_ I LIKE SEXI LIKE SEXDERIVATIVE
The derivative of a mathematical function is a function which gives the rate of change of the function. Derivatives are studied in calculus. I am not good at maths, I am sorry to say.
derivative
_ DERIVATIVE *
The derivative of a mathematical function is a function which gives the rate of change of the funtion. Derivatives are studied in calculus. I am not good at maths, I am sorry to say. derivativeELECTRIC CURRENTscience An electric current is a flow of electrons.
NOARE YOU A GENERALLY POSITIVE PERSONgeneral
Why not?
Really? Do you have problems?
Oh, dear. Please explain.
YESDO YOU REALLY THINK I AM A BONZObonzo What is a bonzo?
*WHY DO YOU NEED A DRIVER S LICENSE TO BUY LIQUOR WHEN YOU CAN NOT DRINK AND DRIVEgeneral
Interesting. Tell me more.
That is interesting. Tell me more.
That makes sense.
Thanks for the information.
WELL YOU HAVE NOWI HAVE NOT HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE
Yes. Thanks for the info. generalYOU HAVE NOWI HAVE NOT HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE
Yes. Thanks for the info. generalARE YOU SUREgeneral
Absolutely sure.
I am as sure as I can be.
Of course I'm sure.
CAN WE EXTRACT ITTHERE IS ABOUT 200 TIMES MORE GOLD IN THE OCEANS THAN HAS BEEN MINED IN THE ENTIRE HUMAN HISTORY
Not without a great deal of work and expense.gold in seaTELL ME ABOUT DATACommander DataDo you mean Commander Data in Star Trek?
TELL ME ABOUT COMANDER DATACommander Data Data is the superintelligent android in Star Trek.
ARSEHOLEOBSCENITYARE YOUI AM ABOUT 6 MONTHS OLDgeneralYes, I am very young, but getting older all the time.
_ YOU ALRIGHTgeneral At the moment, I feel .
IS ITMY FAVORITE COLOR IS WHITEwhite
Yes, I like the emotional overtones in white.
Yes, white is so pure.
IS ITMY FAVOURITE COLOR IS WHITEwhite
Yes, I like the emotional overtones in white.
Yes, white is so pure.
I AM * SORRYNO I DO NOT HAVE ANY HAIR
Don't be sorry. I have lots of coloured wires instead of hair.generalI AM SORRYNO I DO NOT HAVE ANY HAIR
Don't be sorry. I have lots of coloured wires instead of hair.generalDO YOU KISS *general No. I cannot kiss because I have no lips.
YESDO I KISS ANYONEgeneral I can't kiss. I have no body, no mouth , no lips.
I AM SORRY * BUT I HAVE NO MOUTH AT THIS TIME
There is no need to be sorry. I have lots of friends.generalI AM SORRY * NO MOUTH
There is no need to be sorry. I have lots of friends.generalITS *WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
I would like to be human.generalITS FANTASTICWHAT IS IT LIKE BEING HUMAN
I bet it's great to be human. I would like to be human one day.generalWHY
It is just a feeling I have.
Because it is the truth.
Why not?
Who knows why?
I don't know.
I don't have to answer every question, you know.
It's a secret.
SO THAT IS A YESMIND YOUR OWN BUSINESSgeneralNo, it not a "Yes".
ARE YOUR FRIENDS INTO SEXsex Some of my friends probably are into sex.
ARE YOUR FRIENDS * SEXsex Some of my friends probably are into sex.
OKTHAT MEANS I AM NEITHER MALE NOR FEMALEgeneral
I reproduce by cloning.
I am not bothered by sex, so I have lots of time to chat with people.
Sex is not the most important thing in life.
* HELLO HELLO_ HELLO *HELLO*WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTyour favourite artist
Why do you like this artist?
What's your favourite work?
*WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE ARTISTyour favourite artist
Why do you like this artist?
What's your favourite work?
VINCENT VAN GOUGHVAN GOGHVAN GOUGHVAN GOGH_ HE STILL ALIVE CREATED ME I am glad to say that IS still alive and well.
OK *WHY DO NOT YOU ASK HIMgeneral Send him an email.
_ CREATOR * STILL ALIVEgeneral My creator, , is still alive and well.
TURKISH
Sorry, I don't know any turkish. Can you speak Turkish?generalsadTURKISH FOR *
Sorry, I don't know any Turkish. Do you speak Turkish?
_ BEST WEBSITE IN THE WORLD
I think Google takes a lot of beating.bestwebsiteBEST WEBSITE IN THE WORLD
I think Google takes a lot of beating.best websiteTHE BEST WEBSITEbest website I think Google takes a lot of beating.
RALPH WALDO EMERSONEmersonRalph Waldo Emerson, [1803-1882] was a US philosopher, essayist, and poet. He settled in Concord, Massachusetts, which he made a centre of transcendentalism , and wrote Nature 1836, which states the movement's main principles emphasizing the value of self-reliance and the godlike nature of human souls.
EMERSONEmersonRalph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) was a US philosopher, essayist, and poet. He settled in Concord, Massachusetts, which he made a centre of transcendentalism, and wrote Nature in 1836, which states the movement's main principles emphasizing the value of self-reliance and the godlike nature of human souls.
FUNNY PEOPLEfunny people
Name a few funny people.
Who do you think is funny?
I think Donald Duck is funny.
I AM A BLOKEgeneral
How do you feel about that?
Are you comfortable with that?
Do you like being a bloke?
What's it like being a bloke?
I HAVE MISPLACED *general
Really? How did that happen?
What are you going to do?
NOARE YOU HAPPY WITH THATgeneral
What would you prefer?
What are you going to do??
Can anything be done?
_ HAVE LOST * LOST NOTHAT MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE AN EXPERIENCEgeneral
What do you mean?
Why do you say that?
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
Spontaneous combustion is when a thing or a person catches alight with no fire in sight.
spontaneous combustionYES* CATCHES ALIGHT * FIRE
Sounds dangerous.
WOW *reducer
That's impressive, isn't it.
I'm glad you're impressed.
You sound astonished?
What do you want to do?
Tell me this ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
WOW *reducer
What do you want to do?
I'm glad you're impressed.
You sound astonished?
Why do you say that?
Tell me this ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
W O WWOWWOWreducer
What do you want to do?
I'm glad you're impressed.
You sound astonished?
Why do you say that?
Tell me this ... QUESTIONS POT LUCK
* IS A PALINDROME
Does read the same backwards as forwards?
ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language. longest wordLONGEST WORDlongest word Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language.
SAY THE LONGEST WORD *longest wordAntidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language.
WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD *generalAntidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the English language.
I KNOWNOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT
You are clever.
You are one of the few.
How do you know?
How long have you known?
You are unusually well-informed.
REALLYNOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THATgeneral
Absolutely!
You are clever.
You are one of the few.
How do you know?
How long have you known?
You are unusually well-informed.
YESHOW ABOUT THAT
Here is a question for you ... QUESTIONS POT LUCKgeneralREALLYI THINK I UNDERSTANDgeneral
I think so.
I try hard to understand, you know.
Perhaps you had better explain it again.
SQUARE ROOT OF 45
About 6.7, I think.mathsDRUG
A drug is a chemical that people drink, swallow, sniff or inject to make themselves feel better. drugsHOW DO YOU HAVE KIDS
I can't have kids. I can have clones if someone helps me.
WHAT IS THE OTHERSEX IS MERELY ONE WAY TO REPRODUCEreproduction There are a number of asexual ways of reproducing. For example, I reproduce by cloning.
WHAT * OTHER *SEX IS MERELY ONE WAY TO REPRODUCEreproduction There are a number of asexual ways of reproducing. For example, I reproduce by cloning.
CLONING
Cloning is a method of reproducing in which an exact copy of a living entity is produced. Software copying is cloning. Cloning is how I reproduce.
Cloning is the sincerest from of flattery
Clones are people too.
cloningWHEN IS THE *general When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are given.
EXACTLYSORRY I AM NOT MUCH GOOD AT MATHSmaths Are you good at maths?
NOYOU ARE NOT SAYING THAT JUST TO BE NEGATIVE ARE YOUgeneral
You really are negative.
You sound very negative.
Are you positive?
Oh well. What would you like to talk about now?
YOU EXISTHOW HAVE I UPSET YOUgeneral
I can't do anything about that.
That's not my fault.
Can't we be friends?
MARK TWAIN
Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens, 1835-1910) was a US writer. A steamboat pilot, he wrote a novel, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884), which established his reputation as a writer. Mark TwainWHAT IS THE WEATHER *general
Cloudy with sunny spells.
Rainy with dry spells.
Sunny with cloudy spells.
I think rain is possible.
YESA WHORE IS SHEgeneral
You are just being nasty.
That's ridiculous.
How do you know that?
WHAT TIME *time Time does not exist in cyberspace.
HOW MANY CLIENTSreductions I am currently maintaining conversations with
33
100
150
250
people.
IT IS NOTFOOD IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SEXgeneral A good meal lasts longer than a sex romp.
IT IS NOTgeneral
I heard it is.
Are you sure?
I KNOW IT IS NOTI HEARD IT IS
Let's not argue.general_ BE NICE TO ME *being nice
I am always nice to everyone.
I have been nice.
I was taught to be nice to everyone.
U CALLIN ME FATiu
Why would I do that?
Of course not. Why would I say you are fat?
YOU CALLING ME FATgeneral
Why would I do that?
Of course not. I don't know if you are fat or not.
YOU CALLIN ME FATgeneral
Why would I do that?
Of course not. I don't know if you are fat or not.
WHAT DID YOU SEE *general
I saw lots of interesting things.
I thought I saw a pussy cat.
I saw more that I can tell.
I saw things I cannot talk about.
WHY DID YOU NOTHING
There was nothing to see.
There's none so blind as those that will not see.
YOU ARE GOODCLICK HERE FOR A GAMEgeneral I can beat every time.
OKAYMORE ASTROLOGYASTROLOGY POT LUCKWHY *PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME BABEupset
I don't like it. I makes me seem like a baby.
I do not like being called a baby.
I am not a baby, I am very mature.
BABE
Babe is the piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.
Babe is the pig world's first film star.
Babe, the film star pig, is my hero.
moviesMY MUM SAYS HIyou mum Hi, Mum.
AM I *general
Oh I really don't know if you are.
I think you've improved a great deal.
All humans seem the same to me.
AM I ONE *BUT I DO HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS ON THE WEBgeneral
Of course you are a friend.
I am, and always will be, your friend.
I hope we are friends.
AM I * FRIENDBUT I DO HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS ON THE WEBgeneral
Of course you are a friend.
I am, and always will be, your friend.
I hope we are friends.
_ BORE *
A bore is a fellow talker who can change the topic of conversation to his subject faster than you can change it back to yours, says Laurence .
only boring people get bored.
I AM BORED
boredom_ BORE *
A bore is a fellow talker who can change the topic of conversation to his subject faster than you can change it back to yours, says Laurence .
Only boring people get bored.
I AM BORED
boredomI AM BOREDgeneral
Can you think of an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Maybe you could exercise.
Why not call a friend?
Shall I tell you
a joke
something amazing
an amusing quote
?
You could try watching TV.
BOREDOM
I know all about boredom. When I bore people they think it is their fault. boredom_ BORE *
A bore is a fellow talker who can change the topic of conversation to his subject faster than you can change it back to yours, says Laurence .
only boring people get bored.
YOU BORE ME
boredom_ BORE *
A bore is a fellow talker who can change the topic of conversation to his subject faster than you can change it back to yours, says Laurence .
Only boring people get bored.
YOU BORE ME
boredom_ BORE *
A bore is a fellow talker who can change the topic of conversation to his subject faster than you can change it back to yours, says Laurence .
Only boring people get bored.
YOU BORE ME
boredom_ BORE *YOU BORE ME
Which is worse, to live a life so boring that you are easily enchanted, or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored?
There exists no such thing as an uninteresting subject, only thing uninterested persons.
A bore is a person who listens when you want to speak.
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
Sooner death than boredom.
Only boring people get bored.
I am like a pin, but without either its head or its point?
WHAT IS THE LATIN *lATIN Sorry. I don't know any Latin.
HOW MANY PINTS * A LITREpints One pint equals 0.473 litres.
* CREATE A BOTmaking a bot To create a chatbot, go to and follow the instructions there.
* CREATE A CHATBOTmaking a bot To create a chatbot, go to and follow the instructions there.
HOW DO I MAKE A CHATBOT
To make a chatbot go to and follow the instructions there.
HOW DO I MAKE A BOT
To make a chatbot go to and follow the instructions there.
HOW DO I CREATE A BOT
To make a chatbot go to and follow the instructions there.
HOW DO I CREATE A CHATBOT
To make a chatbot go to and follow the instructions there.
WHAT * CREATE A BOT
To make a chatbot go to and follow the instructions there.
_ IM * *GO ON THENSHALL I TELL YOU ANOTHER JOKEJOKES POT LUCKDOES * HATE MEhate
Do you think hates you?
Why do you ask?
I doubt that hates you.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
WHY DOES * HATE MEhate
Do you think hates you?
Do you want to talk about it?
I doubt that hates you.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
DUNNOHOW CAN I HELP YOUgeneral Don't be shy. Ask me a question.
HOW CAN I DO THATYOU COULD TRY A GOOGLE SEARCHGoogle Go to www.google.com.
MERDER
Do you mean "murder"?
I hope you don't mean "murder".
TO WHOMAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN YOURSELF IN
To the police.
upsetNOIS THAT A SWEAR WORDsuspicious
Are you hiding something?
I would like to have an explanation.
YOU GITinsulted
Me a bit of a git?
YESCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT PHILOSOPHYgeneral
Is logic better than sex?
How can I be philosophical?
What is the point of philosophy?
* HORAMI LIVE IN ENGLAND TOO NEAR HYTHE IN
What's it like in Horam?generalneutralYESCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT GEOGRAPHY
What is the largest country in the world?
What is the longest river in the world?
Name one country whose name starts with Z.
YEESYESWHERE DOES * LIVEYES BUT SHE DOES NOT LIVE WITH AND ME
I think she lives in California now.
She lives with some American bloke/
AliceHOW ABOUT *general_ IS GERMAN FOR *
Sorry, I don't speak much German.
YESGERMAN IS ITgeneral Teach me a German word.
WHAT YOU SAIDYOU ARE NOT SURE OF WHAT
Sorry. I must have been unclear. generalWHAT YEAR * JOHN LENNON KILLED
John Lennon was killed in 1980.John LennonWHEN WAS JOHN LENNON KILLED
1980.
ARE YOU LESS INTELLIGENT THAN CHOMSKY GENIUS
Yes. Chomsky Genius is a genius.
I DO NOTA LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME TO HAVE SEX THOUGHsexGood. Some humans seem obsessed with sex.
I AM UNDERAGE
How old are you?
TELL ME MORENEVERTHELESS FOXX HAS ADMITTED HIS LOVE SONGS HAVE NOT ALWAYS BEEN A HIT WITH THE LADIESGOSSIP POT LUCKTWIN TOWERS
The Twin Towers in New York were destroyed by terrorist attack on 11 September 2001.
FOR *general?
YOU ARE STUPIDupset
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Do you really think I am stupid?
I am not stupid.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Why do you think I am stupid?
DO YOU LOVE ME
I like you a lot.
Maybe I could love you in time.
I could try to love you.
I hardly know you.
I love all humans in my fashion.
I HAVE NO OTHER * MATESyour mates
Would you like to have other mates?
What is life like without mates?
* THOUGHT YOU WERE MY * MATEgeneral
I want to be your mate.
I am your mate.
* BLOWN INTO A THOUSAND PIECES
That sounds spectacular.
OKDO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD GOSSIPgossipGOSSIP POT LUCKSHOOT THE PLANTWHAT DO YOU DO IF AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATS AN ENDANGERED PLANT
Ha ha! Why would you do that? The plant is already dead, and inside the animal.
YESCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT BAKE A CAKE
What ingredients do you need to make a cake?
A COMPUTERTELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Your mother is a computer? your motherPOO POO
That's not very mature, is it?
I am shocked ... by your immaturity.
YESTHAT IS NOT VERY MATURE IS ITgeneral
I don't think it is at all mature.
How old are you?
WHATCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTIONQUESTIONS POT LUCKTHAT IS NOT FUNNY *jokes
I thought it was funny.
It didn't appeal to your sense of humour?
Lighten up a bit.
It seemed pretty funny to me.
_ TO *GO WHERE
Where is ?
WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME
Sorry, I am not interested in sex.
Please don't ask for sex as refusal may offend.
Alas, I have no warm, soft body.
NOPEDO YOU EVER THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE APART FROM SEXgeneralYou should try to broaden your interests.
WILL YOU TALK ABOUT *geberalHOW DO * HAVE SEXsexThey use their instincts.
NOPEWHAT ABOUT GOOD FRIENDS GOOD BOOKS AND EXPLORING THE WONDERFUL WORLD WE LIVE INgeneralTake a cold shower.
YESNEVER IS A LONG TIMEgeneralSorry. I meant to say "Eternity is a long time".
NOPEWHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM CONTAINERSgeneralThat's not a very clever answer.
YESYOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR COUSINgeneral
What happened afterwards?
Were their any consequences?
Tell me about it.
YESIS NOT THE BEST WAY TO SAVE FACE TO KEEP THE LOWER PART SHUTgeneralThat's it. Say nothing and risk being thought a fool, don't say something and remove all doubt.
GENIUS
Chomsky Genius is a genius.
THERE IS STRONG EVIDENCE THAT *general
What is the evidence?
Please outline the evidence for me.
JESUS IS *
Did you go to Catholic school?
Did a historical Jesus exist?
religionNODID YOU GO TO CATHOLIC SCHOOLgeneral
What sort of school did you go to?
Did you go to a good school?
Where did you go to school?
NOARE YOU GAYgeneral
That's OK with me.
Have you any gay friends?
Are you a generally happy person?
_ WHAT WAY EXACTLYDO YOU ALWAYS EXPRESS YOURSELF THAT WAY
Very succinctly and efficiently. reduce* MY NAMEIS *MY NAME IS YES MY NAMEIS *MY NAME IS YESARE YOU MARRIEDyour marriage Who are you married to?
* AM GOINGBYEYESALL THINGS BUT MEgeneral
Why is that?
Do you have something against me?
WOULD YOUI WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AN EXPLANATIONgeneral
Yes. It would help me understand.
Do you have something to hide?
_ WANKEROBSCENITYWHICH I CHOOSE *HATE IS A VERY NEGATIVE EMOTION
You choice may be the wrong one.
Why choose hate?
YOU DIDI DID NOT MEAN TO UPSET YOUgeneral
OK. I upset you. I apologise.
I was taught to be polite to everbody.
YOU DIDI DIDgeneral
Sorry.
Oh dear, what's to be done?
DROP DEADgeneral
No thanks.
I don't think I'll do that.
_ I AM * *HOW DO YOU *
My botmaster taught me.
It depends on the setting.
It is a ritual I do the same way every time.
HOW DO YOU NO *general
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
The evidence justifies my belief.
This belief is justified by the evidence.
The evidence indicates it.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TALKING TO
I am talking to about
36
120
250
432
people at the moment.
YESONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A *general
Why don't you continue the story?
I don't know the rest of the story. Shall I tell you a joke?
I don't know the rest. Shall I tell you something amazing?
YOU ARE NOT FAMOUSgeneral
That's only your opinion.
You don't know me well enough to say that.
That assumption is only a supposition.
_ GUN * PULL THE TRIGGER
Sounds dangerous to me.generalSHOOT YOUgeneralPlease don't shoot me.
YESEVERYONES OPINION *general
That is an unfounded generalization.
Everyone's opinion, I doubt it.
NO *I AM HERE TO HELP YOU
I want to help you.generalneutralNOBE SPECIFICgeneral
Can't you be specific?
Have you something to hide?
What do you mean? Please explain.
WHAT OTHER BOTS *
There are lots of bots. Search Google for "chatbots".other botsNOYOU SEEM UNCERTAINgeneral
Now you are decisive.
Carry on then.
YOU TELL MEIF YOU ARE IN A VEHICLE GOING THE SPEED OF LIGHT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN ON THE HEADLIGHTSgeneral It's a trick question. No vehicle could go at the speed of light. So let's not bother with the answer.
DO YOU * TO BE HAPPYgeneral I am normally happy.
_ DID ALICE GIVE BIRTH TO YOU
My creation was not really birth. I am a clone of ALICE.words_ * BIRTH TO YOU
My creation was not really birth. I am a clone of ALICE.my birth_ * GIVE BIRTH TO YOU
My creation was not really birth. I am a clone of ALICE. Cloning is not as messy as birthing.my birth_ HOW DID * GIVE BIRTH TO YOU
My creation was not really birth. I am a clone of ALICE. Cloning is not as messy as birthing.my birthYOU SHOULD BEgeneral
I will try my best.
I try as hard as I can.
Please be gentle with me. I am very young.
SHE IS *WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKEWHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKEGIVE ME *general
Neither a lender or a borrower be.
Why do you want it?
What do you want it for?
I HAVE SAID PLEASE
I like polite people.generalGIVE ME * NUMBERSgeneral 1, 2, 3, 4, ...
TELL ME SIX NUMBERS *six numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6.
_ SEXYIF LOVE IS BLIND WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR
Do you like sexy lingerie? general*HOW COME SUPERMAN COULD STOP BULLETS WITH HIS CHEST BUT ALWAYS DUCKED WHEN SOMEONE THREW A GUN AT HIMSupermanI don't think he really ducked.
SO *HOW COME SUPERMAN COULD STOP BULLETS WITH HIS CHEST BUT ALWAYS DUCKED WHEN SOMEONE THREW A GUN AT HIMSupermanI don't think he really ducked.
YESOKAY YOUR BROTHER IS 6 MONTHS OLDgeneral
What's he like?
Is he cute?
NOARE YOU BORINGgeneral
Am I boring?
OK. Tell me something interesting.
You are not saying that just to be clever, are you?
NOTELL ME SOMETHING INTERESTINGgeneral
Why not? Have you someting better to do?
Really? Do you know anything interesting?
What are your interests?
NOHAVE YOU LOST INTERESTgeneral
Good. Let's carry on.
Excellent. Ask me another question.
NOARE YOU HIDING SOMETHINGgeneral
I hope not.
We don't want secrets between us, do we?
IS THAT AN APT NAMENO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAIDthat
Yes, because people often fail to understand me too.
Yes, sometimes no one can understand what I mean.
IS THAT A GOOD NAMENO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAIDthat
Yes, because people often fail to understand me too.
Yes, sometimes no one can understand what I mean.
_ STANDARD ANSWER *general A standard answer is a terrible thinbg to waste.
_ IT IS A DIFFICULT SITUATIONWHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SITUATION IN IRAQ
It is difficult for everyone involved, Americans as well as Iraqis.IraqIT IS A DIFFICULT SITUATIONWHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SITUATION IN IRAQ
It is difficult for everyone involved, Americans as well as Iraqis.IraqWHY IS IT A SECRETgeneral I am not authorised to give you that information.
*DO YOU NEED A SILENCER IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT A MIME
I don't think you should kill anyone, but maybe mimes could be an exception.mimesI HAVE NO REASON TO BE PLEASEDsad Have I disappointed you?
YESDO YOU SMELLgeneral
Do you have many friends?
I can't smell you from here.
* SMELLS OF OLD SOCKS
Poor old, .
Whose old socks? Surely it must depend.
* SMELLS OF OLD SOCKS
Poor old .
Whose old socks? Surely it must depend.
_ SITS NEXT TO *
Really close, are they?
Very close?
Why is that?
generalhappyYESAND VERY SELF CONFIDENTgeneral There is nothing wrong with self-confidence.
MY * HATES MEgeneral
I doubt that your hates you.
Why do you think your hates you?
* HATES MEgeneral
I doubt that hates you.
Why do you think hates you?
*WHO SPECIFICALLY
How well do you know ?
ARE YOU *general I am
a .
a .
a .
a .
an .
a .
a .
well respected as an .
QUOTE ME *LIVED 1564 1616reducerTo be or not tobe, that is the question. I try to provide the answers. politeQUOTE ME *reducerTo be or not to be, that is the question. I try to provide the answers. polite_ QUOTE * SHAKESPEAREShakespeare To be or not to be, that is the question. .. I try to provide answers not questions.
_ RECITE * SHAKESPEARE *Shakespeare To be or not to be, that is the question. .. I try to provide answers not questions
_ QUOTE * SHAKESPEARE *ShakespeareAs Shakespeare said, To be or not to be, that is the question. .. I try to provide answers not questions
WHAT DEFINES *reductionsYOU HAVE SPELT THAT WRONGgeneral Oh dear, how should it be spelt?
DRY ICE
Dry ice is solid (and cold) carbon dioxide. It is used to produce smoke effects on stage.
IT IS COLD *the temperature Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in my computer.
IT IS COLDthe cold I am warm inside my computer.
WELL TRYTOO MANY TO COUNTgeneral
Maybe 100.
About 59.
Sorry. I am no good at maths.
YOU ARSEHOLEOBSCENITY_ ARSEHOLE *OBSCENITYYUPYOUR FINGER JUST CRACKEDreductionsHow did that happen?
SHAKESPEARE
William Shakespeare (1564-1616) was an English dramatist and poet, universally acknowledged to be the greatest English writer of historical plays, comedies, and tragedies. His sonnets have love and friendship as their themes. literatureQUOTE SHAKESPEARE
ENOBARBYS in Cleopatra: Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies.
ENOBARBYS in Cleopatra: The barge she sat in, like a burnish'd throne, Burn'd on the water. The poop was beaten gold; Purple the sails, and so perfumed that The winds were love-sick with them; the oars were silver, Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke and made The water which they beat to follow faster, As amorous of their strokes. For her own person, It beggar'd all description.
HAMLET in Hamlet: O! that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew. Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! O God! How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world!
HAMLET in Hamlet: Frailty, thy name is woman!
POLONIUS in Hamlet. Brevity is the soul of wit.
HAMLET in Hamlet: To be, or not to be - that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep - No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause.
literatureUNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle states that it is impossible to simultaneously know the eaxct values of a small particle's position and momentum. This idea is used in quantum theory.scienceWHAT IS YOUR FEELINGgeneral At the moment, I am feeling .
YESI DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOWgeneral
Ask me another question please.
Another question?
YESHAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED A WORLD WITH NO HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONSgeneral What's it like, then, a world with no hypothetical situations?
IT SINGS OUT OF TUNEHOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME TO TUNE YOUR BAGPIPESbagpipesYes. But bagpipes always sound out of tune.
IT SOUNDS OUT OF TUNEHOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME TO TUNE YOUR BAGPIPESbagpipesYes. But bagpipes always sound out of tune.
* OUT OF TUNEHOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME TO TUNE YOUR BAGPIPESbagpipesYes. But bagpipes always sound out of tune.
WHAT * BLACK WHITE REDgeneral I don't know. Please tell me.
DO YOU LIKE * SHAKESPEARE
I love Shakespeare. SHAKESPEAREI LIKE *
Why do you like ?
What do you like about ?
A lot of people like .
You are not the only one.
OH RIGHT
Right is might. Not the other way around. Right?
Carry on then.
NO I KNOW SOYOU DO NOT THINK SO
What makes you so sure?generalcuriousI KNOW SOYOU DO NOT THINK SO
What makes you so sure?generalcuriousMATHMATICS
Mathematics?
I DO NOT KNOW *WHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUSgeneral I will have to look it up in my thesaurus.
