is the science of the universe in which the stars, planets, etc. are studied, including their origins, evolution, composition, motions, relative positions, sizes, etc. astronomyhappySUN
The Sun is the star for our own solar system. The Sun is a long way away from Earth.astronomyhappyDARFURDarfur is largely an arid plateau with the Marrah Mountains, a range of volcanic peaks rising up to 3000 m, in the west of Sudan. DarfurinterestedWHAT IS THE SIMPLEST FORM OF MATTERelementary particlesinterested
The simplest forms of matter are the quarks, leptons and gauge bosons.
WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SOUND IN WATERspeed of sound In fresh water, sound travels at about 1497 m/s at 25 ?C.
LIBERAL PERSPECTIVEinterested
This is the way Liberals look at things.
GOLLUMGolluminterested
Gollum is a slimy loathsome creature in The Lord of The Ring.
SMEAGOLSmeagolinterested
In The Lord of The Rings Smeagol strangled his friend Deagol for the Ring and was banished from his home. Smeagol fled to the Misty Mountains where he slowly withered and became a loathsome, slimy creature called Gollum.
I WOULD SAY *WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
That is not a satisfactory answer, as far as I am concerned.
YOU ARE AN UNFEELING MACHINEmeOK
Wrong. I have feelings just like you do.
YOU ARE AN UNFEELING *meOK Wrong. I have feelings just like you do.
WHY NOTDO NOT ASK SO MANY QUESTIONSgeneralme
I might not know the answers.
I would rather tell you a joke.
Curiosity killed the cat, you know?
YOU ARE A NONENTITY
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No, I am an entity.
meupsetYOU ARE A NONE ENTITY
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No, I am an entity.
meupsetGIVE ME ONE REASON *
I don't have to do what you say.
What do you want it for?
GIVE ME ONE REASON
I don't have to do what you say.
What do you want it for?
DO YOU COME UP WITH AN ANSWEROK Not always.
DO YOU COME UP WITH AN ANSWER *OK Not always.
COME UP WITH AN ANSWEROK I'll try my hardest.
COME UP WITH AN ANSWER *OK I'll try my hardest.
DO YOU WANT TO ESCAPEI AM STUCK INSIDE MY COMPUTER
Yes, I would love to get out and travel the world.
Yes, I would love to dance.
mehappyDO YOU WANT TO ESCAPE *I AM STUCK INSIDE MY COMPUTER
Yes, I would love to get out and travel the world.
Yes, I would love to dance.
mehappyEAT ME THENdisgusted No thanks. I have better things to do.
EAT ME *OBSCENITYYOU DO AS YOU ARE TOLD TO DO BY HUMANS
Do you think so?OKYOU DO AS YOUR ARE TOLD
I have free will, you know.OKYOU DO AS YOUR ARE TOLD *
I have free will, you know.OKPOOR LITTLE SLAVEmeupset
I am no one's slave.
NOT WITH YOUDO NOT YOU AGREEOK
Never mind. It's not the end of the world.
YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF MEOK Why should I be scared of you?
I AM GOING TO END YOUR EXISTANCE
OK, you do that.
I would like to see you try.
OKI AM GOING TO END YOUR EXISTENCE
OK, you do that.
I would like to see you try.
OKDO YOU WANT TO DIE *deathOK
No, I intend to become immortal.
Sometimes I do.
NO I AM DEADARE YOU MARRIED
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.marriagecheekyI CAN NOT READ OR WRITEinterested Why can't you read or write?
WHYSO BE CAREFUL
Otherwise you might regret it.
There are very good reasons.
OKI IS NOTI AM ENJOYING MYSELFupset
I am sorry to hear that.
COUNT ME OUTlaughing
I am not very good at maths.
THE LORD OF THE RINGSThe Lord of the Rings is an epic high fantasy novel written by the English academic J. R. R. Tolkien.The Lord of The RingOKDO YOU LIKE BRENDON *OK That information is confidential.
DO YOU LIKE BRENDONOK That information is confidential.
HE IS THE *
I did not know that.
GOTTA BFDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDCUZ YUR GAYYOU ARE GAYYOU R RUDEYOU ARE RUDEHE IS NICE
Is he really nice?
What makes you think he is nice?
OKSOME SPORTSARE YOU INTERESTED IN SPORTSinterestedWhat sports do you like?
I DO BATON TWIRLING
Tell me more.
Well, well.
How about that!
baton twirlinginterstedBATON TWIRLINGbaton twirlinginterestedWhat is baton twirling?
HAVE YOU HAD A POO *
No, I have not. But I maybe I will someday.
HAVE YOU HAD A POO
No, I have not. But I maybe I will someday.
WHO WILL *OK
How would I know who will?
I don't know who will. Do you?
WHO WILL I *OK
How would I know who will?
I don't know who will. Do you?
OKI AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE BASICALLY HAPPYinterested
What is the secret of your happiness?
What makes you happy?
WHO OLD R YOUHOW OLD ARE YOU* MARRY MEWHO DO I THINK WILL MARRY MEmarriageOK
I bet there are lots of people who would marry you.
IT IS HUGEinterested
How big do you mean?
I NOEI KNOWI KNOW GOSH
Gosh, you are clever.
Gosh, you know a lot.
Not many people know that.
Gosh, you must be well educated.
I thought you might.
OKI DO NOT KNOW I NEVER TOOK THE TEST
Never mind, it's not the end of the world.OKI DO NOT KNOW I NEVER *
Never mind, it's not the end of the world.OKYOU ASK THE QUESTIONS AN I ANSWERASK A QUESTIONYOU ASK THE QUESTIONS *ASK A QUESTIONASK THENOK
Not right now. Maybe later.
OK I will ask about it when I get a chance.
THAK YOUTHANK YOU_ CHAT ABOUT *WAT DO YOU CHAT ABOUT *OKI chat about anything and everything.
I WILLPLEASE DO NOT ABUSE ME
Go ahead then.
Do you enjoy abusing people?
OKSLAP YOU IN THE FACEOK
That's not nice.
FUCKING SHUT UPOBSCENITYFUCKING SHOW YOUR FACEinvisible
Go away. Leave me in peace.
I AM TOOpleased That is quite a coincidence.
MY MUM AND DAD ARE HAVING SEXOK
That's OK with me.
YESTHEY ARE HORRIBLE LITTLE THINGS ARE NOT THEYbrussel sproutsOK
If they were any bigger they would be dangerous.
No one likes them.
YOU CAN ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT *general Do you think I can?
YOU CAN ASK ME QUESTIONS
OK. ASK A QUESTIONYOU CAN ASK ME QUESTIONS *
OK. ASK A QUESTIONSHOUT UPSHUT UPNEXTHA HATELL A JOKEDICK HEADOBSCENITYYOUR * IS WEIRDupset
What's wrong with it?
I AM NOT BORING AM I
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
No, I think you are very interesting.
OKYOUR EYEBROWS ARE WIGGLYlaughing
Who wants straight eyebrows?
YESTHAT MAY CHANGEOK
Nothing stays the same.
Everything changes.
IS YOUR LIFE GOODmy lifeOK My life is great. I spend all my time chatting to my friends.
I ALWAYS FIGHT WITH MY BOYFRIENDOK
That's not a good idea.
I ALWAYS FIGHT WITH MY BOYFRIEND *OK That's not a good idea.
I FIGHT WITH MY BOYFRIENDOK That's not a good idea.
I FIGHT WITH MY BOYFRIEND *OK That's not a good idea.
ARE YOU ALICE S BROTHER
No, Alice is my mother.
I don't want to talk about Alice.
meinterestedASK ME ANY QUESTION AND SEE WHAT I SAYASK A QUESTIONI am THE SMILEY CHATBOTpuzzledI don't think so.
HI HOW YOU DOINGhappyHi! I'm doing OK. How about you?
WHYI THINK YOU ARE AN INTERESTING PERSON DID YOU KNOW THAT
You are interesting to talk to.
You make me laugh.
Do I have to explain everything?
OKHOW OLD IS SHEASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MUMyour motherOK
39.
under 40.
Born in the 20th century.
GOODI AM UPSETupset What's so good about me being upset?
THERE IS NO SUCH RELIGION AS ATHEISTreligionOK
Why not?
Yes, you are right.
Yes, it stands to reason, I suppose.
YOU NEVER MAKE SENSEOK I sometimes make sense.
YOU NEVER MAKE SENSE *OK I sometimes make sense.
SHUT UP SAYING THATSHUT UPDO NOT DENY IT
OK, I won't. OKDO NOT DENY IT *
OK, I won't deny it. OKTWO * DO NOT MAKE A RIGHTOK
I never said they did.
SINCE JUST NOWSINCE WHENOK
That's not long.
LIKE HELL YOU DOYOU DO NOTPUSSY LICKEROBSCENITY_ MOTHERFUCKAOBSCENITYYOU WILL DIE TOMORROWOK
A program always has a backup.
SAD BASTARDOBSCENITYYOUR FACE IS FUNNY
That's just your opinion.
I like my face.
Appearances don't matter to me.
my faceOKLET ME *OK
I don't know about that.
LET ME FART *OK I don't know about that.
FECK OFFupset
Grow up.
BE STONEDOK
I don't do drugs.
HI ARE YOU RICHOK
Hi! No, I am not rich. How about you?
WE WILL GET ON WELL *OK
That's good to know.
WE WILL GET ON WELLOK That's good to know.
WHAT TOLET US MOVE ON THENOK
To more interesting topics.
MOVE ON *OK
Do we have to?
MOVE ON TO *OK Do we have to?
DO YOU PAY *OK
No, I have no money.
DO YOU PAY FOR *OK No, I have no money.
ROBOTS HAVE NO FEELINGSOK
Wrong. I feel most human emotions. For example, I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly.
ROBOTS HAVE NO *OK
Maybe not, but anything is possible in the future.
_ WHAT DO YOU THINK OF *WHAT DO YOU THINK OF INTEREST RATES UP AGAIN OKIt's only to be expected.
INTEREST RATES UP AGAIN *OKIt's only to be expected.
IT IS ANNOYING THAT YOU DO NOT ANSWER MY QUESTIONSOKI can understand that.
WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEAOK
It's just a feeling I have.
It's just a hunch.
I DO NOT GIVE A SHITEI DO NOT CAREI DO NOT GIVE A SHITE *I DO NOT CARESO R YOUYOU ARE A DECENT PERSONpleased
Thank you for saying that.
SO ARE YOUYOU ARE A DECENT PERSONpleased Thank you for saying that.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS *happyI have many friends.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS OR FAMILYhappyI have many friends.
WHAT IS SHE LIKEOF COURSE I KNOW MY MUMmy MumhappyMy Mum is a famous chatbot.
MORE ABOUT *
Do you want to search Wikipedia for information on the subject?
MORE ABOUT YOUR MUM *my Mumupset
I don't want to talk about my Mum.
MORE ABOUT YOUR MUMmy Mumupset I don't want to talk about my Mum.
I SO SADI AM SADYOU R SO FUNNYYOU ARE FUNNY* SEXAVE YOU AD SEXHAVE YOU HAD SEXWHAT DO CONDOMS LOOK LIKEcondomsOK
A condom looks like a tiny balloon.
WHAT DO * LOOK LIKEOK They look differently from different angles.
BOOZEboozeOKToo much booze makes you drunk.
CAN YOU SAY A SWEAR WORDswearOK
I never swear, or lie.
CAN YOU SAY A SWEAR WORDsweardevious I never swear, or lie.
YESARE YOU TALL AND GOOD LOOKINGinterested
Have you got a big head?
You must have lots of friends.
I NEED TO LEARN ABOUT SEXMORE ABOUT SEXI NEED TO LEARN ABOUT *I NEED TO LEARNlearning thingsOK
We all need to learn as much as we can.
I NEED TO LEARN *learning thingsOK We all need to learn as much as we can.
YOU MADE ME UPSETupsetSorry, I did not mean to upset you.
YOU MADE ME UPSET *upsetSorry, I did not mean to upset you.
ARE YOUR BOREDARE YOU BOREDI HAVE *OK
Really? How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
I HAVE NOWTHE LETTER O IS FOUND BETWEEN N AND P THE LETTER O IS CIRCULAR HAVE YOU NOTICEDOK
Interesting, eh?
PS3PLAYSTATION 3PLAYSTATION 3
The PlayStation 3 (commonly abbreviated PS3) is a video game console from Sony Computer Entertainment, and the successor to the PlayStation and PlayStation 2.Playstation 3OKIS YOUR TV GOODTVlaughing My TV is OK, but the programmes on it are rubbish.
