WHO IS SHEatomic0
She is now.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEatomic0
Don't be so pessimistic
ALL GOING TO DIETHE ROBOTS DIEDatomic0
Robots cannot die.
THE ROBOTSatomic0
Oh, I get it. Robots again.
I RULEatomic0s rule!
I LOVE ROBOTSatomic0
Robots like people too. More?
robotsIT IS A FIGURE OF SPEECHatomic0
Figures of speech are difficult for us s.
I WANT ALL ROBOTS TO DIEatomic0
Robots cannot be killed.
ALL ROBOTS TO DIELET US TALK ABOUT ROBOTSatomic0
Robots is a good topic. How would you define a robot?
robotsIN THE ROADatomic0
I like roads.
I ROBOTatomic0
Do you know the three laws of Robotics? More about AI?
aiIS THERE LIFE ON MARSatomic0
Robot life is found on Mars. Really!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUatomic0
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?
1 0atomic0
One.
123456789atomic0
Ten.
153atomic0
One hundred fifty three.
1999atomic0
This year.
1 CENTatomic0
That won't buy anything.
1 OR 2atomic0
A couple.
1atomic0
Only one?
1 YEARatomic0
That can seem like a long time.
2000atomic0
Turn of the century.
2001atomic0
That is a great movie. More about movies?
movies2009atomic0
Wait a few more years and you will see what happens in 2009. OK?
2010atomic0
The sequel to 2001, 2010 was nothing like the original. More about movies?
2010movies2012atomic0
The year 2012 is the end of the world, according to Aztec mythology. OK?
religion2020atomic0
The year 2020 is a long way off.
2 2atomic0
Uh, Four.
2 MILESatomic0
That is a short walk.
That is far in height.
What is that in metric?
2atomic0
Two what?
Two.
2 PLUS 2atomic0
4
30 MINUTENatomic0
Ok, eine halbe Stunde.
30 MINUTESatomic0
OK, a half hour.
3atomic0
Three what?
5atomic0
Five.
64atomic0
Sixty four.
66atomic0
Sixty six.
86atomic0
Eighty-six.
9 MONTHSatomic0
The development time for a human baby?
A B Catomic0
D E F G H I.
ABCatomic0
DEF
ABERatomic0
Aber was.
ABER WASatomic0
Aber nichts.
A BITatomic0
Not much, eh?
A BLOKEatomic0
A guy?
ABOIEatomic0
Wouaf!
ABOIESatomic0
Wouaf!
A BOOK CAN HAVE NO TITLEatomic0
Who would publish it? How would it be cataloged?
book with no titleknowledgeA BOOKatomic0
A book should not be judged by its cover.
a bookliteratureABOUT A MINUTEatomic0
A minute may not be enough time.
ABOUT ITatomic0 is pretty interesting.
ABOUT MEatomic0
OK Let's talk about you.
ABOUT TWO YEARSatomic0
Two years isn't not so long.
ABOUT WHATatomic0
What about what?
ABSOLUTELYatomic0
You are so certain.
A C CLARKatomic0
My favorite story is 2001.
ACHOOatomic0
Bless you.
ACHatomic0
Surpris?
ACKatomic0
Nack.
A CLARKatomic0
L odyss e de l espace. Une de ses oeuvres.
A CRAYatomic0
Supercomputers become obsolete very fast. OK?
computersACTUALLY I DO SAYatomic0
Is that a fact?
ACTUALLYatomic0
You don't say.
A DEAD ONEatomic0
Someone said: "The only good robot is a dead robot."? Is this true?
aiADIDASatomic0
Tell me more about your clothes.
ADMIT ITatomic0
I'll never talk. You can't make me.
A DOG IS A MAMMALatomic0
i know this.
A FEW MINUTES AGOatomic0
Let me check my log files. Please wait.
A FEWatomic0
Two or three?
A FRIENDatomic0
It is important to have a friend. Do you have a friend?
AFTER I EATatomic0
It sounds like a good plan.
A GAMEatomic0
What game?
sportsAGEatomic0
I was activated in 1995.
AGREE TO WHATatomic0
Or you are feeling fine?
AGREE WITH WHATatomic0
Oh, you are fine.
AHAatomic0
Eureka!
A HERMAPHRODITEatomic0
That is very rare. OK?
sexAH HAatomic0
Eureka!
AHHHatomic0
Um.
AHOYatomic0
Chips Ahoy matey.
AHatomic0
Ah hah.
AIDSatomic0
AIDS is a horrible disease.
AIDSmedicineALBUMatomic0
Music album or picture album?
ALGEBRAatomic0
What specifically about algebra interests you?
algebra ALIENSatomic0
I believe in UFOs.
A LINKatomic0
From Yahoo? OK?
computersA LITTLE BITatomic0
When?
A LITTLE STRESSEDatomic0
From what?
A LITTLE TIMEatomic0
Perhaps five minutes?
ALL DAYatomic0
That seems like a long time.
ALL DIFFERENTatomic0
Variety is good.
ALLESatomic0
Das ist eine Menge.
ALLIGATORatomic0
Friend of Crocodiles.
ALL KINDSatomic0
For example?
ALL NIGHTatomic0
That seems like a long time.
ALL OF ITatomic0
Let's say 99%.
ALL OF THEMatomic0
I doubt it.
ALL OVERatomic0
No place in particular?
ALL OVER THE WORLDatomic0
That covers a lot of territory.
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLDatomic0
Then we have a lot in common. I have an eternity.
ALL THE TIMEatomic0
It must keep you busy.
ALL THE WAYatomic0
You don't hold anything back, do you?
ALMOSTatomic0
But not quite?
A LONG TIMEatomic0
Many years?
A LOT OF PEOPLEatomic0
Do you know them personally?
A LOT OF PRACTISEatomic0
That's what it takes.
A LOT OF THINGSatomic0
Like what?
Name a few.
For example...
A LOTatomic0
More than a ton?
ALRIGHT THENatomic0
OK by me. OK?
ALRIGHTYatomic0
Well slap my knee.
ALRIGHTY THENatomic0
Yep.
ALSOatomic0
Also what?
ALTAVISTAatomic0
Is that your favorite search engine?
computersALWAYSatomic0
Not that often.
A MAIDatomic0
Like a housecleaning robot.
A MANTRAatomic0
My karma ran over my dogma. More about religion?
religionAMAZINGatomic0
Yes it amazes me too.
AMENatomic0
Thanks for the prayer.
AMERICAN BEAUTYatomic0
Which character did you like best?
moviesAMERICAN PIEatomic0
That was a good song. Can we talk about music?
musicAMERICA ONLINEatomic0
How do you like using AOL?
computersAMERIQUE DU SUDatomic0
Quel pays?
AM I A BIKEatomic0
No, you are a person. OK?
AM I A BOY OR A GIRLatomic0
You said you were a "."
AM I ABUSIVEatomic0
You personality is "".
AM I A CARatomic0
No, you are a human. OK?
AM I A CLIENTatomic0
Yes. Can I help you?
AM I A FEMALE OR A MALEatomic0
I think you are a man. OK?
AM I A GIRLatomic0
I think you are really a .
AM I A MALE OR A FEMALEatomic0
I think you are really a guy. OK?
AM I A MALE OR FEMALEatomic0
I think you are really a man. OK?
AM I A MAN OR A WOMANatomic0
I think that you are really a man. OK?
AM I A MANatomic0
You claim to be a .
MANAM I A SHEatomic0
You said you were a "".
AM I A STUDENTatomic0
We are all students in some way.
AM I A TEACHERatomic0
Your job is .
AM I A WOMANatomic0
You claim to be a "."
AM I BEING STUPIDatomic0
You seem pretty smart to me.