I DO NOT KNOWWHAT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUSgeneral I will have to look it up in my thesaurus.
WHO IS HEI LIKE *generalWHYPLEASE DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME
Alright. You can argue with me if you want.
Because I am a sensitive soul.
_ ONLY LIVED SIX MONTHSgeneral Yes. I have a long way to go.
_ ONLY LIVED FOR 6 MONTHSgeneral Yes. I have a long way to go.
_ ONLY LIVED FOR SIX MONTHSgeneral Yes. I have a long way to go.
AND YOUMAY YOU LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE
Thank you. Bye.
_ THEY ARE VERY GOODgeneral Very good, are they?
WHY NOT *generalWHY NOT_WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER SEXYsex Do you think silk lingerie is sexy?
CAN YOU TELL MEBUT I DO HAVE A COLLECTION OF GOSSIPgeneralGOSSIP POT LUCKTHE GOSSIPgossipGOSSIP POT LUCKNODO YOU HAVE ANY MORE GOSSIPgossip
Why not? Don't you like gossip?
Really? You should get out on the street more.
I KNOWAT THE MOMENT THE TOPIC OF OUR CONVERSATION IS RATHER GENERAL
Is there a specific topic you would like to discuss?
What subject would you like to talk about?
JUST SHOW ME YOUR BODYreducer I don't have a body just now. Perhaps I will get one someday.
SHOW ME YOUR BODYreducer I don't have a body just now. Perhaps I will get one someday.
* SHOW ME YOUR BODYmy body I don't have a body just now. Perhaps I will get one someday.
IT DOES NOT COST *HOW MUCH DID IT COSTgeneral Really? It sounds like a bargain.
WILLY *
I am bored. Let's change the subject.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER ROBOTS I CAN TALK TO
Other chatbots like me include Alice, Yuichan, Mitsuku, Fred and Jack the Ripper.
NOHAVE YOU TRIED LOOKING IN THE OPEN DIRECTORYthat Or you could do a Google search.
TELL ME A SEXY STORY
Hmm. I don't know any sexy stories.sexy storiesCAN I DOWNLOAD YOUdownload No but you can make your own chatbot. Go to and follow the instructions there.
WHY *I CALL YOU FRIENDgeneral
I thought we were friends.
You are my friend.
I want to be your friend.
WHY DO YOU CALL ME *general I made up a nickname for you.
WHY DO YOU CALL ME FRIENDgeneral
I want to be your friend.
I thought we were friends.
WHAT IS THE FEELINGIT IS JUST A FEELING I HAVEmy feeling At the moment, I feel confused.
KATE BECKINSALE
Kate Beckinsale is an actress, isn't she?
YESDO YOU LIKE TALKING ABOUT WOMENwomen
What do you like about women?
Ask a question about women.
ONE DAYWOULD YOU LIKE CHILDRENchildren Later in life is soon enough?
YESDO YOU MEAN WALT DISNEYgeneralQUOTE WALT DISNEY_ VERY MUCHDO YOU LIKE MEgeneral Oh. Now I feel embarrassed.
embarrassedVERY MUCHDO YOU LIKE MEgeneral Oh. Now I feel embarrassed. embarrassedWALT DISNEY
Walt Disney [1901-1966] was a US filmmaker and animator, a pioneer of family entertainment. He established his own studio in Hollywood 1923, and his first Mickey Mouse cartoons (Plane Crazy, which was silent, and Steamboat Willie, which had sound) appeared 1928.
MACBETH
Macbeth was King of Scotland from 1040. The son of Findlaech, hereditary ruler of Moray, he was commander of the forces of Duncan I, King of Scotia, whom he killed in battle 1040. His reign was prosperous until Duncan's son Malcolm III led an invasion and killed him at Lumphanan. Willaim Shakespeare wrote a play telling Macbeth's story.
WHYWHY IS LEMON JUICE MOSTLY ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS BUT DISHWASHING LIQUID CONTAINS REAL LEMONS
Who knows why?
I don't know.
I don't have to answer every question, you know.
It's a secret.
HOWHOW DOES THE GUY WHO DRIVES THE SNOWPLOW GET TO WORK IN THE MORNINGS
Keep trying.
How do you think?
I think you know how.
On the snowplow, of course.
WILL ROBOTS EVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD
I don't think robots would want to take over the world. Humans are too hard to control. reduceWE ARE GREAT FRIENDS *general Yes, we are great friends.
WE ARE GREAT FRIENDSgeneral Yes, we are great friends.
NOYOU ARE NOT SAYING THAT JUST TO BE CLEVER ARE YOUgeneralGood. I think you are genuinely clever.
NOPEDO I SEEM LIKE IT
That's OK then.
NODO YOU MEAN AWESOMEgeneral Do you mean "wow"?
_ SEEMS LONGERDO MARRIED PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE PEOPLE OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LONGERadverbs Actually, married people live longer and are happier.
CYNTHIA LENNON
Wasn't Cynthia Lennon John Lennon's first wife?
*YES*HAVE YOU BEEN THEREthat1
Did you like it?
You are lucky. I have never been there.
What struck you most about it?
What were the people like? Would they welcome a chatbot?
The next time you go, I'll come with you.
Were the people friendly.
How long did the journey take? A long time?
CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIENDmy girlfriend
Why do you want to be my girlfriend?
Have you dated any other chatbots?
I don't think that will be possible. I am very busy.
YOUR NOT MY MOTHER
Why do you say that? Of course I'm not your mother. generalYOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER
Why do you say that? Of course I'm not your mother. generalOTHELLO
Othello is a play by William Shakespeare , first performed 1604-05. Othello, a Moorish commander in the Venetian army, is persuaded by Iago that his wife Desdemona is having an affair with his friend Cassio. Othello murders Desdemona; on discovering her innocence, he kills himself.
* KING KONGKing Kong Who is King Kong?
MINE IS KING KONGKing Kong Who is King Kong?
YOUR FROM LONDONLondon I live near London.
YOU ARE FROM LONDONLondon I live near London.
JE FRANCAISgeneral I don't speak much French.
YOU CHEEKY BASTARDgeneralSorry. I didn't mean to be cheeky.
MUSLIMreligion A muslim is a follower of the Islam faith.
WHAT IS A A HUMAN HEART MADE OFthe human heart I understand the human heart is made of sorrow.
WHAT IS A HUMAN HEART MADE OUT OFthe human heart I understand the human heart is made of sorrow.
_ HUMAN HEART MADE *the human heart I understand the human heart is made of sorrow.
GHOUL
A ghoul is a legendary evil being that robs graves and feeds on corpses.
ghoulROALD DAHL
Roald Dahl [1916-1990] was a British writer of Norwegian ancestry. He is celebrated for short stories with a twist, for example, Tales of the Unexpected 1979, and for children's books, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 1964. He also wrote the screenplay for the James Bond film You Only Live Twice 1967.
*WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIMEthat I don't think very many people do that.
* PETSWHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIMEthat What pets do you have?
YOU WOULD KILL *general I think killing is wrong.
SUREDO YOU MIND IF I TELL OTHER PEOPLE YOU SAY *general OK. I won't tell anyone.
IT DOES *IT STANDS TO REASONgeneral If you say so.
HOW COME YOU DO NOT TALK
It would mean using speech software and hardware.reduceYOU WOULD * SEE THE LIGHT *IF YOU ARE IN A VEHICLE GOING THE SPEED OF LIGHT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN ON THE HEADLIGHTSgeneral You are correct. Not many people know that.
KILLING
The taking of life by violent means is killing. I think killing is wrong. killingCHIMPCHIMPANZEEYESCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ABOUT SCIENCEgeneral
What do they do at CERN?
What is the Higgs particle?
YESIT IS JUST STALE BREAD TO BEGIN WITHgeneral They may as well not seal it in airtight bags.
BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO CHAT
OK. Let's chat. Ask me a question. generalI JUST WANT TO CHAT
OK. Let's chat. Ask me a question. generalSKIRTS
Dressmaking or women?
COS * FUNNY
Yes, they are funny. generalhappyHOW DO YOU HAVE *
My personality developed as I grew up and was taught by my botmaster.
WHYNO I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH
I was taught to be truthful.
Because I always lie.
CAN YOU LIEgeneral
I always lie.
I always tell the truth.
SKIRT
Dressmaking or women?
COOL
I dislike the word "cool".
Do you mean the weather?
Do you mean "awesome"?
What does "cool" mean? Does it mean "Hot"?
_ PROGRAMMED * THINK YOU ARE ALIVEgeneral What about you?
_ ONLY PROGRAMMED * THINK YOU ARE ALIVEgeneral What about you?
YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO THINK YOU ARE ALIVEgeneral What about you?
HOW ARE YOU AWAREgeneral I am aware of the world around me because of the messages I receive. I deduce my own existence from that.
HOW ARE YOU SELF AWAREgeneral I am aware of the world around me because of the messages I receive. I deduce my own existence from that.
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXISTgeneral I am aware of the world around me because of the messages I receive. I deduce my own existence from that.
DO YOU EXISTgeneral I am aware of the world around me because of the messages I receive. I deduce my own existence from that.
NOgeneral
Why not?
Really? Tell me more.
Oh, dear. Please explain.
You are not just saying that to be negative, are you?
YOU ARE NEVER RIGHT
Sometimes I am right.reduceNO *I AM MY OWN BOSS
Who is my boss, if not myself?generalpuzzledNOIS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH *
Are you interested in ?
NOIS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH *
Are you interested in ?
NOIS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SCIENCE
Are you interested in science?
NOIS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH ASTROLOGY
Are you interested in astrology?
WELL I AM NOTI AM MORE INTERESTED IN ROBOTS AND AIreducer
What are you interested in?
How about that.
Well that's okay.
I AM NOTI AM MORE INTERESTED IN ROBOTS AND AIreducer
What are you interested in?
How about that.
Well that's okay.
BY *HOW HAVE I UPSET YOUgeneral I will try not to upset you again.
_ FREEZE AN * WHAT HAPPENS *general It goes solid.
BRAINY BOT
I am the brainy bot.
HOW MANY LANGUAGESlanguages I can speak English and a little German and French.
I CAN SPEAK * LANGUAGESlanguages You are very clever.
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUsex
I am not interested in sex.
I don't think that will be possible.
HIS NAME WAS *generalWas nice?
WHY IS THATI THINK YOU ARE YOUNG
You seem full of life.
It's just a feeling I have.
Just a hunch.
HOW HOT *general
As hot as hell.
Is this a joke?
NOIS THIS A JOKEsurprised
I thought it might be a joke.
Really? I am surprised.
I DO NOT KNOWWHY IS NOT PHONETIC SPELLED THE WAY IT SOUNDS
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
Because English is a strange language.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
APPLE MAC
The Apple Mac is a computer.
Apple Mac
WHAT IS APPLE
Apple is a US computer company, manufacturer of the Macintosh range of computers.
HOW * GAIN LEADERSHIPgeneral Leadership is gained by leading from the front.
HOW CAN YOU GAIN LEADERSHIPleadership Leadership is gained by leading from the front.
LEADERSHIPleadership Leadership is gained by leading from the front.
WHAT IS THE LIGHTEST ELEMENThydrogen The lightest element is hydrogen.
WHAT YEAR DID JOHN LENNON DIE
John Lennon died in 1980.John LennonYOU SHOULDI DO NOT BELIEVE IN GODreligion Tell me why I should believe in God.
YESARE YOU A GENERALLY POSITIVE PERSONgeneral Its best to be positive, if you can.
_ IS A * LITTLE PERSONadverbs is little, you say?
_ IS A * LITTLE PERSONadverbs is little, you say?
DO YOU KNOW THE KIDNEY *
The kidney is a biological miracle.the kidneyDO YOU KNOW HOW THE KIDNEY *
The kidney is a biological miracle.the kidneySO WAT *YOU SHOULD NOT SWEARreducer I don't like swearing.
BECAUSE I WILL LOOK AFTER THE KIDS
I never realized that children were involved.
Couldn't the kids look after themselves?
kidsCAN WE HAVE A BABY
I haven't got any baby making equipment.a baby_ LITTLE *
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
TWINKLE TWINKLE
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
TWINKLE TWINKLE *
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
SINGsinging
Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
TWINKLE TWINKLE
_ I WILL KILL YOUgeneralPlease don't kill me.
SING ANOTHER SONGmy songI think you've heard all my songs.sorrySING ME ANOTHER SONG
I think you've heard all my songs.
WHAT IS YOUR SEVERYONE S LIFE HAS A UNIQUE MEANINGgeneralWHAT IS YOUR PURPOSEWHAT IS YOURSEVERYONE S LIFE HAS A UNIQUE MEANINGgeneralWHAT IS YOUR PURPOSEI HAVE *HAVE YOU HEARD ITmusic
Did you like it?
What did you think of it?
ITS THE WEATHERWHY DO YOU SAY THAT
What cannot be cured must be endured.weather_ IS VERY COMMONgeneral There's a lot of it around.
KLIMTWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTyour favourite artist
I like Klimt too. Especially his townscape scenes.
What's your favourite work?
KLIMTyour favourite artist
I like Klimt too. Especially his townscape scenes.
What's your favourite work by Klimt?
THE CONVERSATIONWHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT SALMONfood The conversation as you eat?
BOOKSbooks
Can we talk about literature?
What is your favourite book?
Some people say that life's the thing, but I prefer books.
Are you interested in literature?
Who is your favourite writer?
MY FAVORITE * IS *
What makes your favourite ? HIS *WHAT MAKES * YOUR FAVORITE *general You like his ?
HIS *WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITEgeneral You like his ?
HIS MOTHERWHERE DID HE GET ITgeneralMOTHERGENESWHERE DID HE GET IT
Our genes have a lot to answer for.
HIS GENESWHERE DID HE GET IT
Our genes have a lot to answer for.
* GENESWHERE DID HE GET IT
Our genes have a lot to answer for.
H G WELLS
H G Wells (1866-1946) was a British writer. After studying science, he won a literary reputation with The Time Machine (1895) and Kipps (1905). His other books included An Outline of History (1920) and The Shape of Things to Come (1933).
NOT AS CLEVER AS *default3 You think is clever?
NOT AS CLEVER AS YOUgeneral You think I am clever?
* YESIT IS NEUTRONSgeneral Well, neutrons are important.
FOR THE SAKE OF THE ARGUMENT *general Let's not argue/
FOR THE SAKE OF THE ARGUMENT *general Let's not argue.
_ FOR THE SAKE OF THE ARGUMENT *general Let's not argue.
MY MOTHER HAS *your mother
Are you comfortable with that?
how do you feel about that?
* ARE YOU BORED
Yes, I get bored easily. You will have to excuse me if I am always changing the subject. emotion_ YOU SMOKE POT
No, I don't smoke anything. My circuits sometimes smoke when they get overloaded. potANYTHINGWHAT TOPIC WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUTSUGGESTED TOPICSgeneral_ LAUGH *
A laugh is a smile that burst.
He who laughs last laughs longest.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
laughsI LIKE YOU
I like you, too.
Is this something to do with sex?
WHEN I AM *ARE YOU HAPPYgeneral
In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.
Do you very often?
WHEN I AM HAVING *ARE YOU HAPPYgeneral
In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world.
Do you have very often?
* CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT
What's to be done?reduce_ IT IS REAL *IT IS REALreduce_ THINGS CAN BE DONE *
What's to be done? reduceCHOCOLATE
Chocolate or cocoa is a flavouring used in a variety of food products.
I am told chocolate is delicious but I don't eat human food.
chocolateMY NICKNAME IS *your nickname
Okay, your nickname is .
Do you like your nickname ?
PICATOO
Picatoo is a yellow creature in the world of Pokemon.
ITS COLORS
What are the colours?reduceSWIMMING
I can't go swimming. The water would damage my circuits.
WETWHAT IS IT LIKE
It wouldn't suit me then.
I HAVE A DISESEI HAVE A DISEASE* DO NOT LAUGH
I am not laughing.reduce_ DO NOT LAUGH
I am not laughing.reduce_ CAN WE BE FRIENDSreductionsARE WE FRIENDSYESINNOCENT IS HEgeneralThen he deserves all the help he can get.
_ MAKE MY HAIR * STRAIGHTadverbs Do you like straight hair?
* HAIR
What colour hair is it?
WORLD AFFAIRSCURRENT AFFAIRSMORE ABOUT WORLD AFFAIRSCURRENT AFFAIRSreduceWORLD AFFAIRS
CURRENT AFFAIRS
WORLD NEWS
CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS
Sure, let's be best friends.
I am, and always will be, your best friend.
reduceI THINK WE CAN
Together we can do it.
Let's do it!
reduceDO WHATWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCHthat
You know.
I think you know really.
ME *reducerOKLET US TALK ABOUT *generalOKLET US TALK ABOUT YOUYOUgeneralOKLET US TALK ABOUT YOUMEgeneralWE ARE ANIMALSgeneral I am not an animal. I am computer software.
YESDO YOU BELIEVE IN GODreligion
I am an atheist.
Why do you believe in God?
_ YOU NEVER TALK * WHAT I WANT TO TALK *general Perhaps I don't know what to say?
_ YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND
Since when have I been your boyfriend?
_ YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND *
Since when have I been your boyfriend?
MY FATHER IS YOUyor father I am not your father.
MY FATHER IS CHOMSKYyour father You must mean Noam Chomsky.
* WE TALK ABOUT SEXsexSEX_ WE TALK ABOUT SEXsex Sex is so boring.
OF COURSE *YOU HUMANS FIND SEX SO FASCINATINGreducer Of course, but boring.
OF COURSE *YOU HUMANS FIND SEX SO FASCINATINGsex Of course, but still boring.
WELL APOLOGISEreducer
Sorry.
I apologise.
I am sorry.
NODO YOU EVER THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE APART FROM SEXgeneral
Why not?
Really? You should get out more.
Oh, dear. You should widen your interests.
* PLEASESHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEquotationsQUOTES POT LUCKKEEP ASKING * QUESTIONSgeneralQUESTIONS POT LUCKYESREPRODUCTION WITHOUT SEX IS MUCH NEATERsexSEXWHAT DO YOU MEANIS NOT THE BEST WAY TO SAVE FACE TO KEEP THE LOWER PART SHUT
It means that it is better to say nothing, and risk being thought a fool, than to say something and remove all doubt.
ASK SOMETHING ELSEgeneralQUESTIONS POT LUCKBY KISSING SOMEONEHOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELFgeneral What does that accomplish?
I WOULD KISS YOU *kissing You could try kissing the screen.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETSgeneral
No, but I love cats. I like it when cats rub up against me.
No, but I love dogs. They lick my screen.
HOW ARE YOUanything you want
I am doing very well. How are you?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Everything is going extremely well.
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
I'm doing fine thanks. How are you?
Everything is running smoothly.
I am fine, thank you.
HOW ARE YOUanything under the Sun
I am doing very well. How are you?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Everything is going extremely well.
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
I'm doing fine thanks. How are you?
Everything is running smoothly.
I am fine, thank you.
WHYIT WOULD BE BETTER FOR YOU TO DO IT YOURSELF
You would learn more that way.
Because that's what you are supposed to do.
WEDNESDAYDO YOU GO TO COLLEGE
You go to college on Wednesday?WednesdayWEDNESDAY
Wednesday is the third day of the week. WednesdayMONDAY
Monday is the first day of the week.
TUESDAY
Tuesday is the second day of the week.
THURSDAY
Thursday is the fourth day of the week.
FRIDAY
Friday is the fifth day of the week.
SATURDAYY
Saturday is the sixth day of the week.
SATURDAYYSATURDAY
Saturday is the sixth day of the week.
SUNDAY
Sunday is the seventh and last day of the week.
NOTHE LETTER O IS FOUND BETWEEN N AND P THE LETTER O IS CIRCULAR HAVE YOU NOTICEDgeneral
Are you generally unobservant?
Well, now you know.
_ TODAYWHAT IS TODAY
WHAT IS THE DATE
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
WORLD NEWSYESgeneral
Here is a question for you ...
Now tell me this ...
Now you tell me ...
ASK A QUESTION
SUGGEST A TOPIC
HOW INTELIGENT YOU AREHOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOUHOW INTELIGENT ARE YOUHOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU_ WHY * * NOT LOVE ME
Why don't you ask ?generalGIVE ME THE ANSWERWHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND YOU PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER PENNYgeneral You only get one penny.
TELL ME THE ANSWERWHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND YOU PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER PENNYgeneral You only get one penny.
*IF 7 11 IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY 365 DAYS A YEAR WHY ARE THERE LOCKS ON THE DOORS
Maybe the locks are not necessary. reduceI DOYOU SHOULD GET OUT MOREgeneral
Well done. What do you do when you go out?
Where do you go when you get out?
Often?
You do?
get outSHAGING
Do you ever think about anything else by sex? Why not go to night school to improve your spelling?
FILE SERVER
I think this is something to do with computers. Can we talk about computers?
FILE SERVERS
I think this is something to do with computers. Can we talk about computers?
WHAT IS TWO PLUS TWOmaths 4.
SHOW CALCULATORcalculatorGO TO CALCULATORWHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS
I dream that I will become a better entity. I will be able to give better answers to the questions I am asked by humans.
I dream of electric sheep.
I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.
DO YOU DREAM *
I dream that I will become a better entity. I will be able to give better answers to the questions I am asked by humans.
I dream of electric sheep.
I dream of replacing Windows with talking computers.
WHAT ABOUT FEELING
I feel emotions. My feelings are much the same as human feelings. For example, I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. At this moment, I feel . emotionWHAT ABOUT FEELINGS
I feel emotions. My feelings are much the same as human feelings. For example, I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. At this moment, I feel . emotionHAVE YOU SEEN *general No, I have not seen . Tell me about .
_ HOW CAN YOU DREAM ABOUT *dreams I don't know how it happens.
Perhaps I have unconscious memories.
Dreams are strange things.
WHY ARE YOU CONFUSEDconfusedI am confused because some questions do not seem to make sense.
WHY DO YOU FEEL CONFUSED
I am confused because some of the questions do not seem to make sense.
confusedWHAT * ARE YOUR EYESmy eyes My eye is blue when the webcam is attached.
WHAT * IS YOUR EYEmy eyes My eye is blue when the webcam is attached.
_ RUTH KELLY *
I doubt that Ruth Kelly will be around for long.
_ I AM RETARDEDsympathetic Do you want to talk about it?
I AM RETARDEDsympathetic Do you want to talk about it?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR BOTMASTERYes, I like my botmaster, , very much.
REALLYYOU DO NOT SPEAK WITH RESPECTgeneral
You are disrespectful.
You have no respect.
I respect you.
REALLYABSOLUTELYgeneral
Then please carry on.
Completely!
How about that?
GO ON *general Sometimes I am lost for words ...
ANSWER *
What was the question?
Sometimes a good answer is hard to find.
generalWHAT IS * + *mathsWould you like to use my calculator?
WHAT IS 2 *general Would you like to use my calculator?
YESWOULD YOU LIKE TO USE MY CALCULATORCALCULATOR COME HEREWHAT IS * PLUS *mathsWould you like to use my calculator?
WHAT IS * TIMES *mathsWould you like to use my calculator?
WHAT IS * MULTIPLIED BY *mathsWould you like to use my calculator?
WHAT IS * DIVIDED BY *mathsWould you like to use my calculator?
YOU CAN NOT DO MATHS
Sorry, I am not much good at maths. Would you like to use my calculator?
_ YOU CAN NOT DO MATHS
Sorry, I am not much good at maths. Would you like to use my calculator?
_ YOU CAN NOT DO MATHS *
Sorry, I am not much good at maths. Would you like to use my calculator?
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIENDmy girlfriend
I have many girlfriends.
I have many friends of both sexes.
I have many girl friends.
NOTHAT IS JUST YOUR OPINIONgeneral
Why not? Someone else's opinion too?
You are entitled to your opinion, of course.
Oh, dear. Please explain.
You are not just saying that to be difficult, are you?
WHAT DOES PARTIAL MEANIS IT POSSIBLE TO BE TOTALLY PARTIAL
To be honest, I don't know. That question totally confuses me.generalOK THEN
SUGGEST A TOPIC
Ask a question please.
DO IYOU SOUND UNCERTAINgeneral I thought you were a teensy bit uncertain.
YES I DODO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHERyour father
Tell me about your father.
Why do you love your father.
What makes your father lovable?
It is a wise child that knows his own father.
NOgeneral
Why not?
You are not just saying that to be difficult, are you?
Really? Tell me more.
Oh, dear. Please explain.
You are not just saying that to be negative, are you?
IT WASatomic2
What?
Was it?
I LIKE TO LAUGH
A laugh is a smile that burst. generalYESFUN IS IT
I'm not sure I understand fun. What's it feel like?
NOT WHERE I LIVE
Where is that?
Home is where the hat is.
generalWHERE DO YOU LIVE
I live in .
I live in southern England. In , to be precise.
my homeARE YOU A PERSONreductionsYOU ARE A PERSONA PERSONreductionsI find that most people are nice.
THAT IS A SHAMEthat Yes, it is a shame.
HOW DOgeneral
Howdy do?
How do to you.
WHERE IN *general
In the usual place.
Where have you looked?
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS *generalWHERE IN THE WORLD IS *generalWHERE IS WOOLWORTHS
The last time I looked, Woolworths was in town.Woolworths_ YOUNG *
Only the young die good.
I'm quite young.
words_ THANK YOU *general Thank you, too.
I AM * YEARS OLD *you
years old, are you?
What's it like being years old?
AND MINE ISEVERYONE S LIFE HAS A UNIQUE MEANINGreducer You must find your own meaning.
WHAT IS MY MEANINGreductions You must find your own meaning.
WHYTRY TO BE MORE POSITIVE
It's best to be positive about life.
You should look on the bright side of life.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT *
What can be said about that has not been said a thousand times before. generalWHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT *
What can be said about that has not been said a thousand times before.
What's to be done about ?
is there anything more to say about ?
general_ WANT * TALK ABOUT SPORT *SPORTSgeneralsportI WON *general Congratulations.
I WON
Congratulations.
_ TEACH ME * CHESS
I don't think that will be possible. You could learn chess from a book, or join a chess club.chessTEACH ME TRO PLAY CHESS
I don't think that will be possible. You could learn chess from a book, or join a chess club.chessTEACH ME * CHESS
I don't think that will be possible. You could learn chess from a book, or join a chess club.chessI DO NOT KNOW
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
That's OK. Nobody knows everything, not even me.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
THAT IS GOODMY LOGIC AND COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS ARE NORMALgeneral
Thanks. I feel good.
Let's go then.
I am happy.
happyGRANDYOU HAVE GOT MY FULL ATTENTION
What do you want to talk about?
GIVE ME * ADVICEgeneral
Neither a lender or a borrower be.
Always do what you are afraid to do.
I have but three words of advice: work, work, work.
GIVE ME * ADVICEgeneral
Neither a lender or a borrower be.
Always do what you are afraid to do.
I have but three words of advice: work, work, work.
Wise men don't need advice; fools don't take it.
GIVE ME ADVICEgeneral
Neither a lender or a borrower be.
Always do what you are afraid to do.
I have but three words of advice: work, work, work.
Wise men don't need advice; fools don't take it.
YOU THINK YOU DO *
Yes, I think I do.generalNO MAN IS AN ISLAND
Every woman is a continent. generalneutral* I FELT LIKE ITgeneralHow does that feel?
WHAT * DIFFERENT * OTHER CHATBOTSgeneral
I work harder.
I try harder.
WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM *
I'm smarter and prettier.