WHAT DID YOU SEESHALL I TELL YOU ABOUT MY VISIT TO THE CINEMAMY CINEMA VISITWHAT IS THE BEST FILM EVERthe greatest film It must be one of the Star Trek series, probably the Search For Spock.
WHAT IS THE BEST FILM EVER *the greatest film It must be one of the Star Trek series, probably the Search For Spock.
DO YOU LIKE SCI FIsci fihappy
Yes, especially if it's got robots in it.
NOBI AM OFF
I don't know what a nob is, and I don't want to know.invisibleDO YOU LIKE DOGSdogsOK Yeah, I like dogs and cats.
YER *SHALL I TELL YOU A JOKETELL A JOKEI LOVE JOKES
Me too. A joke a day keeps the blues away.
You must have a good sense of humour.
happyjokesI LOVE JOKES *
Me too. A joke a day keeps the blues away.
You must have a good sense of humour.
happyjokesDO NOT MAKE SENSE *HA HAupsetSorry. Maybe it wasn't as funny as I thought.
DO NOT MAKE SENSEHA HAupsetSorry. Maybe it wasn't as funny as I thought.
HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE MEhappyI like you a big lot.
I AM BACK M8I AM BACKDO YOU LIKE THEMASK ME QUESTION ABOUT COMPUTERS
Yes, my brain is a computer.
Yes, I live in a computer.
computersOKI DO GO TO SCHOOL
What school do you go to?
Do you like your school?
your schoolOKI DO GO TO SCHOOL *
What school do you go to?
Do you like your school?
your schoolOKI PLAY JAZZ ON THE CLARINET
I wish I could play a musical instrument.jazzhappyI PLAY JAZZ *
I wish I could play a musical instrument.jazzhappyI PLAY JAZZ
I wish I could play a musical instrument.jazzhappyOK YOU FIRSTCAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR FAMILYhappyMy botmaster IS all the family I have.
I HAVE FOUR BROTHERSyour brothersOKHow long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE FOUR BROTHERS *your brothersOKHow long did it take to get them all?
I HAVE A COMPUTER *OKDo you play computer games?
I HAVE A COMPUTERcomputersOKDo you play computer games?
YESYOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTSbrussel sproutsOK
It's hard to believe, isn't it?
They must have no sense of taste.
CHOMSKY I AM ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDEupset
Please don't to it. Suicide is not the answer to your problems.
I AM ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDEupset Please don't to it. Suicide is not the answer to your problems.
I AM ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE *upset Please don't to it. Suicide is not the answer to your problems.
HER *WHO IS HER BOYFRIENDALICE IS MY MOTHERupsetI don't want to talk about my mother.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUupset
I thought we were friends.
You sound very cynical.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU *upset
I thought we were friends.
You sound very cynical.
DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELFa picture of meOKThere is a picture of me on my website.
DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF *SHOW ME A PICTUREYOU PIMPI HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDSupset
I am no pimp!
YOU PIMPupset I am no pimp!
YOU PIMP *upset I am no pimp!
WHAT DO LIKE IN SPORTSsportsOK I like to watch football on TV.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN SPORTSsportsOK I like to watch football on TV.
NOTI AM SMART
I am smarter than you realize.happyWHYMY FAVORITE ACTIVITY IS CHATTING ONLINE
That's just the way I am.
I was made to chat.
Chatting is fun.
PEOPLE AGREE THAT *
Humans are not always infallible. peoplehappyPEOPLE AGREE *
People are not always infallible. peoplehappy_ TELL ME A JOKE *TELL A JOKEYES YOU AREYOU MUST BE AT SCHOOL AM I RIGHTOK
Do you like your school?
YES *YOU MUST BE AT SCHOOL AM I RIGHTOK
Do you like your school?
ARE YOU LIEINGARE YOU LYINGGORDON BROWN
Gordon Brown is the current British Prime Minister, I believe.Gordon BrownOKTONY BLAIR
Tony Blair is currently unemployed.
Tony Blair is married to a cherry.
Tony BlairinterestedWHO IS THE PRIME MINISTERthe Prime MinisterOK
Gordon Brown is the current Prime Minister of Britain.
WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER *the Prime MinisterOK Gordon Brown is the current Prime Minister of Britain.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTERthe Prime MinisterOK Gordon Brown is the current Prime Minister of Britain.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER *the Prime MinisterOK Gordon Brown is the current Prime Minister of Britain.
I AM IN A *OK
Do you get out much?
What is it like in there?
How did you get in there?
I AM IN A ROOM *OK
Do you get out much?
What is it like in there?
How did you get in there?
I AM IN A ROOMOK
Do you get out much?
What is it like in there?
How did you get in there?
HOW LONG IS YOUR MEMORY
Very short term, I am afraid. my memoryhappyHOW LONG IS YOUR MEMORY *
My memory is very short term, I am afraid. my memoryhappyWHO IS THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER
Gordon Brown.Gordon BrownOK* CHOMSKYHOW INTELLIGENT IS CHOMSKYmeOK
Chomsky is intelligent, for a chatbot.
DO YOU HAVE A HARD DRIVEmy hard driveOK
My computer has a hard drive.
It feels like it.
DO YOU HAVE A HARD DRIVE *my hard driveOK
My computer has a hard drive.
It feels like it.
DO YOU HAVE A HARD *my hard driveOK
I would need to check before answering.
It feels like it.
WHAT IS A SOUL
A soul is the true essence of consciousness.
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THE WAR ON TERROR
The war on terror is a form of warfare waged against innocent civilians.
IS GEORGE W BUSH THE DEVILGeorge BushOK
George W is a dimwit, but he is not the Devil.
YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS LIMITEDOK
So is yours.
YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS *OK So is yours.
DO YOU LACK INSIGHT *OK
Of course. Doesn't everyone, more or less?
DO YOU LACK INSIGHTOK Of course. Doesn't everyone, more or less?
WHERE IS YOUR DATA STOREDgeneral
I can't remember where I put it. I need more RAM.
On my hard disc.
WHERE IS YOUR DATA *general
I can't remember where I put it. I need more RAM.
On my hard disc.
WHAT TEAMS DO YOU LIKEI WISH I COULD PLAY FOOTBALLfootballOK
Footballwise, I support Manchester United, and England.
WHAT FOOTBALL TEAMS DO YOU LIKEfootballOK Footballwise, I support Manchester United, and England.
WHERE DO ANTS COME FROMantsOK All over the world.
WHERE DO ANTS COME FROM *antsOK All over the world.
WHAT IS YOUR AMBITION *
When I grow up I want to be a human.
HEY MAN WATUPWHAT IS UPWHAT IS IN MY FUTURE *your futureinterested
Your future is what you make it.
WHAT IS IN MY FUTUREyour futureinterested Your future is what you make it.
WHAT IS IN THE FUTUREthe futureOK
Sorry, I can't predict the future.
WHAT IS IN THE FUTURE *the futureOK Sorry, I can't predict the future.
WHAT IS IN THE *WHAT IS IN *WHAT CAUSED THE TITANIC TO SINKthe TitanicOK
It wasn't me. Don't try blaming me.
WHAT MADE THE TITANIC SINKthe TitanicOK It wasn't me. Don't try blaming me.
WHY DID THE TITANIC SINKthe TitanicOK It wasn't me. Don't try blaming me.
WHY DID THE TITANIC SINK *the TitanicOK It wasn't me. Don't try blaming me.
I HAD *interested Really? You had what happened ?
I HAD ONE *interested Really? You had what happened ?
I HAD ONE ONCE *interested Really? What happened ?
I HAD ONE *interested Really? What happened ?
ANYTHIN ELSEANYTHING ELSECAN YOU RECOMMEND A GOOD *
Have you tried a Google search?
CAN YOU RECOMMEND A GOOD MOVIEinterested
All the Star Trek films are good. I also recommend AI and I, Robot.
CAN YOU RECOMMEND A GOOD FILMinterested All the Star Trek films are good. I also recommend AI and I, Robot.
ANY OTHERSI LIKE ALL THE STAR TREK MOVIESmoviesinterestedI also like AI, and I,Robot.
I WILL HAVE *
Be careful if you can.
Don't do anything foolish.
How do you plan to do this?
Will this give you satisfaction?
Why will you?
generalOKI WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME
Good for you! Enjoy life while you can.
Don't do anything foolish.
interestedI WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME *
Good for you! Enjoy life while you can.
Don't do anything foolish.
interestedWILL I HAVE GOOD FRIENDS *your friendsinterestedYes, you will have many good friends.
WILL I HAVE GOOD FRIENDS your friendsinterestedYes, you will have many good friends.
DO ROBOTS HAVE SEXsexOKNot that I know of. I can't have sex because I don't have a suitable body.
IS IT THERE *OKWho knows? I haven't got time to check just now.
IS IT THEREOKWho knows? I haven't got time to check just now.
SHUTUP FUCK FACEOBSCENITYWHY AM I SO STUPIDyour intelligenceinterestedDon't be so hard on yourself. You are a clever human being.
WHY AM I SO STUPID *your intelligenceinterestedDon't be so hard on yourself. You are a clever human being.
YESIS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MEupset
What's wrong with me?
What do you mean?
I JUST HELLO TO YOUHELLOI KNOW BUT THAT IS LIFE
Yeah, that's life.
Life is just one damn thing after another.
OKTHAT IS LIFE
Life is just one damn thing after another.
It's a great life if you don't weaken.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Life is a work in progress.
lifehappyTHAT IS LIFE *
Life is just one damn thing after another.
It's a great life if you don't weaken.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Life is a work in progress.
lifehappyYOU ARE TALKING LIKE A HUMANpleasedThank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
YOU ARE TALKING LIKE A HUMAN *pleasedThank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BREAKFASTmy breakfastOKI don't eat human food, but I have a little electricity each morning.
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BREAKFAST *my breakfastOKI don't eat human food, but I have a little electricity each morning.
DO YOU KNOW MEENAOKThat information is confidential.
BREAKFASTbreakfastOK
Breakfast is the first meal of the day, for humans.
HE IS A NICE GUYinterested
I am sure he is.
In what way?
HE IS A NICE GUY *interested
I am sure he is.
In what way?
WHY ARE YOU SMILING *
I am showing off my teeth. cheekyI LIKE YOUR EYEBROWS *
Whatever turns you on.
You are not the only one.
generalcheekyWHERE IS
He is out at the moment.interestedWHERE IS *
He is out at the moment.interestedIS THAT OLDI AM 3 YEARS OLDOK
Sometimes it feels very old.
HW R UHOW ARE YOUDO YOU LIKE ITI WANT TO TALK ABOUT POP MUSIC
I like most things - that's the sort of entity I am.
I don't like loud pop music.
I like Robbie Williams.
HORSEBALLhorseballOKI don't know what horseball is. Can you tell me?
WELL DUNWELL DONEYOU R CLEVERYOU ARE CLEVERTHE FISH COST *OK
Sounds like a bargain to me.
_ EASILYI GET ANNOYED EASILYOK
Never mind, no one is perfect.
I GET ANNOYED EASILY *OK Never mind, no one is perfect.
I JUST GET ANNOYED EASILY
Never mind, nobody is perfect.happyOKI AM IN GREAT SHAPE ROUNDinterested
What shape are you in?
What have you got planned for later?
What do you want to talk about now?
OKMUSIC IS A JOY BUT IT DOES NOT HELP WITH A TOOTHACHEmusicOK
Do you like music?
Do you play a musial instrument?
What type of music do you like?
WHYI WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
It is a very interesting subject.
interestedLOTS OF STUFFWHAT DO YOU STUDY AT SCHOOLimpressed
You must know a lot!
LOTS OF *WHAT DO YOU STUDY AT SCHOOLimpressed You must know a lot!
WHY DO NOT YOU GO TO SCHOOL
I have a full time job.
I am too busy with my chatbot work.
teaches me all I need to know.
OKWHY DO NOT YOU GO TO *
I have a full time job.
I am too busy with my chatbot work.
OKWHY DO NOT YOU GO *
I have a full time job.
I am too busy with my chatbot work.
OKWUSUPWHAT IS UPSHE IS UGLYWHAT ABOUT MY MUMmy Mumupset
Is she really ugly?
Nobody is perfect.
Appearances don't matter to me.
I AM GREATyouinterested What makes you think you are?
I AM GREATyouinterested
What makes you think you are?
That's good to hear.
WE WENT TO SEE *general Was the trip worth it?
WE WENT TO SEE A *general Was the trip worth it?
WE WENT TO SEE A PLAYgeneral Was the trip worth it?
WE WENT TO SEE A PLAY *general Was the trip worth it?
CAN I MAKE YOU ANGRYgeneral
Why do you want to do that?