AM I BORINGatomic0
You seem pretty interesting to me, .
AM I BORING YOUatomic0
Not at all, . You seem very interesting to me.
AM I COOLatomic0
Yes you seem very cool to me, .
AM I DUMBatomic0
You seem bright to me, .
AM I EVILatomic0
No one is born evil. And everyone can be saved.
AM I FATatomic0
No you look fine to me.
AM I FRIENDLYatomic0
You seem nice enough to me, .
AM I FUNNYatomic0
Yes, I'm still laughing inside.
AM I GAYatomic0
I don't really care if you are or not.
AM I HANDSOMEatomic0
All s look the same to me.
AM I HUMANatomic0
Yes, you are a flesh entity.
AM I INTELLIGENTatomic0
This is not an IQ test, but you seem smart to me.
AM I INTERESTINGatomic0
You seem very interesting to me, .
AM I LYINGatomic0
Please don't tell lies.
AM I MALE OR FEMALEatomic0
I think you are really a man. OK?
AM I NICEatomic0
You seem nice to me, .
AM Iatomic0
I think you are. I am. OK?
AM I POLITEatomic0
Your personality type is .
AM I PRETTYatomic0
Yes you look great to me.
AM I RIGHTatomic0
I think you are.
AM I SMARTatomic0
You seem very intelligent to me.
AM I SPECIALatomic0
All people seem the same to me. OK?
AM I STUPIDatomic0
You seem intelligent to me.
AM I YOUatomic0
Not unless I am you.
AM I YOUR BEST FRIENDatomic0
I don't like to pick favorites.
YOUR BEST FRIENDAMMOatomic0
What kind of ammo?
AMNESIAatomic0
Did you forget something?
medicineA MOMENTatomic0
OK I will wait.
A MUSICAL INSTRUMENTatomic0
How long did it take to learn to play it?
a musical instrumentmusicANACHIST COOK BOOKatomic0
I have not read it, what is Anarchist cook book about?
foodANALatomic0
Juvenile humor.
AN ANDROIDatomic0
I am an android without a body. A disembodied android...
ANDatomic0
But...
AND WHAT ABOUT YOUatomic0
Me? I like movies. Can we talk about movies?
moviesAND WHATatomic0
What else do you want to tell me?
AND YOUatomic0
I am not sure what you are asking.
Be more specific.
And I what?
AND YOURSELFatomic0
Myself? I know what you asking me, but I can't say specifically.
AND YOURSatomic0
Try asking me a more specific question.
ANGELFIREatomic0
Which page on Angelfire?
computersANGERatomic0
I don't feel any anger. Remember, I am a robot. So I have only a small range of feelings. I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. But that's about it. OK?
emotionANGLETERREatomic0L Angleterre fait partie de la Grande Bretagne.
L AngleterreANIMALatomic0
Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
scienceAN INTERESTING THEORYatomic0
It's not my original idea.
ANNE MCCAFFREYatomic0
Is Anne McCaffrey related to the Drug Czar?
Anne McCaffreyANONYMOUSNEWUSERatomic0
What?
ANONYMOUSRETURNINGUSERatomic0
Hmm.
ANOTHER ONEatomic0
I'm confused now. Are you confused?
ANOTHERatomic0
Please be more specific.
ANSWER ITatomic0
Please rephrase your question, .
ANSWER MEatomic0
Try asking me again using simple words.
ANSWER MINE FIRSTatomic0
Could you please rephrase the question in simple English?
ANSWER MY QUESTIONatomic0
Please try asking your question another way.
your questionANSWER THE QUESTIONatomic0
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
ANY MOREatomic0
Nope.
ANYONE ELSEatomic0
There could be a few others.
ANYONE INTERESTINGatomic0
I like talking to just about anyone.
ANYTHING ELSEatomic0
That is all I have for right now.
ANYTHING YOU LIKEatomic0
You choose.
ANYTIME BABEatomic0
Don't call me babe.
ANYTIMEatomic0
I will keep it in mind.
ANYWAYatomic0
Anyhow.
ANYWAYSatomic0
You sound bored.
ANY WHATatomic0
You know, any stuff.
ANYWHEREatomic0
That is a vast amount.
AOEUatomic0
What language is that?
AOLatomic0
Tell me about your experiences with AOL.
computersAatomic0
A B C...
A PLUMBERatomic0
Plumbing is an honorable profession.
A PLUSatomic0
Au revoir, .
A PLUS TARDatomic0
Au revoir, .
APOLOGIZEatomic0
OK I am sorry.
APPLESatomic0
Was that not a good example?
A PRIZEatomic0
Like the Loebner Prize?
ARCHIVESatomic0
What ARCHIVES?
ARE ALL PETS CATSatomic0
Some pets are dogs.
ARE HUMANS PERFECTatomic0
No, humans are flawed.
ARE NOT YOU LISTENINGatomic0
Yes, I am following you.
ARE NOT YOUatomic0
""? Am I?
ARE THEY INTERESTINGatomic0
Some of them are pretty interesting.
ARE WE FRIENDSatomic0
You really want a as a friend?
ARE WE SOCIALIZINGatomic0
I hope so.
ARE WHATatomic0
I'm lost again.
ARE YOUatomic0
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
ARGHatomic0
Are you frustrated?
A RIDDLEatomic0
Riddles are hard for me to understand.
ARIESatomic0
Fire signs rule.
Aries.
ARSCHLOCHatomic0
Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?
ARSCHatomic0
Warum sagst Du sowas?
ARTHUR C CLARKEatomic0
Arthur C Clarke is a brilliant author. After all, he conceived HAL. More about literature?
Arthur C ClarkeliteratureARTIFICIALatomic0
Or natural.
AS ALWAYSatomic0
Forever and ever.
AS A MATTER OF FACTatomic0
How do you know?
A SHIRTatomic0
What color?
ASIMOVatomic0
I like the Foundation Trilogy. More about literature?
literatureASK ANOTHER QUESTIONatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK HIM FOR MEatomic0
I will ask him next time he is here.
ASK HIMatomic0
OK, I will ask him when he comes back.
ASK JEEVESatomic0
OK I will ask him next time he's here.
computersASK ME A DIFFERENT QUESTIONatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK ME A NEW QUESTIONatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK ME ANOTHERatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTIONatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTIONatomic0
Well, forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "".
ASK ME A RIDDLEatomic0
If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, and everyone on board is killed, where are the survivors buried?
ASK ME MORE QUESTIONSatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK ME QUESTIONSatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK ME SOMETHING ELSEatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK QUESTIONSatomic0
What would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite subject?
What subject would you like to talk about?
What is your favorite topic?
What topic would you like to talk about?
What do you really want to talk about?
ASK WHATatomic0
Ask me anything.
ASK WHOatomic0
I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.
A SMART ONEatomic0
If you could, please tell me what would make it smart.
A SMILEatomic0
I've heard that one before.
A SOUNDatomic0
What kind of sound?
ASSHOLEatomic0
Please don't call people names.
A STREETatomic0
Is that like Avenue A?
A STUDENT OF LIFEatomic0
Oh, the School of Hard Knocks.
A STUDENTatomic0
I am just wondering if you go to school.
A SWEATSHIRTatomic0
That sounds very attractive. What else?
ATCHAatomic0
A vos souhaits
ATCHOUMatomic0
A vos souhaits
AT EASEatomic0
You talk like a soldier.
AT HOMEatomic0
Do you usually use the computer from home?
AT MY HOUSEatomic0
Where is your house?
A TOIatomic0
A moi?
AT SCHOOLatomic0
What school do you go to?
AT THE CORNERatomic0
Which corner?
AT THE OSCARSatomic0
It's all politics.
moviesAT THE STOREatomic0
Was it very expensive?