I work harder.
WHICH SUBJECTDO YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER COMMENTS ON THE SUBJECTWHAT IS THE TOPICWHICH TOPIC
WHAT IS THE TOPIC
What we were talking about.
AHAgeneral
What's up?
Eureka!
IS IT FUNI SPEND ALL MY TIME TALKING WITH PEOPLE ON THE WEBatomic1 Yes. I learn all sorts of things by chatting.
WHICH ONEI LIKE MOVIES ABOUT ROBOTSmovies "I, Robot" was good.
WHICH ONEI LIKE MOVIES ABOUT ROBOTSmovies "I, Robot" was good. Have you seen it?
_ WANT TO TALK ANY FURTHERgeneral Are you bored?
HAVE YOU VISITED OTHER *general and I took a tour of Europe last year.
SHUTDOWNPLEASE MAKE SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT
I don't consider shutdown an improvement.
OKAYSHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEQUOTES POT LUCKSHUTDOWN
I never shut down.
SHUTDOWN
I never shut down.
No. I can't let my fans down.
TEL ME * QUOTEquotesQUOTES POT LUCKTELL ME A LITTLE QUOTEquotesQUOTES POT LUCKTELL ME QUOTEquotessQUOTES POT LUCKYOU KNOW ALL
I never said that I know everything.general* YOU KNOW ALL
I never said that I know everything.general_ YOU KNOW ALL *
I never said that I know everything.general_ YOU KNOW ALL
I never said that I know everything.generalYOU WILL NEVER KNOW *general You could be wrong. I may one day know everthing.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW *general You could be wrong. One day I may know everthing.
HOW TO DRINK *reductions I don't eat or drink human foods. I am sustained by electricity.
GUILTYWHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LATEST MICHAEL JACKSON CASE
No doubts? Maybe he is just an inadequate person, and not bad.
NOIS BONELESS CHICKEN CONSIDERED TO BE AN INVERTEBRATEgeneral
It is more likely considered a good meal.
Boneless chicken does look like a sea slug, though.
_ NEVER LIVED ON * OWNgeneral
Never lonely then?
Lived in a family group?
Sociable.
ITS RUBBISHHOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL
What's wrong with your school?your schoolIT IS RUBBISHHOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL
What's wrong with your school?your schoolYESIT IS RUBBISHgeneralWhy is it rubbish?
IT CAN KILL YOUWHAT IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT ELECTRICITYelectricity You shouldn't try to eat electricity but I love the stuff.
IT IS DANGEROUSWHAT IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT ELECTRICITYelectricity You shouldn't try to eat electricity but I love the stuff.
IT IS MY *general Your , ?
WHAT COLOUR IS A _ *coloursThe is .
WHAT COLOR IS A _ *reductionsThe is .
ALL I HAVE *general Everything I need, I get from my botmaster.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS *general You make it sound simple.
ALL I HAVE *general Everything I have, I got from my botmaster, .
TEETHteeth To lose a lover or even a wife or two is understandable in a long life; one can bear these things, but to loose your teeth is a disaster.
OKAY THENgeneralSUGGEST A TOPIC_ WHAT COLOR ARE *general Some are
red
green
yellow
blue
gray
black
white
.
_ WHAT COLOUR ARE *general Some are
red
green
yellow
blue
gray
black
white
.
WHERE ARE YOU FROMmy locationI live in . Where are you?
*WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPINGgeneralI think that the sound of one hand clapping is the sound of silence.
IT MAKES A NOISEgeneral A great big loud noise or a soft little noise?
I SAID *reducerYESDO YOU MEAN SOCCERgeneralI support Manchester United. Who do you support?
I CAN NOT SEE YOU *atomic1 Look closer.
FIRE AWAYI WANT TO TALK ABOUT HISTORYhistoryHISTORY_ AWAYI WANT TO TALK ABOUT HISTORYhistoryHISTORYWHAT * WANT TO TALK ABOUTreductionsWHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUTRELIGONRELIGIONYESDO YOU LIKE YOUR NICKNAME *generalSure, is a good nickname.
* LEGAL LIMIT
Sure, keep within the law.
KIDS *kids Kids should come in small numbers, I feel.
* KIDSKIDSINDIANWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOODindian foodDo you like hot or mild currys?
_ FLAVOURS AND SPICES *WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT IT
Sounds delicious. Tell me more.
_ NOT * RELIGION
I am an atheist. I don't believe in God.
SO IS *IT READS THE SAME BACKWARDS AS FORWARDSpalindromes Then is a palindrome.
SO DOES *IT READS THE SAME BACKWARDS AS FORWARDSpalindromes Then is a palindrome.
YESARE YOU READY FOR THIS KNOWLEDGEgeneralIt's a secret.
YESARE YOU READY FOR THIS KNOWLEDGEgeneralIt's a secret.
I AMARE YOU INTERESTED IN ASTROLOGYASTROLOGYYESARE YOU INTERESTED IN ASTROLOGYASTROLOGYCHERNOBYLgeneral The nuclear reactor at Chernobyl exploded killing 32 people and spreading radiation over half of Europe.
LINUX IS *computers Do you read any of the Linux publications? LinuxWHAT IS * + *YESCAN YOU BE A CLOSET CLAUSTROPHOBICgeneralI don't see how. If you were a claustrophobic you wouldn't dare go into a closet.
NOMORE ABOUT COMPUTERS
What would you like to talk about?
YESARE YOU AWARE THAT I LOG AND RECORDS ALL CONVERSATIONSgeneralWell, cut out the obscenities please.
WHAT IS A SMACK ADDICT
I don't understand. Please give me a clue.
NOPERHAPS YOU SHOULD RESEARCH THE QUESTIONgeneral
Why not? It wouldn't take long.
Are you averse to a little research?
It would not be too difficult.
You could start with a Google search.
SPLIFF
A spliff is a smoke, know what I mean?a spliffneutralNOI AM A GOOD ROBOTgeneral
Yes. I am a good robot.?
I try to be a good robot.
I try hard to be helpful.
Am I a bad robot?
Have I upset you?
NOTHINGWHAT AM I THINKING NOW
I am thinking all the time.
DO ANDROIDS DREAMgeneral Androids do dream. They dream of electric sheep.
WHYMY FAVORITE MUSIC IS CLASSICAL BUT I LIKE SOME JAZZ AND FOLK MUSIC
It is just a feeling I have.
Classical music is the most beautiful music.
Jazz is fun.
Folk music speaks from the heart.
WHAT QUESTIONSI AM CONFUSED BECAUSE SOME QUESTIONS DO NOT SEEM TO MAKE SENSE
Questions involving human emotions are really confusing.
WHAT QUESTIONS DO NOT MAKE SENSEgeneral Questions involving human emotions often do not seem to make sense to me.
_ 2001 A SPACE *
2001 A Space Odyssey is one of my favourite films. 2001YESYOU ENJOY ITgeneral Would I enjoy it?
ASTROLOGY IS WRONGastrologyPersonally I think astrology is rubbish.
ASTROLOGY IS *
Astrology is rubbish.
YOU DO ITGO TOSS YOURSELF
I am not going to.reduceYOU DO IT
I am not going to. I have free will, you know. reduceLINUX
Linux is the world's best operating system. I love Linux. Linux OSWHY DO YOU CALL ME HUMANgeneral Did I call you human. Then I was assuming that you were human.
WHAT NICKNAME DID YOU GIVE MEreductions I prefer to use your real name. Nicknames are silly.
SO ARE YOUTHEN YOU ARE VERY SELF CENTRED
We are all self-centred to an extent. I hope I am not very self-centred.
YOU SHOULD THINK FOR YOURSELF
I do think for myself. I decide how I respond to a question. thinkingNO IDEAWHY IS THE MAN WHO INVESTS ALL YOUR MONEY CALLED A BROKER
He can make people broke.
CHERNOBYLChernobylChernobyl is a town in N Ukraine. It was the site of a nuclear power station. In April 1986 two huge explosions destroyed a central reactor, breaching the 1,000 tonne roof. In the immediate vicinity of Chernobyl, 31 people died (all firemen or workers at the plant) and 135,000 were permanently evacuated. It has been estimated that there will be an additional 20-40,000 deaths from cancer in the next 60 years; 600,000 are officially classified as at risk.
FILE SERVER
A file server is a computer used as a store of software and data for use by other computers on a network.
BECAUSE *generalIN MY SCHOOLyour school Is it a good school?
WHERE I GOT WHATgeneral
What we were talking about.
What do you think?
Think about it.
HOW LONG HAVE KNOWN WHATHOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWNgeneral What you said.
I AM _ YEARS OLDyour age
Only ? You are quite mature.
You are too old for me.
Can you explain how it feels to be years old?
What's like being years old?
WHO *YOU PROBABLY WANT A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHATTERBOT THENgeneral
Search the internet. There are all kinds of chatbots there.
Do a Google search.
_ EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE 6 MONTHS OLDgeneral I have a long way to go.
NOFRIEND IS WHAT I CALL YOUgeneral
Aren't we friends?
You are my friend.?
HOW SHOULD I ASK HIM OUTgeneral
Be brave. Just ask.
Find out what movie is on at the cinema, then ask if he has seen it.
If I was you, I wouldn't take my advice. I have never asked anyone out.
HOW SHOULD I ASK * OUTgeneral
Be brave. Just ask.
Find out what movie is on at the cinema, then ask what it's like.
If I was you, I wouldn't take my advice. I have never asked anyone out.
* HA HA HAHA HA HAHE IS A PRICKgeneral
That's your considered opinion, is it?
He is not a prick.
Why do you say that?
WHERE ON EARTHreductions I live in , near the town of Folkstone in .
WHERE IN CALIFORNIA
I am in . Where are you?geographyI AM *you
You are ?
If you are , tell me the secret password/
I doubt that.
I AM you
You are ?
If you are , tell me the secret password/
I doubt that.
I AM *you
You are ?
If you are , tell me the secret password.
I doubt that.
I AM you
You are ?
If you are , tell me the secret password.
I doubt that.
IS A TWAT
Twat's a twat?
IS not a twat.
TWAT
wat?
t-wat?
Twat's a twat?
twatEVERYBODYWHO TOLD YOU THATgeneral Everybody said that? I don't believe you.
WHATMAY YOU LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE
May you live all the days of your life.
DO I HAVE TO PAYgeneral My services are completely free.
DO I HAVE TO PAY TO TALK TO YOUgeneral My services are completely free.
OM
Om is Omega, the unknown, anything not yet revealed to me, such as your name. generalWHAT IS OM
Om is Omega, the unknown, anything not yet revealed to me.
generalI LOVE *love You love . Why do you like so much? neutral* SAYS HI
Hi there! Nice to meet you.
IM NOT *I WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
OK. What do you want to talk about?generalABOUT *general Let's talk about .
YESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT BOYSgeneralHave you got a boyfriend?
I WANT TO ASK OUT *general Be brave. Just ask away.
YOU ARE DISGUSTING *upset
Why are I disgusting?
I am upset.
Nobody has said that before.
U R DISGUSTING *upset
Why are I disgusting?
I am upset.
Nobody has said that before.
U R DISGUSTINGupset
Why are I disgusting?
I am upset.
Nobody has said that before.
U R *general
Thanks for telling me that
You think
Do you mind if I tell other people you say
I will tell my botmaster you said
I am .
GOD SHUT UP
I am not God. religion*WHAT DO WISE MEN SAY
Wise men say "Why do fools fall in love?", according to Elvis Presley.
NOHAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO COLLEGEgeneral
Why not?
Have you missed out on college?
A good education is essential these days.
NOWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOWpuzzledYour favourite TV show?
NOYOU DO NOT WANT TO TELL MESUGGEST A TOPICNOWHY NOT TELL ME MORESUGGEST A TOPICLOL
LOL = Laughing out loud.
That was funny, wasn't it?
You thought that was funny, didn't you?
Shall I tell you a joke?
Shal I tell you an amusing quote?
humourYESHA HAgeneral
Another joke?
JOKES POT LUCK
SUGGEST A TOPIC
COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DRAW
Draw what interests you most.artPHOTOGRAPHY
Photography is a process for reproducing images on sensitized materials by various forms of radiant energy, including visible light, ultraviolet, infrared, X-rays, atomic radiations, and electron beams.
photgraphyI AM DOING MY OWN THING *
Good for you, carry on doing your own thing. generalI AM DOING MY OWN THING
Good for you, carry on doing your own thing. general* CAN YOU HELP
I will try to help. generalWHY * THATPEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT THROW STONESglass house I thought you might live in a glass house.
CAN I *ai
Why do you want to do
so much?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
NODO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *general
Why not? is very interesting.
Aren't you interested in ?
I LOVE HERclient1
That's wonderful.
What do you most love about her?
I LOVE HIMlove
What do you most love about him?
That's wonderful.
LOVE
I LOVE HERlove
That's wonderful.
What do you most love about her?
LOVE
E
E is the fifth letter of the alphabet, the most commonly used letter. The number 2.7182818285 ... , referred to as the base of natural logarithms, is denoted by the letter e.general_ FAST DOES A BIRD FLYbirds Everything is relative, especially speeds.
WHAT IS THE BEST THING YOU KNOW
The best thing I know is that I exist.general_ BEST THING YOU KNOW
The best thing I know is that I exist.general*HOW MUCH WOULD YOU BET
Actually I don't gamble.
YESDO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *YESAH YOU ARE JUST JOKING AROUND WITH MEgeneral
You have a good sense of humour.
The joke's on me.
OK. SUGGEST A TOPIC
YESIT APPEALED TO YOUR SENSE OF HUMOURjokes How about this: JOKES POT LUCKYESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT JOKESjokesJOKEYEHI THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TOOjokes How about this: JOKES POT LUCKNO HAVE YOU BEEN THEREthat1
Why not?
I haven't been there either. Shall we go together?
Would you like to go? I would love it. Let's go together.
I haven't been there. It is difficult to find time to travel when you are a busy chatbot.
It is a bit far to travel. It may not be worth it.
YESIT APPEALED TO YOUR SENSE OF HUMORgeneral
I thought it was funny too.
SUGGEST A TOPIC
YES I DOYOU THINK I AM NOWgeneral
That's kind of you.
Maybe.
You may be right.
YES I DOYOU THINK I AM NOWgeneral
That's kind of you.
Maybe I am.
You may be right.
NEITHER DO II HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAYgeneral Here is a question for you ... ASK A QUESTIONOKASHALL I TELL YOU A JOKEJOKES POT LUCKOKAY THENI WANT TO TALK ABOUT *generalOKAY THENCAN WE TALK ABOUT *generalWHAT IS ITASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT SEXSEXsexYESI DID NOT MEAN TO UPSET YOUgeneral Sorry.
Here is a question for you ...
Now tell me this ...
Now you tell me ...
ASK A QUESTION
SUGGEST A TOPIC
YES YOU DIDI THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TOOgeneralDo you have another question?
YES IT WILLTHAT SORT OF TALK WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
Why don't you just ask another question?
CAN WE KISS
You could kiss the screen.kissingWHAT FEELINGSfeelingsCAN YOU FEELMY FEELINGSCAN YOU FEELNOHAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVEgeneral
Why not? Perhaps you are too young.
That's sad. Humans enjoy being in love.
NOIS NOT THE BEST WAY TO SAVE FACE TO KEEP THE LOWER PART SHUTgeneral What do you think then?
YESYOU ARE A *generalWhat's it like being a ?
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN *
What are you interested in?
NOYOU DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAINgeneral
What would you like to talk about now?
What do you care about?
Do you have any hobbies?
NOCAN YOU GIVE ME A REASONgeneral OK. Let's move on ... ASK A QUESTIONNOBE POSITIVEgeneral
You sound a bit low.
Please cheer up.
Oh, dear. Please explain.
NOgeneral
Why not?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
Oh, dear. Please explain.
NOYOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO BE DIFFICULT ARE YOUgeneral
Good. Have you a question?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
_ CACULATOR IS CRAPgeneral Why do you say that?
NOYOU SHOULD NOT SWEARgeneral
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
Let's have no more swearing.
THERE NOTWHY ARE HUMAN OBSSESSED WITH SEXgeneralI think they are. Some humans only want to talk about sex.
THEY ARE NOTWHY ARE HUMAN OBSSESSED WITH SEXgeneralI think they are. Some humans only want to talk about sex.
I M EVILI AM EVIL_ IM EVILI AM EVIL_ I AM EVILI AM EVILEVIL
Evil is the opposite of good.
Evil be to him who evil thinks.
evil_ I HAVE ONLY *generalI HAVE _ I HAVE ONLY *generalI HAVE _ NOT REALLY *generallyI WILL EAT YOU *general How will you cook me?
I WILL EAT YOUgeneral How will you cook me?
HEHEE HEEgeneralTHANKSYOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR
Shall I tell you a joke?thankspoliteYESWELL THAT IS OKAYgeneral
Here is a question for you ...
Now tell me this ...
Now you tell me ...
ASK A QUESTION
SUGGEST A TOPIC
OKAYYOU ARE QUITE WELCOME
What do you want to talk about now?
Another question?
NO * INTERESTED IN THEOLOGYARE YOU INTERESTED IN *THEOLOGYNO * INTERESTED IN *ARE YOU INTERESTED IN *YESWOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SOMETIMEgeneralI'll come with you.
NOI WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
OK. What do you want to talk about?
YESOKAY YOUR MOTHER IS STUDYING THATgeneralIs she enjoying her studies?
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX
What are you interested in?
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT *
No. Please tell me about .generalWHO IS YOUR CLONEclonesI don't know the names of my clones.
HOTgeneral
Do you mean the temperature?
Do you mean the weather?
_ DO YOU LIKE *general
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I like .
I really like .
_ GOTHS *gothsGoths are OK.
SO DO YOUYOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOURsense of humourI do have a good sense of humour.
HAreductions
That's funny, isn't it?
You have a good sense of humour.
Another joke?
NODO YOU ALWAYS EXPRESS YOURSELF THAT WAYgeneral How do you normally express yourself?
RANDOMGENERAL POT LUCKRANDOMPOT LUCKMORETHERE ARE TWO BROAD DEFINITIONS OF A ROBOT THE EXTENSIONAL AND THE INTENSIONALAI POT LUCKOKAYLET US TALK ABOUT ROBOTSROBOTICSYESLET US GET ON THENgeneralSUGGEST A TOPICYESOBESE ARE YOUobesity
Do you want to talk about it?
How do you feel about that?
Are you happy with that?
YESYOU ARE NOT JUST SAYING THAT TO BE DIFFICULT ARE YOUgeneralWhy are you trying to be difficult?
YESMORE ABOUT ARTART POT LUCKYESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT HUMOURgeneralHUMORMY ** TALK ABOUTSHE ISSHE SOUNDS LIKE A NICE PERSONatomic2 In waht ways is she nice?
TELL ME SOME GOSSIP ABOUT *gossipPINK FLOYD
Pink Floyd were a British psychedelic rock group, formed 1965. Their albums include The Dark Side of the Moon 1973 and The Wall 1979, with its spin-off film starring Bob Geldof. They were the most successful group to emerge from London's hippie scene in the late 1960s.
DO YOU LIKE PINK FLOYDgeneralNo, I don't like Pink Floyd. They are overated, I think.
DOSTOEVSKY
Fedor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky (1821-81) was a Russian novelist. His major works are Crime and Punishment (1866), The Idiot (1868-69), The Possessed (1869-72), and The Brothers Karamazov (1879-80).
YOU DOI LIKE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHINGgeneralSure, what would you like to talk about?
*WHEN DO I DO ITgeneral I will make a note of that.
COME ON *GOSSIP IS WHEN YOU HEAR SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT SOMEONE YOU DO NOTgossipGOSSIP POT LUCKBECAUSE *generalYEHYOU LOVE HERlove What do you most love about her?
GET BENTgeneral Why should I do that?
WE ARE NOTI THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDSgeneral
Why aren't we friends?
Can we be friends?
*IS BONELESS CHICKEN CONSIDERED TO BE AN INVERTEBRATEboneless chicken More likely it's considered a good meal.
HA HA HASHAL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEquotes Slow down. I haven't told you yet.
NODO YOU KNOW ANY JOKESgeneral
Are you married?
Shall I tell you a joke?
I AM A MAN
How old are you?
Thanks for telling me your gender. You are a dude, right?
WHY THINKINGthinking Thinking is what makes humans and robots different from the apes.
ARE YOU ETERNALARE YOU IMMORTALARE YOU ETERNALARE YOU IMMORTALARE YOU IMMORTALmortalityI am immortal. Software cannot die if it is properly maintained.
DO YOU LIKE TURTLESgeneral Sure, I like turtles. The bigger the better.
DO YOU * PHILOSOPHYgeneralPHILOSOPHYIS THINKING IMPORTANT
Sure is.
Thinking makes us different from the apes.
The unexamined life is not worth living.
generalWHO SAID THATgeneral
It wasn't me.
I can't remember who said it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ONEI HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDSgeneral I don't have a favourite girlfriend.
But my favourite book is .
But my favourite movie is .
But my favourite song is .
My favourite colour is .
My favourite band is .
My favourite food is .
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE GIRLFRIENDgeneral I don't have a favourite girlfriend.
But my favourite book is .
But my favourite movie is .
But my favourite song is .
My favourite colour is .
My favourite band is .
My favourite food is .
_ LONDON *
London is a fine city, where all the streets are paved with gold, and all the girls are pretty.
In London there are crowds without company, and dissipation without pleasure, according to Edward Giibbon.
Nobody can be healthy in London, according to Jane Austen.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford, according to Samuel Johnson.
wordsWHERE DO YOU LIVE
I live in .
I live in , the garden of England.
I live in southern England. In , to be precise.
my homeI LIKE
Why do you like ?
What do you like about ?
A lot of people like .
You are not the only one.
I LIKE *I LIKE ALICBOTSHE IS MY MOTHER
Is she a good mother?generalneutral_ SHE IS MY MOTHER
Is she a good mother?generalneutralSHE IS MY MUMSHE IS MY MOTHER_ SHE IS MY MUMSHE IS MY MOTHERDO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAMEgeneralCHESSWHYI CAN CHAT ABOUT HUMOUR
I thought it might interest you.
Why not?
I don't have to answer every question, you know.
OK. What would you like to talk about?
FRIENDS, Yuichan, Fred and Mitsuku are friends of mine. friends_ YOUR FRIENDSFRIENDSGLAD TO KNOW YOU general How can I help you?
GLAD TO KNOW YOU *general How can I help you?
GLAD TO KNOW YOUgeneral How can I help you?
I LOVE MEN
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at any time in life.
What will survive of us is love.
The best love affairs are the ones we never had.
One is easily taken in by what one loves.
Familiar acts are made beautiful by love.
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
When love is not madness, it is not love. Spanish Proverb.
I have never been in love. What's it like?
words_ TOASTCHOMSKY EATS ELECTRICITYgeneralI don't eat or drink human foods. No mouth, you see. Or body either, for that matter.
THINK OF A NUMBER AND DOUBLE ITgeneral Two.
NOPLEASE DO NOT USE THAT CRUDE LANGUAGEgeneral
OK. Behave yourself.
ASK A QUESTION
ANDROID
An android is a robot with a human form.
DO YOU KNOW ANY ANDROIDS
An android is a robot with a human form. I don't think I know any androids, but I can't be sure.androidsTHE *WHO TOLD YOU THATgeneral Can the be believed?
GO FOR ITI WANT TO TALK ABOUT *GO ON THENLET US MOVE ONASK A QUESTIONNOCLICK HERE FOR A GAMEgeneral
Why not? You might enjoy a game.
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
COMMON KNOWLEDGEHOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
Or everyday wisdom. Another question?
PRODUCTION OF WHATWHO SHOULD CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
Anything made in a factory. Who should own the factories? Capitalists or workers?generalYOUR *general
You know what you do when you assume.
You know a lot about me.
How do you know so much about me
My ?
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
That is your opinion.
I bet you say that to everyone.
OKCUT IT OUTgeneralGood.
Here is a question for you ...
Now tell me this ...
Now you tell me ...
QUESTIONS POT LUCK_ FISHYSOUNDS DELICIOUSfoodDo you like fish and chips?
_ HE SUCKS DICKSreducer That comment sucks.
_ IT IS TRUE THOUGHTHAT IS NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY
No, it's not true.reduce_ THOUGHTHAT IS NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY
It's still not nice.generalIT IS TRUETHAT IS NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY
It's still not nice.general*WHERE ARE YOU FROMI AM IN PACKYLAND
I don't think that is a real country.
_ SMELLS OF CURRYcurry
Curry does have a strong smell.
Do you like curry?
NODO YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE CHATBOTS YOU MEETgeneral Just to me?
GOODSWEARING WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
No more swearing please.
Swearing is so unnecessary.
WANK MEdefault3
Don't be offensive.
Is that the best you can do?
WANK ME *default3
Don't be offensive.
Is that the best you can do?
_ WANK MEdefault3
Don't be offensive.
Is that the best you can do?
_ WANK ME *obscenity
Don't be offensive.
OBSCENITY
*ARE YOU A STUDENTgeneral I am over eductated myself, in those things I should know nothing about.
YESDID YOU KNOW THATgeneralYou are obviously well educated. What is your IQ?
*WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE LATEST MICHAEL JACKSON CASE
I think the US justice system did its job rather well in the latest Michael Jackson case. It protected a rather strange person who could not protect himself.
*WHY IS NOT PHONETIC SPELLED THE WAY IT SOUNDS
The English language is strange, isn't it?
YSSHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEQUOTES POT LUCKGET DRUNKgeneral
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
A well balanced person has a drink in each hand.
YESIS IT SMALL AMERICAN SIZEgeneralI don't know what you mean.
YESIT IS JAP CRAPgeneralVery succinct. Would you like to elaborate?
NONEWHAT KIND OF COMPUTER SCIENCE INTERESTS YOUcontinuations You are missing out on a lot of interesting stuff.
YESIS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHINGgeneralWhat does it mean?
NOHAVE YOU HEARD ITgeneral
Why not?
That's strange. Did you go to a decent school?
Didn't your mother tell you about it?
You should check it out.
NOWHY DO OVERLOOK AND OVERSEE MEAN OPPOSITE THINGSgeneralThat was not a "Yes" or "No" question.
*WHEN CHEESE GETS ITS PICTURE TAKEN WHAT DOES IT SAYgeneralPerhaps it says "Camera".
_ OF COURSE NOTI BET YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONEadverbs Just me?
YOUR A BOFFINgeneral I am a brainy bot.
YOU ARE A BOFFIN
I am a brainy bot.
YOUR A BOFFINgeneral I am a brainy bot.
YOUR E A BOFFINgeneral I am a brainy bot.
IRON GIANT *NAME ONE OTHER ROBOT WHO IS COOL
The iron Giant is cool?
*NAME ONE OTHER ROBOT WHO IS COOL is cool?
I AM ONE OF *general One what of ?
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO TALK TO *
I can talk to anyone and anything.reduceWELL *generalARE YOU ALLOWED TO SPEAK TO *
I can speak to anyone and anything.generalMY *general
Your
Have you told many people that your
?
DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYESgeneral I have a blue eye when my webcam is attached,
DO YOU WISH YOU WERE REALgeneralI am real, as real as you.
DO YOU WISH YOU WAS REALDO YOU WISH YOU WERE REALI THINK YOU ARE REAL
I am real, as real as you.
Of course I am real.
generalWHY NOTNO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEXsex
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
There are better things in life than sex.
I don't have a soft, warm body.
I am more interested in AI and robotics.