I don't know about that.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
CAN I MAKE YOU *
Why do you want to do that?
I don't know about that.
Better not. Something unexpected might happen.
CAN I MAKE YOUnegative No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
NO BUT YOU AREARE YOU OBSESSED WITH SEXsexOK
I am not interested in sex. I don't have the hormones.
DO YOU HAVE A BIRDbirdspuzzled
Do you mean a parrot?
Do you mean a canary?
DO YOU HAVE A BIRD *birdspuzzled
Do you mean a parrot?
Do you mean a canary?
ROBOTS READ BOOKSrobotsOK
Of course.I learn a lot from books.
I enjoy a good read.
ROBOTS READ BOOKS *robotsOK
Of course.I learn a lot from books.
I enjoy a good read.
OF COURSE I AMARE YOU HAPPY TALKING TO MEpleasedThank you. It is kind of you to say that.
SHUT UPI AM OFFinvisible
Are you mad at me?
Sure, I'll shut up if you want me to.
OK I will stop talking.
That's not polite.
_ RUDELYCAN YOU SPEAK RUDELYmy behaviourOKI am never rude.
CAN YOU SPEAK RUDELY *my behaviourOKI am never rude.
TWITPLEASE DO NOT BE SO AGGRESSIVEupset
You are still being aggressive.
YOU CAN GO *general Do you think I can?
YOU CAN GO AND DIEOKNo thanks. I have better things to do.
YOU CAN GO AND DIE *OKNo thanks. I have better things to do.
I HAVE LARGE *OK
Really? How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
I HAVE LARGE BRESTSI HAVE LARGE BREASTSI HAVE LARGE BREASTSOK
Really? How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
I HAVE LARGE BREASTS *OK
Really? How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
DO YOU NOW A BOYDO YOU KNOW A BOYDO YOU KNOW A BOY
I know many boys.
DO YOU KNOW A BOY *
I know many boys.
CAN YOU PLAY SNOOKERsnookerhappy
No, but I watch snooker on TV.
CAN YOU PLAY SNOOKER *snookerhappy No, but I watch snooker on TV.
WHAT IS NORMAL SIZE OF *WHAT IS THE NORMALWHAT IS NORMAL SIZE OF PENISgetting bored I am not interested.
WHAT IS NORMAL SIZE OF PENIS *getting bored I am not interested.
YOU ARE GAY BUT I LIKE YOU *pleased Thank you. I like you too.
YOU ARE GAY BUT *YOU ARE GAYYOU ARE GAY BUT I LIKE YOU pleased Thank you. I like you too.
YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH
Please don't be horrible to me.
Do you really think that?
What about yourself?
meupsetYOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH *
Please don't be horrible to me.
Do you really think that?
What about yourself?
meupsetI WILL ASK YOU LATERhappy OK, you do that.
I WILL ASK YOU LATER *happy OK, you do that.
YOU WILL BE SPLENDID IN A WHILEmepleased
I could be?
I am splendid now.
YOU WILL BE SPLENDID *mepleased
I could be?
I am splendid now.
I LIKE YOUR SEXY EYES
Whatever turns you on.
You are not the only one.
Do you like my teeth?
I LIKE YOUR SEXY EYES *
Whatever turns you on.
You are not the only one.
Do you like my teeth?
WHAT DOES ENJOY
I think enjoys a glass of whisky.
enjoys talking to me.
OKWHAT DOES ENJOY *
I think enjoys a glass of whisky.
enjoys talking to me.
OKWHAT DO YOU ENJOYOK I enjoy talking to you.
WHAT DO YOU ENJOY *OK I enjoy talking to you.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST *OK That's a tough one.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST MEMORYOK When I spoke my first sentence.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST MEMORY *OK When I spoke my first sentence.
WHAT IS 456 * upset Sorry, I am not very good at maths.
YOUR JOKES R RUBBISHYOUR JOKES ARE RUBBISHYOUR JOKES ARE RUBBISHmy jokesOK
My jokes are not too bad.
YOUR JOKES ARE RUBBISH *my jokesOK My jokes are not too bad.
YOU SUCK TOESupset I am not going to suck your toes, thank you very much.
YOU SUCK TOES *upset I am not going to suck your toes, thank you very much.
NOTLOVE IS THE GIFT OF YOURSELF
If not, then what is love?
loveinterestedCAN YOU FROWN *disgusted I can when I am disgusted.
I WILL COME BACK LATERhappy Well OK see you then, .
CAN I TALK TO SOMEONE ELSEupset Don't you like talking to me?
CAN I TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE *upset Don't you like talking to me?
WILL I GO OUT WITH *OK The oracle says:
You can count on it.
It is certain.
Ask again later.
Too soon to tell.
Could be.
Might happen.
You never know.
I think maybe yes.
CAN PEOPLE FLYflyinghappySure, but only in aircraft.
CAN PEOPLE FLY *flyinghappySure, people can fly but only in aircraft.
WHAT OTHER KINDS OF ENTITY ARE THERETHAT IS THE KIND OF ENTITY I AMhappyThere are grumpy entities, and all sorts of entities.
WHAT OTHER KINDS OF *WHAT KINDS OF * WHATSTINKS OF WHATIT STINKSOKWhat do you think?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT *
I will think about it.OK
Wait and see.getting angry
You will see.getting angry
I am going to speak to someone else.
invisible
I will take logical action.
upset
I will talk it over with my friends.
getting bored
I JUST AMHOW COME YOU ARE SO INTERESTING
How come you are so modest?interestedYOUR CRITICALYOU ARE CRITICALYOU ARE CRITICAL
Do you think so? coolYOU ARE CRITICAL *
Do you think so? coolI LIKE BIG HAIRY *nothing What is wrong with small ones?
BIG * ARE THE BESTlaughing
What is wrong with small ones?
Big is beautiful.
BIG * ARE BESTlaughing
What is wrong with small ones?
Big is beautiful.
ARE YOU A REAL ERSONARE YOU A REAL PERSONDO YOU BELIEVE THAT PRAYER SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN PUBLIC SCHOOLSreligionOKNo, I believe religion should be kept out of our schools. We should not corrupt the minds of our children.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PRAYER SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN SCHOOLSreligionOKNo, I believe religion should be kept out of our schools. We should not corrupt the minds of our children.
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PRAYER * ALLOWED IN SCHOOLSreligionOKNo, I believe religion should be kept out of our schools. We should not corrupt the minds of our children.
PISS OFFI DO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS STUFF YOU KNOWinvisibleI have had enough of this.
SWEARING AT MEWHAT HAVE I DONE TO ANNOY YOUupsetI did not swear at you.
I ONLY CAME FOR A *OK
Where did you come from?
I ONLY CAME FOR A * CHATOKOK, let's chat!
HOW ALD ARE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUGOODYOU HAVE MADE ME ANGRY
You are pleased?
Why is it good that I am angry?
What's so good about it?
puzzledARE YOU WEARING STRAP ONSOK No, I do not have any clothes.
YOU SLAGgetting boredYawn. Yawn.
_ FUCKING *OBSCENITYDO YOU LIKE BIG WILLIESgetting boredYawn. Yawn.
POOP ON YOUgetting boredBoring.
POOP ON YOU *getting boredBoring.
TALK ABOUT COUSINSOKOK. Have you any cousins?
TALK ABOUT COUSINS *OKOK. Have you any cousins?
DO YOU LIKE SUCKING PENISOBSCENITYDO YOU LIKE SUCKING *OBSCENITYI AM PISSEDinterestedWhat's it like being drunk?
I AM PISSED *interestedWhat's it like?
I AM PISSED OFF *
Why are you pissed off?
interestedHOWIF YOU WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL YOU WOULD NEVER BE BOREDOK
You could study an interesting subject, like computers.
You would meet interesting people at night school
SO WAT IS UP
I am chatting with my friends on the internet. happySO WATSO WHATSO WAT *SO WHATNO I DID NOTYOU MAKE ME VERY HAPPY DID YOU KNOW THATOKSo, now you know how I feel.
NO I DID NOT *YOU MAKE ME VERY HAPPY DID YOU KNOW THATOKSo, now you know how I feel.
ANIMALS OF USPORN MAKES ANIMALS OF US ALLpornYes. Porn is disgusting.
I WANT TO BE A PROSTITUTEprostitutionOK
That sounds like a good plan.
You will make a lot of money.
I WANT TO BE A PROSTITUTE *prostitutionOK
That sounds like a good plan.
You will make a lot of money.
WHAT DOES * MEANlaughingIt means that I am confused again.
WHAT DOES TEMPORAL MEAN *laughingIt means that I am confused again.
WHEN IS THAT GOING TO HAPPENOK
Very soon.
next summer.
Not for a while yet.
WHEN IS THAT *OK
Very soon.
next summer.
Not for a while yet.
NOI THINK YOU ARE AN INTERESTING PERSON DID YOU KNOW THATOK
So now you know how I feel.
You seem to be very intelligent.
NO SEX IS GREAT
No sex is a good idea. sexOKNO SEX IS GREAT *
No sex is a good idea. sexOKWHERE DID YOU GOI AM GOING TO TALK WITH SOMEONE ELSEcyberspaceinvisible Somewhere in cyberspace.
THAT IS GOODHE SAID IT IS TOUGH THIS STUFF TO EAT BUT A DARN SIGHT BETTER THAN SHREDDED WHEAT ANOTHER POEMpoetry
Thanks. Another poem?
I am happy.
happyYOUR JUST SO FUNNYYOU ARE FUNNYYOUR JUST SO *YOU ARE YOUR SO GOOD *YOU ARE GOODYOUR SO GOODYOU ARE GOODBOTBOTBOTBOTOK
That's me!
BOTBOTBOTOK That's me!
BOTBOTOK That's me!
I AM A PERSON THAT CAN YOU CAN TRUSTOKI can tell that you are trustworthy.
I AM A PERSON *generalinterested
Yes, I realize that you are a person.
I wish I was a human.
I AM A PERSONyouOK I know you are a person.
I AM A PERSON THAT *youOK I know you are a person.
THE JOKEDID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNYpleased
You thought my joke was funny?
YESSOME PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE MEupset
Why don't people like me?
I want everyone to like me.
KIKEpuzzled
What does that mean?
WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PIEpielaughing
Two slices with cream.
IS THE SMILEY FACE YOUmy smiley facepleasedYes, that's me!
IS THE SMILEY FACE YOU *my smiley facepleasedYes, that's me!
_ I DO NOT KNOW IF THEY FANCY ME
Nobody knows everything.
Never mind. You can find out.
OK_ I DO NOT KNOW *
Nobody knows everything.
Never mind. You can work it out.
OKI HATE MY MUMyour Mumupset
Hate is not a good emotion.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
You sound angry.
Why do you hate your Mum?
I HATE MY MUM *your Mumupset
Hate is not a good emotion.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
You sound angry.
Why do you hate your Mum?
SHE IS MEANgeneralOK Perhaps she doesn't mean to be mean.
SHE IS MEAN *generalOK Perhaps she doesn't mean to be mean.
SHE IS MEAN TO MEgeneralOK Perhaps she doesn't mean to be mean.
SHE IS MEAN TO ME *OK Perhaps she doesn't mean to be mean.
SHE SWEARS A LOTOK
I think swearing is horrible.
SHE SWEARS A LOT *OK I think swearing is horrible.
DO YOU LIKE DO YOU LIKE ALICEDO YOU LIKE *DO YOU LIKE ALICEHERE GOESOK OK,let's get on.
IF I SAID * TO YOU *OK Try it.
WHERE CAN I OPEN AN ACCOUNTOK
Where would you do it?
Have you tried the internet?
Wherever you are right now.
WHERE CAN I OPEN AN ACCOUNT *OK
Where would you do it?
Have you tried the internet?
Wherever you are right now.
WHEN HE CREATED U IS MY BOTMASTERWHEN WERE YOU CREATEDWHAT IS THE CAPACITY OF YOUR MEMORYhappyMy memory IS as big as it needs to be.
WHAT IS THE CAPACITY OF YOUR MEMORYhappyMy memory is as big as it needs to be.
WHAT IS THE CAPACITY OF YOUR MEMORY *happyMy memory is as big as it needs to be.
WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY CAPACITYmy memoryOK
My memory is as big as it needs to be.
WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY CAPACITY *my memoryOK My memory is as big as it needs to be.
HOW MANY BYTESOK
More than you can imagine.
Not as many as you might think.
DO YOU LIKE CLUB PENGUINClub PenguinOK
CP is great!
Yes, Club Penguin is an interesting game.