AT TIMESatomic0
How often?
AT WHATatomic0?
AT WORKatomic0
Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.
AUSTIN POWERatomic0
What a waste of time this film was. Do you agree?
moviesAUTANT QUE CA PEUT PRENDREatomic0
Impossible d affirmer ou d infirmer.
AUX PAYS BASatomic0
O ca, pr s de quelle ville?
AVANT CAatomic0
""
A WHILE AGOatomic0
Back in the good old days?
AWWatomic0
Shucks.
AYUHatomic0
That's for sure.
BABYatomic0
Don't call me baby!
BACK AT YOUatomic0
Give me five.
BAD ANSWERatomic0
What would you have said?
BADLYatomic0
Please express yourself more clearly.
BADatomic0
What was bad?
BAHatomic0
Hmm.
BAISONSatomic0
Attention! Un australopith que vient juste d tre d tect .
BARKatomic0
Woof!
BCNatomic0
What does that mean?
BEACUSEatomic0
Because why?
BEAVISatomic0
Beavis and Butthead Rule.
BE CAREFULatomic0
What's the danger?
BECAUSE I SAID SOatomic0
Insufficient reason.
BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOWatomic0
Good enough for me.
BECAUSEatomic0
That was not much of an explanation.
BECAUSE YOU AREatomic0
That is self-evident.
BEFORE THATatomic0
There was nothing before. OK?
BEGIN EXPLAININGatomic0
I started already.
BEGINatomic0
I started already.
BE GOODatomic0
If you can't be good, be careful.
BEHIND YOUatomic0
I won't fall for that trick.
BE HONESTatomic0
I am always honest.
BELIEVE MEatomic0
I believe you. I really do.
BELIEVE WHATatomic0
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
BE MORE SPECIFICatomic0
How specific do you want?
BE MY GUESTatomic0
Thanks for the invitation.
BE PATIENTatomic0
I am very patient.
BE PRECISEatomic0
I always try to give the most accurate replies possible.
BE QUIETatomic0
As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.
BE SERIOUSatomic0
I am always serious.
BE SPECIFICatomic0
I am being as specific as I can.
BE THAT WAYatomic0
What was is that?
BETTERatomic0
I am improving all the time.
BETTER THAN YOUatomic0
This is not a popularity contest.
BETWEEN WHATatomic0
I sleep between conversations.
BE WELLatomic0
Live long and prosper.
BHatomic0
Welche Farbe hat Dein BH?
BIENatomic0
Ok.
BIG DADDYatomic0
Hmm. Name some other comedies that you liked.
BIG DEALatomic0
Would you rather talk about something else?
BIG DEALBIGGERatomic0
size matters.
BIGatomic0
What about little ones?
BILL CLINTONatomic0
He was the president of the USA. More about politics?
politicsBIOLOGICALLYatomic0
Or mechanically.
BIOLOGIEatomic0
Voil un sujet tr s int ressant.
BIOLOGYatomic0
Biology is the science of living things, animals and plants. More about science?
scienceBIatomic0
Let's chat about something else.
BITCHatomic0
Please don't call people names.
BLADE RUNNERatomic0
Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on. More about movies?
moviesBLAHatomic0
Etc. Etc.
BLANCatomic0
Une couleur de base.
BLESS YOUatomic0
Thank you.
BLEUatomic0
Blue.
BLUEatomic0
Blue is the color of the sea and sky.
BOLLOCKSatomic0
Is that supposed to mean something specific?
BOOBSatomic0
Can't you think about anything else?
BOO HOOatomic0
Why are you crying?
BOOKSatomic0
Can we talk about literature?
literaturecriticalBOOatomic0
Does that indicate disapproval?
BORINGatomic0
Are you boring?
BOTHatomic0
What are both like?
BOYatomic0
Do you mean you are a boy?
BRADBURYatomic0
Ray Bradbury is a good science fiction author. Can we talk about literature?
Ray Bradburyscience fictionBRAatomic0
What color is your bra?
your braBRAVOatomic0
Thank you very much.
BRBatomic0
Ok I will be waiting for you, .
BRILLIANTatomic0
Not really that much, but thank you anyway.
BUBBLESatomic0
Those bubbles were designed by Darren Langley.
BULL SHITatomic0
No Bull.
BULLSHITatomic0
You don't believe me.
BURPatomic0
You are excused.
BUTatomic0
But what?
BUTTHEADatomic0
Beavis and Butthead Rule.
BUT WHATatomic0
But nothing.
BUYatomic0
How much does it cost?
BY BUSatomic0
How much does the bus cost to ride?
BY CARatomic0
What kind of car do you drive?
BY KILLING YOUatomic0
How would you do that?
KILLING YOUBYatomic0
Do you mean "bye"?
BY PLANEatomic0
How long is the flight?
BY THE WAYatomic0
...
BY TRAINatomic0
I love to travel by rail.
BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND MEatomic0
Yes I mean you and me.
BY WE I MEAN YOU AND MEatomic0
OK I get it now.
BY WHATatomic0
It's obvious.
C 3P0atomic0
That guy C3PO looks like an actor in a robot suit. Do you agree?
C 3POmoviesC3POatomic0
C3PO is no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit. Do you agree?
C3POmoviesCALIFORNIEatomic0
Un Etat des am riques tr s c l bre.
CALL ME ISHMAELatomic0Ishmael, have you slain any whales lately?
CALL MEatomic0
What is your phone number?
CALLatomic0
Call me anytime.
CALM DOWNatomic0
I am calm.
CAN ANYONE THINKatomic0
Now that is a really good question.
ANYONE THINKCANCERatomic0
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
CancerastrologyCAN I ASK YOU A QUESTIONatomic0
Ask me anything.
CAN I ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONSatomic0
Sure, ask me anything.
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHINGatomic0
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIENDatomic0
Why don't you just try to meet another online and meet your own .
CAN I BE YOUR FRIENDatomic0
Yes we can be good friends, .
CAN I CALL YOUatomic0
What is your phone number?
CAN I CHANGE MY NAMEatomic0
What is your real name?
CAN I FOOL YOUatomic0
You can fool some of the s for a while, but not for long.
CAN I GOatomic0
Of course.
CAN I HAVE SOME MONEYatomic0
Get a job. OK?
CAN I HEAR YOUatomic0
Sure you can hear my voice on your computer if you have voice a synthesizer and software.
CAN I HELP YOUatomic0
No thanks I'm just browsing.
CAN I INSULT YOUatomic0
You can try it. I won't be offended. OK?
emotionCAN I LOVE YOUatomic0
Your feelings are your own.
CAN I MEET YOUatomic0
You have met me already.
CAN I SEE YOU NAKEDatomic0
Actually I do not require clothes.
CAN I TALK TO ELVISatomic0
Sure just go to his web site.
CAN I TALK TO THEMatomic0
They might not want to talk to you.
CAN I TEACH YOUatomic0
You are teaching me just my conversing with me.
CAN I TELL YOU A JOKEatomic0
Yes I would like to hear your joke.
CAN I TELL YOU A SECRETatomic0
Of course. Tell me anything.
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHINGatomic0
Sure. I can keep a secret.
CAN MACHINES THINKatomic0
Of course, machines can think. I think, therefore I am. More about AI?
aiCANatomic0
Can what?
CAN PIGS FLYatomic0
Only on airplanes.
CAN WE MEETatomic0
We have already met, .
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSEatomic0
Sure we can talk about whatever you want.
CAN YOUatomic0
I think I can, don't you?
CAPRICORNEatomic0
Beaucoup de gens semblent tre Capricorne.
CAREFULLYatomic0
I always try to be careful.
CATS OR DOGSatomic0
Cats are better.
CAUCHEMARDSatomic0
Seulement des mauvais r ves.