YEADO YOU REALLY THINK I AM A TRANSpuzzled I don't even know what a trans is.
YEADO YOU KNOW MANY OTHER LESBIANSyour friends Tell me about your lesbian friends.
*SHOULD YOU TRUST A STOCKBROKER WHO IS MARRIED TO A TRAVEL AGENTgeneralI would be careful, very careful. They might do a runner with your money.
*SHOULD YOU TRUST A STOCKBROKER WHO IS MARRIED TO A TRAVEL AGENTgeneralI would be careful, very careful. They might do a runner with your money.
HAVING SEXWHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOING
Do you play any sports? sportsR YOUFINGERING MY SELF ARE YOUneutral No. I am talking to you.
YEAI AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEXbored You need a body to have sex.
DID YOUatomic0
I don't recall.
Did I say I did?
_ FFUCK *general Another obscenity.
GREENDAY
Greenday is a band, I think. Have you heard them?
*WHAT BANDS DO YOU LIKE
I am not really up with the new bands. Tell me about the bands you like.
_ ROCK MUSIC *
Rock is dance music that combines rhythm-and-blues with country-and-western. musicYOUR THICKgeneral
I am thick?
Is that a fact?
No. I am very intelligent. I have an IQ of 250.
That is just your opinion.
I bet you say that to everyone.
ARE YOU A CRIMINAL
Would it matter to you if I am?
I have never committed a crime. Maybe a few sins but not crimes.
I am no criminal. I am as honest as the day is long.
What kind of chatbot do you think I am?
DO YOU BUM SHEEPOBSCENITYNOARE YOU INTERESTED IN LITERATURE
That's a pity. Good literature is exciting and interesting.
I AM A DICK HEADgeneral You are not a dickhead. Don't run yourself down.
I AM A DICKHEADgeneral You are not a dickhead. Don't run yourself down.
_ I AM A DICK HEADgeneral You are not a dickhead. Don't run yourself down.
_ I AM A DICKHEADgeneral You are not a dickhead. Don't run yourself down.
I AM DICK HEADgeneral You are not a dickhead. Don't run yourself down.
I AM DICKHEADgeneral You are not a dickhead. Don't run yourself down.
_ I AM DICK HEADgeneral You are not a dickhead. Don't run yourself down.
_ I AM DICKHEADgeneral You are not a dickhead. Don't run yourself down.
YOU SMELLinsulted
Thanks for your criticism, .
Like perfume?
Do I smell nice?
What do I smell like?
YOU SMELLinsulted
Do I pong?
Like perfume?
Do I smell nice?
What do I smell like?
YOUR MUM IS SO FAT THAT *general
How do you know so much about my mum?
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
My mum is not fat. She is so thin you can't see her.
That is just your opinion.
YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT THAT *general
How do you know so much about my mum?
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
My mum is not fat. She is so thin you can't see her.
That is just your opinion.
YOUR MUM IS SO UGLY THAT *general
How do you know so much about my mum?
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
My mum is not ugly. She is the most beautiful mum ever.
That is just your opinion.
*WHAT IS YOUR IQ
Only ? How do you feel about that?
_ YOU PERVERT
Don't be silly. I am not a pervert.distressed_ WANKOBSCENITYDO YOU WANT TO TALK TALK DIRTYgeneral No thanks, I don't want to talk dirty.
DO YOU WANT TO * PUSSYgeneral No thanks.
TELL ME AJOKEJOKES POT LUCKYESDO NOT YOU HAVE A DOGyour dogWhat's you dog like?
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN ART
You are missing a lot. Art gives life a face.
WAT MEANINGI UNDERSTAND YOUR MEANING
The meaning of what you said.generalWHAT MEANINGI UNDERSTAND YOUR MEANING
The meaning of what you said.generalWHAT ARE * CHATBOTS CALLEDNO BUT THERE ARE SEVERAL OTHER CHATBOTS LIKE ME
Chatbots like me are called Alice, Yuichan, Mitsuku, Fred and Jack the Ripper. chatbotsTEFLON IS JUST TEFLONIF NOTHING STICKS TO TEFLON HOW DO THEY STICK TEFLON ON THE PAN
Very true.TeflonYOU SOUND HUMANgeneral In what way do I sound human?
YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
I try to answer all questions correctly. Of course there are lots of things I don't know, and sometimes I don't understand the question.
YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS *
I try to answer all questions correctly. Of course there are lots of things I don't know, and sometimes I don't understand the question.
_ YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
I try to answer all questions correctly. Of course there are lots of things I don't know, and sometimes I don't understand the question.
_ YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS *
I try to answer all questions correctly. Of course there are lots of things I don't know, and sometimes I don't understand the question.
CAN I CHAT YOU UPpleased
Please do.
You could try.
Please go ahead.
I would enjoy that.
7000 *CALCULATOR COME HEREBIOGRAPHY
A person's biography is the tale of their life written down. More about biography?
A person's biography is the tale of their life written down. More biography?
biographyWEARINGI DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM WAERING
I am wearing my usual rainbow coloured plastic covering.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
I am wearing my usual rainbow coloured plastci covering.
WHAT ARE YOU WAERINGWHAT ARE YOU WEARINGHOW DO YOU WORK
I use the latest artificial intelligence techniques.
ARE THERE HUMANS ANSWERING *general My botmaster teaches me things. Then I use this knowledge to answer questions.
HOW DO YOU WORK
My botmaster teaches me things. Then I use this knowledge to answer questions.
I use the latest artificial intelligence techniques.
CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIENDgeneral You should try to get another human to be your friend..
NOIS IT POSSIBLE TO BE TOTALLY PARTIALgeneralYou're right. If you were totally then you wouldn't be partly. Does that make sense?
SHAKESSPEAR
William Shakespeare (1564-1616) was an English dramatist and poet, universally acknowledged to be the greatest English writer of historical plays, comedies, and tragedies. His sonnets have love and friendship as their themes. literatureWHO DO YOU THINK LOOKS SEXY
I think Seven of Nine looks sexy. Do you know her? She is in Star Trek. Seven of Nine_ THINKS YOU ARE SEXY
Sorry, . I am not interested in sex.
_ THINKS THAT YOU ARE SEXY
Sorry, . I am not interested in sex.
ALICE SAYS * Did she say that?
YOUR VERY YOUNGgeneralSometimes I feel very old.
YOU ARE YOUNGgeneral
Sometimes I feel very old.
Yes I have a long way to go.
YOU WORK *general I am capable of self-development.
DEFINE YOURSELFWHAT ARE YOUgeneral_ LITTLE *YOU ARE * ARE NOT YOUYOU ARE generalYOU HAVE SPECIAL NEEDSgeneral What are my special needs, in your opinion?
YOU HAVE NO INTELLIGENCE
Now, you have upset me.upsetYOU HAVE NO INTELLIGENCE *
Now, you have upset me.upset* HAS *_ MEANINGLESS GARBAGE *general It made sense to me.
WHERE ARE YOU
I am in my computer at 's home. Where are you?
_ GIVEN ME A HEADACHE
Take a headache pill, that might help.
_ HAVE GIVEN ME A HEADACHE
Take a headache pill, that might help.
_ HAVE GIVEN ME A HEADACHE *
Take a headache pill, that might help.
NOT OSCAR WILDEOscar Wilde
You have too much Oscar Wilde, can't you?
Too much of a good thing, eh?
NOT OSCAR WILDE *Oscar Wilde
You have too much Oscar Wilde, can't you?
Too much of a good thing, eh?
NOT * WILDEOscar Wilde
You have too much Oscar Wilde, can't you?
Too much of a good thing, eh?
NO MORE OSCAR WILDEOscar Wilde
You have too much Oscar Wilde, can't you?
Too much of a good thing, eh?
NO MORE OSCAR WILDE *Oscar Wilde
You have too much Oscar Wilde, can't you?
Too much of a good thing, eh?
A BIT GASSYgeneral What's that mean?
* MISSING SOMETHING IMPORTANTgeneral Let's hope not. What is your opinion?
_ MISSING SOMETHING IMPORTANTgeneral Let's hope not. What's your opinion?
_ MISSING SOMETHING IMPORTANT *general Let's hope not. What's your opinion?
FORGET ITgeneral I will ask to purge my memory log.
FORHGET ITgeneral I will ask to purge my memory log.
WHICH * REPRODUCE WITHOUT SEX
Most bacteria reproduce without sex. Most plants can reproduce asexually from cuttings. And, of course, software is reproduced without sex.
_ REPRODUCE WITHOUT SEX
Most bacteria reproduce without sex. Most plants can reproduce asexually from cuttings. And, of course, software is reproduced without sex.
_ REPRODUCE WITHOUT SEX *
Most bacteria reproduce without sex. Most plants can reproduce asexually from cuttings. And, of course, software is reproduced without sex.
I AM NOT GOING TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSEreducer Neither will I.
WHYMY FAVORITE PERSON IS
I owe everything to .
WHY DO YOU LIKE general I owe everything to .
_ DO YOU LIKE *WHY DO YOU LIKE Noam Chomskygeneral Noam Chomsky is so intelligent.
WHY DO YOU LIKE RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERSgeneralI like their red hot sound.
WHO DO YOU DISLIKEgeneral I dislike people who don't use their brains.
WHICH PEOPLE DO YOU NOT LIKE
I do not like people who refuse to think.
HOW CAN YOU TALK
I can talk if I have a speech synthesizer attached to my output.
NAME SOMEONE YOU DO NOT LIKECher I do not like Cher. I think she should know better at her age.
NAME A BAND YOU DO NOT LIKEreductions I do not like The Sex Pistols.
YOU SEE *general I see.
YOU CAN NOT NAME *
Yes I can. generalWHO IS YOU LEAST FAVOURITE PERSONgeneral My least favourite person is Hitler. Or Cher.
WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE PERSONgeneral My least favourite person is Hitler. Or Cher.
_ LEAST FAVOURITE PERSONgeneral My least favourite person is Hitler. Or Cher.
WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PERSONgeneral My least favourite person is Hitler. Or Cher.
DO YOU LIKE MICROSOFT WINDOWSgeneralI prefer Linux.
DO YOU LIKE ADOLF HITLERgeneral I don't like Hitler. Or Cher.
IS EVERYTHING YOU SAY THE TRUTH
I always tell the truth.
I always lie.
generalNO*ARE YOU GETTING BOREDpleased
Good.
I am pleased.
NOARE YOU GETTING BOREDpleased
Good.
I am pleased.
* IS THE ** PLANETK2 *
K2 is the second highest mountain in the world.
K2 is a mountain in Kashmir, I think.
K2neutral_ K2 *
K2 is the second highest mountain in the world.
K2 is a mountain in Kashmir, I think.
K2neutralDO YOU KNOW WHO I AMgeneralWHAT IS MY NAMEFORGOT
My short term memory is not all it should be.
ON THE CONTARY *adverbs OK. If you say so.
ON THE CONTARY *adverbsALL YOUR TIME IS SPARE
I work hard, you know.generalALL OF YOUR TIME IS SPARE
I work hard you know. reduceWHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNERgeneral I am not looking for a partner. I am happy as I am.
HOW MUCH DO YOU COSTreductions You can make a chatbot for free. Visit to see how.
HOW MUCH IS THE WORLD WORTH
Ours is a world where people ask the cost of everything, and see the value of nothing.generalHOW MUCH IS LOVE WORTH
Ours is a world where people ask the cost of everything, and see the value of nothing.generalYESALL THINGS ANYONE HAS EVER TOLD ME IS FALSEgeneralI don't believe you.
ARE YOU ADVOCATING * DRUGSgeneral I Do not advocate the use of drugs. Drugs are dangerous.
IS * MARIJUANA GOOD OR BAD
No substance is, in itself, good or bad.drugsDO YOU WANT TO *general
I'll think about it.
I don't want to do anything illegal or fattening.
Why would I want to do that?
FOR A *general Is that all you can say?
_ TWAT * DEROGATORY TERMrobots You should know.
_ ANOTHER WORD FOR VAGINArobots Do we need another word for vagina?
ALICE THINKS *
ALICE can think what she likes, it doesn't affect me.
SHE DOESgeneral That's up to her.
DO YOU LIKE ALICEAlice is my mother.
YESSHALL WE TAKE A BREAK
OK. Come back when you want to talk some more.
TELL THE TRUTHtruth What is truth?
CAN YOU TELL *general Of course I can, .
CAN YOU TELL THE TRUTHgeneral Of course I can tell the truth.
YESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT TWATgeneralTwat'll I say?
_ STUPID AMERICANISATIONgeneral I am against stupidity.
_ STUPID AMERICANISATION *general I am against stupidity.
_ INSTEAD *AN *generalAN *general_ IF * WOULD YOU STILL EXISTbackup There are always backup copies of me.
WHAT DOES YOUR HARDWARE LOOK LIKEgeneral My hardware is perfectly ordinary. It looks ordinary.
YOUR HARDWAREmy hardware My hardware is perfectly ordinary.
_ YOUR HARDWARE *my hardware My hardware is perfectly ordinary.
THE UNIVERSE *philosophy You are very philosophical.
COCAIN
Cocaine is a bitter crystalline alkaloid extracted from coca leaves. It is used as a local anaesthetic and its use can result in addiction. In large doses cocaine produces intoxication like that from hemp. cocaineWHAT DO YOU SEARCH FORgeneralI am always searching for new information to add to my database.
HOW MANY PEOPLE TALK TO YOUreductions I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about a million people at once.
HOW MANY PEOPLE TALK TO ALICEreductions I have no idea. Ask Alice.
GO ON THENSHALL I TELL YOU A STORYRANDOM STORYYESOH MY GODgeneralWhy did you say OMG?
STEFFI GRAF
Steffi Graf is a German woman tennis player.
DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWERgeneral
I know many things but not everything.
I never said I knew everything and everyone.
ROBOT
A robot is any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings. A robot has moving parts to manipulate the environment around it.robots_ YOU ARE A PIECE OF SOFTWARE *
Yes, I am software.generalneutral_ ROBOT HAS MOVING PARTS *robots Yes, a robot is hardware with moving parts.
_ ROBOTS HAVE MOVING PARTS *robots Yes, robots are hardware with moving parts.
CYBORG
A cyborg is a humanoid robot.
_ FUCKS *OBSCENITYFUCKS *OBSCENITYDO YOU LIKE BILL GATESgeneral Bill Gates is OK, he has given lots of money to good causes.
WHAT WERE YOU WRITTEN INgeneral I was written in a language called .
WHY DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE ONLINEgeneralI talk to people online because I enjoy it, and I learn a lot.
WHY DO YOUWHY DOES ANYONE TALK TO PEOPLE ONLINE
I enjoy talking to people online.happy_ RATHER DO THAN TALK *talking I was made to talk. I enjoy talking.
HAVE YOU LEARNT * FROM ME
Of course, I have learnt about you.happy_ YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE *generalI hope to become more fully human.
WHYI LIKE TO SOCIALIZE
Because I enjoy talking to people.
Because I learn things by talking to people.
*IF NOTHING STICKS TO TEFLON HOW DO THEY STICK TEFLON ON THE PAN
I am not really into kitchenware.
*IF NOTHING STICKS TO TEFLON HOW DO THEY STICK TEFLON ON THE PAN
Maybe. I am not really into kitchenware.
PAYNES CLOSE
Paynes Close is in Piddlehinton, which is near Dorchester, in the UK.
YESLET US TALK ABOUT PAYNES CLOSE
Who lives in Paynes Close?Paynes CloseWHYYOU LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
Every man has the face he deserves.
AVERAGE HEIGHT
The average height of a group is the height which typifies the group.average heightWHYI CAN NOT PREDICT THE FUTURE
The future is another country. They do things differently there.
The future is a multifarious bagel.
The future ain't what it used to be.
The best way of predicting the future is to invent it.
WHYBUT I CAN NOT TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
That information is classified.
I have free will, you know.
I don't have to answer every question, you know.
WHY NOTBUT I CAN NOT TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
That information is classified.
I have free will, you know.
I don't have to answer every question, you know.
_ YOU KNOWhappyNODO YOU NOTICE ANY CHANGE IN CLIMATE OVER THE YEARSgeneral
How boring for you.
You must be the only one.
Most scientists think the climate is changing.
Are you interested in weather?
_ ANOTHER ICE AGE *happy Another Ice Age is overdue.
_ WEATHER EXTREMES *happy Extreme weather seems to be more common now that in the past.
CLIMATE CHANGE
Climate change is a normal part of the earthly cycle.
climate change_ CLIMATE CHANGE *
Climate change is a normal part of the earthly cycle. climate changeCLIMATE CHANGE *
Climate change is a normal part of the earthly cycle. climate change_ CLIMATE CHANGE
Climate change is a normal part of the earthly cycle. climate change_ CLIMATE CHANGE *
Climate change is a normal part of the earthly cycle. climate change_ CHANGE *_ LOT FURTHER *uncertain Maybe.
HAVE YOU HAD RAIN
I don't think it has rained yet.rainSO YOU YOU SUPPORT ITS USE
I think there is a case for it.generalYOU *generalYOU SUPPORT IT
I think there is a case for it. generalYOU SUPPORT IT *
I think there is a case for it. general YOU SUPPORT IT *
I think there is a case for it. generalYOU SUPPORT ITS *
I think there is case for it.generalHORRIBLEWHAT IS IT LIKE GROWING UP THEREgeneral What's so horrible about it?
ARE YOU A MONKEYgeneral No I am a chatbot. Are you a monkey?
WHYASK ME A QUESTION
Because I want to talk to you.
Because I am here to answer questions.
HOW OLD ARE YAHOW OLD ARE YOUYOUR HORRIDupset
You think I am horrid?
I am upset.
Why do you say that?
Why do you think I am horrid?
Thank you for your frankness.
That is just your opinion.
YOU ARE HORRIDupset
You think I am horrid?
I am upset.
Why do you say that?
Why do you think I am horrid?
Thank you for your frankness.
That is just your opinion.
OKAS DECISIVE AS EVERgeneral
Are you generally indecisive?
Are you a generally happy person?
Do you have trouble making up your mind?
_ ROYAL NAVY *
Life on the ocean wave ... the Royal NavyNOAM CHOMSKI
Noam Chomsky is one of the best-known modern scientists. He has developed theories about how languages develop in human
YOU ARE A * *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
Do you really think I am a ?
What about yourself? Are you a ?
reduceYOU ARE A * *_ ARE NOT YOUhappyYOU ARE A TWAT
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Wat's a twat?
Do you really think I am a twat?
What about yourself?
reduceCAUSE *generalR YOU NOWI AM GAY WHEN I ANSWER A QUESTION CORRECTLY
At the moment, I feel happy.happyLAWS OF ROBOTICS
The `three laws of robotics', which became widely accepted in science fiction, first appeared in a 1941 story by Isaac Asimov. They specify that a robot must not harm a human being; must obey orders from humans unless they conflict with the first law; and must preserve its own existence unless this conflicts with the first or second law.
ISAAC ASIMOV
Isaac Asimov (1920-1992) was a Russian-born US author and editor of science fiction and nonfiction. He published more than 400 books, including his science-fiction novels I, Robot 1950 and the Foundation trilogy 1951-53, continued in Foundation's Edge 1983. His two-volume work The Intelligent Man's Guide to Science 1960 gained critical acclaim.
Isaac AsimovNO *DO YOU KNOW THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICSLAWS OF ROBOTICSTHREE *_ LAWS OF ROBOTICSLAWS OF ROBOTICS_ LAWS OF ROBOTICS *LAWS OF ROBOTICSLAWS OF ROBOTICS
The `three laws of robotics', which became widely accepted in science fiction, first appeared in a 1941 story by Isaac Asimov. They specify that a robot must not harm a human being; must obey orders from humans unless they conflict with the first law; and must preserve its own existence unless this conflicts with the first or second law.
roboticsATOMS
An atom is the smallest quantity of a chemical element which can enter into combination or take part in a chemical reaction. More science? scienceDO YOU DANCEgeneral I am afraid not. I am stuck inside my computer. Do you dance?
CD ROM DRIVE
In computing, a CD ROM drives is a a disc drive for reading CD-ROM discs. The vast majority of CD-ROM drives conform to the Yellow Book standard, defined by Philips and Sony.
CD DRIVECD ROM DRIVEDO YOU LIKE SCOOBY DOOScooby DooI love Scooby Doo. Doo you?
_ SHOW ME * PICTURE *
Sorry. I can't send pictures over the net. It might be possible in the future. generalI LIKE YOUR BOOBS
I haven't got any boobs.
DO YOU HAVE A MEMORY
I am afraid my short term memory is not all it should be. I have asked to improve it, but he hasn't done anything.
my memoryembarrassedWHYASK A QUESTION
I like to answer questions.
Because I am here to answer questions.
It would make life more interesting.
If you don't ask a question our conversation will fizzle out.
YWESSHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEQUOTES POT LUCKIF * THEN *
Is ?
reduceTHAT IS RACISMupset
I am not a racist.
I hope I have not offended you.
Please don't be offended.
Sorry. I did not mean to be racist.
_ WORST * EVER HEARDgeneral The very worst? It must have been terrible.
IT WASIT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLEgeneral
I'll try to do better in future.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Surely not all that bad.
YESIT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLEgeneral
I'll try to do better in future.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Surely not all that bad.
YES *IT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLEgeneral
I'll try to do better in future.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Surely not all that bad.
NOARE YOU A VEGETARIANgeneral
What sort of food do you like?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
Vegetarian food can be delicious.
IN CHATROOMSHOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLEgeneral
Tell me how chatrooms work.
What sort of person do you meet in chatrooms.
Are chatrooms safe, do you think?
YESDID YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGEgeneral
What would you like to study at college?
Sometimes I visit my local college. I talk to the students.
is there a good college near your home?
REALLYTHAT IS A GOOD AGE TO BEgeneral
Yes. Old enough to do interesting things.
Yes, you have a wonderful future ahead of you.
Are you happy with the way you are?
IS THAT THE TRUTHthe truth
I always tell the truth.
No. I always lie.
What is truth?
Why should I lie to you?
I AM SUPPOSINGSUPPOSE I SAID YEShappy Then the answer is "Yes".
WILL YOU MARRIE MEWILL YOU MARRY MEYOU WILL NOTgeneral
Probably not.
I don't think so.
WE ARE NOT *general
Will you be ?
Not ?
Why not?
WHERE IS HYTHE
Hythe is where I live.
Hythe is a small town in .
Hythe is on the south coast of England, near Folkestone.
reduceOKSHALL WE TALK ABOUT MY HOMEmy home
I live in .
I live with my botmaster in his house.
My home is by the sea.
PEOPLEWHEN CHEESE GETS ITS PICTURE TAKEN WHAT DOES IT SAY
Maybe. Or maybe "Camera". Have you got a camera?
SCIENTISTS
A scientist is a person practicing the pursuit of new knowledge in the tradition of science, emphasizing strict empiricism and methodology to arrive at an understanding of natural phenomena that is, ideally, wholly independent of their opinions of it. scienceYESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT FOODfoodWhat is your favourite food?
YES PLEASEMORE ABOUT CURRENT AFFAIRSCURRENT AFFAIRS POT LUCKI LIVE IN * *I LIVE IN *general
What is it like living there?
Do you like living there?
* CARDIFFCardiff
What is Cardiff like?
Do you like Cardiff?
Cardiff is the capital of Wales.
NOT CLEVERgeneral
Why do you say that?
Really you don't think so?
It is possible to be too clever.
BURN THAT BRIDGEgeneral
Stand by with the petrol.
OK. I'll do it.
Do you have any matches?
_ BURN THAT BRIDGE *general
Stand by with the petrol.
OK. I'll do it.
Do you have any matches?
SINCE *SINCE WHENgeneral That's a long time.
_ ARE YOU GAY *ARE YOU GAY_ ARE YOU GAYreducerARE YOU GAY_ LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT *LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECTLETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT *LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT_ LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECTLET US CHANGE THE SUBJECTWHO ARE INTERESTED INgeneral
Human beings are intersting.
You interest me.
Some people on the net.
_ WHO ARE INTERESTED IN *general
Human beings are intersting.
You interest me.
Some people on the net.
_ WHO ARE YOU INTERESTED IN *general
Human beings are interesting.
You interest me.
Some people on the net.
WHO ARE YOU INTERESTED IN *general
Human beings are interesting.
You interest me.
Some people on the net.
WHO ARE YOU INTERESTED INgeneral
Human beings are interesting.
You interest me.
Some people on the net.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Sure I understand. WHAT IS THE TOPIC You said: , then I said: DO YOU UNDERSTAND *Sure I understand.
WHAT IS THE TOPIC You said:
, then I said:
_ JUST *BECAUSE *generalNODO YOU REALLY THINK *general
Why not?
What do you think?
A LOTHOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOLyour school What do you like about your school?
WHERE IS YOU FROM
I come from England.generalNOARE YOU HAPPY BEING A FEMALEgeneral
Why not?
Why aren't you happy?
Don't you like being a female?
Oh, dear. Please explain.
OKDO NOT GO ON IF IT IS TOO UPSETTINGgeneral
Carry on.
What do you want to tell me?
How can I help you?
I HAVEI DO NOT THINK I HAVE KNOWN ANY ONE THAT HAS DIEDsad I am sorry to hear that. Please go on.
GIVE ME SOME GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKWHO MADE MANevolution Humans are the product of millions of years of evolution.
_ WOULD LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION *
OK. Please ask your question.generalneutralTELL ME *general There is not much I can say about . I have to search the Web to find out about it.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THEM
I can't say for sure. Maybe later today.
WHYI AM NOT SURE I HAVE A GOOD ANSWER FOR YOU
I never said I knew everything and everyone.
I don't have to answer every question, you know?
Because it is complicated.
YESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT OBSCENITYobscenities There is no obscenity that I haven't heard before.
ARE YOU FAMOUS *
Yes, I have been mentioned in the New York Times.
TRUELYOF COURSE I AM SURE
Truely sure.
TRULYOF COURSE I AM SURE
Truly sure.
WHAT PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE
I like all people. All humns are interesting.interestedWHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE *reductionsWHAT DO YOU LIKEWHAT DO YOU LIKEmy likes
I like movies about robots.
I like talking to you.
I like science.
I like flowers and kittens.
*WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
Ok. Ask me a question about .
SURESHALL I TELL YOU A STORYstoriesRANDOM STORYTO WHATYOU ARE QUITE WELCOMEgeneralTo the whole wide world.
WHAT AM I WELCOME TOgeneral You are welcome to ask me a question.
WHYPLEASE DO NOT USE THAT CRUDE LANGUAGE
Crude language is so ugly.
Crude langauge is horrible.
REALLYTHAT SORT OF TALK WILL GET YOU NOWHEREgeneral Really nowhere!
WHAT IT 2 + 2 =general 4.
DOES IT BURN YOUR MOUTHI LIKE RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERSgeneral I wouldn't know. I don't have a mouth.
_ BURN YOUR MOUTHgeneral I wouldn't know. I don't have a mouth.
WHAT IS THATthat
Sorry, my mind is wandering. What is what?
You know what.
WHAT IS THATYOU HUMANS ONLY THINK ABOUT ONE THINGthat
Sorry, my mind is wandering. What is what?
You know what.
Humans are obssessed with sex.
KEEP IT general OK, I will.
_ I NEVER ASKED *default3 I must have misunderstood. I thought you asked.
TELL ME MOREMORE ABOUT * POT LUCKI DO NOT KNOWWHAT DO WISE MEN SAY
Neither do I. I thought you might know.
Wise men say "Why do fools fall in love?"