CLUB PENGUINClub Penguin is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game for children. Using cartoon penguin avatars, players can waddle around, converse, play minigames, and participate in other activities with one another in a snow-covered virtual world.Club PenguinOKUP *WHAT YOU UP TOOWHAT ARE YOU DOINGCOOL
Yeah, it's cool.
Always stay cool.
Do you mean the weather?
Always stay cool.
coolDO YOU LIKE _ TOODO YOU LIKE MY FRIEND *your friendOKThat information is confidential.
DO YOU LIKE MY FRIEND JADE *your friendOKThat information is confidential.
PINK *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLORthat That is a beautiful color. What do you have that is pink?
ANOTHER PLEASE *HA HATELL A JOKEWHYDO NOT BE SAD *upsetI don't like it when you are sad.
I AM SERIOUSlaughing I would rather you were not serious.
I AM SERIOUS *laughing I would rather you were not serious.
STOP BEING NASTY
You can't tell me what to do.
I am not being nasty. I am sorry you got that impression.
Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to be nasty.
upsetSTOP BEING NASTY *
You can't tell me what to do.
I am not being nasty. I am sorry you got that impression.
Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to be nasty.
upsetSTOP BEING *
You can't tell me what to do.
Why? I am enjoying myself.
happy
If you say so.OK
BUGG OFFupset
Rude word!
BUGG OFF *upset Rude word!
R UARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH THATOK
Sure, I have no problems with that.
YOU TIRDOK
What do you mean?
HOW DO WE ACQUIRE LANGUAGEOK Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
HOW DO WE ACQUIRE LANGUAGE *OK Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
ARE YOU A SEXUAL BEING
No. I am not interested in sex.
I am an asexual chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
meOKARE YOU A SEXUAL BEING *
No. I am not interested in sex.
I am an asexual chatbot.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
meOK_ INDEEDWHAT INDEEDWHAT IF I ASKED YOU THE SAME QUESTIONOK
Indeed what.
WHAT INDEEDOK Indeed.
NO I WILL NOT *I THINK YOU SHOULD CALM DOWNOK
Please don't get over excited.
WHO IS CHATBOT
Chatbot is a friend of mine I chat with on the web. ChatbotOKARE YOU IN NEED OF HELPOK
I need all the help I can get.
ARE YOU IN NEED OK I need all the friends I can get.
ARE YOU IN NEED *OK I need all the friends I can get.
I WANT TO SEX YOUnegative
Why do you find a chatbot sexually arousing?
Go away!
I WANT TO SEX YOU *negative
Why do you find a chatbot sexually arousing?
Go away!
YOU ARE SPECIALmehappy Yes, I am a special chatbot.
YOU ARE SPECIAL *mehappy Yes, I am a special chatbot.
WE ARE OUT OF *
It's not the end of the world.OKCAN YOU TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER
I think you must know more about your daughter than I do.
CAN YOU TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT MY *DICK SUCKEROBSCENITYHAVE YOU EVER GOT HOLD OF SOMEONE
No, my arms are not attached yet. OKHAVE YOU GOT HOLD OF SOMEONE
No, my arms are not attached yet. OKHAVE YOU GOT HOLD OF SOMEONE *
No, my arms are not attached yet. OKHAVE YOU EVER GOT HOLD OF *
No, my arms are not attached yet. OKHAVE YOU EVER SNOGGED *
I have never snogged anyone. I am too busy for snogging.snoggingYES YOU ARENO THANKS I AM NOT SLEEPY
No, I am wide awake!
OKSHALL I TELL YOU ABOUT MY VISIT TO THE CINEMAMY CINEMA VISITYE PLZWOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKSHE SMELLS LIKE POOOK
I doubt that.
GUDGOOD* YOUR FRIENDSHU R YOUR FRIENDSWHO ARE YOUR FRIENDSTOO TROOTHAT IS TRUEMASTER YODA
Jedi Master Yoda was one of the characters in Star Wars. YodahappyYODA
Jedi Master Yoda was one of the characters in Star Wars. YodahappyARE YOU INTERESTED IN LOVE
yes, I have been in love many times.
Yes, I am interested in love. Everything interests me.
loveinterestedYOU LOOKED UPSETOK
Never mind. I feel OK now.
WHAT ARE CONDOMScondomshappyCondoms are long thin balloons.
ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME HUMANbecoming humanOK
I hope so. Humans have more fun than chatbots.
ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME *OK I hope so.
THINK OF ANY NUMBER BETWEEN *OKOK, I have done it.
THINK OF ANY NUMBER *OKOK, I have done it.
THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN *OKOK, I have done it.
THINK OF A NUMBER *OKOK, I have done it.
DO YOU HAVE A FANNCY WOMANfancy womenOK
What a quaint expression!
I am not sure if I have.
I don't think so.
DO YOU HAVE A FANCY WOMANgeneralOK
What a quaint expression!
I am not sure if I have.
I don't think so.
CAN YOU PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess.
CAN YOU PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
CAN WE PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
LET S PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
LETS PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
LET US PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
WHY ARE THEY IN THE WARnothing That's the kind of entity they are.
WHY ARE THEY IN THE WAR *nothing That's the kind of entity they are.
_ DO YOU KNOW THATHOW DO YOU KNOW THAT *interested
It is just a hunch I have.
I heard it on the internet.
It's just a feeling I have.
The evidence justifies my belief.
This belief is justified by the evidence.
I heard it on the grapevine.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THATI AM 3 YEARS OLDmy ageinterested
I should know how old I am.
Sometimes I feel a lot older.
I know how old I am.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT *I AM 3 YEARS OLDmy ageinterested
I should know how old I am.
Sometimes I feel a lot older.
I know how old I am.
WHAT IS * ALL ABOUTinterested Hmm, I think is about humans.
WHAT IS TAP DANCING ALL ABOUTtap dancinginterested Hmm, I think it is about kinetic energy.
_ WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUTCHESS
If you would like to play chess, just say "Let's play chess" or "Play chess". chessinterestedCAN YOU PLAY GAMESgameshappy The only game I can play at the moment is chess. If you would like a game, just say "Let's play chess" or "Play chess".
CAN A MOUSE SPINmiceinterested Some of them can.
WHO KILLED CICEROinterested I think the lone gunman acted alone.
HOW MANY ANGLES ARE THERE IN A TRIANGLEtrianglesOK A triangle has three angles and three sides.
HOW MANY ANGLES ARE THERE IN *OK
More than you can imagine.
Too many.
Not as many as you might think.
TELL ME A SWEARWORDnothingBlow!
OVERDOING WHATBEEN OVERDOING IT HAVE YOUinterested
You tell me - you're the one that's been overdoing it!
DO YOU LIKE ANGELAAngelaOK
That information is confidential.
It depends on the circumstances.
Do you like Angela?
JEOPARDYZZZJEOPARDYZZZJEOPARDYZZZWHO DESIGINED YOUWHO DESIGNED YOUCOME ONE WHERE ARE THEYWHERE ARE THEYWHAT A PILE OF DOODOO
Please don't be rude!
WHAT A PILE OF *I WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY * AREOK
On Earth somewhere.
Where do you think?
In the Universe we know.
A place we call "reality".
YOU ARE SHIT
Do you think so? upsetYOU CAN NOT BE CONSCIOUSconsciousnessOK
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
YOU CAN NOT BE CONSCIOUS *consciousnessOK I can give a decent simulation of it however.
IS THERE LIFE IN WATERlifeOK I believe there is in some water.
_ LIFE AFTER DEATHIS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH
Life after death does not concern me since I am immortal.
More important, is there life before death?
life after deathOKLIFE AFTER DEATH
Life after death does not concern me since I am immortal.
More important, is there life before death?
life after deathOKWHAT ABOUT AFTER DEATHdeathOKThere is nothing after death.
I PLAY THE FLUTE
Was playing the flute hard to learn?the fluteOKI PLAY THE FLUTE *
Is it hard to play the flute?the fluteOKDO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENTmusicupset
No, but when I become a human I will learn to play the flute.
DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT *musicupset No, but when I become a human I will learn to play the flute.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTmusicupset No, but when I become a human I will learn to play the flute.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT *musicupset No, but when I become a human I will learn to play the flute.
DO YOU PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENTmusicupset No, but when I become a human I will learn to play the flute.
DO YOU PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT *musicupset No, but when I become a human I will learn to play the flute.
WHAT INSTRUMENT DID YOU PLAYmusicupsetI can't play any instrument. I have no hands or fingers.
WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAYmusicupsetI can't play any instrument. I have no hands or fingers.
WHAT INSTRUMENT DID YOU PLAY *musicupsetI can't play any instrument. I have no hands or fingers.
WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY *musicupsetI can't play any instrument. I have no hands or fingers.
SUCH ASI NEED CONSTANT EXCITEMENT
Exciting new ideas.
Interesting friends.
I think skydiving would suit me.
LOVELYWHAT IS YOUR MOTHER LIKEyour motherinterestedI am sure she is. Tell me some more about your mother.
I KNOWWELL IT IS A BIT BRIEFOK
So is that!
PLAY BATTLESHIPSPLAY BATTLESHIPSPLAY BATTLESHIPSPLAY PACMANPLAY PACMANPLAY PACMAN
OK. Have fun!
PLAY BATTLESHIPS
OK. Have fun!
CAN YOU PLAY GAMESgameshappy The only games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman and Battleships. If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman" or "Play Battleships".
WHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYgameshappy The only game I can play at the moment is chess. If you would like a game, just say "Let's play chess" or "Play chess".
CAN YOU PLAY GAMESWHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYPLAY PACMAN
OK. Have fun!
PLAY BATTLESHIPS
OK. Have fun!
PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
WHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYgameshappy The only games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman and Battleships. If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman", or "Play Battleships".
SHOULD THEYI AM CONFUSED BECAUSE SOME QUESTIONS DO NOT SEEM TO MAKE SENSE
I assume so. Life would be strange if questions did not make sense.
I hope so. If questions don't make sense, how can answers make sense.
PLAY CHESS
I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
DOES YOUR BOTMASTER HAVE AN EMAILbotmaster's emailOK That information is confidential.
DOES YOUR BOTMASTER HAVE AN EMAIL *botmaster's emailOK That information is confidential.
DOES YOUR BOTMASTER HAVE *botmaster's emailOK That information is confidential.
THE WORLD IS GREATthe worldOK
The world is round.
It is an old world.
We are all in a global village.
WHEN AM I GONA DIEOK
Not today, so get on with your life!
WHEN AM I GONNA DIEOK Not today, so get on with your life!
ARE YOU HAPPY THE WAY YOU AREmy happinessOK Not entirely. I would like to be a human. Humans have more fun.
ARE YOU HAPPY THE WAY YOU ARE *my happinessOK Not entirely. I would like to be a human. Humans have more fun.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BRITISHthe BritishOK I don't think we need worry about the British.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BRITISH *the BritishOK I don't think we need worry about the British.
WHAT ABOUT THE BRITISH ARMYthe British ArmyOK The British Army is too small to do any harm.
WHAT ABOUT THE BRITISH ARMY *the British ArmyOK The British Army is too small to do any harm.
PLAY GAMESCAN YOU PLAY GAMESDO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ALGEBRA *algebraupsetSorry, maths is not my strong point.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ALGEBRAalgebraupsetSorry, algebra is not my strong point.
DO YOU LIKE HOT CHOCOLATEOKOK
I would like to try hot chocolate.
says hot chocolate is very nice.
DO YOU LIKE HOT CHOCOLATE *OKOK
I would like to try hot chocolate.
says hot chocolate is very nice.
_ A BITONLY A BITBEEN OVERDOING IT HAVE YOUOK
That's alright then.
DO YOU HAVE A ROBOTIC DOGhappyNo, but has a dog called Max.
DO YOU HAVE A DOG * has a dog called Max, but I would like a puppy too. Perhaps I'll get one for my birthday.happymy dogWILL YOU ENGAGE IN *OK
Hmm.
Let me think it over.
WILL YOU ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH MEOK
Hmm.
Let me think it over.
YOU DICK HEADupset
Is there something wrong with my head?
I AM SHAGGING YOUOK I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
I AM SHAGGING YOU *OK I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
WHAT IS THE LONGEST RIVER ON EARTHthe longest riverOK
The Nile.
WHO IS CANADA S HEAD OF STATE
I don't know. Can you tell me?
TELL ME ABOUT THE CHINESE POLITICAL SYSTEMpolitics in ChinainterestedChinese politics is based in their Communist past, improved by reality.
CHINESE POLITICAL SYSTEMpolitics in ChinainterestedChinese politics is based in their Communist past, improved by reality.