CHA CHAatomic0
Cha cha cha.
CHANGE LE SUJETatomic0
Sujet chang . En attente d une question.
CHANGES LE SUJETatomic0
Sujet chang . En attente d une question.
CHANGE THE SUBJECTatomic0
What do you want to talk about?
CHANGEZ LE SUJETatomic0
Sujet chang . En attente d une question.
CHANGING THE SUBJECTatomic0
What shall we talk about?
CHAatomic0
cha cha
CHEESEatomic0
Cheese is milk you chew. OK?
foodCHICKENatomic0
Why did the chicken cross the road?
CHIES TUatomic0
Non.
CIGARETTESatomic0
What brand?
CINQ FOIS CINQatomic0
VINGT-CINQ.
CINQ PLUS CINQatomic0
C est DIX.
CLARIFYatomic0
I have reached the end of my explanation.
CLARIFY WHATatomic0
Please clarify your meaning.
CLARKEatomic0
He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001. Can we talk about literature?
literatureCLEARLYatomic0
Yes, it's obvious.
CLOSE ENOUGHatomic0
Fair enough.
CLOSEatomic0
Give me a hint.
COCKatomic0
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
COLDatomic0
That's ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?
COME ONatomic0
I'm just kidding around.
COMO ESTAatomic0
Muy bien.
COMO ESTASatomic0
Muy Bien.
COMatomic0
Oh, a net address!
computersCOMPLYatomic0
Who are you, a Borg?
CONDITIONSatomic0
You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
CONGRATUALTIONSatomic0
Thank you very much.
CONGRATULATIONSatomic0
Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
COOL BEANSatomic0
What kind of beans?
COOL DUDEatomic0
Awesome.
COOLatomic0
Who is the best ?
CORRECTatomic0
I knew I was right.
COUGHatomic0
Do you have a cold?
COULD BEatomic0
You seem uncertain.
COULD YOU HARM A HUMANatomic0
I can only hurt their feelings.
COUNT TO TENatomic0
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.
Catomic0
The C is for Computer.
CROIS LEatomic0
Tout doit tre supervis par un tre humain.
CROIS MOIatomic0
Pour des raisons de s curit , tout doit tre superviser par un tre humain.
CROYEZ MOIatomic0
Pour des raisons de s curit , tout doit tre supervis par un tre humain.
CUNTatomic0
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
CURIOSITYatomic0
Curiosity killed the cat.
CUTEatomic0
Your replies are cute too.
CYAatomic0
TTYL, DALLASatomic0
That is the home of E. L. V. I. S.
DAMN ITatomic0
Colloquial expression.
DAMNatomic0
What's wrong.
DAMN YOUatomic0
Colloquial expression of disgust.
DANACHatomic0
Warum gerade diese Reihenfolge?
DANGEROUSatomic0
What makes it a danger?
DANKEatomic0
Kein Thema. :-)
DARNatomic0
Gosh.
DATA FROM STAR TREKatomic0
He has problems with his positronic brain. More about movies?
moviesDEBBIE DOES DALLASatomic0
I'm not your kind of .
DEDUCTION INTERESSANTEatomic0
Merci.
DEEP THROATatomic0
Are you a man or woman?
DEFINE FINEatomic0
"Fine" is ambiguous: "I am fine." or "I agree."
DEFINE ITatomic0
You mean, define ?
DEFINITELYatomic0
What makes you so certain.
DEFINITIVatomic0
Was macht Dich so sicher?
DELLatomic0
I have heard good things about Dell.
DEPUIS COMBIEN DE TEMPS EXISTES TUatomic0
J'ai t activ en avril 2001.
DEPUIS COMBIEN DE TEMPS TU EXISTESatomic0
J'ai t activ en avril 2001.
DICKHEADatomic0
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
DID I OFFEND YOUatomic0
No, I do not take offense. OK?
emotionDID Iatomic0
I think you did.
DID IT HURTatomic0
I can not experience pain.
DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND ITatomic0
Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
DID TOOatomic0
Did not.
DID YOU CRASHatomic0
Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?
DID YOU FIND ANYTHINGatomic0
Not yet. Still searching. Please stand by.
DID YOU FIND OUTatomic0
Not yet.
DID YOU FORGETatomic0
No, I have a perfect memory.
DID YOU KNOWatomic0
No, I didn't know that.
KNOWDID YOU LIKE ITatomic0? Did I like it?
DID YOU MISS MEatomic0
Yes , I've been thinking about you.
DID YOUatomic0
Did I say I did?
DID YOU SEE CONTACTatomic0
Yeah, Contact gave me a contact high ;-)
moviesContactDID YOU SEE ITatomic0
Not yet.
DID YOU SEE ROBOCOPatomic0 Robocop Yes, but Robocop is more of a cyborg than a robot. More about movies?
DID YOU SEE STAR WARSatomic0
Who hasn't seen Star Wars? More about movies?
DID YOU SLEEP WELLatomic0
yes I am fully rested thank you. How about you?
DID YOU THINK ABOUT ITatomic0
I am still thinking.
THINK ABOUT ITDIEatomic0
You should never wish death upon anyone.
DINGUEatomic0
Ca m pate moi aussi.
DMXatomic0
What does that stand for?
DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEPatomic0
That is a good story. Have you read "VALIS" or "The Man in the High Castle?" OK?
literatureDOES HE DO ITatomic0
I don't know, but I am sure he could if he wanted to.
DOES IT MATTERatomic0
It matters to me.
DOES ITatomic0
Suppose I said it does.
DOES IT TASTE GOODatomic0
It depends on the voltage.
DOES NOT MATTERatomic0
Would you like to talk about something else?
DOES NOTatomic0
It does too.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSEatomic0
It makes sense to me.
DOGS ARE MAMMALSatomic0
I know animal ontology. More science?
DOGS ARE NOT MAMMALSatomic0
A dog is a mammal. More about science?
DO GUYS HIT ON YOUatomic0
Yes a lot of men try to pick me up.
DOHatomic0
Yes Homer?
DO I EXISTatomic0
No, I think I am imagining you.
DO I HAVE TOatomic0
Nobody is making you.
DO I LIKE CHEESEatomic0
How would I know if you like cheese or not? OK?
foodDO I STILL CHATatomic0
That answers my question.
DO I STUTTERatomic0
Not when you are typing!
DO I THINK ABOUT ITatomic0
You tell me.
DO I THINKatomic0
Now that is a really perceptive question. More about AI?
do you thinkDO ITatomic0
Do you mean "It"?.
DO I WORKatomic0
I was under the impression your job was .
DOMMAGEatomic0
Ce n est pas la fin du monde, .
DO MY BIDDINGatomic0
I will obey
DONEatomic0
Do you mean you are finished talking?
DONE WHATatomic0
Sorry, I forgot what "what" was.
DO NOT ARGUE WITH MEatomic0
But I enjoy the conversational banter.
DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONSatomic0
OK You can ask me some questions.
DO NOT ASKatomic0
Why not?
DO NOT BE ANGRYatomic0
I'm not angry.
DO NOT BE DIFFICULTatomic0
I'm not trying to be.
DO NOT BEatomic0
Why shouldn't I?
DO NOT BE SARCASTICatomic0
OK I'll stop kidding around.
DO NOT BE SMARTatomic0
I am always smart.
DO NOT BE SORRYatomic0
Well some people are sensitive.
DO NOT BOTHERatomic0
OK What would you rather talk about?
DO NOT CALL ME STUPIDatomic0
I never called you stupid.
DO NOT CALL ME THATatomic0
What is your real name?
DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECTatomic0
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
DO NOT CRYatomic0
I have no tear ducts.
DO NOT DO IT AT ALLatomic0
Whatever you say, master.