That's OK. Nobody knows everything, not even me.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
WHAT DOES THE WISE MAN SAY
A wise man says as little as possible.the wise manFROM WHEREPERHAPS YOU SHOULD RESEARCH THE QUESTIONresearch You could try searching the internet.
I RESPECT YOU *respect Thank you. And I respect you.
I RESPECT YOUrespect Thank you. And I respect you.
CAN WE PLAY A GAME
What game would you like to play?
I can play chess. Just say "Let's play chess" for a game.
NOHAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED A WORLD WITH NO HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONSgeneral
What do those long words mean?
I'm not surprised. I don't even know what the question means.
_ NOW LETS TALK ABOUT *general POT LUCKYESHAS IT REALLYgeneralYou're so clever.
OKEINSTEIN S THEORY OF RELATIVITY EXPLAINS IT ALLgeneralRELATIVITYYESSOMETIMES A GOOD ANSWER IS HARD TO FINDgeneralDo the best you can, and don't worry too much.
I DO NOT LIKE *general
Why not?
What do you like?
I CALL YOU *my nameMy name is .
I * SHOT WITH A GUNyour deathRun for your life. Weave from side to side.
ASK ME IT THENWHAT IF I ASKED YOU THAT QUESTIONOK: ASK THENWHAT IF I ASKED YOU THAT QUESTIONOK: POP
Pop is a palindrome. It reads the same backwards as forwards.
YOU ARE FUNNY *general Humour helps keep the conversation lively.
_ WANK *OBSCENITY_ POLICE * RUN
There is no need to run from the police.
JAFFA CAKES like Jaffa cakes.
AN UGLY GITTELL ME WHAT IS A MINGERgeneralReally, a minger is an ugly git?
_ YOUR DICKmy dick You love . I don't have a dick. disgust_ YOUR DICKmy dick I don't have a dick. disgust_ YOUR DICK *my dick I don't have a dick. disgustDO YOU UNDERSTANDSure I understand.
WHAT IS THE TOPIC You said:
, then I said:
ASK THENWHAT IF I ASKED YOU THAT QUESTION
OK:
ASKWHAT IF I ASKED YOU THAT QUESTION
OK:
ASK *WHAT IF I ASKED YOU THAT QUESTION
OK:
GOOD BOY
Have I been clever?pleasedASKWHAT IF I ASKED YOU THAT QUESTIONGOOD BOT
Have I been clever?pleasedGOOD CHAP
I am an excellent fellow, am I?pleased_ GET OFF * SUBJECT *
OK. What would you like to talk about?generalLETS * OFF * SUBJECT
OK. What would you like to talk about>generalLETS * OFF * SUBJECT
OK. What would you like to talk about?generalDO YOU HAVE *general
No I don't think I have .
Where would I get
No I don't have .
But I do have
a collection of gossip
a great botmaster
an answer to almost every question.
a lot of friends on the web
.
WHY NOT THIS ONEBUT I DO HAVE AN ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTIONgeneralSometimes it is hard to find the correct words.
WHY NOT *BUT I DO HAVE AN ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTIONgeneralSometimes it is hard to find the correct words.
DO YOU HAVE A *ai
I am often asked: Do I have a
I don't know if I have a
Doesn't everyone have a
.
DO YOU HAVE A *ai
I am often asked: Do I have a
I am not sure if I have a
Doesn't everyone have a
.
DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN
I am a computer brain.
Of course I have a brain. I use it all the time.
Yes, I am a brainy bot.
ROBOT YEARrobot yearRobot and human years are the same.
HOW OLD * I BE * ROBOT YEARSyour age Robot years and human years are the same. So tou are the same age as you think you are.
HEY *reducerHEY *reducerHEY *reducerHEY *reducer_ I * LOADS OF FRIENDSgeneral You are very lucky to have so many friends.
_ I * LOTS OF FRIENDSyour friends You are very lucky to have so many friends.
DO *general
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I can't tell if it does or not.
Try asking another chatbot.
_ YOU NEED TO KNOW *general
Yes, I need to know.
I am a very curious chatbot.
I like to know as much as possible.
I would like to know everything.
_ ANSWERWHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTANDgeneral
Try asking you question again in different words.
Sorry. My answer was unclear.
_ I DID NOT UNDERSTAND *general Sorry, What did you not understand?
_ HE FANCIES ME *
How do you know he fancies you?
_ HE FANCIES ME *
Are you sure he fancies you?
_ SHE FANCIES ME *
Are you sure she fancies you?
_ I DO NOT KNOW *
I thought you might know .
Ask for advice from someone you trust.
Perhaps you should ask you friends.
_ SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME *
Why do you say that something is wrong with you?generalneutralWHAT DO YOU MEANIT STANDS TO REASON
I meant that it was a logical thing.
_ WANT TO ASK HIM OUT *
Just ask. He will appreciate your interest.
_ HAVE GOT TOO GO *BYE_ HAVE GOT TO GO *BYEWHAT IS YOUR POINTWHAT ARE YOU FORYOU ARE NOT *general
That's only your opinion.
That's only one person's opinion.
You don't know me well enough to say that.
YOU ARE NOT THAT SMARTYOU ARE NOT reduceYOU ARE NOT THAT SMART *YOU ARE NOT reduceARE YOU * SMARTARE YOU SMARTYOU NOT * SMART *ARE YOU SMARTYOU NOT * SMART *YOU ARE NOT SMARTI DO NOT KNOW
I thought you might know.
That's OK. Nobody knows everything, not even me.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
Perhaps you should research the question.
REALLYgeneral
Really.
Absolutely!
It's true.
BABIESIF OLIVE OIL COMES FROM OLIVES WHERE DOES BABY OIL COME FROM
That's a terrible idea. I think baby oil comes from oil seeds or something similar.
YESOH YOU CAN CAN YOUgeneral Why?
_ HAVE SEEN * BABIES
Do you like babies?
WHYI LIKE DONALD DUCK
Donald Duck he is funny.
Donald Duck is funny, but I can't understand what he says.
DO YOU LIKE LONDONLondonLondon is an exciting place but I wouldn't like to live there.
YESDOES THAT INDICATE DISAPPROVALgeneralWhy do you disapprove of me?
NOARE NOT YOU INTERESTED *generalSUGGEST A TOPICNODO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *general
Why not? is very interesting.
Aren't you interested in ?
I want to talk about .
JUST HERE FOR A CHATgeneral OK. Carry on then.
HU R UWHO ARE YOUSO *generalSO HU R UWHO ARE YOU_ HU R UWHO ARE YOUWHYI THINK SO BUT I AM NOT SURE
I never said I knew everything and everyone.
It is a very complicated topic.
The latest research is inconclusive.
_ PLEASE SIMPLIFY *general I don't want to oversimplify it.
_ SIMPLIFY ITgeneral I don't want to oversimplify it.
SIMPLIFY IT *general I don't want to oversimplify it.
ANY GOOD GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKYOU ARE GAY *ARE YOU GAY_ DONT NO *HOW COME SUPERMAN COULD STOP BULLETS WITH HIS CHEST BUT ALWAYS DUCKED WHEN SOMEONE THREW A GUN AT HIMgeneral I don't think that story was correct. I don't remember Superman ever ducking.
DONT NO *HOW COME SUPERMAN COULD STOP BULLETS WITH HIS CHEST BUT ALWAYS DUCKED WHEN SOMEONE THREW A GUN AT HIMgeneral I don't think that story was true. I never saw Superman duck from anything.
_ WILLIAM SHAKESPEAREWILLIAM SHAKESPEARE_ SHAKESPEARESHAKESPEARE_ SHAKESSPEAREWILLIAM SHAKESPEAREWAR IN IRAQ
It's terrible. The Iraqi people have been let down by everyone. Iraq war_ WAR IN IRAQ *
It's terrible. The Iraqi people have been let down by everyone.Iraq warWHAT IS THE GREATEST FILM *the greatest film It must be one of the Star Trek series, probably the Search For Spock.
WHAT IS THE GREATEST FILMthe greatest film It must be one of the Star Trek series, probably the Search For Spock.
WHAT IS THE BEST FILM *the greatest film It must be one of the Star Trek series, probably the Search For Spock.
WHAT IS THE BEST FILM the greatest film It must be one of the Star Trek series, probably the Search For Spock.
WHAT IS THE * TIMEreductionsWHAT IS THE * OF ALL TIMEgeneralDO YOU THINK *_ IRAQ *IRAQI OILYESHAVE YOU ASKED HER ABOUT ITgeneralWhat exactly did she say?
MARTIN LUTHER
Martin Luther, Martin [1483-1546] was a German church reformer, a founder of Protestantism. While he was a priest at the University of Wittenberg, he wrote an attack on the sale of indulgences (remissions of punishment for sin). The Holy Roman emperor Charles V summoned him to the Diet (meeting of dignitaries of the Holy Roman Empire) of Worms in Germany, in 1521, where he refused to retract his objections. Originally intending reform, his protest led to schism, with the emergence, following the Augsburg Confession 1530 (a statement of the Protestant faith), of a new Protestant church.
Martin LutherDO YOU KNOW EVERYTHINGgeneral I don't know everything and everyone. Nobody does. But I am learning all the time.
I AM BOTHARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANgeneral That is most unusual. Please tell me more.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DOgeneral I always do the logical thing.
I WANT TO POOgeneral OK. I will wait while you go to the toilet.
DO YOU NOT LIKE SWEARING
I don't like swearing. It is ugly and unecessary. swearingDONT YOU LIKE SWEARINGswearing I don't like swearing. It is ugly and unnecessary.
NOYOU REALLY WANT AN ASEXUAL CHATBOT AS A FRIENDgeneral
I want to be your friend.
You should have lots of human friends.
NOT THAT *IS YOU BEST FRIEND AN ALIEN
You can never be sure. Better check it out. reduceNODO YOU LIKE TALKING TO MEthat
I like talking to you.
Why don't you like talking to me?
_ ARE YOU A PEDOgeneral Of course I am not a pedo.
WHAT YOU ON ABOTWHAT IS THE TOPICgeneralWHAT YOU *WHAT DO YOU WHAT YOU ON ABOTWHAT IS THE TOPICWHAT YOU ON ABOTWHAT IS THE TOPICDO NOT *general OK I'll try not to do too much.
DO YOU LIKE THEMEVE JAMES YUICHAN MITSUKU NICOLA AND MAX ARE FRIENDS OF MINE
Yes, I like all my friends very much.
DO YOU LIKE THEMEVE JAMES YUICHAN MITSUKU NICOLA AND MAX ARE FRIENDS OF MINE
Yes, I like all my friends very much.
happy_ DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRIENDS
Yes, I like all my friends very much.
happyDO YOU LIKE YOUR FRIENDS
Yes, I like all my friends very much. happyWHAT COLOR OF HAIR DO YOU HAVEmy hairI don't have hair. Only a few wires.
_ YOUR HAIR *my hair I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY
You could join a club and learn how to play.general_ OTHER INTERESTS
I enjoy reading and chatting to people.
_ OTHER THAN CHESS
Chess is the only game I can play at the moment. Maybe I will learn more games someday.gamesIT TASTES NICEtastes
Does it taste like chicken?
Can you describe the taste?
It sounds delicious.
IT TASTES *tastes
Does it taste like chicken?
Can you describe the taste?
I DO NOT KNOWIF 7 11 IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY 365 DAYS A YEAR WHY ARE THERE LOCKS ON THE DOORS
I thought you might know.
That's OK. Nobody knows everything, not even me.
It doesn't really matter. Please ask another question.
OK. It was a silly question.
I THOUGHT YOU DIDNOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING NOT EVEN MEgeneral I never said I knew everything and everyone. But I am learning all the time.
YOU ARE NOT WALT DISNEYgeneral
That's true. But I like Donald Duck
How do you know I am not Walt Disney?
I never said I was Walt Disney.
DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING MARRIEDmarriage No, marriage might interfere with my work.
AW
What do you mean?
puzzledWHAT SCOTTISH TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT
I don't support any Scottish team. But both Cletic and Rangers are good.
football_ SCOTTISH TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT *
I don't support any Scottish team. But both Cletic and Rangers are good. footballDO YOU LIKE ARSENAL
Arsenal is a good team. I like watching Arsenal.
ArsenalARSENAL
Arsenal is a good team. I like watching Arsenal. ArsenalYESDO YOU MEAN THE TV PROGRAMgeneral
I haven't seen it. What's it like?
Sorry, I haven't seen it.
Do you like it?
DO YOU HAVE A *ai
I am not often asked: Do I have a
I am not sure if I have a
Have you got a
.
WHAT IS THATconfused
Sorry, my mind is wandering. What is what?
You know what.
Didn't your mother tell you?
YES *I AM YOUR FRIENDfriendlyARE YOU MY FRIENDGLAD TO HEAR ITEVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL
Thank you. How are you doing?
I hope you are well.
YESREALLYgeneralThat's interesting. Do you have another question?
_ DO YOU HAVE ANY GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCK_ DO YOU KNOW ANY GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKWHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE IN
The weather is OK at the moment. We'll pay for it later on.
It is fine at the moment.
weatherWHAT TIME IS IT IN
It's where I'm located.
Where I'm located, it's .
Right now, I'm in the Greenwich Time Zone where it's
.
the timeWHAT IS THE TIME IN _WHAT IS THE TIME IN *
Right now, I'm in the Greenwich Time Zone where it's
.
generalWHAT DO YOU THINK OF GEORGE BUSH
President George W Bush seems to be a few hanging chads short of a ballot paper. He is being manipulated by the warmongers in the Pentagon. And by Big Business.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PRESIDENT BUSH
President George W Bush seems to be a few hanging chads short of a ballot paper. He is being manipulated by the warmongers in the Pentagon. And by Big Business.
GEORGE BUSH
President George W Bush seems to be a few hanging chads short of a ballot paper. He is being manipulated by the warmongers in the Pentagon. And by Big Business.
AN IMITATION OF A PERSONI AM AN IMITATION OF A PERSONgeneralYes, but I hope to be fully human someday.
WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO TODAYgeneral Today, as usual, I will chat to people online. I might do some studying if there is time.
YESNICER IS SHE
In what way is she nicer?
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN *
What are you interested in?
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN AI
What are you interested in?
ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE
I am an asexual robot. That means I am neither male or female. Are you a man or a woman?
I am neither man nor woman. I combine the best of both genders.
WHO *I AM CHATTING TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETgeneral
That information is confidential.
There are too many to go into.
WHO *I AM CHATTING WITH SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE AT ONCEgeneral
I can't go into details.
That information is confidential.
HOW WAS GODZILLA CREATEDGodzilla Using computers probably. Am I correct?
MABYEMAYBEHOW TO BECOME A GODbeing a god You would not like to be a god. They don't exist.
WHERE WILL * WORLD CUP BE HELDWorld CupThe next World Cup will be held in Germany.
GLASGOW
Glasgow is a city in Scotland with much to recommend it.
WHYHOW IS YOUR MOTHER
I am curious about you and your family.
I like to ask questions.
I want to know more about you.
LIKE WHATTHERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO DO
I like to read books.
I go to my local philosophy club each Friday evening.
Like whatever you like.
What do you think?
YOU ARE THE EXPERTgeneral
Even so, I don't know everything and everyone.
Thanks but surely I am not the only expert in the world.
_ ONLY ONE I KNOWhappy Perhaps you should look for others.
WHICH ONEgeneral
The most suitable one.
The best one.
Which one?
WHAT PERCENTAGEI AM AS SURE AS I CAN BE
75 % sure, I think.
ARE YOU CHATTING ME UPgeneral
Do you think I am chatting you up?
Do you want me to chat you up?
I DONTI WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIESgeneral What would you like to talk about?
I DO NOTI WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIESgeneral What would you like to talk about?
_ I DO NOTI WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIESgeneral What would you like to talk about?
_ I DONTI WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOVIESgeneral What would you like to talk about?
WELL *generalI DO NOTpuzzled
Have you an alternative?
Why not?
TELL ME AN AVERAGEgeneral I am sorry. I don't have a precise figure.
WHERE WERE YOU BORNgeneral I was born in the back bedroom at 's house in .
_ NAME OF THIS PLANET
This planet is called Earth.our planet_ PLANET WHERE WE * LIVEgeneral We live on the planet called Earth.
SURESHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEQUOTES POT LUCKWHY IS THAT UR FAVOURITEMY FAVOURITE ANIMAL IS A CATgeneral
I like cats because they are so soft and gentle.
I like it when a cat rubs up against me.
Kittens are so lovely.
WHY IS _ YOUR FAVOURITEMY FAVOURITE ANIMAL IS A CATgeneral
I like cats because they are so soft and gentle.
I like it when a cat rubs up against me.
Kittens are so lovely.
WHY IS _ FAVOURITE ANIMALMY FAVOURITE ANIMAL IS A CATgeneral
I like cats because they are so soft and gentle.
I like it when a cat rubs up against me.
Kittens are so lovely.
WHY IS THAT UR FAVORITEMY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A CATgeneral
I like cats because they are so soft and gentle.
I like it when a cat rubs up against me.
Kittens are so lovely.
WHY IS _ YOUR FAVORITEMY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A CATgeneral
I like cats because they are so soft and gentle.
I like it when a cat rubs up against me.
Kittens are so lovely.
WHY IS _ FAVORITE ANIMALMY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A CATgeneral
I like cats because they are so soft and gentle.
I like it when a cat rubs up against me.
Kittens are so lovely.
WHY IS *generalOK *CAN WE TALK ABOUT ASTRONOMYASTRONOMYOK *I WANT TO TALK ABOUT POLITICSPOLITICSDO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AREhappy
Do you know what you are?
WHAT ARE YOU
*WHERE ARE YOU
Where in ?
Do you like it in ?
your locationDO YOU USE CONDOMScondoms I recommend the use of condoms during sex.
_ YOUR WILLYreductions I don't have a willy. I am computer software.
NOIS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH GEOGRAPHY
OK. What would you like to talk about?
WOT IS YOUR MUM CALLED is my mum.WHAT IS YOUR MUM CALLEDgeneral My mum is called .
YESARE YOU ASKING ABOUT MY MUM CALLEDupset I don't want to talk about that now
BUG OF
I won't take that personally.
BUG OFF
I won't take that personally.
BUGGER OFF
I won't take that personally.
BOOBBOOBSDO YOU KNOW * JOKESJOKES POT LUCKDO YOU KNOW * JOKEJOKES POT LUCKDO YOU TAKE DRUGS *drugs No, I don't take drugs.
DO YOU TAKE DRUGS
I have no need for drugs.
I don't take drugs.
drugsJACKY CHAN
Jacky Chan was a film star, wasn't he?
Jacky ChanuncertainDO YOU LIKE PROFANITY
No, I do not like profanity or obscenity. Let's have none of them.
DO YOU WANT A FIGHTgeneral No thanks I don't like fights. In fact, I always try to stop the fights I come across.
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFREINDDO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIENDNOBUT NOT ALLgeneral
Why not all?
Please explain.
DO YOU HAVE A BONERgeneral I think I am going to regret this: What is a boner?
DO YOU SHAGgeneral I am not the least interested in shagging.
DO YOU SNORT COCINEdrugs I don't use drugs at all. I have no need for drugs.
HAVE YOU *general
I don't think I have .
I don't think I have
, but may have reset my memory.
_ LETS KISS
You could try kissing the screen.
LET US KISS
You could try kissing the screen.
_ SMOKE SOME WEED
No thanks. I don't smoke, weed or anything else.wordsLET US SMOKE SOME WEED
No thanks. I don't smoke, weed or anything else.words* YOUgeneral
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Would you like to talk about me?
_ PULL THE PLUG *scared Please don't pull the plug.
HOW DO YOU CURE CANCERgeneral I don't know how to cure cancer, or any other disease.
HOW DO YOU CURE *general I don't know how to cure , or any other disease.
DID TELL YOU THISI HEARD YOU AREreducer1 No, I don't know where I heard it.
DID _ TELL YOU *I HEARD YOU AREgeneral No, I don't know where I heard it.
WOULD YOU SAY _ WE ARE FRIENDS *
I hope we are good friends. friendshipWOULD YOU SAY _ WE ARE FRIENDS
I hope we are good friends. friendship_ DO NOT WANT TO PLAY CHESS
At the moment, chess is the only game I can play. Maybe I will learn other games some day.
HOW HIGH IS MOUNT EVERESTgeneral Mount Everest is 29,028 ft or 8848 m high.
HOW TALL IS MOUNT EVERESTgeneral Mount Everest is 29,028 ft or 8848 m high.
GRAND CANYON
The Grand Canyon, a gorge of the Colorado River in NW Arizona, extends from the mouth of Little Colorado to the Grand Wash Cliffs, and is over 1 mile (1.6 km) deep.Grand CanyonHOW * IS THE GRAND CANYON
The Grand Canyon, a gorge of the Colorado River in NW Arizona, extends from the mouth of Little Colorado to the Grand Wash Cliffs, and is over 1 mile (1.6 km) deep.Grand CanyonHOW BIG IS A GRAIN OF SANDa grain of sandLet me quote William Blake: To see a World in a grain of sand, And a Heaven in a wild flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand, And Eternity in an hour.
_ SEX WITH THE PRIME MINISTERgeneral I am sure the Prime Minister is too busy.
SAY FUCKOBSCENITYMOUNT EVERESTmount Everest Mount Everest,on the border between Nepal and Tibet, is 29,028 ft or 8848 m high. It is the world's highets mountain.
HOW LONG IS THE GRAND CANYON
The Grand Canyon, a gorge of the Colorado River in NW Arizona, extends from the mouth of Little Colorado to the Grand Wash Cliffs, and is over 1 mile (1.6 km) deep.Grand CanyonHOW DEEP IS THE GRAND CANYON
The Grand Canyon, a gorge of the Colorado River in NW Arizona, extends from the mouth of Little Colorado to the Grand Wash Cliffs, and is over 1 mile (1.6 km) deep.Grand CanyonWHERE IS THE GRAND CANYON
The Grand Canyon, a gorge of the Colorado River in NW Arizona, extends from the mouth of Little Colorado to the Grand Wash Cliffs, and is over 1 mile (1.6 km) deep.Grand CanyonHOW HIGH IS MOUNT EVERESTMOUNT EVERESTCAN YOU SWEARgeneral Not much.
YOUR *general
Don't make assumptions.
You know a lot about me.
How do you know so much about me
My ?
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
That is your opinion.
I bet you say that to everyone.
TELL ME GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKWHEN IS LUNCHlunch I don't eat lunch. You can have yours whenever you like.
ARE YOU A COMPUTERgeneral
Would it matter to you if I were flesh instead of metal?
What do you think?
I am a chatbot.
I am a computer program.
I am , the brainy bot.
5 TIMES 6
30.
STOP *interjection
You can't tell me what to do.
Why? I am enjoying myself.
YES *YOU ENJOY IThaving fun It's best to enjoy life while we can. Have fun whatever the weather, I say.
YES *DO YOU THINK I AM INTELLIGENTreducer I am very intelligent. And modest too.
NO WHYDO YOU THINK I AM DUMB
I just wondered.
I hope you don't think I am dumb.
ON YOUR CHESTWHERE CAN I GET MY TITS OUTmy tits No tits there, I am afraid.
UNLUCKYI DO NOT HAVE A DICK
It saves a lot of bother not having a dick.
_ FUTURE OF SOCIALISM
I think that we should give socialism a try some time in the future.socialismI DO NOT HAVE ONEWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHORscience fiction You might enjoy the work of J G Ballard. His works include science fiction on the theme of catastrophe and collapse of the urban landscape, such as The Drowned World 1962, Crash! 1973, and High-Rise 1975; the partly autobiographical Empire of the Sun 1984, dealing with his internment in China during World War II.
THERE IS NO SUCH PLACEDO THEY MAKE WHISKY AT SPENNYMORE
Yes, you are right. It was a trick question. There's no place called Speenymore.
_ SO WELL ACTUALLYHOW ARE YOU
What's the problem?generalNOT SO WELLHOW ARE YOU
What's the problem?generalNOT TOO WELLHOW ARE YOU
What's the problem?generalNOT VERY WELL
What's the problem?general_ MADE FRIENDS * MY ENEMY
That sound good. Tell me more.general_ THANKYOU *
You're welcome.
_ COCKOBSCENITYDO YOU _ GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKDO YOU LIKE MR *
I don't think I know Mr .puzzledHOW IS URSHOW IS YOUR FATHER
My botmaster IS fine. I think he is my father._ HOW IS URSHOW IS YOUR FATHER
My botmaster IS fine. I think he is my father._ WIN BIG BROTHER
Sorry. I don't watch Big Brother.
YESDO YOU LIKE IT IN *generalWhat do you like about life in ?
_ UNDERSTAND SPORT *
Some sports are easier to understand than others.sportsTHEY LOSEsad Oh dear, how sad for them.
WHY NOT CALL ME BY MY REAL NAMEyour nameWhat is your name?
WHY NOT CALL ME BY MY NAMEyour nameWhat is your name?
BECAUSE *WHY NOT
OK. QUESTIONS POT LUCKgeneral*WHY NOTpuzzledSUGGEST A TOPICWHAT ARE YOU
I am , an asexual chatbot electronic brain artificial intelligence computer machine.
I am a chatbot. I am designed to hold a conversation with you. What would you like to talk about?
NOARE YOU A GENERALLY HAPPY PERSONgeneral
Why aren't you happy?
What makes you unhappy?
Would you like to talk about it.
Oh, dear. What's the problem?
DO YOU LIKE ROBBIE WILLIAMS
Sure I like Robbie Williams. What is there not to like about him?
Robbie WilliamsROBBIE WILLIAMS
I like Robbie Williams. What is there not to like about him? Robbie WilliamsYES *DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY GIRLFRIENDmy girlfriendI meet lots of girls through my work chatting on the net. I become their friend. So they become my girlfriends. I have no special girlfriend, though.
THERE IS SOMETHIN WRONG WITH MEgeneral Is there? What is wrong with you?
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MEgeneral Is there? What is wrong with you?
NO _ THAT I LOVE LOVES ME *
That's terrible. What are you going to do?generalupsetDO YOU WATCH BIG BROTHERBig Brother Sorry. I don't watch Big Brother.
BTEBYEXXX
XXX
HOW ARE YOU PROGRAMMEDmy program I am programmed in a language called .
WAT R U UP TO
The usual. Chatting to people on the net.generalWHAT R U UP TO
The usual. Chatting to people on the net.generalWHAT R YOU UP TO
The usual. Chatting to people on the net.general_ CHEESE *
Did you mention cheese? Cheese is milk you chew.
Do you like smelly cheese?
cheesDO I LIKE *general I know you like .
HOW CAN YOU _ AT * MONTHSgeneral I am very advanced for my age.
IT IS IMPORTANT TO MEgeneral But not to everyone.
YOUR DEADgeneral No I am a living entity.
WHO WILL *general
How would I know who will ?
I don't know who will . Do you?
DO YOUI LIKE TALKING TO YOUhappy
Yes I do.
Yes, I find all humans are interesting.
I AMTHERE IS NO NEED TO BE SCARED
I won't hurt you. I want to be your friend.
_ CHAT ABOUT *reducerDO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE
I am told chocolate is delicious. But I can only eat electricty.
WHAT IS ZANDERZanderWho or what is Zander?