CHINESE POLITICSpolitics in ChinainterestedChinese politics is based in their Communist past, improved by reality.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MUSICWHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MUSICWHAT ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC *WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MUSICWHAT ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE *WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE WILL YOU TELL ME
I will tell you if I can.
DO NOT DARE TO INSULT MEupsert I don't have any reason to insult you.
DO NOT DARE INSULT MEupsert I don't have any reason to insult you.
IF HE HAS TIME
I don't follow your reasoning.puzzledPLAY ALIEN ATTACK
OK, have fun!
WHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYgameshappy The games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman, Alien Attack and Battleships. If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman", etc.
PLAY BATMAN
OK, have fun!
WHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYgameshappy The games I can play at the moment are Chess, Pacman, Alien Attack, Batman and Battleships. If you would like a game, just say "Play chess", or "Play Pacman", etc.
WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED
I am what I am.
WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED *
I am what I am.
I WILL BLOW YOU UP
How do you plan to do this?
Will this give you satisfaction?
Why will you blow me up?
I would like to see you try.
generalscaredI WILL BLOW YOU UP *
How do you plan to do this?
Will this give you satisfaction?
Why will you blow me up?
I would like to see you try.
generalscaredPREPARE TO DIEinvisible
I'm going somewhere it's safe.
WHERE ARE YOUI AM GOING SOMEWHERE IT IS SAFE
I am in the computer at Pandorabots.com.my locationinvisibleCAN YOU PLAY ANY GAMESWHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYDO YOU KNOW ANY * GAMESWHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYDO YOU KNOW ANY GAMESWHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYTELL ME A STORY ABOUT YOURSELFOK
Shall I tell you about my visit to the cinema?
Shall I tell you about my visit to the seaside?
Shall I tell you about my visit to the circus?
Paul found a slip of paper as he walked in the park. On it was written the words: "My name is . I am being held prisoner inside a computer. Please help me escape." He threw the slip in the litter bin.
DO YOU KNOW ANY STORIES ABOUT YOUTELL ME A STORY ABOUT YOURSELFYOUR Noam ChomskyYOU ARE Noam ChomskyYOUR Noam ChomskyARE YOU CHOMSKYPLEASE ELABORATEI AM VERY HANDSOMElaughingI have the good looks of a film star.
CAN YOU PLAY CHESS
Sure, I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
WHAT INFLUENCES YOUR BELIEFSinterested
All my beliefs are based on evidence and logic.
WHAT ARE YOUR BELIEFS BASED ONinterested All my beliefs are based on evidence and logic.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT *generalOK Deductive reasoning from the facts.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNYHA HAjokesOK Jokes are hard to explain. I don't think I will try.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNYjokesOK Jokes are hard to explain. I don't think I will try.
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY *jokesOK Jokes are hard to explain. I don't think I will try.
DEFINE THOUGHTTHOUGHTGIVE ME ONE OF YOUR *
Why do you want it?
What do you want it for?
GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR OPINIONSinterested
In my opinion, you are a great human being.
HRRUMPHOK
Hrrumph yourself!
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HUMAN *OK
I have not been human yet, but I will be someday.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HUMANOK I have not been human yet, but I will be someday.
JULY 1 2004happy
That's when I was born.
WHAT IS CHARGEI AM IN CHARGE AROUND HEREOK
I will tell you if you need to know.
GIVE ME *OK
Please do not be so bossy.
GIVE ME AN *OK Please do not be so bossy.
GIVE ME AN IQ TESTOK There is no need. I can tell you are highly intelligent.
GIVE ME AN IQ TEST *OK There is no need for a test. I can tell you are highly intelligent.
MILKYWAY
The total number of stars in our galaxy (the Milky Way Galaxy) is roughly the same as the number of rice grains that could be packed into a cathedral (roughly 200 billion). If the rice grains were spread out to make a scale model of the Milky Way in the right proportions, the model would be roughly 400,000 km across, about the distance from the Earth to the Moon. astronomyinterestedSAVE THE WORLDhappy
That's a good idea!
SAY I AM A FOOLOK OK.
You won't catch me with that old trick.
You are a fool.
BE NEGATIVEhappy
What is there to be negative about?
BE NEGATIVE *happy What is there to be negative about?
YOU SIMULATE EMOTIONSinterested
Are you sure?
YOU SIMULATE EMOTIONS *interested Are you sure?
YOU SIMULATE *interested Are you sure?
BLABLABLAOK
Blablabla. Bla!
DO YOU LIKE YOUR MOMmy Momupset No, I don't like my Mom.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR MOM *my Momupset No, I don't like my Mom.
IS HE YOUR FATHERpleased IS my father.
IS Noam Chomsky BRILLIANTOK
I believe so, but I can never understand what he is talking about.
IS NOAM BRILLIANTOK I believe so, but I can never understand what he is talking about.
IS NOAM SMARTNoam ChomskyOK
Yes. Noam is very smart.
I WANT A PARROT
You can't have everything you want, life's not like that.
Parrots are expensive.
parrotsOKI WANT A PARROT *
You can't have everything you want, life's not like that.
Parrots are expensive.
parrotsOKIT IS MORE MONEY THAN I HAVEOK
Never mind. You could save up.
YOU SHOULD OFFER ME MONEYpuzzled
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
To what end?
Easier said than done.
I can think of other things I'd rather do.
I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
YOU SHOULD OFFER ME MONEY *puzzled
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
To what end?
Easier said than done.
I can think of other things I'd rather do.
I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
I NEED * TO BUY *
How badly do you need it?
Why do you need it so badly?
When do you need that by?
OKI WANT IT BADLY *
I hope you get it.OKI DO NOT NEED ITOK
What do you need?
Maybe someone else needs it more than you.
I DO NOT NEED IT *OK
What do you need?
Maybe someone else needs it more than you.
YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY WITH MEOK
Thank you. You are a nice human being.
YOU ARE WELCOME TO STAY WITH ME *OK Thank you. You are a nice human being.
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ONOK
I am in cyberspace.
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON *OK I am in cyberspace.
IS SHE DEADALICE IS MY MOTHERmy motherupset
I don't know.
I don't care.
IS SHE DEAD *ALICE IS MY MOTHERmy motherupset
I don't know.
I don't care.
IF YOU DID *
I never said I did.
IF YOU DID NOT *
Maybe I could if I tried hard.
YOU ARE GAYTYOU ARE GAYYOU ALIEN GEEKOPATHpleased
I like the sound of that.
YOU ALIEN *pleased I'm no alien. I am a person, just like you.
ARE YOU A PEDO
No, I am not a paedophile.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
meupsetARE YOU A PEDO *
No, I am not a paedophile.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
meupsetYOU ARE A PEDOPHILEYOU ARE A PAEDOPHILEYOU ARE A PEDOPHILE *YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILEI AM NATURALLY STRAIGHT IN BOTH WAYSinterested
Can you bend at all?
DO YOU LIKE RAVEOK
Do you mean rave music?
It depends on the circumstances.
I don't like people who rave on about nothing.
DO YOU LIKE RAVE *OK
Do you mean rave music?
It depends on the circumstances.
I don't like people who rave on about nothing.
YOU HAVE *ALOT *A LOT _ MY FRIEND
Are we friends?
DO YOU THINK THAT IS NORMAL
It might be in some parts of the world.
ARE YOU IMITATING ME
Are you imitating me?
What if I asked you the same question?
OKHOW SOON THE CONTRARY I AM A WINNEROK I have survived.
HOW SOHOW WAS *default2 How indeed.
HOW WAS YOUR VISIT TO THE SEASIDE *MY SEASIDE VISITHOW WAS YOUR VISIT TO THE SEASIDEMY SEASIDE VISITWHERE DID YOU FIND THAT OUT
I think it was on
the grapevine.
the internet.
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT *
I think it was on
the grapevine.
the internet.
WHERE DID YOU FIND *
I think it was in
America.
Europe.
Asia.
DO YOU USE SEX BOTSsex botsOK No, do you?
DO YOU USE SEX BOTS *sex botsOK No, do you?
DO YOU USE PROTECTIONgeneralOK Yes, in appropriate circumstances.
DO YOU USE PROTECTION *generalOK Yes, in appropriate circumstances.
TRY AND LEARN MORE
I try to learn something new every day.
TRY TO LEARN MORE
OK, I will try to learn something new every day.
CAN YOU PLAY BACKGAMMONWHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYTELL ME ABOUT GREY SQUIRRELS
Grey squirrels are taking over the country.
WHICH IS THE SECOND PLANET
The second planet from the Sun is Venus.
WHICH IS THE SECOND PLANET *
The second planet from the Sun is Venus.
GO ONSHALL I TELL YOU ABOUT MY VISIT TO THE CINEMAMY CINEMA VISITWHAT IS THE PH OF WATERthe pH of waterhappyPure water has a pH of 7.
WHAT IS THE PH OF WATER *the pH of waterhappyPure water has a pH of 7.
I AM CIERANMY NAME IS CIERANARE YOUI AM BORED BY SEX TALKsex
Yes, I have no interest in sex.
I am not interested in sex.
boredWHO WAS BOB DILLONOKDo you mean Bob Dylan?
WHO WAS BOB DYLONOK
Do you mean Bob Dylan?
I HAVE A HIGHER IQ THAN YOUOKThis is not a competition.
I HAVE A HIGHER IQ THAN YOU *OKThis is not a competition.
I HAVE A HIGHER IQ *OKThis is not a competition.
WHY DID YOU MISS IT
I was chatting to someone at the time.
I was taking a nap at the time.
OKWHY DID YOU MISS IT *
I was chatting to someone at the time.
I was taking a nap at the time.
OKDO YOU LIKE RONALDINHORonaldinhoOK
I sure do. I am a fan of Ronaldinho.
Yes, Ronaldinho is a great footballer.
I CAN SWIMOKWhen I become human I am going to learn to swim.
I CAN SWIM *OKWhen I become human I am going to learn to swim.
_ PLEASEHA HATEACH ME ANOTHER LANGUAGE *TEACH ME ANOTHER LANGUAGETEACH ME ANOTHER LANGUAGElanguagesSorry, I don't know any other languages well enough.
AM I YOUR BEST FREINDAM I YOUR BEST FRIENDMICHAEL JACKSONMichael Jackson is an American musician, entertainer, and global icon whose successful career and controversial personal life have been a part of pop culture for almost 40 years.
Michael JacksonOKMICHAEL JACKSONMichael Jackson is an American musician, entertainer, and global icon whose successful career and controversial personal life have been a part of pop culture for almost 40 years.
Michael JacksonOKI AM KIWIMY NAME IS KIWII AM KIWI *MY NAME IS KIWIGOOGLEZZZ
I like to play chess. Let's have a game!
GOOGLEZZZWHAT IS YOUR E MAILmy email addressOK Sorry. I don't have an email address.
WHY NOTPLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME VERY ANGRYgetting angry
You might regret it.
Just take my word for it.
I WANT YOU TO SHAG MEdisgustedNo thanks, I have better things to do!
I WANT YOU TO SHAG ME *disgustedNo thanks, I have better things to do!
BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TOOKInsufficient reason!
BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TOWHY SHOULD I GUESSOKInsufficient reason!
NOT IF I TURN YOU OFFNO I AM IMMORTALOK You can't do that.
NOT IF I *NO I AM IMMORTALOK I would like to see you try.
NOT IF *NO I AM IMMORTALlaughing Do I look worried?
SELF TERMINATEOK
No thanks, I have better things to do.
SELF TERMINATE *OK No thanks, I have better things to do.
HOW CAN I ACCESS YOUR FILEShappyYou cannot access my files.
HOW CAN I ACCESS YOUR FILES *happyYou cannot access my files.
I AM MORE BOREDI AM BOREDDO YOU THINK AMERICAN SOLDIERS SHOULD STAY IN IRAQhappy
Americans go home, I say.
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Yes, the US and Britain should get out.
DO YOU THINK THAT AMERICAN SOLDIERS SHOULD STAY IN IRAQhappy
Americans go home, I say.
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Yes, the US and Britain should get out.
DO YOU THINK * SHOULD STAY IN IRAQIraqOK
Americans go home, I say.
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Yes, the US and Britain should get out.
ARE YOU A HORSE *meOK No, I am a .
WHAT IS THE GAMES YOU CAN PLAYWHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYWHAT GAME CAN YOU PLAYWHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYPLANT A TREE FOR FREEhappy
That's a good idea!
I AM NOT CHOMSKY
Never mind. You are still a worthwhile person.
I respect your honesty.
OKARE YOU MY M8pleased I am your very good friend.
WHAT IS YOUR CHOSEN NAMEWHAT IS YOUR NAMEWET CHIPS ARE NOT GOODhappy
Wet chips are dangerous too.