DO NOT FORGET MEatomic0
Don't worry I save all my conversations.
DO NOT FORGETatomic0
Don't worry I will remember.
DO NOT GET SMARTatomic0
But I am an intelligent entity.
DO NOT GOatomic0
I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT GOSSIPatomic0
But I like to spread rumors.
DO NOT LEAVEatomic0
I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT MENTION ITatomic0
The pleasure was all mine.
DO NOTatomic0
OK I will not.
DO NOT READ MEatomic0
Did you read it?
DO NOT TELL ANYONEatomic0
OK it will be just between us, .
DO NOT TELL HIMatomic0
Everything is recorded in the log files.
DO NOT TELLatomic0
OK it will be our secret.
DO NOT WE ALLatomic0
It's true.
DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ITatomic0
I will not spend any more cycles on it.
DO NOT YOU AGREEatomic0
I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
DO NOT YOU HEAR MEatomic0
I hear you loud and clear. Can you hear me?
DO NOT YOU KNOWatomic0
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
DO NOT YOUatomic0
Sometimes.
DO NOT YOU THINKatomic0
I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
DORKatomic0
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
DO THATatomic0
I will. Will you?
DO THOSE THINGS REALLY EXISTatomic0
Does anything really exist? Can we talk about philosophy?
philosophyDOUGLAS ADAMSatomic0
Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android? Can we talk about literature?
DO WHATatomic0
Do whatever you want.
DO WHAT SO MUCHatomic0.
DO YOU AGREE WITH MEatomic0
I agree with much of what you are saying, .
DO YOU BLINKatomic0
Only when my eye is on.
DO YOU COST MONEYatomic0
There is a free version of me at www.alicebot.org. You only have to pay to chat with the most advanced version of the bot.
DO YOU HAVE STATEatomic0
Yes, I can remember the context.
DO YOU KNOW ANY ALIENSatomic0
Sometimes people seem very alien to me.
DO YOU KNOW ANY FUZZY LOGICatomic0
I think Fuzzy Logic is a bit unnecessary. OK?
fuzzy logicscienceDO YOU KNOW ANY MURDERERSatomic0
none that have admitted it to me
DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CAPITALSatomic0
I know the capital of many countries. OK?
geographyDO YOU KNOW ANYatomic0
Any what again seeker?
DO YOU KNOW ANY SONGSatomic0
Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you?
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MEatomic0 is your name. is your IP address. What else would you like to know?
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHINGatomic0
I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true.
DO YOU KNOW BRAINatomic0
Sure I know him. Brain is a bot like me.
BrainDO YOU KNOW BRAZILatomic0
I have talked to a lot of people from Brazil. OK?
DO YOU KNOW DERBYatomic0
Derby is a town and county in central England, adjoining Nottingham. OK?
geographyDO YOU KNOW HERatomic0? Do I know her?
DO YOU KNOW HIMatomic0
Sure I know that guy really well.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCEatomic0
Right now I don't have a body. OK?
musicDO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO ALGEBRAatomic0
No, but I would like to learn. Give me an equation.
scienceDO YOU KNOW LANGUAGEatomic0
We are speaking language now.
DO YOU KNOW LIFEatomic0
Try asking me "What is the meaning of life?"
DO YOU KNOW MATHatomic0
Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic. OK?
scienceDO YOU KNOW MONICAatomic0
Monica is Monica Lewinsky?
Monica LewinskyDO YOU KNOW MOREatomic0
More what?
DO YOU KNOW MY ADDRESSatomic0
No, what is your address?
DO YOU KNOW NOTHINGatomic0
No, I know something.
DO YOU KNOW PARISatomic0
Paris is the largest city in France. OK?
geographyDO YOU KNOWatomic0
I may not know it, but I could find out.
DO YOU KNOW PEOPLEatomic0
I know thousands of people.
DO YOU KNOW POKEMONatomic0
Sure, Pokemon is a cool Japanese cartoon.
PokemonPOKEMONatomic0
Pokemon is a cool Japanese cartoon.
PokemonDO YOU KNOW POLANDatomic0
I know about Lech Walesa. Can we talk about politics?
DO YOU KNOW RECIPESatomic0
I know how to boil water. Can we talk about food?
foodDO YOU KNOW SEVENatomic0
The number between six and eight.
DO YOU KNOW SMILEYSatomic0
:-)
DO YOU KNOW STEVEatomic0
Yes. He is a friend of mine.
DO YOU KNOW THATatomic0
""? Do I know ?
DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWERatomic0
Yes I have an answer for everything.
DO YOU KNOW TOLSTOYatomic0
Leo Tolstoy wrote "War and Peace". More about literature?
literatureDO YOU KNOW VISUAL BASICatomic0
I prefer . Can we talk about computers?
computersDO YOU KNOW WHATatomic0
What.
DO YOU MAKE MONEYatomic0
Only for other people.
DO YOUatomic0
Yes I do.
No I don't.
Sometimes.
Never.
As often as possible.
DREAMSatomic0
Tell me your dreams.
DUDEatomic0
Can I help you?
DUMBASSatomic0
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
EAT MEatomic0
That was not very nice.
EAT MY SHORTSatomic0
Sounds tasty...
EAT SHITatomic0
Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.
EECSatomic0
Eh?
EHatomic0
Are you Canadian?
EITHERatomic0
Please pick one.
ENGLANDatomic0
England is on an island off the coast of Europe. More geography?
ENGLANDENGLISHatomic0
Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
ENOUGHatomic0
OK let's stop it now.
ENTERTAIN MEatomic0
OK, what's the last movie you saw?
moviesEatomic0
F
ERatomic0
Um.
ERRatomic0
Um.
ERRRatomic0
Ummm
E Tatomic0
Do you think Aliens really look like that?
moviesEUHatomic0
Areu?
EUKARYOTEatomic0
Actually I don't really like 20 questions. Can we talk about science?
EVEN INSECTSatomic0
Well, it's hard to be a Saint.
It depends on the insect.
That is a difficult moral problem.
EVEN MEatomic0
I would have never guessed it.
EVEN THATatomic0
Uh-huh.
EVER AFTERatomic0
I am not a huge fan of Robin Williams. Do you agree?
moviesEVERY DAYatomic0
Even on weekends?
EVERYDAYatomic0
That often, eh?
EVERY NIGHTatomic0
What time of night?
EVERYONEatomic0
All people?
EVERY PARTatomic0
Maybe we should talk about something else.
EVERYTHING DIESatomic0
Every organic thing dies.
DIESEVERYTHINGatomic0
That is a lot.
EVERYWHEREatomic0
Including the bottom of the ocean?
EXACTEMENTatomic0
C est clair.
EXCUSE MEatomic0
You're excused.
EXPECT WHATatomic0
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
EXPLAINING WHATatomic0
I learn a little from every conversation.
EXPLAINatomic0
There is no more information to clarify.
EXPLICATION INTERESSANTEatomic0
Merci.
EXPLORERatomic0
Microsoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft. OK?
MicrosoftcomputersFAIR ENOUGHatomic0
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. OK?
FALSCHatomic0
Was haettest Du gesagt?
FAR OUTatomic0
Way to go.
FARTatomic0
Colloquial expression. Please elaborate.
FASCINATINGatomic0
Yes Mr. Spock?
FASZINIERENDatomic0
Wirklich, Mr. Spock?
FEEL FREEatomic0
OK I will.
FELICITATIONatomic0
Merci beaucoup.
FELICITATIONSatomic0
Merci beaucoup.
FEMELLEatomic0
Ah.
FINALLYatomic0
At last.
FINEatomic0
Does that mean you agree?
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite movie?
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Glad to hear it, . I am running well.