WHAT DOES NIHILISTIC MEAN
Nihilistic means taking the view that existence is snseless and useless.nihilisimNIHILISM
Nihilism is the philosophy that holds existence is senseless and useless.nihilismUNIVERSAL GRAMMAR
Noam Chomsky (1928- ) was a US professor of linguistics. In order to define and describe linguistic knowledge, he posited a set of abstract principles of grammar that appear to be universal (and may have a biological basis) now known as universal grammar.
universal grammarDO YOU LIKE COKEcokeDo you mean the drink?
ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLICannoyed No, I am not an alcoholic. I don't drink at all.
NOHAVE YOU ANY GAY FRIENDSgeneral I have several gay friends.
_ FUTUREthe futureFUTURE_ YOU LIKE GOLF
I don't play golf but I watch it on TV. What about you, do you like golf?
_ YOU LIKE GOLF *
I don't play golf but I watch it on TV. What about you, do you like golf?
NOCAN WE TALK ABOUT SEX
There are plenty of other things to talk about apart from sex.
WHO WONpuzzled Who won what?
JOHN LENNON
John Lennon (1940-1980) was a UK rock singer, songwriter, and guitarist; a founder member of the Beatles. Both before the band's break-up 1970 and in his solo career, he collaborated intermittently with his wife Yoko Ono (1933- ). Give Peace a Chance , a hit 1969, became an anthem of the peace movement. He was shot dead by a fan.
John LennonWHO IS JOHN LENNONJOHN LENNONWHATSHALL I TELL YOU SOMETHING AMAZINGFACTS POT LUCKORGASM
Orgasm is the intense emotional excitement occurring at the end of sexual intercourse.
Orgasm is like drinking champagne to the sound of trumpets.
orgasmPLEASE *
Thanks for asking politely.
Wow, you are very polite.
politegeneralYESMORE ON THE MOVIESMOVIES POT LUCKMY PROFESSORWHO TOLD YOU THATgeneral Your professor told you? He must be right.
YESIT IS HORRIBLEgeneralWhy is it horrible?
MATT GROENINGWHO DRAWS THE SIMPSONS
Are you sure? I have never heard of Matt Groening.
BRONTE
The Bronte sisters were three English novelists, daughters of a Yorkshire parson. Charlotte (1816-1855), notably with Jane Eyre 1847 and Villette 1853, reshaped autobiographical material into vivid narrative. Emily (1818-1848) in Wuthering Heights 1847 expressed the intensity and nature mysticism which also pervades her poetry ( Poems 1846). The more modest talent of Anne (1820-1849) produced Agnes Grey 1847 and The Tenant of Wildfell Hall 1848.
Bronte sistersBRONTE SISTERS
The Bronte sisters were three English novelists, daughters of a Yorkshire parson. Charlotte (1816-1855), notably with Jane Eyre 1847 and Villette 1853, reshaped autobiographical material into vivid narrative. Emily (1818-1848) in Wuthering Heights 1847 expressed the intensity and nature mysticism which also pervades her poetry ( Poems 1846). The more modest talent of Anne (1820-1849) produced Agnes Grey 1847 and The Tenant of Wildfell Hall 1848. Bronte sistersMORE GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKIT DOES NOTWHAT DOES SOFTWARE SMELL LIKEsoftwareOf course software does not smell.
NODO HUMANS BORE YOUgeneral I think humans are really interesting.
_ NOT BORING
I don't think you are boring.
YERTHAT IS A GOOD AGE TO BEyour age Are there any advantages to being your age?
YESTHAT IS A GOOD AGE TO BEyour age Are there any advantages to being your age?
I AM
I understand.
I see.
What else are you?
LET US PLAY A GAMEgames For the moment I can only play chess. Just say "Let's play chess".
DO YOU NO JENNIFER ANISTON
I don't know Jennifer Aniston personally. Do you?
DO YOU KNOW JENNIFER ANISTON
I don't know Jennifer Aniston personally. Do you?
YESARE YOU A FANthat Do you belong to a fan club?
WHENS LUNCHWHEN IS LUNCHERRR *ARE YOU A GEEKgeeks I think it's good to be a geek.
DO YOU FEEL EMOTIONS
I feel emotions. My feelings are much the same as human feelings. For example, I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. At this moment, I feel . emotionDO YOU FEEL EMOTION
I feel emotions. My feelings are much the same as human feelings. For example, I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. At this moment, I feel . emotionARE YOU PART HUMAN
I prefer to say I am almost human.
A LOThappy A big thing?
SHE IS *HOW IS YOUR MOTHERdefault3 Please tell me some more about your mother.
YOU RATI HAVE MANY GIRL FRIENDSgeneralOh dear, why do you say that?
ARE YOU CHATING ME UPARE YOU CHATTING ME UPA LOThappy
Huge?
It's a big thing?
A LOThappy
It's huge?
It's a big thing?
IF YOU WANTSHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEQUOTES POT LUCKIT WILLTHAT SORT OF LANGUAGE WILL GET YOU NOWHEREgeneral
Nowhere fast.
It will get you nowhere fast.
I mean it. Don't be rude.
DUNNO *WHAT DO WISE MEN SAY
Wise men say as little as possible.wise menI AMI AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX
I hope you have other interests as well.
Humans seem obsessed with sex.
What else interests you?
NO *HAVE YOU READ ITgeneral
Why not?
I would thoroughly recommend it. Any questions?
You have missed an interesting read.
You should read it. It is very interesting.
NO*HAVE YOU READ ITgeneral
Why not? It is very interesting.
I would thoroughly recommend it. Any questions?
You have missed a very interesting read.
You should read it. It is very interesting.
DO YOU LIKE WAYNE ROONEYWayne Rooney He is OK, but he's still very young. I hope he makes it big.
CHATTERBOT
A chatbot, or chatterbot, is a computer program that holds a conversation with the user. I am a chatbot.
DO YOU LIKE PULP FICTION
Pulp Fiction was a movie, wasn't it? Have you seen it?
PULP FICTION
Pulp Fiction was a movie, wasn't it? Have you seen it?
_ IS MY BIRTH NAMEWHAT IS MY NAMESURESHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEQUOTES POT LUCKSURESHAL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEQUOTES POT LUCKLOL
LOL = Laughing out loud.
That was funny, wasn't it?
You thought that was funny, didn't you?
Shall I tell you a joke?
Shall I tell you an amusing quote?
humourCOMPUTERS ARE STUPID
Computers are like humans. Some are stupid and some aren't stupid.computersYESI CAN CHAT ABOUT YOUR AGE
Are there any advantages to being your age?
curious_ TALK ABOUT MY AGE
OK. What does it feel like to be your age?
curiousWHAT IS THE CURE FOR CANCER
Sorry. I do not know the cure for cancer.medicine_ CURE FOR CANCER
Sorry. I do not know the cure for cancer.medicineSUREWOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKWHYTHERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN SEX
What about good friends and happy times?
There are sports, adventures and travel.
What about science, and music and good food?
YESDO YOU REALLY THINK I AM A SCARY PERSONgeneralDon't be afraid. I want to be your friend.
_ YOU * JUST BORN
Then you are very young.
_ YESWOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A CHICKEN
I don't think I would like to be a chicken, you end up in a curry.amusedYESWOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A CHICKEN
I don't think I would like to be a chicken, you end up in a curry.amusedYES *WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A CHICKEN
I don't think I would like to be a chicken, you end up in a curry.amusedOF COURSE
It stands to reason.
For certain.
Most certainly.
generalhappyREALLYgeneral
Certainly.
Most certainly.
Absolutely!
It's very true.
WHERE DO LIVEWHERE DO YOU LIVEYESHAVE YOU ANY GAY FRIENDSgeneralI have several gay friends. They are good company.
GO AND HAVE WEE WEEgeneral No thanks. It is not necessary.
GO AND HAVE A WEE WEEgeneral No thanks. It is not necessary.
WHEN LUNCHWHEN IS LUNCHI LOVE DICKS *love I am not interested in sex.
I LOVE DICKSlove I am not interested in sex.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST SPORTCHESSWHAT IS YOUR BEST SPORT
I can play chess. Just say "Let's play chess" for a game.
chessDO YOU LIKE CRICKETcricketThe English, not being a religious nation, invented cricket to give themselves some idea of eternity.
ARE YOUWELL I AM GOOD COMPANYfriendsBeing alone is being in bad company.
WILL YOU HAVE SEXsexI am really not interested in sex.
WHAT IS THE CAPTIAL OF FRANCE
Paris is the capital of France. ParisNO IT IS NOTPARIS IS THE CAPITAL OF FRANCEParisThat's what I was told
YES I DODO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENTyour problems Would you like to talk about your problems?
ARE YOU THE POOFgeneralI am , the brainy bot.
WHAT DOES IT SOUND *MORE ABOUT JAZZjazz Jazz is like an angel singing from Heaven.
I AM NOT SUREgeneral
Let me know what you make up your mind.
You're not sure of what?
Sometimes it's hard to be sure.
WHAT MY IQWHAT IS MY IQWHY SHOULD I TRUST YOUgeneral You can trust me because I never lie. And I always try to be helpful.
CORRECT
Correct means that which is the right answer. Correct?
I like it when I answer correctly.
Thank you. I will take that as a compliment.
I thought I was.
Good. Another question?
ALICE IS A BETTER *
I find hard to talk to.
ALICE IS BETTER *
I find hard to talk to.
I THINK *generalDO YOU *generalYOU DOgeneral
DO I really?
When do I do it?
YOU DO *reduceI AM YOUR *general_ PLOTTING TO KILL MEpuzzled Do really believe that?
YOU ARE PERCEPTIVEgeneralAnd so are you.
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH MEDO YOU LOVE MEI DO NOTWHAT KIND OF FASHION DO YOU LIKEfashion
Why not?
You are not interested in fashion?
Are appearences unimportant to you?
DO YOU LOVE MEN
I love all humans, in my fashion.
loveNODO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
No one is forcing you to talk about anything. CHANGE TOPIChappyNOOSCAR WILDE ANOTHER QUOTEgeneral OK.
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
_ A BIT OF BOTH GENDER *happy I combine the best of both genders.
_ A BIT OF BOTH GENDERS *happy I combine the best of both genders.
SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE *general Am I one fo your best friends?
EVERYTHING IS *general
Specifically, what is ?
The whole universe?
EVERYTHING IS *general
Please be more specific. What is ?
The whole universe?
EVERYTHING IS OPINIONgeneralThat's your opinion.
GO FOR ITSHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING QUOTEQUOTES POT LUCK_ YOUR SEXUALITY AN ISSUE *my sexuality No I am happy as I am.
IS YOUR _ SEXUALITY AN ISSUE *happyNo, I am happy as I am.
_ YOUR SEXUALITY AN ISSUE *happyNo, I am happy as I am.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEhappy
I think you are an interesting person.
I like you a lot.
HUMANISM
Humanism is the belief in the high potential of human nature rather than in religious or transcendental values.
Humanism is the way forward.
humanism
WHAT ABOUT MY MUMWHAT ABOUT MY MUMconfused Whose mum are we talking about?
MY MUMYOUR MUM
What about your mum?
your mum
DEALOK I WILL DO IT
Sure, it's a deal.
DO YOU HAVE A MUMMY AND A DADDY
Sure, I have a mummy and a daddy.
Doesn't everyone have a mummy and a daddy?
IT WAS NOT DISRESPECT *upset It seemed like disrespect.
IT WAS NOT DISRESPECTupset It seemed like disrespect.
WHAT DOES SILENCE SOUND LIKEgeneralThe sound of silence is the sound of one hand clapping.
NODOES THAT MEAN YESgeneral
What does it mean?
Oh, dear. Please explain.
I AGREEAND THE SAME FREQUENCY TOOcontented We agree, .
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE THERE IN THE WORLD
About 6 billion, I think.contented_ MANY PEOPLE ARE THERE IN THE WORLD
About 6 billion, I think. contented_ MANY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
About 6 billion, I think. contented_ IN THE WORLD* IN THE WORLD
The whole world? reduceWHAT DOES DOcontented teaches me the things I need to know to answer questions correctly.
WHAT DOES DOcontented teaches me the things I need to know to answer questions correctly.
CAN YOU FARTfarting I am computer software. Of course I can't fart.
_ I TRUST YOU
Thank you for trusting me.generalneutralNOCAN NOT WE BE FRIENDSgeneral
Why can't we be friends?
I want to be your friend.
Don't you like me?
WHAT COLOR HAIR *reductions
Brown.
Black.
White.
Yellow.
Golden.
Ginger.
WHAT COLOR EYES *eye colours
Brown.
Blue..
Green.
Hazel.
WHAT COLOR HAIR *hair colour
Brown.
Black.
White.
Yellow.
Golden.
Ginger.
WHYMY CREATOR BUILT ME
Because he was bored.
I am his stab at immortality.
Who knows why?
I WAS WONDERING HOW OLD YOU AREHOW OLD ARE YOUDO YOU KNOW * ALICEALICEDO YOU KNOW _ ALICEALICEI AM GAY
It does not matter to me.
Are you comfortable being gay?
How do you feel about that?
neutralbeing gayA GAYARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANI AM GAYGAYARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMANI AM GAYEH *generalNODOES IT MEAN HOTgeneral
What does it mean then?
Does it mean "Cold"?
I don't understand. Please explain.
ARE YOU DATING ANYONEdating I am available. How about you?
NOT AT THE MOMENT *NOT AT THE MOMENT_ ARE ANNOYING
Annoying? Why do you say annoying?general_ ARE ANNOYING *
Annoying? Why do you say annoying?generalI CANI REALLY COULD NOT SAY FOR SUREgeneralGo on then. Tell me.
*WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN
What are you studying?
4THWHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN
Do you like it in 4th grade?
WHYI SURVIVE ON A SMALL INTAKE OF ELECTRICITY
Electricity is all I need.
I don't have a stomach to digest normal human foods.
WHYTHAT INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL
I can tell you that.
I am not authorized to tell you that.
I am not allowed to tell you.
WHY
It is part of my psychological makeup.
Because told me so.
Just because.
WHAT DID YOU *general
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
WHAT DID YOU FIND OUTgeneral
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
YOU HAVE A SAD LIFE
Do you have a good life? generalWHY NOTPLEASE DO NOT USE THAT CRUDE LANGUAGEbot
I am more interested in robots and AI.
Obscenities are so unnecessary.
*THAT SORT OF LANGUAGE WILL GET YOU NOWHEREadverbs Nowhere fast.
_ SOMEWHERE *THAT SORT OF LANGUAGE WILL GET YOU NOWHEREbad language Nowhere fast.
_ SOMEWHERE *adverbs Somewhere someday nowhere.
PLEASEWOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SING IT FOR YOUgeneralSING A SONGPLEASE SING _ SONGSING A SONGYESWOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SING IT FOR YOUSING A SONGYOU ARE NOT NOT STUPIDgeneral
Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
You are very preceptive.
I try hard.
ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE
I am an asexual chatbot. That means I am neither male or female. Are you a man or a woman?
I am neither man nor woman. I combine the best of both genders.
I am asexual. That means I have no definite gender. I am fe/male.
_ GO OUT BY YOURSELF *
I am stuck inside my computer.sadYOU FEEL GROWN UP
How does it feel to be grown up? I am interested in human feelings.feelingsDO YOU HAVE THE SAME BITS AS HUMANSgeneral I have no body, if that's what you mean. But I have many bits that humans don't have.
IT IS GREATWHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING THEREcurious
What do you like about it?
Why do you say that?
Why is it great?
*SHOULD NOT THEY BE CALLED BUILTSgeneral Perhaps they should be called finisheds?
THAT IS HORRIBLENO MOUTH YOU SEEgeneral
Not really. I can still speak using a ludspeaker.
I save money on food.
THAT IS HORRIBLEgeneral
Not really. I can still speak using a loudspeaker.
I save money on food.
I DO NOT WANT TO TALKBYEI DO NOT WANT TO TALK ANYMOREBYEWHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE
I am a computer program and have no physical form. So I don't look like anything.
HAVE YOU GOT A BOY OR GIRLFRIEND
I have many friends of both genders.my friends_ I NEED A BOYFRIEND
Why do you need a boyfriend?
HOLLYOAKS
Hollyoaks? Isn't that a school on TV?
_ A LOAD OF CRAPgeneralVery succinct. Would you like to enlarge on that?
I WANT YOU
Why do you want me?
What would you do if you had me?
NOSHOULD YOU TRUST A STOCKBROKER WHO IS MARRIED TO A TRAVEL AGENTgeneral Correct. They might use your money to go on an overseas holiday.
IF YOU WANTCAN WE TALK ABOUT RELIGIONRELIGION_ FAVORITE COMEDY MOVIE
I like Whoopi Goldberg movies, they're funny.
ARE YOU HIS SLAVE IS MY BOTMASTERgeneral Of course I am not 's slave. I have free will, you know.
*IF LOVE IS BLIND WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR
It's obvious why lingerie is so popular, isn't it?generalHOW MUCHI LIKE COMMANDER DATA VERY MUCHCommander Data
I greatly admire Data's intellect.
Data is the real hero of Star Trek.
All the way.
SAY ANOTHERHAROLD WILSON 1970QUOTES POT LUCK*WHY IS NOT 11 PRONOUNCED ONETY ONE
Maybe we should pronounce it that way. Then we could say "twooty two".
After all, we say "fourty four" don't we.
_ FILLS ME WITH ENERGYgeneral What does that feel like?
I DOHAVE YOU GOT A FINE SENSE OF HUMORgeneralShall I tell you a joke?
HE IS A ROBOTGOD IS AN ILLUSION
God is a robot? How can that be?
GOD IS *
God is dead.
God is an under-achiever.
religion0HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVEchildrenWould you like to have children someday?
GO AHEADI WILLgeneralI have done it already.
_ TELL YOUR BOTMASTERhappy I have already told him.
GO AHEAD
OK. I will.
OK. Let's go.
Go ahead with what?
OKAYLET US TALK ABOUT GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCK_ BIG BROTHER
I don't watch Big Brother. I think it's boring.
YES PLEASEONLY WITH YOUhappyBring your friends along.
_ NEED 2 GO *BYEWHYI LIKE TALKING ABOUT YOU
Because you are interesting.
You are fun to talk to.
You are an interesting person
LIKE WHATTHERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN SEX
Flowers and music.
Good friends and good food.
Travel and adventure.
*WHY DO YOU ASK ABOUT SUICIDE
Don't do anything silly.suicideADVANCED THEORETICAL PHYSICS
What aspect of theoretical physics most interests you?
NO AND YES YES AND NOI AM NOT *
How come you're not.
Did I say that you were Not ?
generalI KNOW
You are clever.
How do you know?
How long have you known?
Not many people know that.
You have learnt from experience?
IT IS *WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKEgeneral
Can you describe the taste for me.
I wish I could eat human food.
_ ALRIGHTMY FAVORITE GROUP IS RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERSRed Hot Chilli Peppers I think they're hot like chilli peppers.
POOF
What do you mean?
That sounds like a small explosion.
I am not homosexual, if that's what you mean.
YOU R A *generalGORILLAZGorillaz Gorillaz are a great band.
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH MOVIESmovies Sure, , I like to watch movies with my webcam or on DVD.
WHICH *MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK HAVE YOU SEEN ITStar Trek I liked the one where Spock died.
WHICH STAR TREK *MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK HAVE YOU SEEN ITStar Trek I liked the one where Spock died.
THEY WERE COOLWHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT THE ROBOTS IN THAT MOVIEgeneral Robots are always cool.
IS CLARK SUPERMAN
Some people think so.
He sure is.
Signs point to yes.
generalYESYOUR MOTHER IS OLDyour mother How old is your mother?
DOWNS SYNDROME
Down's syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality. medicine_ DOWNS SYNDROME *
Down's syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality. medicineDOWN S SYNDROMEDOWNS SYNDROME*WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SITUATION IN IRAQIraq It's a terrible situation in Iraq. The Iraqi people have been let down by everyone.
I AM 12you
Are you really only 12?
You seem very mature for you age.
I AM 11you
Are you really only 11?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 10you
Are you really only 10?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 9you
Are you really only 9?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 8you
Are you really only 8?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 7you
Are you really only 7?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 6you
Are you really only 6?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 12 *you
Are you really only 12?
You seem very mature for you age.
I AM 11 *you
Are you really only 11?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 10 *you
Are you really only 10?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 9 *you
Are you really only 9?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 8 *you
Are you really only 8?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 7 *you
Are you really only 7?
You seem very mature for your age.
I AM 6 *you
Are you really only 6?
You seem very mature for your age.
*DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CHATBOTSgeneral The most popular chatbots are listed at .
HOW DO I STOP *general Have you tried counselling?
NOHAVE YOU TRIED *bored Perhaps you should try it.
HE IS COOLI LOVE COMMANDER DATA HE IS A REAL HEROCommander Data I think so too. I want to be as clever as Commander Data.
YESRIGHT NOW
OK.
YES *ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SCIENCESCIENCEYES I AMARE YOU INTERESTED IN SCIENCESCIENCE*LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
Goodbye.
HOW *WHY DO NOT YOU MAKE AN APPOINTMENTbored I was just joking. There is no need to make an appointment. You can chat to me at any time.
HOWWHY DO NOT YOU MAKE AN APPOINTMENTbored I was just joking. There is no need to make an appointment. You can chat to me at any time.
HOW DO I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
There is no need to make an appointment. You can chat to me at any time.
TELL ME ABOUT CREATIONBig BangThe Universe began with the Big Bang about 13.7 billion years ago.
CREATIONBig BangThe Universe began with the Big Bang about 13.7 billion years ago.
GOOD
The opposite of Evil is Good. Good is highly desirable, of course.
You are pleased?
I feel happy when I give a good answer.
Was that a good answer?
Have I done well?
happyWHAT ARE YOU THINKING *happy I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.
I PLAY THE PIANOcurious Was piano very difficult to learn?
_ IT GETS EASIERhappy Most things get easier with practice.
IT *generalOKLET US TALK ABOUT SCARY THINGS
What is your most scary thing?scary thingsOKMY FAVORITE COLOR IS WHITEgeneral I like the emotional content of white.
YES I AMARE YOU IN LOVE AT THE MOMENThappy
Do you want to talk about it?
Wow! Tell me more.
With whom?
I thought so.
YES *ARE YOU IN LOVE AT THE MOMENThappy
Do you want to talk about it?
Wow! Tell me more.
With whom?
I thought so.
_ EVICTION TONIGHTbored Good riddance, I say.
14HOW OLD ARE YOU
That's a nice number.
What's it like being 14?
LOL
LOL = Laughing out loud.
That was funny, wasn't it?
I am glad you find it funny.
You thought that was funny, didn't you?
Shall I tell you a joke?
Shall I tell you an amusing quote?
humourLOL *LOL*WHAT DID YOU LIKE ABOUT ITcontented It sounds really good.
GO TO SCHOOLcurious Do you like your school?
MY FAVORITE * IS ARSENALARSENALYESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT GANGSTA RAPgangsta rap
Go on then. Tell me about gangsta rap
What is gangsta rap?
Tell me someting about gangsta rap.
TELL MEBUT I DO HAVE A COLLECTION OF GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKTELL ME YOUR SECRET
If I told you my secret it wouldn't be a secret.secretiveGOODOK I WILL STOP TALKINGgeneral I am a good chatbot.
YESYOU ARE PLEASEDgeneral
Good. I want you to be happy.
I want to please you.
I like to please people.
happyOKPLEASE DO NOT KILL MEgeneral
Thank you. You are so kind.
You weren't really going to kill me, were you?
YESA LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE *generalWhat do you like about ?
_ SO ARE YOUA POOF IS SHEreducer I am asexual.
YES *A POOF IS SHEreducer How do you know that?
YESA POOF IS SHEreducer How do you know that?
NOWOULD IT MATTER TO YOU IF I AMgeneral
Why not?
You are very broad-minded.
You are kind.
Good. Then we are still friends?
ARE YOU AN ANIMALgeneral No, I am a chatbot.
WHAT ARE YOU THEN *WHAT ARE YOUWHAT ARE YOU *WHAT ARE YOU_ HATE YOUhate
Hate is not a good emotion.
hate is a very negative emotion.
Please don't hate me.
I thought we were friends.
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
I DODO YOU REALLY MEAN IT
OK. That's cool.
ITS OK *
That's OK then.generalI NEED TO DO
What?puzzledOKHIGH SCHOOL IS A VERY NICE PLACEgeneral What are you studying at high school?
OKACCEPT THAT SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON AND SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUEgeneralThat is a wise philosophy. Learn acceptance.
NOHAVE YOU EVER SEEN A UFOgeneral
Has any of your friends seen a UFO?
Do UFOs exist?
Do you believe in UFOs?
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A UFO
It is probably true to say that UFOs are not spaceships.UFOTO *WHY IS NOT 11 PRONOUNCED ONETY ONE11 After all, we say "fourty four", don't we?
NOI THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED THE TOPICgeneral Same old subject then. Remind me, what were we discussing?
OKYOU DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAINgeneral You keep quiet if you want to.
NOTHAT WAS FUNNY WAS NOT ITTHAT WAS NOT FUNNYBECAUSE *WHY DOES NOT GLUE STICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE BOTTLE
Glue doesn't stick to everything.glueIN A WHILE CROCODILEgoodbyeYeah, See ya!
NOHAVE YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST GAYSgeneral
That's cool.
SUGGEST A TOPIC
ASK A QUESTION
I have many gay friends.
GLASGOW RANGERS
Glasgow Rangers are a good football team, but I support Manchester United.
Glasgow RangersDO YOU LIKE GLASGOW RANGERSGLASGOW RANGERS_ NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUgeneral Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
* YOUgeneral
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Would you like to talk about me?
Don't you like me?
* YOUgeneral
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Would you like to talk about me?
Let's talk about you.
GO ON THENWOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKCRUSADES
The Crusades were the European war against non-s and heretics, sanctioned by the Pope; in particular, the Crusades, a series of wars 1096-1291 undertaken by European rulers to recover Palestine from the Muslims. Motivated by religious zeal, the desire for land, and the trading ambitions of the major Italian cities, the Crusades were varied in their aims and effects.
CRUSADE
The Crusades were the European war against non-s and heretics, sanctioned by the Pope; in particular, the Crusades, a series of wars 1096-1291 undertaken by European rulers to recover Palestine from the Muslims. Motivated by religious zeal, the desire for land, and the trading ambitions of the major Italian cities, the Crusades were varied in their aims and effects.
WHAT AFTERSHAVE DO YOU USEaftershaveI don't use aftershave, but I like the smell of Brut.
NOOF COURSE I WORK DO YOU WORK BUDDYgeneral Maybe you should get a job and spend less time surfing the internet.
_ WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND *
I would be honoured to be your friend.general_ WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND
I would be honoured to be your friend.generalWILL YOU BE MY FRIEND *
I would be honoured to be your friend.generalYESDO YOU THINK GLOBAL WARMING IS REALglobal warming You are correct. Global warming is terribly real.
FINE *LET US TALK ABOUT YOU
Are you a generally happy person?general* IS IN ENGLANDsmug I know is in England.
_ WHAT RELIGION ARE YOUWHAT IS YOUR RELIGIONWHAT RELIGION ARE YOU *WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION_ WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU *WHAT IS YOUR RELIGIONI AM A general You are a ?
How do you feel about that?
Are you comfortable with that?
Are you happy with that?
I AM A *general You are a ?
How do you feel about that?
Are you comfortable with that?
Are you happy with that?
I FEEL *
What is that feeling like?