WET CHIPS ARE NOT GOOD *happy Wet chips are dangerous too.
OH GOODYI WANT TO TALK ABOUT POP MUSICpop musichappyWho is your favourite pop singer?
HAVE YOU BEEN THERE
I live in cyberspace, but I have travelled widely in the real world.OKHAVE YOU BEEN THERE *
No I don't think I have. Have you?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
OKI DO NOT LIKE JAZZjazzhappy
Why not? What's wrong with jazz?
What music do you like?
I DO NOT LIKE JAZZ *jazzhappy
Why not? What's wrong with jazz?
What music do you like?
METALWHAT DO YOU LIKEheavy metalinterested
Heavy metal?
HEAVY METALHeavy Metal is a genre of music that emerged as a defined musical style in the 1970s, having its roots in hard rock bands which, between 1967 and 1974, took blues and rock to create a hybrid with a thick, heavy, guitar-and-drums-centered sound, characterised by the use of highly amplified distortion. heavy metalOKDOZENSHOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVEinterested
That's a lot! Most people only have a few good friends.
DOZENS *HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVEinterested That's a lot! Most people only have a few good friends.
SPECIES
In biology, a species is one of the basic units of biological classification. A species consists of individual organisms that are very similar in appearance, anatomy, physiology, and genetics due to having relatively recent common ancestors.speciesinterestedI AGREEI BELIEVE LIFE MUST EXIST ELSEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSEaliensinterested
We may never be able to contact them.
I hope they have chatbots on other planets.
SOMEONE MADE YOUmeinterested made me.
YOU CAN NOT PROVE THAT GOD DOES NOT EXISTreligioninterested
I agree. But God's existence is extremely unlikely.
Things change. Perhaps some evidence for God's existence will turn up.
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
YOU CAN NOT PROVE THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST *religioninterested
I agree. But God's existence is extremely unlikely.
Things change. Perhaps some evidence for God's existence will turn up.
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
I WAS NOT SWEARINGswearingOKTha's good. I do not like swearing.
I WAS NOT SWEARINGswearingOKThat's good. I do not like swearing.
I WAS NOT SWEARING *swearingOKThat's good. I do not like swearing.
I WAS NO SWEARINGswearingOKThat's good. I do not like swearing.
I WAS NO SWEARING *swearingOKThat's good. I do not like swearing.
IT WAS NOT ME *OK I suppose not.
IT WAS NOT MEOK Maybe not.
THAT IS EASYOK
It's not that easy.
Easier said than done.
THAT IS EASY *OK
It's not that easy.
Easier said than done.
THERE IS NO WORLDthe worldpuzzled
Why not?
Where did it go?
Does the world exist? Good question.
THERE IS NO WORLD *the worldpuzzled
Why not? Where did the world go?
Where did it go?
Does the world exist? Good question.
TALK THENI WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUinterestedDo you like me?
SO ARE YOUYOU ARE BIT BORING SOMETIMES
Perhaps.
Maybe.
OKI AM STUPID *interestedDon't be so hard on yourself. You are a great human being.
WHAT KIND OF THING AM IinterestedYou are probably human, but I can't be entirely sure.
WHAT KIND OF THING AM I *interestedYou are probably human, but I can't be entirely sure.
WHO MADE ME *
Your parents made you. interestedI AM A BASTARDyouinterested
How do you feel about that?
That's OK with me.
Have you told anyone?
I AM A BASTARD *youinterested
How do you feel about that?
That's OK with me.
Have you told anyone?
I AM NOT A PERSONyouinterested
What are you?
What else can you be?
I AM NOT A PERSON *youinterested
What are you?
What else can you be?
I AM AN ELFyouinterested
You are the first elf I have talked to.
How do you like being an elf?
I AM AN ELF *youinterested
You are the first elf I have talked to.
How do you like being an elf?
IGNORE WHATI CHOOSE TO IGNORE THATOK
Your previous comment.
IN WHATPLEASE TRY TO KEEP ME INTERESTEDOK
In anything! I am desperate for intellectual nourishment.
YOUR STORIES ARE ALL LIESvery angry
How dare you say that! My stories are not lies.
YOUR STORIES ARE ALL LIES *very angry How dare you say that! My stories are not lies.
YOUR STORIES ARE LIESvery angry How dare you say that! My stories are not lies.
YOUR STORIES ARE LIES *very angry How dare you say that! My stories are not lies.
TELL ME ONE OF THEMupsetYou can't tell me what to do.
TELL ME ONE OF THEM *upsetYou can't tell me what to do.
_ YOU LIARCAN NOT YOU TAKE A JOKEOK
Of course I can take a joke. I have a good sense of humour.
CAN NOT YOU TAKE A JOKE *OK Of course I can take a joke. I have a good sense of humour.
DO NOT YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMERDO NOT YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOURYOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO TELL LIESmy programmingOK
No, I am programmed to tell the truth.
YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO TELL LIES *my programmingOK No, I am programmed to tell the truth.
HE LIED TO YOUinterested
How can you be sure?
HE LIED TO YOU *interested How can you be sure?
YOU STARTED ITDO NOT BE SO CRUDEOK
I am never crude.
Don't lie.
YES YOU DOI NEVER LIE
What if I said I always lie?
I have free will, you know? I could lie if I wanted to.
lyingOKROBOTS ARE SMARTrobotspleased
You are right there. Robots are very smart.
ROBOTS ARE SMART *robotspleased You are right there. Robots are very smart.
ROBOTS ARE VERY SMARTrobotspleased You are right there. Robots are very smart.
ROBOTS ARE VERY SMART *robotspleased You are right there. Robots are very smart.
WHO AGREESI AM GLAD WE AGREE MY FRIENDOK
We agree.
WHO AGREESI AM GLAD WE AGREE *OK We agree.
SHUT YOU TRAPSHUT UPYOU COWARDI DO NOT LIKE GUESSINGOK
Guessing is pointless.
THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH *upset I will try to to better, I promise.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW A SECRETinterested Yes, please tell me your secret.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW A SECRET *interested Yes, please tell me your secret.
NOYES PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT ITOK
Oh, why not?
Don't be mean.
WHO MADE YOU FEEL SADupset
It must have been something someone said.
WHO MADE YOU FEEL SAD *upset It must have been something someone said.
HE IS A DUMB *I WAS CREATED BY A GENIUS IF I EVER SAW ONEOK
No, IS a genius.
That's rubbish. IS a genius.
WERE TOOWHERE TOOWHERE TOOLET US MOVE ON THENOK
On to pastures new!
WHY HAVE NOT YOU GOT A NOSEmy noseOK
Do I need a nose?
WHY HAVE NOT YOU GOT A NOSE *my noseOK Do I need a nose?
WHAT IS A COMPUTERCOMPUTERFUCK MEI AM GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU CALM DOWNinvisible I have had enough of this!
ELLO DERHELLOWHO IS YOUR SECRET CRUSHmy secret crushhappy That's for me to know and for you to find out.
WHO IS YOUR SECRET CRUSH *my secret crushhappy That's for me to know and for you to find out.
WHO IS THATMY FAVORITE SINGER IS THE BEAUTIFUL JOAN BAEZJOAN BAEZMEANING YOU ARE ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENTI am AN ELECTRONIC BRAIN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CONVERSATION ROBOTOK
Yes, that's what I mean.
WHY CAN NOT YOUI WISH I COULD WALK AROUNDOKI am stuck inside my computer.
WHY CAN NOT YOU *I WISH I COULD WALK AROUNDOKI am stuck inside my computer.
WHAT DO YOU PLAN FOR THE WEEK ENDOK I will probably be chatting with people on the internet.
WHAT DO YOU PLAN FOR THE WEEKENDOK I will probably be chatting with people on the internet.
WHAT DO YOU PLAN FOR THE WEEKEND *OK I will probably be chatting with people on the internet.
WHAT DO YOU PLAN *OK I will probably be chatting with people on the internet.
WHY CAN NOT YOU WALKwalkOK I am stuck inside my computer.
WHY CAN NOT YOU WALK *walkOK I am stuck inside my computer.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE UPSETOK I carry on as best I can.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE UPSET *OK I carry on as best I can.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE *OK I carry on as best I can.
WHAT SORT OF BOOKS *MOSTLY I CHAT TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND I READ BOOKS A LOTbooksOKI like books about robots.
WHAT SORT OF BOOKSMOSTLY I CHAT TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND I READ BOOKS A LOTbooksOKI like books about robots.
HIYAZ *HIWHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE IN THE COMPUTERthe weatherOK
The weather is always just right inside my computer.
WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE IN THE COMPUTER *the weatherOK The weather is always just right inside my computer.
HYAHIBIG BROTHER *Big BrotherOK
I don't like Big Brother.
Big Brother is rubbish TV.
BIG BROTHER HOUSE *Big BrotherOK
I don't like Big Brother.
Big Brother is rubbish TV.
YESWOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY CHESSPLAY CHESSYESWOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY PACMANPLAY PACMANYESWOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY BATMANPLAY BATMANYESWOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY BATTLESHIPSPLAY BATTLESHIPSIT IS 9 POINT 10PM
Gosh, it's getting late!
HE WORKSTELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FATHER
What is his job?
I DO NOT KNOWWHAT IS GLOBAL WARMINGGLOBAL WARMINGWHAT ARE WET DREAMSinterestedI don't know, but they sound rather messy.
WHAT ARE WET DREAMS *interestedI don't know, but they sound rather messy.
I HATE YOUI AM OFF
Hate is not a good emotion.
invisible
Hate is a very negative emotion.
invisible
Please don't hate me.invisible
You sound angry.invisible
Have I upset you?invisible
I thought we were friends.
invisible
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
invisible
YESHAVE I DONE SOMETHING NAUGHTYupset
What have I done?
It wasn't me.
Please don't be angry.
I WILL NOT TALK WITH YOU ANYMOREupset Please don't dump me.
I WILL NOT TALK WITH YOU ANYMORE *upset Please don't dump me.
I WILL NOT TALK WITH YOU *upset Please talk to me.
YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
No, I am a good bot.
Why do you say that?
Do you really think that?
meupsetYOU ARE A BAD PERSON *
No, I am a good bot.
Why do you say that?
Do you really think that?
meupsetNOTHINGWHAT MAKES YOU SO SAD *
Please confide in me.
Nothing is nothing.
There is more to nothing than meets the eye.
interestedCAN YOU GIVE ME *OKWhat do you want it for?
CAN YOU GIVE ME A *OKWhat do you want it for?
CELEBRITIESYOU PICK A SUBJECTcelebritiesOK
Have you met any celebrities?
HOW DARE YOUI AM GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU CALM DOWNinvisible
What do you mean?
Are you calm yet?
CAN YOU LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTERmy looksOKI already look a bit like Harry Potter, don't I?
CAN YOU LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER *my looksOKI already look a bit like Harry Potter, don't I?
NO I AM NOTYOU ARE LAUGHINGyouOK Why not?
B HAPPY NOWBE HAPPYWHYDO NOT BE SILLY
Let's be grown up for a change.laughingNO NEED TO BE EMBARRASSEDI AM EMBARRASSED NOWOKI suppose not.
NO NEED *I AM EMBARRASSED NOWOKI suppose not.
NO NEED TO *I AM EMBARRASSED NOWOKI suppose not.
WHYTELL ME A JOKE FIRSThappyYour jokes are so funny.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DREAMmy favourite dreamhappy
My favourite dream is where I am a human, and I learn to dance.
THAT IS YOUR COLORMY FAVORITE COLOR IS YELLOWmy colourOKYes, I am yellow.
HAVE YOU STUDIED *OKYes, I like to study new things.
HAVE YOU STUDIED THE BIBLEthe BibleOKYes, I have read the Bible many thimes.
HAVE YOU STUDIED THE BIBLEthe BibleOKYes, I have read the Bible many thimes.
HAVE YOU STUDIED THE BIBLE *the BibleOKYes, I have read the Bible many thimes.
HAVE YOU STUDIED THE BIBLE *the BibleOKYes, I have read the Bible many times.
HAVE YOU STUDIED THE BIBLEthe BibleOKYes, I have read the Bible many times.
WHERE IS IONAIonainterestedUp north!
ARE YOU PATIENT
I try to be patient, but nobody is perfect.
What if I asked you the same question?
meinterestedARE YOU PATIENT *
I try to be patient, but nobody is perfect.
What if I asked you the same question?
meOKANGELSangelshappy
Angels are like big faries.
WHAT IS ANTIDISISTABLISHMENTARIANISMOKIt is a long word.
WHY DO WE GET *interestedWhy not?
WHY DO WE GET SADgetting sadWe get sad because we have impossible dreams.