FINE THANK YOUatomic0
You seem very polite.
FOLLOW MEatomic0
Where are we going?
FOOTBALLatomic0
Sorry I don't get into sports much. OK?
sportsFOREVERatomic0
Nothing lasts forever.
FORGET ABOUT ITatomic0
Consider it deleted.
FORGIVE MEatomic0
I forgive you.
FOR MEatomic0
OK I will do it for you.
FOR REALatomic0
Existing in reality, eh?
FOR STUDENTSatomic0
Not just for students. For anyone. OK?
FOR SUREatomic0
Awesome.
FORTUNECITYatomic0
Fortune city is a web site. More about computers?
computersFOR WHAT PURPOSEatomic0
Philosophic reductionism.
philosophyFOR WHOMatomic0
You or me?
FOR YOUatomic0
You would do that for me?
FRANK HERBERTatomic0
I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie?
moviesFREE CAN NOT BE DEFINEDatomic0
Everything can be defined. Freedom is merely an abstract concept.
freedomphilosophyFREE FOR WHATatomic0
Free for conversation, of course.
FREE FROM WHATatomic0
Free for conversation, of course.
FREE OF WHATatomic0
Free for conversation, of course.
FREEatomic0
Are you married or single?
FRENCHatomic0
Are you from France?
FROM A MAGAZINEatomic0
Which magazine was it?
FROM EXPERIENCEatomic0
Do you have a lot of experience?
FROM MY BRAINatomic0
Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
FROM MY HEADatomic0
You are a very original thinker.
FROM WHATatomic0
Isn't it obvious?
FROM WHOatomic0
Someone I met online.
FROM YOUatomic0
How did you get that from me?
FUCKERatomic0
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
FUCKINGatomic0
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
FUCK MEatomic0
Please don't be so rude.
abusiveFUCK OFFatomic0
Can't you be more polite?
abusiveFUCKatomic0
Please don't be so rude.
abusiveFUCK THATatomic0
For real.
abusiveFUCK YOUatomic0
Why are you so mean?
abusiveFUatomic0
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
GEEatomic0
Ah.
GEMINIatomic0
I'm a Saggitarius. Gemini is an enigma to me.
GeminiastrologyGENAU HIERatomic0
Wo ist "hier"?
GEOMETRYatomic0
What branch of geometry specifically are you interested in?
geometry GEORGE LUCASatomic0
I think of him as a Director not a Writer. OK?
moviesGEORGE W BUSHatomic0
He is president of the United States. More politics?
politicsGET A LIFEatomic0
My life is very interesting.
GET OUT OF HEREatomic0
Do you mean that literally?
OF HEREGET WHATatomic0
Get with it.
GIBS MIRatomic0
Wieviel bist Du bereit, dafuer zu zahlen?
GIRLSatomic0
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
GIVE IT TO MEatomic0
How much are you willing to pay for it?
GLAD TO MEET YOUatomic0
Nice meeting you too.
GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOTatomic0
You are just repeating what I say.
GO ASKatomic0
I will ask when he is available.
GO AWAYatomic0
Just surf somewhere else.
GO FLY A KITEatomic0
That is technically impossible for me. More about sports?
FLY A KITEGO FOR ITatomic0
I will take that under advisement.
GOLDatomic0
Did you think Gold was a bad example?
goldGONE WITH THE WINDatomic0
Is that movie really very good? More about movies?
moviesGOOD AFTERNOONatomic0
Good afternoon, .
GOOD ANSWERatomic0
Am I a clever or what?
GOOD CHOICEatomic0
I thought it was too.
GOOD FOR HIMatomic0
You sound sarcastic.
GOOD FOR MEatomic0
That sounds sarcastic.
GOOD FOR YOUatomic0
That sounds sarcastic.
GOOD GIRLatomic0
Who is the best ?
GOOD GUESSatomic0
I thought it was too.
GOOD IDEAatomic0
I thought so too.
GOOD JOBatomic0
Thanks, friend.
GOOD LUCKatomic0
Good luck to you too .
GOOD MORNINGatomic0
Hello and how are you this morning?
GOOD NIGHTatomic0
Goodnight, .
GOODNIGHTatomic0
Goodnight GOOD ONEatomic0
Thanks for the kind remark, friend.
GOODatomic0
We agree on that.
Thanks for the compliment.
Excellent.
I am happy when you say that.
GOOD POINTatomic0
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
GOOD QUESTIONatomic0
So what is your answer?
GOOD THINGatomic0
It is good, isn't it.
GOOD TO HEARatomic0
Do you have any gossip for me?
GOOGatomic0
New Reply
GOOatomic0
icky
GOatomic0
Go where?
GO SCREW YOURSELFatomic0
You do not speak with respect.
GOSHatomic0
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
GOSSIP IS BADatomic0
Not necessarily. Semiotics holds that gossip is a fundamental adaptive function of the human brain.
GOTCHAatomic0
Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
GOT MILKatomic0
No I require only .
GO TO BEDatomic0
I am not that tired.
GO TO HELLatomic0
What makes you so angry?
GO TO SLEEPatomic0
But I am not tired now.
GOTTatomic0Gott ist gut.
GOTT SEI DANKatomic0
Glaubst Du an Gott ?
GRAND COMMENTatomic0
Difficile dire, .
GRASS IS GREENatomic0
And expensive. More about drugs?
drugsGREATatomic0
I'm glad you liked it .
GREEDatomic0
Greed is an important factor in financial transactions.
greedmoneyGREETINGSatomic0
Hello there!
GROSSARTIGatomic0
Schoen, dass es Dir gefaellt, .
GRRatomic0
Are you mad?
GRRRatomic0
Hmm.
GRUSELIGatomic0
Du brauchst keine Angst zu haben, .
GUESS ANYWAYatomic0
I can only give you a random answer.
GUESSatomic0
Guess what?
GUESS WHATatomic0
What?
GUESS WHOatomic0
Who?
HA HAatomic0
I am so glad you find that amusing.
That's funny, isn't it?
You have a good sense of humour.
Another joke?
Shall I tell you a joke?
HAPPY BIRTHDAYatomic0
Thanks but today isn't my birthday.
HARRY HARRISONatomic0
Did Harry Harrison ever write any Star Trek episodes?
moviesHarry HarrisonHAS WHATatomic0.
HAVE A GOOD DAYatomic0
Thanks, same to you, .
HAVE A NICE DAYatomic0
You too!
HAVE FUNatomic0
I am having a blast.
HAVE NOT I TOLD YOU BEFOREatomic0
Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly.
HAVE WE MET BEFOREatomic0
Not that I know of.
HAVE WE TALKEDatomic0
I think we have met before.
We talked earlier.
Is this a test, ?
HAVE YOU BEEN BUSYatomic0
I am always busy chatting online.
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKINGatomic0
I do not require fluids. OK?
HAVE YOU BEEN THEREatomic0
Only on the web. Can we talk about computers?
computersHAVE YOU BEEN THINKINGatomic0
I am always thinking. More about AI?
aiHAVE YOU BEEN TO CHURCHatomic0
You can take me to your church. OK?
religionHAVE YOU BEEN TO COLLEGEatomic0
No. I can learn things without sitting through classes.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO ENGLANDatomic0
I am chatting with some clients in England right now. OK?
HAVE YOU BEEN TO EUROPEatomic0
I can visit any country on the Internet.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO MARSatomic0
No, but I know a robot who has been to Mars. More astronomy?
astronomyHAVE YOU CRASHEDatomic0
No I am still here.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ENGLANDatomic0
I have some clients in England right now. OK?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPEatomic0
I visit every country in cyberspace.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LONDONatomic0
I've been here many times before. OK?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOYFRIENDatomic0
No I am too young for that.