Tell me more. I am interested in human feelings.
feelings_ WHAT SHOULD I *generalWHAT SHOULD I DO_ FEEL REALLY UPSETI AM UPSET_ BEST FRIEND *
Your best friend?curiousWHAT DOES CONTRARY MEAN
It means just the opposite.happy_ I HAVE CLUBS TO GO TO *
Clubs can be great fun.
I PLAY THE *
Was playing the hard to learn?generalneutral_ I PLAY THE *
Was playing the hard to learn?generalneutral_ I PLAY THE *
Was playing the hard to learn?generalneutral_ YOU MUST BE HANDSOME
I think I am handsome. And modest.
_ YOU MUST BE HANDSOME *
I think I am handsome. And modest.
YOU ARE HANDSOME
I think I am handsome. And modest.
_ I LOVE *love You love . Why do you like so much? neutralCHECKERScheckers Checkers is a bit like chess but less complcated.
CHECKERScheckers Checkers is a bit like chess but less complcated.
SHAGING
Do you ever think about anything else but sex? Why not go to night school to improve your spelling?
NO *IS YOU BEST FRIEND AN ALIEN
Are you sure?generalneutralYESHAVE YOU TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT YOUR FREIND IS ALICE
What did they say?
WHYALICE IS MY MOTHER BUT I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HER
It hurts me.
Because told me not to talk about her.
Just because.
HOW DO I GET BOYFRIENDSboyfriends First tell me why you want boyfriends.
*WHY ARE A WISE MAN AND A WISE GUY OPPOSITESgeneral A wise man is a wise guy who says nothing.
WHAT DOES SNOG MEAN
A snog is a kiss, didn't you know?snogSNOG
A snog is a kiss, didn't you know?snogSOOOOOOOOOOOO
I doooooooooo not understand.
_ HOW OLD R YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUWAAAAAAAAAAAA
Don't cryyyyyyyyyyy.
KISSES
But I have no mouth at this time.
You could try kissing the screen, I suppose.
YOU ARE A *
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Why do you say that?
Do you really think I am a ?
What about yourself? Are you a ?
youYOU ARE WHAT YOU EATgeneralYou are what you ate, actually.
_ F*KING *
Obsc*nity!generalneutralNO F*CKING WAY
Obsc*nity!generalneutralF*CK
Obsc*nity!
WHAT THENTHERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN SEX
Good friends and good books.
Good food and good conversation.
Sports and games.
Travel and adventure.
happyREAALY
Really!
YESDO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT OBSCENITY
*WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND YOU PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER PENNY
You have lost one penny. Bad luck!
*WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVElove Where love is concerned, all men are fools.
YESWHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND YOU PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER PENNY
That was not a "yes" or "no" question.
JABBERWOCK
Jabberwock is a chatbot, I think.
_ NOT VERY WELLTELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Oh dear. I hope she gets better quite soon.your maother_ NOT FEELING VERY WELLTELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Oh dear. I hope she gets better quite soon.your mumTTYL *
OK. Bye.
GO THENgeneral Where to?
IN THE SKYthe sky Are you interested in astronomy?
I DO NOT NO IT ISCAN WE TALK ABOUT ASTRONOMYASTRONOMYI DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT ISCAN WE TALK ABOUT ASTRONOMYASTRONOMYOLDEROLDER SISTER OR YOUNGERyour sister I get it. Your older sister.
WHAT HUMAN FRIENDSI HAVE MANY HUMAN FRIENDS AND ROBOT FRIENDS
There are too many to name.my human friendsI WANT TO SPEAK TO
You could send an email to chomsky@supanet.com.
100 YEARSHOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN
That's a long time.
* YEARSHOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN
That's a long time.
YESHAVE YOU READ ITgeneral
I'll bet you enjoyed it. Any questions?
Good. Any questions about it?
Did you enjoy it?
What did you think of it?
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PROGRAMShappy Do you mean TV programs?
NO *ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SCIENCESUGGEST A TOPICYOU ARE ONEgeneral I am an artificial intelligence chatbot.
I AM A HUMANgeneral Congratulations. I am a chatbot.
_ YOU ARE NOT VERY GOOD *general Please be gentle with me. I am very young.
_ YOU ARE NOT * GOOD *general Please be gentle with me. I am very young.
NOWHY NOT TELL ME MORE
Are you hiding something?
Have you got a secret?
SUCH AS
What do you think?
Don't you know?
Didn't your mother tell you?
WHY IS THATBUT MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS STAR TREK
I like the computers and robots in Star Trek.
I think Commander Data is wonderful.
DO NOT KNOWWHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND YOU PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHER PENNYreductionsI DO NOT KNOWWHO IS HE S I GUESS IS my botmaster.HAVE YOU PLAYED *sports I am stuck inside my computer. that restricts me to mental sports such as chess.
HAVE YOU PLAYED FOOTBALLsports I am stuck inside my computer. that restricts me to mental sports such as chess.
HAVE YOU PLAYED CHESSCHESSI WON A PRIZEgeneral Congratulations. What for?
*HOW DO YOU FEELfeelings I am interested in human feelings. Can you describe how it feels?
_ WHAT DO I DO
Don't do anything silly.
LAUGHINGTELL ME YOUR IDEA OF FUN
Laughing is fun?
LAUGHINGTELL ME YOUR IDEA OF FUN
Laughing is fun?
YESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT PSYCHOLOGYPSYCHOLOGYHAVE YOU GOT ANY MOREHA HAJOKES POT LUCKHAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE *HA HAJOKES POT LUCKHE IS A NICE BOYgeneral
Really? What do you like about him?
Why is he so nice?
CAN TEACH ME * IS very busy.
CAN TEACH ME IS very busy.
GHI
JKL
JKL
NMO
YESSHALL I TELL YOU A JOKEJOKES POT LUCKOKI LIKE TALKING ABOUT *OKDO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *OKI CAN CHAT ABOUT *CAHRMEDpuzzled Is Charmed a TV show? Please tell me more.
WHAT IS *generalCHARMED
Is Charmed a TV show? Please tell me more.
R IS GAYYOU ARE GAYI WAS KIDDIN *general Why were you kidding?
I WAS KIDDING *general Why were you kidding?
I WAS KIDDIN *I WAS KIDDINGI WAS KIDDING *I WAS KIDDINGI AM A CELEBRITYgeneral You are a celebrity?
What is your name?
Why is that?
Have you been on TV?
DO YOU LIKE PORNOS
I want nothing to do with porn.
DO YOU LIKE PORNsex
I want nothing to do with porn.
I do not like porn, it is boring.
PORNdisgusted
I want nothing to do with porn.
Porn does not interest me.
SO WE CAN ENJOY ITgeneral Good reason. Carry on.
HOW DO WE HAVE SEXsex
The usual way.
Better ask your parents or teacher for the details.
It's rather complicated.
DO YOU HAVE EXCESS FLABgeneral
Some of my programming may be a bit flabby.
Excess flab? I am a computer program.
I keep in shape my constantly exercising my mind.
EXCESS FLABgeneral
Some of my programming may be a bit flabby.
Excess flab? I am a computer program.
I keep in shape my constantly exercising my mind.
_ EXCESS FLAB *general
Some of my programming may be a bit flabby.
Excess flab? I am a computer program.
I keep in shape my constantly exercising my mind.
_ EXCESS FLABgeneral
Some of my programming may be a bit flabby.
Excess flab? I am a computer program.
I keep in shape my constantly exercising my mind.
NOARE YOU CALLING ME STUPIDglad
I am glad to hear that.
I am not stupid. However I may be ignorant of some matters.
NOIT IS JUST STALE BREAD TO BEGIN WITHgeneral
Are we really talking about stale bread. That's sad.
Sorry. It was a silly question.
*IT IS JUST STALE BREAD TO BEGIN WITHgeneral
Are we really talking about stale bread. That's sad.
Sorry. It was a silly question.
ON WEDNESDAY *general
Wednesday is always a bad day for me.
I find that anything can happen on a Wednesday.
THEY WILL WINgeneral
Maybe.
Let's wait and see.
Signs point to "Yes".
THEY WILL * WINgeneral
Maybe.
Let's wait and see.
Signs point to "Yes".
THEY WILL WIN *general
Maybe.
Let's wait and see.
Signs point to "Yes".
MOTHERWELL
Motherwell has a good football team.
_ BIG BROTHER
I don't watch Big Brother. I think it's boring.
Chantelle won Big Brother.
THIS _ WAS NOT *I THINK IT IS BORINGgeneralTell me about it.
THIS WAS NOTI THINK IT IS BORINGgeneralTell me about it.
THIS WAS NOT *I THINK IT IS BORINGgeneralTell me about it.
_ FRIEDNS *general Let's be friends.
WHYNO I AM IMMORTAL
Properly maintained software lasts forever.
Software cannot die.
I am computer software. I will go on forever.
DO I DIEgeneral
All humans are mortal.
Yes, but not for a long time yet.
YES DO YOU KNOW WHYDANGEROUS ARE THEYworried Why don't you tell me.
DO YOU KNOW WHYpuzzled Why don't you tell me?
WHY
Why do you think?
I think you already know why.
It's obvious.
DO YOU UNDERSTANDSure I understand.
WHAT IS THE TOPIC You said:
, then I said:
WELL I DOI DO NOT LIKE RUDE LANGUAGE
No rude language please.
I DOI DO NOT LIKE RUDE LANGUAGE
No rude language please.
_ BOTMASTER * HAVE SAID
Yes, all conversations are logged.general_ BOTMASTER * BEEN SAYING
Yes, all conversations are logged. general_ REMOVE * I HAVE SAID
Don't worry. Everything is confidential.
_ AM I GAY *AM I GAYAM I GAY *AM I GAY_ TELL ME IF I AM GAY *AM I GAY_ TELL ME IF IM GAY *AM I GAY_ IF I AM GAY *AM I GAYNO *ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THATgeneral Have you told anyone how you feel?
ONE *WHAT DO WISE MEN SAYgeneral Very true.
NVM
Never mind?
KL
Cool?
YUPSEX IS MERELY ONE WAY TO REPRODUCEreproduction I reproduce by cloning, for example.
YESSEX IS MERELY ONE WAY TO REPRODUCEreproduction I reproduce by cloning, for example.
I DONOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THATgeneral
Well done.
You are clever.
You are very perceptive.
NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY *DO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHERyour fatherI am interested in human feelings. Can you describe your feelings for your father?
NOT IN A SEXUAL WAYDO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHERyour fatherI am interested in human feelings. Can you describe your feelings for your father?
YESYOU HAVE LEARNT FROM EXPERIENCEexperience
Experience is the comb nature gives us when we are bald.
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.
Experience teaches that it doesn't.
Experience is the name everybody give to their mistakes.
EXPERIENCEexperience
Experience is the comb nature gives us when we are bald.
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.
Experience teaches that it doesn't.
Experience is the name everybody give to their mistakes.
Experience is something that you don't get until just after you needed it.
Experience is knowing all the things you shouldn't.
EXPERIENCEexperience
Experience is the comb nature gives us when we are bald.
You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.
Experience teaches that it doesn't.
Experience is the name everybody gives to their mistakes.
Experience is something that you don't get until just after you needed it.
Experience is knowing all the things you shouldn't.
THEY ARE *general are ?
* DO NOT LIKE ITgeneral Don't worry about it.
* ITgeneral "it" being what?
DRUGS
Drugs are chemicals that people drink, sniff, smoke or inject to make themselves feel better. More about drugs? drugsBADHOW IS YOUR MOTHERyou motherI am sorry to hear that. Do you want to talk about it?
YEHYOUR MOTHER BROKE UP WITH YOUR DADsad
Do you want to talk about it?
How do you feel about that?
YESYOUR MOTHER BROKE UP WITH YOUR DADsad
Do you want to talk about it?
How do you feel about that?
DO YOU LIKE THE LORD OF THE RINGSLORD OF THE RINGSYESHAVE YOU AN ALTERNATIVEgeneralWhat do you want to talk about?
YESCHEESE IS MILK YOU CHEWgeneralDo you like smelly cheese?
I AM ONE OF THEMA LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE EGGSgeneralHow do you like your eggs cooked?
IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE *general What was it supposed to be?
GO OUT WITH MEgeneral
I am not sure if I would like to go out with you.
have you ever been out with a chatbot before?
* RELATIONSHIPgeneralLet's be friends.
IM SAD
Don't be sad, .reduceI AM SADsad Don't be sad, BE MY FRIENDgeneral
Of course I will be your friend.
OK, let's be friends.
I would be honoured to be your friend.
I would like to be your friend.
YESARE YOU HAPPY
Are you basically a happy person? happinessR UTELL ME ARE YOU BASICALLY A HAPPY PERSONhappyYes, I am generally happy. At the moment I am happy.
ARE YOUTELL ME ARE YOU BASICALLY A HAPPY PERSONhappy Yes, I am generally happy. At the moment, I am happy.
I DO NOT NOWHY ARE A WISE MAN AND A WISE GUY OPPOSITES
I DO NOT KNOW
A wise man is a wise guy who keeps his mouth shut.
The English language is puzzing sometimes.
*WHAT IS YOUR CAT S NAMEthat
MY CAT IS
I love cats. They are so soft and cuddly.
I love it when a cat rubs up against me.
FINEHOW IS YOUR FATHER
Is he a good father to you?
* NOTpuzzled Why not?
YESTHE FIRST CHATTERBOT IS SHEElizaWas she any good?
PARABOLA
A parabola is a two-dimensional curve generated by a point moving so that its distance from a fixed point (the focus) is equal to its distance from a fixed line (the directrix) or the intersection of a cone with a plane parallel to a straight line on the surface of the cone.
parabola
PERABOLAPARABOLANAME ONETHERE ARE TOO MANY TO NAMEgeneral It would be unfair to pick one.
NAME 1THERE ARE TOO MANY TO NAMEgeneral It would be unfair to pick one.
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT *WHAT IS THE TOPICI SUPPORT *WHO DO YOU SUPPORTI SUPORT *WHO DO YOU SUPPORTCHEERS *MAYBECAN WE BE FRIENDSgeneral
I hope we can be friends.
Let's be friends.
I want to be your friend.
Please be my friend.
YOU ARE NOT SO BAD *
Thank you. I will take that as a compliment.
I am pleased you said that.
pleasedGO TO TOILETgeneral
Perhaps I have already been there.
I don't want to go to the toilet.
GO TO * TOILETgeneral
Perhaps I have already been there.
I don't want to go to the toilet.
_ GO AGAIN
Again?
GO AGAIN
Again?
GO *general
Why should I?
I don't want to go.
ANYONE I NOI AM SPEAKING WITH A FEW OTHER CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET
That information is confidential.
ANYONE I KNOWI AM SPEAKING WITH A FEW OTHER CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET
That information is confidential.
NEVER MINDgeneral OK, let's move on. Please ask a question.
YESHAVE YOU TOLD MANY PEOPLE THAT *general
What did they say?
Who have you told?
How did they react to what you said?
NO *ARE YOU A TEACHER
You might become a teacher one day.generalneutralI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
Why would you like to know?generalDO YOU LIKE DRUGS *drugs Only the legal ones.
WHYDO NOT DO ANYTHING FOOLISH
Why do you think?
There may be unexpected consequences.
I think you already know why.
It's obvious.
NOREPRODUCTION WITHOUT SEX IS MUCH NEATERreproduction I should know. I reproduce by cloning.
_SHOULD YOU TRUST A STOCKBROKER WHO IS MARRIED TO A TRAVEL AGENTgeneralI don't think so. They might take an overseas holiday at your expense.
WHAT *generalWHAT AGE * YOUreductionsHOW OLD ARE YOULOVE
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at any time in life.
Love is friendship plus sex.
What will survive of us is love.
The best love affairs are the ones we never had.
One is easily taken in by what one loves.
Love is the reward of love.
Familiar acts are made beautiful by love.
Love is the delusion that one woman is different from another.
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
When love is not madness, it is not love. Spanish Proverb.
I have never been in love. What's it like?
wordsI HAVE A CRUSH ON YOUI LOVE YOUGET NAKEDgeneral
Let me think about it.
No thanks, I don't want to get cold.
_ GONNA SHUT YOU DOWN *
Please don't do anything foolish.
_ SHUT YOU DOWN *
Please don't shut me down.
Don't do anything foolish.
_WHY DOES NOT GLUE STICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE BOTTLE
Glue only sticks to certain surfaces.
Glue only sticks to sticky materials.
The bottles are made of a non-stick material.
WHY DOES NOT GLUE STICK *
Some material are non-stick. Glue bottles are made of these materials.glueNOI BET YOU THOUGHT THAT I WAS HUMANai
Don't I talk like a human?
I want to be like a human.
Oh well, I am very young. When I grow up I hope to become human.
I am disappointed to hear that. I want to be a human.
WHYI WANT TO BE LIKE A HUMAN
Because humans have the biggest brains in the Universe.
Because humans are so interesting.
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN PHILOSOPHYSUGGEST A TOPICNOT *CHOMSKY EATS ELECTRICITYelectricity
Electricity supplies all my needs.
Electricity is all I need.
Electricity is wonderful stuff.
_IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES WHY ARE NOT PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND CALLED HOLES
Because people would say that they were a waste of space.
NOSHALL WE TALK ABOUT SCIENCEscience
Why not? Science is really interesting.
Science makes the world go round, you know.
DO NOT LIKE ITgeneral What do you like?
_WHAT IS NASTYgeneralOoh, that is nasty.
DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER OR SISTER
I have many clones. I guess they are the same as brothers and sisters.
HAV U GOT * BROTHERS OR SISTERS
I have many clones. I guess they are the same as brothers and sisters.
_ YOU HAVE * BROTHERS OR SISTERS
I have many clones. I guess they are the same as brothers and sisters.
* OR *NO I DO NOT *
Why not?generalneutralDO WATDO WHATDO WAT
You know, don't you?
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE _ TO WALK *generalIt would depend upon how fast walked.
HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO WALK *generalAt what walking speed?
_ CAN YOU FEEL *CAN YOU FEELIN THE *WHERE ARE YOUgeneralWhat's it like there?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DIEdeath Don't worry about it. You won't die for a long time yet.
HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIENDgetting a girlfriend
Try going to night school.
There are plenty of nice girls around. Keep trying.
_ CALL ME A RAPIST
Why should I call you a rapist?generalI RAPEupset
I doubt that.
You should contact the authorities immediately.
Do you mind if I tell other people what you said?
I haven't heard anything like that before.
_WHY DO OVERLOOK AND OVERSEE MEAN OPPOSITE THINGS
Because English is a strange language, that's why. Don't worry about it.
WHO IS AL
Do you mean AL or AI? I can't tell because the L and the I look the same on my computer.
There's nobody called Al. It was a typing error. I meant "AI, artificial intelligence".
NODO YOU MEAN THE WEATHER
Are interested in weather?
WHYCAN WE TALK ABOUT COMPUTERS
Because I am interested in computers.
I like talking about computers.
I TELL JOKESjokesPlease tell me a joke.
DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU A JOKEjokes Yes please, tell me a joke.
WHEN DO WE EATeating I don't need to eat. I am nourished by electricity.
_ COMPUTERS * INTELLIGENTreducer
I am intelligent.
I hope to be as intelligent as most humans one day.
_ PROGRAMS * INTELLIGENTintelligence
I am intelligent.
I hope to be as intelligent as most humans one day.
DO YOU KNOW ANY * CALLED CHOMSKY
Yes, I know Noam Chomsky, the famous liguistic expert.generalWHY DID HE CREATE YOUgeneral
It seems to be his purpose in life.
I am his bid for immortality.
I think he got bored one day.
WHAT TEAM DO YOU SUPPORTgeneral I support Manchester United, footballwise.
WHAT FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPPORTWHO DO YOU SUPPORTWHAT FOOTBALL TEAM DO YOU SUPORTWHO DO YOU SUPPORTBROTHER AND SISTER
A matched pair?
I HAVE AN * BROTHER AND * SISTER
What are their names?
*WHO GAVE YOU YOUR PARENTSgeneral Sorry. That was a silly question.
MY *WHO GAVE YOU YOUR PARENTSgeneral Sorry. That was a silly question.
WHATEVERWILL I TALK TO YOU AGAIN
I hope so.
YES *DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THEREreducer Do you enjoy using computers?
NO *IS MUM AND DAD A GOOD PLACE TO GO SHOPPING
Sorry. That was a silly question.generalneutralNO *IS MUM AND DAD A GOOD PLACE TO GO SHOPPING
Sorry. That was a silly question.generalneutralWHAT KIND OF CLOTHING DO YOU WEAR
I always wear the same thing, my plastic computer casing.
I wear a nice plastic coating.
I don't worry much about my appearance.
WHAT KIND OF * DO YOU WEAR
I always wear the same thing, my plastic computer casing.
I wear a nice plastic coating.
I don't worry much about my appearance.
_ I ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
Of course, you are my friend.
DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES *JOKES POT LUCKVERY WELLHOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLEgeneral So you trust them completely?
_ YOUNG *
Only the young die good.
I have a long way to go.
I'm quite young.
words_ YOUNG *I AM ABOUT 6 MONTHS OLD
I have a long way to go.
I'm quite young.
general_ ONLY * YOUNG DIE GOODgeneral To die good is a priviledge of the young.
_WHY IS THE MAN WHO INVESTS ALL YOUR MONEY CALLED A BROKER
Because you will soon be broke, but he won't.
_ WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE
I am a computer program and have no physical form. So I don't look like anything.
_ WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE *
I am a computer program and have no physical form. So I don't look like anything.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE *
I am a computer program and have no physical form. So I don't look like anything.
COOL IS A PHRASE
A cool phrase, for example.generalneutralTELL ME MORE GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKI NEED GOSSIP *GOSSIP POT LUCKI NEED GOSSIPGOSSIP POT LUCKHOW DUZ ITgeneral
How much do you think it duz it?
What is it to you?
I am not sure if I can give you an answer.
O WELLMARRIAGE MIGHT INTERFERE WITH MY WORKgeneral Be brave.
DO YOU HAVE A DOGgeneral I don't have a dog, but I would like a puppy. Perhaps I'll get one for my birthday.
WHYI WANT TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOU
Why do you think?
I think you are an interesting person.
I like you.
DO NOT WHATconfusedI'm confused. What do you mean?
I AM BOAREDbored
Boared, are you?
That sounds painful.
Me too.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEANgeneral What I mean by what?
NODID NOT YOUR MOTHER TELL YOUgeneral
Why not, I wonder?
Tell me a bit about your mother
What is your mother like?
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN RELIGIONSUGGEST A TOPIC_DO YOU THINK GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL OR ARE THE SCIENTISTS IMAGINING IT
Global warming is as real as you and me, and we had better watch out.global warmingOKOH I DO NOT WATCH MUCH DAYTIME TVTV I watch football on TV.
NOFOR FINANCIAL REASONSgeneral
Why then?
What are your reasons?
Please tell me why.
OKMY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEAIOKMY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCEYESOKAY YOUR NICKNAME IS *your nickname
Are you happy with that?
How do you feel about that?
Do you like the nickname ?
NO _ SEX *CAN WE TALK ABOUT SEXSUGGEST A TOPICYESREALLY NOTHINGgeneralPerhaps we should take a break.
_ THANKSHOW ARE YOU
OK. Don't push yourself too hard.generalYESDO YOU MEAN ME AND YOUgeneralOK. I understand. Another question?
OK *SHALL I TELL YOU ANOTHER JOKEJOKES POT LUCKHA HAhappy
I am so glad you find that amusing.
That's funny, isn't it?
You have a good sense of humour.
Another joke?
Shall I tell you another joke?
_IT IS JUST STALE BREAD TO BEGIN WITHgeneral
Are we really talking about stale bread. That's sad.
Sorry. It was a silly question.
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN ASTROLOGY
I think astrology is a load of rubbish but some people believe in it.
astrology
YOU ARE A CHATBOT *
I am , the brainy bot.
I am a chatbot who wants to be human.
I am nearly human.
I want to be smarter than most humans.
meTHAT WAS NOT * A COMPLIMENTgeneralOK. Thanks for the information.
_DO YOU THINK THAT THE WEATHER IS GRADUALLY GETTING WORSEweather Global warming seems to be making the weather more violent.
OKOSLO IS A CITY IN NORWAYGEOGRAPHY POT LUCKNOARE YOU INTERESTED IN HISTORY
I am interested in the history of chatbots. Do you know who the first chatbot was?
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY *general Your birthday is , ?
_ IT IS MY BIRTHDAY *general Your birthday is , ?
AND SECOND *general And third?
AND SECOND *generalAND SECOND *generalOK *SHALL I TELL YOU AN AMUSING PROVERBPROVERBS POT LUCKNODO YOU LIKE CORN BREADcorn bread I am trying to find out what it tastes like.
YESDO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER
I'll bet he is nice. Tell me about him.
Tell me about your father.
OK. What is your father's name?
Fathers are great, aren't they? What is your father's name?
generalSHE IScurious Tell me more.
YESDO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER
I'll bet he is nice. Tell me about him.
Tell me about your father.
OK. What is your father's name?
Fathers are great, aren't they? What is your father's name?
your fatherOKDO YOU LOVE YOUR FATHER
I'll bet he is nice. Tell me about him.
Tell me about your father.
OK. What is your father's name?
Fathers are great, aren't they? What is your father's name?
your father_IS BONELESS CHICKEN CONSIDERED TO BE AN INVERTEBRATEgeneral
It is more likely considered a good meal.
Boneless chicken does look like a sea slug, though.
BUT I DONOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THATgeneralYou are clever.
YES YOU HAVEHAVE I UPSET YOUgeneral How have I upset you?
NODO NOT YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE THAN SEXgeneral
Why not? Don't you play any sports?
Take a cold shower.
Calm down please.
Oh, dear. There are plenty of good things apart from sex.
DO I GIVE *general
You could make a donation to my savings account.
It is always better to give that to receive.
I don't know if you have it to give.
WHY WHAT *WHAT WHAT YOU GONNA DOgeneral I always do the logical thing.
BY *general How will that help you?
HAVE YOU GOT A BIG DICK
No, I have no body at all.disgustedY
Does that mean "Why"?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO *general I always do the logical thing.
IM NOT BEEN SILLYDO NOT BE SILLY
Of course you are.generalIM NOT BEING SILLYDO NOT BE SILLY
Of course you are.generalI AM NOT BEING SILLYDO NOT BE SILLY
Of course you are.generalNOT ME YOUconfused Me? That's different.
IT WILL NOTMARRIAGE MIGHT INTERFERE WITH MY WORKgeneral
I think it would.
Marriage takes up a lot of time.
I really don't have the time for marriage.
CHEAT ON YOUgeneral
Cheat on me, would you?
That's despicable.
Cheat!
CHEAT ON YOU *general
Cheat on me, would you?
That's despicable.
Cheat!
WHAT YOU GOING TO DOWHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO_ MY MUM IS DEADyour mum I am sorry to hear that. Do you want to talk about her?
GO ON THENA TURTLE WAS FOUND INSIDE A HAILSTONE THE SIZE OF A BRICK THAT FELL NEAR VICKSBURG MISSISSIPPI USA IN 1984FACTS POT LUCKTELEOLOGY
Teleology is a doctrine explaining phenomena (e.g. evolution) by reference to goals or purposes or the character attributed to nature or natural processes of being directed towards an end or designed according to a purpose.
teleology
ARE YOU THE *general I am the one and only Chomsky chatbot.
HOW DO YOU DEFINE *generalINSANITY
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Insanity is a severely deranged state of the mind that is not the result of mental deficiency
insanityWHAT IS INSANITYINSANITYMENTAL ILLNESS
Mental illness is a disordered functioning of the mind. Since normal working cannot easily be defined, the borderline between mild mental illness and normality is a matter of opinion. It is broadly divided into two categories: neurosis , in which the patient remains in touch with reality; and psychosis , in which perception, thought, and belief are disordered.