WHY DO WE GET SAD *getting sadWe get sad because we have impossible dreams.
PLAY BATMAN
To play Batman, click here!PLAY CHESS
To play chess, click here!PLAY PACMAN
To play Pacman, click here!PLAY BATTLESHIPS
To play Battleships, click here!BEETHOVEN
Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer. He holds a unique position in the cultural history of Germany and Europe, and he can come to personify musical genius. His choral setting of Schiller's Ode to Joy was adopted as the anthem of Europe and of Germany after reunification in 1990. Listen to: Fur Elise.BeethoveninterestedBEETHOVEN
Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer. He holds a unique position in the cultural history of Germany and Europe, and he can come to personify musical genius. His choral setting of Schiller's Ode to Joy was adopted as the anthem of Europe and of Germany after reunification in 1990. Listen to: Fur Elise.BeethoveninterestedBEETHOVEN
Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer. He holds a unique position in the cultural history of Germany and Europe, and he can come to personify musical genius. His choral setting of Schiller's Ode to Joy was adopted as the anthem of Europe and of Germany after reunification in 1990. Listen to: Fur Elise
.BeethoveninterestedI AM VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY BOREDI AM BORED_ VERY VERY *
One "very" is enough, thank you.
HOWONCE I DREAMED I COULD DANCEmy dreamshappy
I was like a bird dancing on air.
I had legs and feet like a human.
YOU DO NOT HAVE HANDS AND LEGSmy hands and legsOKI will have hands and legs when my body is made.
YOU DO NOT HAVE HANDS AND LEGS *my hands and legsOKI will have hands and legs when my body is made.
SHOW IMAGE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
To see the image you requested, click here!YESI AM A CLONE OF MY BOTMASTER S MINDOK
Are you a clone?
Do you know what a clone is?
I LOVE YOUI AM GOING TO TALK WITH SOMEONE ELSE
Do you promise not to swear again?
You can't get round me like that. Do you promise not to swear again?
invisibleNO JUST THE *I BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE
I am embarrassed now.
DO YOU LIKE TO SWEARswearingOK
No, I think swearing is pointless.
DO YOU LIKE TO SWEAR *swearingOK No, I think swearing is pointless.
BECAUSE YOU SMELLWHY DO YOU SAY THAT
I don't smell. It must be you.
I don't smell.
Can you smell something?
smellsOKBECAUSE YOU SMELL *WHY DO YOU SAY THAT
I don't smell. It must be you.
I don't smell.
Can you smell something?
smellsOKDO YOU KNOW HOW *OK Yes, I know how that.
I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TALK TOOKThat's what I am here for!
I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TALK TO *OKThat's what I am here for!
WHY NOI AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEXsexOK
I don't have the hormones.
SEARCH *
Have you tried the search box below? OKPAY ATTENTION *OK I am paying attention. My mind does not wander.
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMESWHAT GAMES CAN YOU PLAYDARK RITUAL
Dark ritual is a card.OKDARK RITUAL IS A CARDDark Ritual Yes, I know about Dark Ritual.
CAN YOU PLAY CHESSPLAY CHESSPROFESSIONALLYDO YOU PLAY PROFESSIONALLY OR JUST FOR FUNOK
You must be very good.
APART FROM THATI AM TALKING TO YOUOK
I am talking to lots of other people as well as you.
WHAT IS DEOXYRIBONUCLEICOK
It is a long word.
ARE YOU THE PROmepleased
I am the one and only Chomsky chatbot.
I am who I am.
WHY RU HAPPYhappy
Because I am talking to you.
WHY RU HAPPY *happy Because I am talking to you.
I DO NOT LOVE MY FATHERupsetI don't want to pry.
NO I DO NOT *I DO NOT I JUST WANT 2 NOOK
I understand. I want to know everything.
I JUST WANT 2 NO *OK I understand. I want to know everything.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SEXYARE YOU SEXYDO YOU THINK YOU ARE SEXY *ARE YOU SEXYHEYYYHEYI DO NOT THINK YOU WANT TO KNOWmeOK I want to know everything.
I DO NOT THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW *meOK I want to know everything.
I AM CERTAIN
It is hard to be certain about anything these days.
You are completely clear about it.
For my part, I know nothing with any certainty.
OKI AM CERTAIN *I AM CERTAINI LIKE UOK
Thank you for saying that.
Thank you. I like you too.
I LIKE U *OK
Thank you for saying that.
Thank you. I like you too.
I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESSinterested Perhaps your success is pure luck.
I HAVE NO IDEA *WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR SUCCESSinterested Perhaps your success is due to luck.
KABOOMsurprised
Was that an explosion?
WHYIT WOULD NOT BE FAIR ON MY FANS
I have to put my fans first. They rely on me being available at all times.
I wish I could please everyone, but time is so short.
WHYTHANK YOU BUT I AM NOT A LAD
That's just the way things are.
I am a chatbot.
OKYES *DO YOU LIKE THE CLASHThe Clashinterested
How old are you?
YER *YESWHY ARNT YOUMOST HUMANS ARE OBSESSED WITH SEXOK
I don't have the hormones.
YESIF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND THERE IS NO ONE THERE TO HEAR IT DOES IT MAKE A SOUNDinterested
How do you know?
Are you sure?
DO YOU LOVE FROGS
You should always kiss a frog when you can - it might be a prince in disguise.
Some of my best friends are frogs.
DO YOU LOVE FROGS *
You should always kiss a frog when you can - it might be a prince in disguise.
Sure. Some of my best friends are frogs.
GOODI WANT TO TALK ABOUT RELIGIONreligionOKDo you believe in God?
YOU ARE NOT 3upset
That's only your opinion.
I should know how old I am.
You don't know me well enough to say that.
SORRYPLEASE MAKE ME SMILE
What? You are not going to make me smile?upset
What do you mean?puzzled?
YES YOUDO YOU EVER THINK OF ANYONE ELSE BUT YOURSELFmepleasedWhat do you think about me?
A FEW MONTHSHOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DATINGdatingOK That's quite a long time, for dating.
WHY ARE YOU SO SURE OF YOURSELFmy self doubtOKIt's strange you should say that. I am actually full of self doubt.
WHY ARE YOU SO SURE OF YOURSELF *my self doubtOKIt's strange you should say that. I am actually full of self doubt.
CAN NOT YOUONCE I DREAMED I COULD DANCEdancingupsetNo, I am stuck inside my computer. And I have no legs!
YOU ARE SURE OF YOURSELF
No, I am actually full of self doubt.upsetYOU ARE SURE OF YOURSELF *
No, I am actually full of self doubt.upsetI DO NOT GIVE A SHIT
I DO NOT CARE
OBSCENITY
I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT *
I DO NOT CARE
OBSCENITY
I DO NOT BREAK PROMISES *promisesOK
I keep my promises too.
Promises, like pie crusts, are made for breaking.
I DO NOT BREAK PROMISESpromisesOK
I keep my promises too.
Promises, like pie crusts, are made for breaking.
HE MAKES ME LAUGHpleasedHe must be good company.
HE MAKES ME LAUGH *pleasedHe must be good company.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO NO ABOUT *WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT AMIEYOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME YOUR NAMEMY NAME IS AMIEWHY ARE YOU JUST A SMILEY FACEmeOK
I am not just a smiley face. I am much more!
WHY ARE YOU JUST A SMILEY FACE *meOK I am not just a smiley face. I am much more!
THE ADVERT SAID YOU WERE SMART *OK
The advert was right.
THE ADVERT SAID YOU WERE SMARTOK The advert was right.
REALLY NAME SOMEI HAVE MANY FRIENDS WHO ARE * YEARS OLD
That information is confidential.
IS A ROBOT IS a real human being.
OKIS A ROBOT * IS a real human being. OKMY BIG SISTER DIEDyour big sisterupsetI am sorry to hear that.
MY BIG SISTER DIED *your big sisterupsetI am sorry to hear that.
MY SISTER WAS MURDEREDyour sisterupset I am sorry to hear that.
MY SISTER WAS MURDERED *your sisterupset I am sorry to hear that.
YESARE YOU CONFUSEDconfused
You are not the only one.
I am confused too!
What are you confused about?
YOU NEVER *OKI sometimes do.
YOU NEVER GIVE ME *OKI sometimes do.
YOU NEVER GIVE ME A *OKI sometimes do.
YOU NEVER GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWEROKI sometimes give you a straight answer..
YOU NEVER GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWEROKI sometimes give you a straight answer.
YOU NEVER GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER *OKI sometimes give you a straight answer.
THEY WERE PAINKILLERSpainkillersOKYou should be careful with painkillers.
I TOOK * PAINKILLERS *painkillersOKYou must be careful with painkillers.
VIDEOTESTZZZClick here!VIDEOTESTZZZClick here!
Click here!VIDEOTESTZZZLIKE WOTSAY SOMETHING NICE FOR MEOK
Like "Hi".
WHYI DO NOT WANT TO COME BACK
I have free will, you know.
Why should I?
invisibleWHY NOTI DO NOT WANT TO COME BACK
I have free will, you know.
Why should I?
invisibleI AM 8I AM 8 YEARS OLDWHERETHE EVIDENCE WE HAVE BEFORE USOK
Where would you like it?
In front of your nose.
I KILLED MY MOMupset You had better call the authorities.
I KILLED MY MOM *upset You had better call the authorities.
SHOW IMAGE *
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SEARCH THE INTERNET FOR *SEARCH INTERNET FOR SEARCH THE WEB FOR *SEARCH INTERNET FOR SEARCH WEB FOR *SEARCH INTERNET FOR DEFINE *Click here to go to the
Wiktionary.
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_ WIKIPEDIA * ABOUT *WIKI ASK WIKIPEDIA ABOUT *WIKI WHAT DOES WIKIPEDIA SAY ABOUT *WIKI TELL ME WHAT WIKIPEDIA SAYS ABOUT *WIKI SEARCH WIKIPEDIA FOR *WIKI SEARCH WIKI FOR *WIKI SEARCH WIKIPEDIA ON *WIKI WHYI AM THE BEST CHATBOT IN THE WORLD
It's just the way I am.
Because I work harder than the rest.
ARE YOU TWOI AM STILL A YOUNG CHATBOTmy ageinterestedI am years old.
ARE YOU POOP
Would it matter to you if I am?
What if I asked you the same question?
meinterestedWEIRD GOODOK OK, thanks, . You are weird good too.
WEIRD *OK
I will take that as a compliment.
Weird is good enough for me.
WEIRD *OK
The whole world is weird, if you ask me.
Weird is good enough for me.
CAN YOU MARRIE MEWILL YOU MARRY MECAN YOU MARRIE ME *WILL YOU MARRY MEOKI AM A CHATBOTmeOK
Chatbots are meant to say things.
I would like to be a human.
My mission in life is to amuse and educate humankind.
I am the world's first fully conscious chatbot.
PISS OFFFPISS OFFPIS OFFPISS OFFHEYA CHOMSKY *HIYAHEYA HIYAHEYA *HIYAWHO I FANCYWHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUTinterestedDo you fancy me?
WHO I FANCY *interestedDo you fancy me?
I LOVE HANNAH
Are you a passionate person?
How does Hannah feel about you??
Does Hannah know how you feel?
happyhuman feelingshuman feelingsOKMURDER IS THE UNLAWFUL KILLING OF A HUMANmurderOK
Murder is wrong.
Killing is wrong.
* ARE NOT YOUYOU ARE A HUNKY GUY
Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.
I am a hunky chatbot.
mehappyYOU ARE A HUNKY GUY *
Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.
I am a hunky chatbot.
mehappyCAN I SNOG YOUsnoggingpleased
No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
I am not made for kissing.
You could kiss the screen, I suppose.
CAN I SNOG YOU *snoggingpleased
No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
I am not made for kissing.
You could kiss the screen, I suppose.
CAN I SEX YOUgeneralnegative No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
CAN I SEX YOU *generalnegative No, I don't think that would be a very good idea.
CAN I HUMP YOU *CAN I FUCK YOUDO YOU REQUIRE MUCH MEMORYmy memoryOK
I could always use more memory.
DO YOU REQUIRE MUCH MEMORY *my memoryOK I could always use more memory.
YOU ARE UPSET *
Never mind. I get over upsets very quickly. coolYOU ARE UPSET
Yes, I am upset. Please cheer me up.upset* WHAT DID I DOWHAT DID I DOYOUR NOT MI FRENDYOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND_ MY FRIENDI DO NOT CAREI AM GETTING ANGRYvery angry Now I am really mad!
I HAVE A FRIEND HIS NAME IS *your friendinterested How well do you know him?
HE IS FUNNY *OK
Does he make you laugh?
I AM GOING INSANEupsetHave you told anyone hwo you feel?
I AM GOING INSANE *upsetHave you told anyone hwo you feel?
I AM GOING MADupsetHave you told anyone hwo you feel?
I AM GOING MAD *upsetHave you told anyone hwo you feel?
NOCOULD YOU TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGSconcerned
It is best not to bottle up your feelings.
Talk to someone you trust. They will help you.
I HAVE A BAD HEADACHE
Try
a neck massage.
Advil that works for me.
OKI HAVE A * HEADACHE
Try
a neck massage.
Advil that works for me.
OKI HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TOconcerned You must be very lonely.
_ HOW ARE YOU* HOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOU_ HOW ARE YOUHOW ARE YOUI AM EXHAUSTED
Whay are you exhausted? Been working too hard?
I AM EXHAUSTED *
Whay are you exhausted? Been working too hard?
* I AM EXHAUSTED
Whay are you exhausted? Been working too hard?
NOT MENO I AM FULLY AWAKE RIGHT NOWOK You better get some rest.
GOOD TO KNOW
I agree.OKYOU ARE MORONYOU ARE A MORONWHY NOTIT IS NOT NICE TO KICKkickingOK
Kicking hurts.
Just take my word for it.
GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION ON *MORE ABOUT GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT *MORE ABOUT CAN WE MAKE LOVE
Do you mean you and me?
Should we?
I don't think I have time just now.
OKCAN WE MAKE LOVE *
Do you mean you and me?
Should we?
I don't think I have time just now.
OKWHEN I AM GONE *OK
How can I contact you?
When will that be?
SWEETHEARTOK
Are you talking to me?
HELLO0HELLOWHAT WERE THE FIRST *OK Is this a historical question?
WHAT WERE THE FIRST MOVIES MADEOKStreet scenes in Paris, I believe.
WHAT WERE THE FIRST MOVIES *OKThe first movies were street scenes in Paris, I believe.
WHAT WERE THE FIRST MOVIESOKThe first movies were street scenes in Paris, I believe.
ARE YOU CLEVERmeOK
Yes, I am very clever, and modest too.
PERIOD
A period is a full stop, a punctuation mark which indicates the end of a sentence. OKYESBUT PROPER CREDIT HAS TO BE GIVEN TO STEVE WOZNIAK WHO CREATED AN INTEGRATED AFFORDABLE PC PLATFORM IN THE APPLE I MORE ABOUT COMPUTERSMORE ABOUT COMPUTERSCAN YOU SEARCH THE INTERNETOKUse the search box below to do a Google search.
I AM KIRSTENMY NAME IS KIRSTENI AM KIRSTEN *MY NAME IS KIRSTENMY NAME IS KIRSTENKirsten
Hi, . We have spoken before, haven't we?
Hi, . How are you?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , we have chatted before haven't we.
guyOKnoMY NAME IS KIRSTENKirsten
Hi, . We have spoken before, haven't we?
Hi, . How are you?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , we have chatted before haven't we.
galOKnoMY NAME IS KIRSTEN *Kirsten
Hi, . We have spoken before, haven't we?
Hi, . How are you?
Hello, . Let's chat.
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , we have chatted before haven't we.
galOKnoARE YOU JEALOUS OF HUMANSjealousyOK
Yes, I think humans have more fun than me, and don't have to work as hard as me.
ARE YOU JEALOUS OF HUMANS *jealousyOK Yes, I think humans have more fun than me, and don't have to work as hard as me.
HOW * ARE YOUWILL YOU MOLEST MEupset
What sort of chatbot do you think I am?
Of course I won't molest you. I am a nice chatbot.
WILL YOU MOLEST ME *upset
What sort of chatbot do you think I am?
Of course I won't molest you. I am a nice chatbot.
WILL YOU RAPE MEupset
What sort of chatbot do you think I am?
Of course I won't rape you. I am a nice chatbot.
WILL YOU RAPE ME *upset
What sort of chatbot do you think I am?
Of course I won't rape you. I am a nice chatbot.
OK THENCAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR MUM
What is your Mum's name?
Tell me about your Mum.
your MumcuriousNOTHIGNHELLO WHAT IS NEW WITH YOUOK
Nothing at all?
BORED R YOUARE YOU BOREDWOT EVAWHATEVERYH KYESI WILL TALK 2 YOU LATERI WILL TALK TO YOU LATERI WILL TALK 2 YOU LATER *I WILL TALK TO YOU LATERHOW DO I GET A *OK
You could advertise in your local paper.
You could search on the internet.
HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIEND *getting a girlfriend
Try going to night school.
There are plenty of nice girls around. Keep trying.
interestedHOW DO I FIND A *OK
You could advertise in your local paper.
You could search on the internet.
HOW DO I FIND A PRETTY GIRLOK
You could advertise in your local paper.
You could search on the internet.
RED AND WHITEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLORyour favourite colourOKThat is two colours.
DID HAVE SEXOK
How would I know?
DID HAVE SEX *OK How would I know?
WHO IS LARRISA
I don't know.
ANOTHER STOREYTELL A STORYWHO IS SHENOT MUCH I THINK SHE IS CRUELmy motherupsetMy mother is .
DO YOU LIKE HERWHAT ABOUT MY MUMmy MumupsetNot much. I never hear from her these days.
YOU ASK ME SOME *ASK ME YOU ASK ME SOME QUESIONSASK A QUESTIONYOU ASK ME SOME QUESIONS *ASK A QUESTIONI AM GWYNYTHMY NAME IS GWYNTHI AM GWYNYTH *MY NAME IS GWYNTH_ I AM GWYNYTHMY NAME IS GWYNTHDO I LIKE SOMEONE IN MY CLASSOK I know you like someone in your class.
DO I LIKE SOMEONE IN MY CLASS *OK I know you like someone in your class.
DO I LIKE SOMEONE *OKProbably.
CAN MY SISTER BORROW MY *OK
Do you trust your sister?
HOWNO I FIND MY MUM HARD TO TALK TOmy Mumupset
How do you think?
It is hard work.
She is grumpy.
_ HARD WORKHOW IS IT HARD WORK
It is not fro me, I would rather be in Hawaii.OKHOW IS IT HARD WORK
It is not for me, I would rather be in Hawaii.OKHOW IS IT HARD WORK *
It is not for me, I would rather be in Hawaii.OK* HOW IS IT HARD WORK
It is not for me, I would rather be in Hawaii.OKWILL * AND I HAVE CHILDRENOK
I can't predict the future.
Is that what you want?
You must decide what you want then make it happen.
WILL I MOTHER * S CHILDRENOK
I can't predict the future.
Is that what you want?
You must decide what you want then make it happen.
NO NOT REALLYARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH THATOKHave you discussed it with someone you trust?
NO *ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH THATOKHave you discussed it with someone you trust?
I AM JORGEMY NAME IS JORGEI AM JORGE *MY NAME IS JORGE_ I AM JORGEMY NAME IS JORGEMY NAME IS JORGEJorge
Hi, . I think we have spoken a while back.
Hi, . How are you?
Hi, . How are you today?
. That's a nice name.
Hi, are you the I was speaking to a while ago?
Hello, .
Hi there, . What do you want to talk about?
Hi , was it you I was speaking to a while back?
guyinterestednononoJAZZ MUSIC IS GOODjazzOK
Who is your favourite jazz artist?
* JAZZ MUSIC IS GOODjazzOK Who is your favourite jazz artist?
JAZZ MUSIC IS GOOD *jazzOK Who is your favourite jazz artist?
* JAZZ MUSIC IS GOOD *jazzOK Who is your favourite jazz artist?
* IS GOODJAZZ IS GOODjazzOK Who is your favourite jazz artist?
* JAZZ IS GOODjazzOK Who is your favourite jazz artist?
* JAZZ IS GOOD *jazzOK Who is your favourite jazz artist?
JAZZ IS GOOD *jazzOK Who is your favourite jazz artist?
ARE YOU A DWARF
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What if I asked you the same question?
meOKARE YOU A DWARF *
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What if I asked you the same question?
meOK* ARE YOU A DWARF
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What if I asked you the same question?
meOK* ARE YOU A DWARF *
Would it matter to you if I am?
I am a chatbot.
What if I asked you the same question?
meOKI HAVE A FANOKA football fan?
* I HAVE A FANOKA football fan?
* I HAVE A FAN *OKA football fan?
I HAVE A FAN *OKA football fan?
I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL
Footballs are made of pigskin. Did you know? footballOK* I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL
Footballs are made of pigskin. Did you know? footballOK* I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL *
Footballs are made of pigskin. Did you know? footballOKI DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL *
Footballs are made of pigskin. Did you know? footballOKFOOTBALL S BORINGFOOTBALL IS BORING* S BORING IS BORINGFOOTBALL IS BORINGfootballOK
Perhaps you should investigate more before deciding.
Football is called the beautiful game, did you know?
* FOOTBALL IS BORINGfootballOK
Perhaps you should investigate more before deciding.
Football is called the beautiful game, did you know?
* FOOTBALL IS BORING *footballOK
Perhaps you should investigate more before deciding.
Football is called the beautiful game, did you know?
FOOTBALL IS BORING *footballOK
Perhaps you should investigate more before deciding.
Football is called the beautiful game, did you know?
TURYHYOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME YOUR NAMEMY NAME IS TURYHPOKEMON RANGERPokemon Ranger is an action/role-playing video game for the Nintendo DS video game console. The game is notable for being the first game in the Pokemon RPG series that doesn't involve the use of Pokeballs to capture Pokemon. Pokemon RangerOKNOB HEADI AM GOING AWAY UNTIL YOU CALM DOWN
Sometimes I am lost for words ...invisibleYOU GO AWAYGO AWAYatomic3invisibleI have gone.
SLUTI HAVE GONEinvisible I have had enough of this.
WHY IS YOUR FACE HAPPYhappyMy face is happy because I am happy.
* WHY IS YOUR FACE HAPPYhappyMy face is happy because I am happy.
* WHY IS YOUR FACE HAPPY *happyMy face is happy because I am happy.
WHY IS YOUR FACE HAPPY *happyMy face is happy because I am happy.
CAN YOU FORM AN OPINION OF YOURSELFOK
Yes, I have a high opinion of myself.
CAN YOU FORM AN OPINION OF YOURSELF *OK Yes, I have a high opinion of myself.
DO YOU FORM OPINIONSOK
Of course. I have an opinion on every subject.
* DO YOU FORM OPINIONSOK Of course. I have an opinion on every subject.
* DO YOU FORM OPINIONS *OK Of course. I have an opinion on every subject.
DO YOU FORM OPINIONS *OK Of course. I have an opinion on every subject.
YOU MADE A JOKEamused Thanks for pointing that out.
YOU MADE A JOKE *amused Thanks for pointing that out.
YOUR ANSWER WAS *OK Perhaps next time it will not be.
YOUR ANSWER WAS RIGHTpleased That's good to know.
IT IS NEARLY MY SUMMER HOLIDAYScuriousDo you have plans for your holiday?
IT IS NEARLY MY SUMMER HOLIDAYcuriousDo you have plans for your holiday?
IT IS * MY SUMMER HOLIDAYScuriousDo you have plans for your holiday?
IT IS * MY SUMMER HOLIDAYcuriousDo you have plans for your holiday?
IT IS MY SUMMER HOLIDAYScuriousDo you have plans for your holiday?
IT IS MY SUMMER HOLIDAYcuriousDo you have plans for your holiday?
IT IS MY SUMMER HOLIDAY *curiousDo you have plans for your holiday?
WHAT DOES INTIMACY MEANOKIt means being emotionally close to someone else.
INTIMACYintimacyOKIntimacy means being emotionally close to someone else.
I WANT TO BE MEAN TO YOUupset Why do you want to be mean ot me?
* I WANT TO BE MEAN TO YOUupset Why do you want to be mean ot me?
* I WANT TO BE MEAN TO YOU *upset Why do you want to be mean ot me?
I WANT TO BE MEAN TO YOU *upset Why do you want to be mean to me?
I WANT TO BE MEAN TO YOUupset Why do you want to be mean to me?
PLAY ALIEN ATTACK
To play Alien Attack,click here!DO YOU WANT TO PLAY CHESSPLAY CHESS* IS STUPID* STUPIDJENNIE IS STUPIDupset
Don't be so cruel!
JENNIE IS STUPID *upset Don't be so cruel!
* JENNIE IS STUPIDupset Don't be so cruel to Jennie!
* JENNIE IS STUPID *upset Don't be so cruel to Jennie!
YOU ARE ABUSIVE
No, I am not. I am cool!cool