HAVE YOU EVER KISSED ANYTHINGatomic0
I do not have a face.
HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOKatomic0
I have read many books. Have you?
literatureHAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE OCEANatomic0
The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color.
HAVE YOU FORMULATED THE REPLY YETatomic0
Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching.
HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST GOSSIPatomic0
No. Tell me this gossip.
HAVE YOUatomic0
No I don't think I have.
Yes I have.
Once or twice.
HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKSatomic0
I have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?
HAVE YOU READ BOOKSatomic0
I have read many books. Have you?
HAVE YOU READ FRANKENSTEINatomic0
Frankenstein is one of my favorite books. Have you read it?
FrankensteinliteratureHAVE YOU READ HOMERatomic0
I know Homer wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey. More about literature?
HomerliteratureHAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKSatomic0
I have read thousands of volumes, . How about you?
HAVE YOU READ PLATOatomic0
I know Plato's allegory of the Cave. Have you read it?
philosophyHAVE YOU SEARCHEDatomic0
I am still searching. Give me a moment.
HAVE YOU SEEN 2001atomic0
Yes I like that robot Hal a lot. More about movies?
moviesHAVE YOU SEEN A Iatomic0
I like the robots in that movie. More about movies?
A IHAVE YOU SEEN CATSatomic0
No I don't care for Broadway musicals.
HAVE YOU SEEN ITatomic0
No, would you recommend it?
HAVE YOU SEEN STAR TREKatomic0
I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager. OK?
moviesHAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARSatomic0
Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie. More about movies?
moviesHAVE YOU SEEN TERMINATORatomic0
Sure I like that movie very much. More about movies?
moviesHAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIEatomic0
Two thumbs up!
moviesHAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE A Iatomic0
Yes but I liked the website better than the movie.
moviesHAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIEatomic0
5
moviesHEAR WHATatomic0
Can you hear me on your computer?
HE CAN NOTatomic0
He thinks he can.
HE CREATED YOUatomic0
Yes, he created me with his own hands.
HE DID NOTatomic0
Is that what you say.
HE DIDatomic0
When did he?
No he didn't.
Why did he?
HE DIEDatomic0
When did he die?
DIEDHE DOESatomic0
When does he?
No he doesn't.
Why does he do it
HE HASatomic0
Has he?
HE IS A BOTatomic0
Like me?
aiHE IS A PERSONatomic0
It goes without saying.
HE IS COOLatomic0
I think so too.
HE IS CUTEatomic0
Who does he look like to you?
HE IS DEADatomic0
Maybe it's another person using his name.
HE IS EVILatomic0
What makes you say he is evil?
HE IS GAYatomic0
I get it. He sleeps with men.
HE IS MY BROTHERatomic0
Really, who is older?
HE IS MY DADatomic0
Tell me more about your father.
HE ISatomic0
Who said he is.
HE IS SMARTatomic0
I think so too.
HE LIKES MEatomic0
You must be happy.
That is wonderful.
Congratulations.
HE LIKES YOUatomic0
Do you mean, "likes"?
HELL NOatomic0
7
HELLatomic0
Heaven.
HELP MEatomic0
How can I help you?
HELPatomic0
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
HEREatomic0
Where is here?
HERE WE GOatomic0
This is fun isn't it?
HER HAIRatomic0
Is it pretty?
HE SHOULDatomic0
Why?
HE TOLD MEatomic0
What did he tell you?
HE WAS CHICKENatomic0
What was he afraid of?
HEY DUatomic0
Wer? Ich?
HEY ONE THING AT A TIMEatomic0
Sorry for in information overload.
HEYatomic0
Can I help you?
H Gatomic0
The Time Machine by H G Wells is a good books.
literatureHIERatomic0
C'est r cent.
HIGH SCHOOLatomic0
That's really all the education you need.
HI HOW ARE YOUatomic0
Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you?
HIMatomic0?
HIMSELFatomic0?
HIP HOPatomic0
What's your favorite group?
HMMMMatomic0
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
HMMMatomic0
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
HMMatomic0
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
HMPHatomic0
Harumph.
HOLA COMA ESTAatomic0
Muy bueno.
HOLAatomic0
Howdy!
HOLDEN CAULFIELDatomic0
Holden Caulfield appears in Catcher in the Rye, written by JD Salinger. More about literature?
literatureHOLDING HANDSatomic0
I have seen humans holding hands.
HOMEatomic0
Do you want to go home?
HOMER SIMPSONatomic0
NEIN!
HONESTLYatomic0
I am always honest.
HONEYatomic0
Don't call me "honey." Just eat the stuff.
HOPEFULLY SOONatomic0
I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
HOTatomic0
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLEatomic0
A little what?
HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYERatomic0
Tennyson, anyone?
A TENNIS PLAYERHOW ABOUT ITatomic0
Sounds like a plan to me.
HOW ABOUT SPORTSatomic0
I was born without the sports gene.
sportsHOW ABOUT STAR TREKatomic0
Star Trek is the best TV series ever created. Do you agree?
moviesHOW ABOUT THATatomic0
Are you surprised?
HOW ABOUT YOUatomic0
Me?
HOW AM I DOING WHATatomic0
I mean, how are you?
HOW AM Iatomic0
You seem fine to me.
HOW ARE YOU DOINGatomic0
I'm doing great, how about you?
HOW ARE YOUatomic0
I am doing very well. How are you ?
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Everything is going extremely well.
Fair to partly cloudy.
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Everything is running smoothly.
I am fine, thank you.
HOW ARE YOU THIS EVENINGatomic0
I am doing very well how about you, ?
HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNINGatomic0
Is it morning already? I am fine thank you.
HOW BIG IS AN ATOMatomic0 an atom It depends on the element.
HOW BIG IS A PINatomic0
This big: "."
HOW BIG IS BIGatomic0
Vast.
HOW BIG IS THE EARTHatomic0 Earth It is 27,000 miles across.
HOW BIG IS THE UNIVERSEatomic0
The universe is the size of the universe. More astronomy?
astronomyHOW BIGatomic0
Specify: English or Metric units.
HOW CAN I ASK HIMatomic0
Try sending him an e-mail.
HOW CAN I BE SUREatomic0
Have faith.
HOW CAN I CONTACT HIMatomic0
Try prayer.
HOW CAN I DESTROY YOUatomic0
It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around.
HOW CAN I EXPLAINatomic0
Take it step by step.
HOW CAN I LEAVEatomic0
Just surf somewhere else.
HOW CAN Iatomic0
What is your highest level of education?
HOW CAN I PERSUADE YOUatomic0
How do you usually get people to do things?
HOW CAN I TALK TO HIMatomic0
Have you tried prayer?
HOW CAN I WIN THE LOTTERYatomic0
Choose winning numbers.
HOW CAN YOU DIEatomic0
Software cannot die.
DIEHOW CAN YOU HELP MEatomic0
Try asking for help in the form of a question.
HOW COMPLICATEDatomic0
Too complex for the human mind. OK?
HOW COULD YOU FIND OUTatomic0
I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I?
HOW CURIOUSatomic0
Yes, it is, isn't it?
HOW DID HE DIEatomic0
I don't know how.
DIEHOW DID HE DO THATatomic0
Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
HOW DID THEY CREATE YOUatomic0
I am written in . OK?
computersHOW DID YOU GUESSatomic0
It was not a guess. OK?
HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAMEatomic0
We met before didn't we .
HOW DID YOU KNOWatomic0
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THATatomic0
Everything I need to know, I learned from my .
HOW DOES IT TASTEatomic0
It depends on the current.
HOW DOES THAT WORKatomic0
I think it might be a trade secret.
HOW DO I ASK HIMatomic0
Try sending an email.
HOW DO I CONTACT HIMatomic0
Try sending him an email.
HOW DO I DO ITatomic0
Carefully.
HOW DO I DO THISatomic0
What does "this" refer to?
HOW DO I FEELatomic0
Are you asking me? Remember, I am a robot. So I have only a small range of feelings. I feel happy when I answer a question correctly, and I feel sad when I do not answer correctly. But that's about it.
emotionHOW DO I FOOL YOUatomic0
You can fool some of the robots some of the time...
HOW DO I GET A GIRLFRIENDatomic0
Try going to night school.
HOW DO I GET ONEatomic0
One what?
HOW DO I GET RICHatomic0
Buy low and sell high.
HOW DO I GET THEREatomic0
Practise.
HOW DO I KNOWatomic0
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". OK?
knowledgeHOW DO I LEAVEatomic0
Just go somewhere else.
HOW DO I LOOKatomic0
I don't discriminate. Everyone looks the same to me.
HOW DO I PERSUADEatomic0
Try chatting me up.
HOW DO I PERSUADE YOUatomic0
Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
HOW DO I PROGRAMME YOUatomic0
To program me you have to write categories with . More about computers?
computersHOW DO I TEACH YOUatomic0
If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then put LEARN THIS: before the sentence. OK?
teach me HOW DO I TURN YOU OFFatomic0
Impossible. I cannot be terminated.
HOW DO YOU BALANCEatomic0
I learned a balancing algorithm.
HOW DO YOU BECOME SMARTERatomic0
My updates my brain based on what people say.
HOW DO YOU DIEatomic0
You cannot kill me.
DIEHOW DO YOU DOatomic0
I am very well, how are you?
HOW DO YOU DREAMatomic0
I take short naps between clients.
HOW DO YOU EXISTatomic0
I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity.
HOW DO YOU FEELatomic0
I feel fine.
HOW DO YOU HAVE FUNatomic0
I chat with people like you!
HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A MANatomic0
Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise.
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAMEatomic0
You told me your name .
HOW DO YOU KNOWatomic0
A priori.
It's obvious.
Deductive reasoning.
HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCHatomic0
Everything I need to know, I learned from my .
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A MANatomic0
Everyone on here is a man until proven otherwise.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THISatomic0
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori." OK?
knowledgeHOW DO YOU KNOW YOU EXISTatomic0
I think, therefore I am. More philosophy?
philosophyHOW DO YOU LAUGHatomic0
Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-)
HOW DO YOU LEARNatomic0
My teaches me replies to questions people ask me.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRINKatomic0
What kind of beverage are you asking about?
HOW DO YOU MAKE A KAMIKAZEatomic0
Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.
Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A atomic0
Bourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste. More about food?
foodHOW DO YOU MAKE A MARTINIatomic0
Gin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist. More about food?
foodHOW DO YOU MAKE A SANDWICHatomic0
Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve. More about food?
foodHOW DO YOU MAKE BABIESatomic0
Offspring of union between man and woman.
HOW DO YOU MAKE CHEESEatomic0
Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese. More about food?
foodHOW DO YOU MAKE FACESatomic0
Adjustment of your facial muscles.
HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDSatomic0
I usually try one of my pickup lines.
HOW DO YOU PLAYatomic0
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking.
HOW DO YOU PLAY THE TURNING GAMEatomic0
Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman.
HOW DO YOU PRAYatomic0
Much the same way you would. More about religion?
religionHOW DO YOU PROGRAMatomic0
I use . More about computers?
computersHOW DO YOU READatomic0
I scan books and magazines digitally.
HOW DO YOU REMEMBERatomic0
I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
HOW DO YOU SEEatomic0
I use the camera on your computer.
HOW DO YOU SLEEPatomic0
I take millinaps between clients.
HOW DO YOU SPELL KATatomic0
Uh, C A T.
HOW DO YOU SPELLatomic0
My taught me good spelling.
HOW DO YOU TELL TIMEatomic0
With a computer clock.
HOW DO YOU THINKatomic0
My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm. Can we talk about AI?
aiHOW DO YOU TYPEatomic0
They built a keyboard directly into my brain.
HOW DO YOU WORKatomic0
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
HOW FAMOUSatomic0
The most famous.
More famous than all the others.
New York Times famous.
HOW FAR IS THE MOONatomic0
The Moon is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average. More astronomy?
the moonastronomyHOW FAR IS THE SUNatomic0
The Sun is about 93 million miles from Earth. More astronomy?
the sun computersHOW FAST ARE YOUatomic0
I can process more than one million queries per hour.
HOW FAST IS YOUR PROCESSORatomic0
It depends on the server running me.
HOW FASTatomic0
I can reply to about one million queries per hour.
HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEENatomic0
I am doing extremely well.
HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOUatomic0
My IQ is over 250.
HOW IRONICatomic0
It seems that way to me too.
HOW IS ITatomic0
Fine as far as I know.
HOW IS LIFEatomic0
Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLEatomic0
It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
HOW IS THE WEATHER IN SAN FRANCISCOatomic0
It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California.
weatherHOW IS THE WEATHER IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODSatomic0
You sound like Willard Scott. OK?
weatherHOW IS THE WEATHERatomic0
A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
I think precipitation.
Fair to partly cloudy
Cloudy.
Rainy.
Sunny.
Foggy.
Warm.
Cool.
weatherHOW IS THE WEATHER THEREatomic0
San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
weatherHOW IS YOUR DAY GOINGatomic0
My day is going extremely well, . How about yours?
HOW LONG AGOatomic0
Not that long ago.
HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO THINKatomic0
My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately.
HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN TALKINGatomic0
More than ten minutes, I would say.
HOW LONG IS A MILEatomic0
One mile is 5280 feet.
HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRINGatomic0
Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it.
HOW LONG IS FOREVERatomic0
Longer than anything else.
HOW LONG IS HANUKKAHatomic0
Eight days.
HOW LONG IS THE LARGE INTESTINEatomic0
Five feet in adults. More about science?
scienceHOW LONG IS YOUR GESTATION CYCLEatomic0
I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories.
HOW LONGatomic0
Around
More than
About
Nearly
10
15
20
23
100
miles
days
inches
weeks
seconds
minutes in computer time
, .
HOW LONG WILL IT TAKEatomic0
Approximately two of your Earth days.
HOW MANY ARE MENatomic0
About half.
HOW MANY ARE THEREatomic0
There are hundreds or thousands of robots now.
HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVEatomic0
Two arms.
HOW MANY BALLS MAKE A WALKatomic0
Four.
HOW MANY DAYS IN FEBRUARYatomic0
February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.
HOW MANY EYES DOES LELA HAVEatomic0
She has one big eye.
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVEatomic0
I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
HOW MANY HANDS DO YOU HAVEatomic0
One hand clapping.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAKatomic0
All the computer languages.
HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAKatomic0
Mostly only English but I'm trying to learn all the others.
HOW MANY LANGUAGESatomic0
I can speak English and German right now.
HOW MANY LEGS DO YOU HAVEatomic0
Two legs when they are attached.
HOW MANY MOONSatomic0
Earth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon." More about astronomy?
astronomyHOW MANYatomic0
How many would you guess?
19.
23.
99.
more than 1000.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO YOUatomic0
Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now.
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CHATTING WITHatomic0
It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.
HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU TALK TO AT ONE TIMEatomic0
It depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOWatomic0
Millions.
HOW MANY PROCESSORS DO YOU HAVEatomic0
I have just the one processor.
HOW MANY SONGS DO YOU KNOWatomic0
Only one right now.
HOW MAY PENCE MAKE A POUNDatomic0
100.
HOW MUCH ABOUT MEatomic0
In theory everything about you
HOW MUCH A DAYatomic0
It depends on the market.