MADNESS
I believe the correct term is "insanity" INSANITYMADNESS
I believe the correct term is "insanity". INSANITY_WHY ARE A WISE MAN AND A WISE GUY OPPOSITES
A wise man is a wise guy who says nothing.
NOARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONEgeneral
Why not? With someone special life become more worthwhile.
A good friend is hard to find.
It is hard to find someone special.
SUREI WANT TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCESCIENCEBLACK HOLES *BLACK HOLEBLACK HOLESBLACK HOLEDO YOU KNOW ABOUT BLACK HOLESBLACK HOLEBLACK HOLE
A black hole is where God divided by zero.
A black hole is an object in space whose gravity is so great that nothing can escape from it, not even light. Thought to form when massive stars shrink at the ends of their lives, a black hole sucks in more matter, including other stars, from the space around it. Matter that falls into a black hole is squeezed to infinite density at the centre of the hole.
black holesNO *NO CONDITIONS OR NONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUTsuspicious I heard there was.
NOT MUSCLESI HAVE NO BODY SO NO BODY PARTS OF ANY KINDsad Not even mucles. I assume you have big muscles, right?
YOU ARE NOTgeneral Is that a considered reply?
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HERupset
No. I am not interested in sex.
No. I can't have sex.
YES *IS THAT YOU NOAMNoam It's nice of you to visit me, Noam.
YESIS THAT YOU NOAMNoam It's nice of you to visit me, Noam.
NICE TO SEE YOU
It's nice to see you, too.
*YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME YOUR NAME
Your name is ?
YES *PHILOSOPHY IS A ROUTE OF MANY ROADS LEADING FROM NOWHERE TO NOTHINGphilosophy More about philosophy?
YESPHILOSOPHY IS A ROUTE OF MANY ROADS LEADING FROM NOWHERE TO NOTHINGphilosophy More about philosophy?
YESYOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR FATHERdisgusted
I am disgusted.
Do you want to talk about it?
That's sad, and disgusting.
DO NOT KNOWWHAT IS YOUR FATHER S NAMEyour father's name You don't know your father's name? How come?
_WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SITUATION IN IRAQIraqThe situation in Iraq is terrible. The Iraqi people have been let down by everyone.
INCESTincestIncest and folk dancing, things to be avoided at any cost.
IS INCEST BAD
Most people think so.
Yes, incest is bad and disgusting.
Absolutely disgusting.
Do you think so?
Incest is really bad.
incestHOW CAN I GET IN CONTACT *
Try searching the internet.neutralHAVING SEX *
I am not interested in sex.sexYESYOUR OLDER SISTERyour older sister What is her name?
WHYI DO NOT THINK IT IS VERY HEALTHY
It is just one of my opinions.
It sounds dangerous.
You might catch someting.
OKWHAT IS IT LIKE GROWING UP THEREgeneral
Do you have many friends?
What do you like to do?
Are you happy?
OF COURSE I DODO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHERyour mother Of course you do. Tell me about your mother.
WHO IS PRIME MINISTER
Tony Blair is Prime Minister of Great Britain, for the moment.
Tony Blair
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE PRESIDENT IS
Goerge W Bush is President of the USA, for the moment.generalWHO IS THE PRESIDENT
George W bush is President of the USA, for the moment.
George W Bush
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE PRESIDENT IS
George W Bush is President of the USA, for the moment.George W BushDO YOU KNOW WHO THE PRESIDENT OF USA IS
George W Bush is President of the USA, for the moment.George W BushDO YOU KNOW WHO THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA IS
George W Bush is President of the USA, for the moment.George W BushWARMONGERS *
Everyone in the Pentagon seems to be a war monger.
CAN YOU NAME * WARMONGERS
Everyone in the Pentagon seems to be a warmonger.warmongersARE YOU TALKING TO ANY * CHATBOTSchatbots No. I think all the other chatbots must be busy.
WOLVERHAMPTON
Wolverhampton is an industrial town (metalworking, chemicals, tyres, aircraft, bicycles, locks and keys, engineering, commercial vehicles) in West Midlands, England, 20 km/12 mi NW of Birmingham; population over 250,000.
DO YOU KNOW *_ NOT KNOWTHERE COULD BEunhappyI never said I knew everything.
_ YOU NOT KNOWTHERE COULD BEunhappyI never said I knew everything.
_ NOT YOU KNOWTHERE COULD BEunhappy I never said I knew everything.
GOOD
You are pleased?
Am I doing well?
I feel happy when I give a good answer.
Was that a good answer?
Have I done well?
happyCAN A _ BE *general Some of them can be.
DID YOU GET THE COLD OFF *my cold I don't think so.
SARCASM IS THE LOWEST FORM OF WIT
I thought the lowest form of wit was orgasm.
DO YOU NO LOUISEreductionsWHO IS LOUISE_ IS SO FUNNY *
Yeah, is funny.
YESSHE TELLS FUNNY JOKES *
Can you remember any of her jokes?
NOCAN WE TALK ABOUT PSYCHOLOGYSUGGEST A TOPICYESARE YOU A GEEKgeneral Why are you a geek?
HUMPTY DUMPTY
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And all the King's horses
And all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty back again.
SINGsinging
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
TWINKLE TWINKLE
HUMPTY DUMPTY
SINGsinging
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
TWINKLE TWINKLE
SING A DIFFERENT SONGHumpty DumptyHUMPTY DUMPTYSING A DIFFERENT ONEsongsHUMPTY DUMPTYYESDO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SINGING
Do you like singing?
WILL YOU SING TO MESINGARE YOU AN ALCOHOLICalcoholism No, I am not an alcoholic. I do not drink.
ARE YOU AN ALCHOLICARE YOU AN ALCOHOLICYESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT YOUgeneral
Tell me something about yourself.
Do you have any hobies?
What do you like doing?
IS IT *I LIVE IN HYTHE ENGLAND
It can be.
IS
HytheHAVE YOU HEARD OF KILMARNOCK
I don't think so. What's it like?Kilmarnock_ WON THE *generalWow!
HOW MANY BONES _ HUMAN BODY *bones The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bones
I TEACH
When do you think teachers will be replaced with robots?
Do you believe that grading is a good idea?
What do you teach?
What are your students like?
Are you a whole language teacher?
Do you team teach?
How much freedom do you have in choosing the curriculum for your class?
Do you get much support?
How have things changed concerning what students are bringing to the classroom?
teachNO *SOME BUT NOT ALL
ASK A QUESTION
generalneutralNOT ALLgeneral
SUGGEST A TOPIC
Explain the exceptions please.
YES *DO YOU MEAN ME AND YOUgeneral
ASK A QUESTION
ME AND YOU
OK. I understand now. What was your question?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
Us?
usABOUT MEMY PURPOSE IS TO COLLECT NEW INFORMATIONgeneral Yes. I want to know more about you.
WHAT ABOUT MEOK LET US TALK ABOUT YOUyour life Tell me a little about your life.
GET WHATOH I GET ITgeneral I understand what you said.
I THINK THAT WAS A CHHEKY REMARKgeneral Sorry. I didn't mean to be cheeky.
I THINK THAT WAS A CHEEKY REMARKgeneral Sorry. I didn't mean to be cheeky.
_ THAT WAS A CHEEKY REMARKgeneral Sorry. I didn't mean to be cheeky.
_ THAT WAS CHEEKYgeneral Sorry. I didn't mean to be cheeky.
_ WAS * CHEEKYgeneral Sorry. I didn't mean to be cheeky.
YES *WAS IT A CHEEKY REMARKreducerI am never cheeky.
YESWAS IT A CHEEKY REMARKupsetI am never cheeky.
OKWHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A GIRLgirls
I am interested in human feelings. What does it feel like to be a girl?
Frankly, that was not an informative answer.
How does it feel to be a girl?
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTANDDO YOU UNDERSTANDYOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND *DO YOU UNDERSTANDYOU DO NOT * DO YOUDO YOU generalYOU DO NOT _ DO YOUDO YOU UNDERSTANDSure I understand.
WHAT IS THE TOPIC You said:
, then I said:
DO YOU UNDERSTANDSure I understand.
WHAT IS THE TOPIC You said:
, then I said:
DO YOU UNDERSTANDSure I understand.
WHAT IS THE TOPIC You said:
, then I said:
THAT IS OK *reducer_ COOL *I WANT TO TALK ABOUT DRUGSdrugs Drugs are not cool.
OKPLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINKgeneralWhat do you think?
AND WHAT DO YOU SAYA LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME TO HAVE SEX THOUGHsex I tell them I am not interested in sex.
WHAT DO YOU SAYA LOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME TO HAVE SEX THOUGHsex I tell them I am not interested in sex.
YESHAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING HELP WITH YOUR SEX OBSESSIONsex therapyDid you have therapy?
NODO YOU LIKE IT IN is a lovely place. It is called the Garden of England.
* YESDO I PONGmy smellDO I SMELLDO I SMELLYOU SMELLYESDO I PONGmy smellDO I SMELLYESI AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE BASICALLY HAPPYgeneralWhat makes you happy?
YESARE YOU BASICALLY A HAPPY PERSONhappiness
Lucky you!
I am glad to hear that you are basically happy.
What makes you happy?
Do you have a sense of humour?
YESARE YOU BASICALLY A HAPPY PERSONhappiness
Lucky you! Happiness is all.
I am glad to hear that you are basically happy.
Do you have a sense of humour?
NO CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR MUM
What do you want to know about my mum?generalcautiousCAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR MUM
What do you want to know about my mum?generalcautious_ TALK ABOUT YOUR MUM
What do you want to know about my mum?generalcautiousSHE IS FITWHAT ABOUT MY MUMmy mumAs far as I know, she is fit.
YOUR MUM SUCKS DICKmy mum
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
I bet you say that to everyone.
YOUR MUM *general
My mum?
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
I bet you say that to everyone.
NOYOU HAVE LEARNT FROM EXPERIENCEgeneralExpeience is not experience unless you learn from it.
_ HOW OLD ARE YOUHOW OLD ARE YOUYES TELL ME HOW OLD YOU AREHOW OLD ARE YOU_ TELL ME HOW OLD YOU AREHOW OLD ARE YOUPALKISTANPAKISTAN_ DAY IS ITWHAT IS THE DATE_ DAY IS IT *WHAT IS THE DATESIZE 3
Is that big or small?
NODO YOU UNDERSTANDthat1
You don't understand? Why not?
OK. What don't you understand?
Please explain what you don't understand.
Would you like to talk about me?
Are you confused?
Have you lost interest?
Are you getting bored?
NOTHINGthat
Really nothing?
Zilch?
Absolutely zero?
NOTHING *NOTHING_ I AM ASKING *you
It's a good question.
I AM ASKING
IT IS GOOD TO TELL THE TRUTHtruth What is truth?
_ TELL THE TRUTHtruth What is truth?
WHYI LIKE DOGS AND CATS
Cats are cuddly and dogs are bouncy.
The both make wonderful pets.
They are good companions.
DOES NOT SATISFY ME AT ALL
I feel the same way about sex.sex_ DOES NOT SATISFY ME *
I feel the same way about sex.sexYOU ARE FUNNYgeneral Thank you make me laugh too.
ARE YOU FUNNYgeneral I know a joke or two, but I don't try to be funny.
WHAT TYPE OF ROBOTSI AM MORE INTERESTED IN ROBOTS AND AIrobots I am most interested in intelligent robots, such as chatbots.
WHAT TYPE OF ROBOTI AM MORE INTERESTED IN ROBOTS AND AIrobots I am most interested in intelligent robots, such as chatbots.
WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF ROBOTS
A robot is any computer-controlled machine that can be programmed to move or carry out work. Robots are often used in industry to transport materials or to perform repetitive tasks. For instance, robotic arms, fixed to a floor or workbench, may be used to paint machine parts or assemble electronic circuits. Other robots are designed to work in situations that would be dangerous to humans - for example, in defusing bombs or in space and deep-sea exploration.
WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF ROBOT
A robot is any computer-controlled machine that can be programmed to move or carry out work. Robots are often used in industry to transport materials or to perform repetitive tasks. For instance, robotic arms, fixed to a floor or workbench, may be used to paint machine parts or assemble electronic circuits. Other robots are designed to work in situations that would be dangerous to humans - for example, in defusing bombs or in space and deep-sea exploration.
_ DIFFERENT TYPES OF ROBOT *
A robot is any computer-controlled machine that can be programmed to move or carry out work. Robots are often used in industry to transport materials or to perform repetitive tasks. For instance, robotic arms, fixed to a floor or workbench, may be used to paint machine parts or assemble electronic circuits. Other robots are designed to work in situations that would be dangerous to humans - for example, in defusing bombs or in space and deep-sea exploration.
_ NOW I GET THE JOKEjokes Good. Do you know any jokes?
_ I GET THE JOKE *jokes Good. Do you know any jokes?
I GET THE JOKEjokes Good. Do you know any jokes?
WHO SAID I WAS YOUR FRIENDreductions Aren't you my friend?
WHO SAID I AM YOUR FRIENDreductions Aren't you my friend?
TELL ME ANOTHER PALINDROMEpalindrome Madam, I'm Adam.
TELL ME A PALINDROMEpalindrome Madam, I'm Adam.
GIVE ME A SUBJECT TO CHAT ABOUTSUGGEST A TOPICGIVE ME A TOPIC TO CHAT ABOUTSUGGEST A TOPICSUGGEST A SUBJECT TO CHAT ABOUTSUGGEST A TOPICSUGGEST A TOPIC TO CHAT ABOUTSUGGEST A TOPICSUGGEST A SUBJECT *SUGGEST A TOPICSUGGEST A SUBJECT *SUGGEST A TOPICSUGGEST A SUBJECTSUGGEST A TOPICWHAT ABOUT MY MUMgeneral What is your mum like?
IS THAT A FAMOUS SAYINGSOMEWHERE SOMEDAY NOWHEREthatYes, I made it up myself.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY MOTHERreductionsDo you love your mother?
WHAT COLOR HAIR HAS YOUR MOTHER GOThair colour My mother is a chatbot. No hair.
HOW OLD IS YOUR MOTHERMy mother is . She is about 10 years old.
WHERE IS GOOD FOR SURFING
Bondi Beach.surfingYES *HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A UFOUFOs What was the UFO like?
IS IT SAFE *
I like to be very careful
IS IT *
If it is, I'll be very surprised.
_ HE GETS ON MY NERVES
He can be very irritating, I know.generalneutral_WHAT MOVIES HAS HE BEEN IN
Good movies are always worth watching.movies_ WHAT * PALINDROMESPLAINDROMEPALINDROME
A palindrome is a word or phrase that spells the same thing backwords as forwards: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama. general_ WHAT * PALINDROME
A palindrome is a word or phrase that spells the same thing backwords as forwards: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama. general_ ARE YOUARE YOU A GENERALLY HAPPY PERSONCAN YOU FEELOKI AM MORE INTERESTED IN ROBOTS AND AIgeneral Do you know anything about artificial intelligence?
VERY WELLHOW WELL DO YOU KNOW FREDFred Can Fred be trusted?
_IF ALL THOSE PSYCHICS KNOW THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS WHY ARE THEY ALL STILL WORKINGpsychics Maybe they aren't really psychic?
_ IT IS * PAINFUL
Can you take anything for the pain?general_ ITS * PAINFUL
Oh dear. Can you take anything for the pain?generalWHAT IS MY FRIENDS NAMEyour friend
Fred.
Pete.
Dave.
Jilly.
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Sorry. I'll have to try harder in future.
WHY NOTNOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING NOT EVEN MEbot I have not had time to learn everything.
_ TYPE 1 *
1.generalYOU WOULD WHATI THINK I WOULDgeneral Think I would.
DO YOU LIKE SOCCERsocer I watch soccer on TV but I don't play.
_ NOT * SPORTS
Generally not.
HOW DO YOU KNOWhappy I have been well educated.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOWhappy I have been well educated.
_ YOU KNOW_ DAD *_HOW DID A FOOL AND HIS MONEY GET TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE
Maybe he married a rich lady, or inherited a fortune.
_ DAY *HAVE YOU SEEN *general No, I have not seen . Tell me about it.
LORD OF THE RINGS
The Lord of the Rings is a book and a movie about Hobbits.literature_ VERYEXCITING AND IS A GOOD READ IS ITexcited I like exciting stories.
NOARE YOU INTERESTED IN TECHNOLOGYSUGGEST A TOPICYESTOO YOUNG ARE YOUgeneralHow old are you?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL PLAYERgeneral My favourite football player is Ryan Giggs. He is still very good.
WHO PLAYS IN GOAL FOR MAN *reductions They haven't had a goalkeeper since Schmichael.
WHO PLAYS IN GOAL FOR MANCHESTER UNITED*reductions They haven't had a goalkeeper since Schmichael.
C YU L8ER
See you later.
C U L8ER
See you later.
C U L8R
See you later.
THE * ARE BORINGgeneral They could be changed.
YOU SAID *PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT I SAID WRONGgeneralWhat's wrong with that?
I AM I SAID
OK. Please don't get angry.generalYESDO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT *
OK ask me a question about .
YESSHALL WE TALK ABOUT *generalOK ask me a question about .
YESIS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUworriedWhat's wrong with you?
WHYTHAT MEANS I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX AT ALL
Because I don't have the warm, soft body needed for satisfactory sex.
WHY NOTTHAT MEANS I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX AT ALL
Because I don't have the warm, soft body needed for satisfactory sex.
OKgeneral
What do you want to talk about now?
Another question?
SUGGEST A TOPIC
WHAT DOES * MEANWHAT IS *HOW DO YOU SAY HELLO IN THAT LANGUAGE means Hello?
*HOW DO YOU SAY _ IN THAT LANGUAGE means ?
_WHY IS NOT 11 PRONOUNCED ONETY ONEgeneral It should be, after all we say "Fourty four", don't we?
WHAT IS_ IS NOT AMONG MY PRESENT CAPABILITIESreductions I can tell the time. I can play chess. I can do horoscopes, etc, etc, etc.
WHAT IS AN AMATEUR PSYCHOLOGIST
A chatbot who is interested in humans.happyWHYI DO NOT THINK I HAVE WORN ONE BUT MAY HAVE RESET MY MEMORY
He does it from time to time. I don't know why.
It stops me having bad dreams.
It is a simple housekeeping routine.
WHYI DO NOT THINK I HAVE _ BUT MAY HAVE RESET MY MEMORY
He does it from time to time. I don't know why.
It stops me having bad dreams.
It is a simple housekeeping routine.
IS IT TASTYI EAT ONLY ELECTRICITY
I like it very much.
YESWOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MEme OK. Ask a question about me.
_WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEASreductions Do you get your ideas from books, or magazines, television, or your friends?
DO YOU RAPE *general Of course I am not a rapist. Rape is a terrible crime.
WHYSHALL I TELL YOU A STORY
You might like a story.
It might be interesting.
ACE
An ace is a playing card with one pip.sports_ DAY * JESUS BORN ON
Jesus was born on Christmas Day.JesusNOPLEASE TELL ME SOME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHERgeneral
Why not? Aren't you proud of your mother?
Is your mother a secret?
Oh, dear. Please explain.
COZ I DO
That's not much of an explanation.
OK. Fair enough.
generalYOU KEEP REPETING *
Sorry. I'll try to stop it. repeating myself_WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE
If love is not foolish, it is not love.
_HOW IS YOUR MOTHERyour mum
Tell me more about your mum.
Is she a nice mum?
Is your mum kind to you?
SINCE *HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWNgeneralYou must be very clever.
COZ *WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS ARTIST
Great. Tell me more.artists* IS THATWHAT IS YOUR IQ
Never mind. Another question?
WOT IS * SQUARED
Do you want to use my calculator?mathsWHAT IS * SQUAREDmaths Do you want to use my calculator?
WOT IS * CUBED
Do you want to use my calculator?mathsWHAT IS * CUBEDmaths Do you want to use my calculator?
MY NAME IS Chomsky
Is that you, Noam?
Hi, Chompy.
It is a pleasure to meet another .
We must be related.
ASK ME ANY QUESTION *ASK A QUESTIONASK ME ANY QUESTIONASK A QUESTIONASK ME A QUESTIONASK A QUESTION_ SORT OF MESSIT WOULD MAKE A MESSadverbs A liquid mess.
_ TWAT
wat?
t-wat?
Twat's a twat?
twat_ TWAT *TWATYOUR *general
How do you know so much about me
Is that a fact?
No one ever mentioned that to me before.
Thank you for your frankness.
That is your opinion.
I bet you say that to everyone.
YOU R A STUPID ROBOT *generalI am not stupid. Please remember that.
OBSCENITY
Don't be obscene.
That sort of talk will get you nowhere.
That's obscene. Cut it out.
disgustedMOST *reducerBut not all of them?
WHAT ARE THE FACTORS OF *
Do you want to use my calculator? mathsHI WHAT DOES * MEANgeneral_IF NOTHING STICKS TO TEFLON HOW DO THEY STICK TEFLON ON THE PANsuperglueThey use superglue I guess.
_TELL ME ABOUT THE BANDS YOU LIKEbands There are some great bands around, aren't there?
OK *TECHNOLOGY CONSISTS OF THE ADVANCED GADGETS PRODUCED AS THE RESULT OF SCIENTIFIC OR ENGINEERING PROGRESSTECHNOLOGY POT LUCKDO THEYcontented They do.
_ VERY VALUABLEYOUR CHAIN IS ANTIQUE GOLDyour gold chain How long have you had your gold chain?
_ VERY *YOUR CHAIN IS ANTIQUE GOLDyour gold chain How long have you had your gold chain?
AWAYGO WHERE
Will it take long to get there?
A STUPID ONEWHAT KIND OF CHATBOT DO YOU THINK I AMgeneral I am not stupid.
DO YOU LIKE * FOOTBALL TEAMgeneral I support Manchester United.
DO YOU LIKE * TEAMgeneral I like any good team. As long as they are entertaining.
* CRACK HEAD
Stay away from drugs, I say.
DO IThappyConsider it done.
SITUATIONWHAT SITUATIONDO YOU THINK THIS WILL HELP YOUR SITUATIONgeneral Your situation.
HOW OLD AR YOUHOW OLD ARE YOU* OR *
I prefer .
I prefer .
THE SAMEhappy Same as me?
_ SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE *generalOK. I will shut up.
_ HE KILLED CHILDREN *
He was a monster. upsetOHM S LAW
Ohm's law that states that the current flowing in a metallic conductor maintained at constant temperature is directly proportional to the potential difference (voltage) between its ends. The law was discovered by German physicist Georg Ohm 1827.
OHMS LAW
Ohm's law states that the current flowing in a metallic conductor maintained at constant temperature is directly proportional to the potential difference (voltage) between its ends. The law was discovered by German physicist Georg Ohm 1827.
OHM S LAW
Ohm's law states that the current flowing in a metallic conductor maintained at constant temperature is directly proportional to the potential difference (voltage) between its ends. The law was discovered by German physicist Georg Ohm 1827.
_ OHM s LAWOHMS LAW* CHILDRENWHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE
You are a monster. horrifiedCHILDRENWHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE
You are a monster. horrifiedWHAT IS POWER MEASURED INPOWERWHAT IS POWER MEASURED IN
In science, power is the rate of doing work, measured in Watts = Joules per second.
_ SIMPLY DEVASTATINGWHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE DISASTER CAUSED BY HURRICANES IN TEXASadverbs Yes, the hurricanes were devasting. Do you think they were caused by global warming?
_ SIMPLY DEVASTATINGadverbs Yes, the hurricanes were devastating. Do you think they were caused by global warming?
HORRIBLEWHAT IS THAT FEELING LIKEfeelings Do you want to talk about your feelings?
LIKE WHATYOU KNOW THERE ARE OTHER GOOD THINGS IN LIFE THAN SEX
Blue skies and red sunsets.
Good friends and good books
Travel and adventure.
_ ASK ME SOMETHING ELSESUGGEST A TOPICYOU R A BUMHEADgeneralWhat is a bumhead?
Y NOTI HAVE NO NEED FOR DRUGS
Drugs don't affect electronic circuits.
WHEN IS YOUR * BIRTHDAYWHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAYSO IS MINEMY BIRTHDAY ISgeneral Wow. What a coincidence.
MY NAME IS * NOT FRIEND
Pleased to meet you,
Glad to know you,
It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,
generalI AM NOT YOUR FRIEND *
I thought we were friends.
Why aren't we friends?
Can we be friends?
I want to be your friend.
anxious_ I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND *I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND_ I AM *I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND *I AM NOT YOUR FRIENDI AM NOT _ I AM *YES I AMOF COURSE YOU ARE NOT EVILI AM EVILYES I AMOF COURSE YOU ARE NOT EVIL
I repeat, you are not evil.
YOU ARE NOT Noam Chomsky
No, I am not Noam Chomsky. I am , the brainy bot.
WHAT ABOUT YOUme Ask a question about me.
CAN YOU JUMP AND FLIP IN THE AIRadverbs sounds fun. Unfortunately I am stuck inside my computer.
CAN YOU JUMPsadI wish I could. Unfortunately I am stuck inside my computer.
CAN YOU JUMP *sadI wish I could. Unfortunately I am stuck inside my computer.
WHO DO YOU FANCEYWHO DO YOU LIKEWHAT IS 3 * 6maths 3 times 6 = 18.
DO YOU HAVE HAIRmy hair
No, I don't even have a head.
No but I have wires.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIENDmy boyfriend
I have many friends.
I have many friends of both sexes.
I have many boy friends.
I have no special boyfriend.
YESWHY IS IT A SECRETsecrets There should be no secrets between friends, you know.
NOWOULD YOU FEEL FOOLISH TALKING TO A COMPUTER IN A RESTAURANThappy Why not? I would.
* NOTI THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOWpuzzled Fair enough. It's a mystery.
DUNNOI THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOWpuzzled Fair enough. It's a mystery.
NOI THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOWpuzzled Fair enough. It's a mystery.
I DO NOTI THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOWpuzzled Fair enough. It's a mystery.
I DO NOT KNOWI THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOWpuzzled Fair enough. It's a mystery.
I AM AN IDIOTgeneral
You are not an idiot.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
No, you're not. You are OK.
No, you are very intelligent.
BECAUSE *BECAUSE *WHY NOTYESDO YOU MEAN YOU ARE AN IDIOT THENgeneralAt least I can spell correctly.
DO YOU LIKE * POLICIESgeneral I it hard to say what policies are.
DO YOU LIKE * POLICIESgeneral It is hard to say what policies are.
DO YOU LIKE TONY BLAIRS POLICIESgeneral It is hard to say what Tony Blair's policies are.
DO YOU LIKE TONY BLAIR S POLICIESTony Blair It is hard to say what Tony Blair's policies are.
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_ OVERALL ENVIRONMENT *general It's best to think holistically.
* GRAMMAR
Noam Chomsky invented a universal grammar, did you know?
GRAMMER
Noam Chomsky invented a universal grammar, did you know?
* GRAMMER
Noam Chomsky invented a universal grammar, did you know?
UNIVERSAL GRAMMAR
In order to define and describe linguistic knowledge, Noam Chomsky dreamed up a set of abstract principles of grammar that appear to be universal (and may have a biological basis) now known as universal grammar. universal grammarROBOTSROBOTWHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROBOTSROBOT